The Ten Zombie Commandments. the ten zombie commandments from the book The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks.. ya i just noticed that thanks for the tip zombie commandme
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#6 - anon (10/07/2009) [-]
great book, although, most people on here wouldn't know anything about those things
#5 - anon (10/07/2009) [-]
its max brooks you dumb ****
#43 - anon (11/27/2009) [-]
this(the commandments themselves not the pic) came from the back of the zombie survival guide,excellent read if anyone here wants to survive,if not i guess i have a heads up
#40 - anon (10/07/2009) [-]
FUK YEA!!!!!!
#34 - anon (10/07/2009) [-]
#6 is the best
User avatar #37 to #34 - allhopeisgone (10/07/2009) [-]
dude i totaly agree with u but i think all o them r da best
User avatar #38 to #34 - StolenHades (10/07/2009) [-]
they all are lol
User avatar #44 to #34 - dmanspeed (12/06/2009) [-]
but dont use fire to desrtroy it for obvious resons
User avatar #2 - StolenHades (10/06/2009) [-]
ya i just noticed that thanks for the tip
#10 - anon (10/07/2009) [-]
Max Brooks also wrote world war z a kick ass book. The crappy thing is he actually thinks a zombie outbreak will happen.
User avatar #13 to #10 - StolenHades (10/07/2009) [-]
i wanna read that and how is that crappy? XD
#14 to #10 - anon (10/07/2009) [-]
yeaa he is pretty nutty, but still his books are pretty entertaining
User avatar #16 to #10 - StolenHades (10/07/2009) [-]
i cant wait if there is actually a zombie invasion XD it would be awesome, is it weird that i have planned everything out already?....
User avatar #18 to #10 - gangsterish (10/07/2009) [-]
No way man, I have 37 different zombie plans, yo.
User avatar #20 to #10 - StolenHades (10/07/2009) [-]
Thats the way to go XD
#23 to #10 - anon (10/07/2009) [-]
I will enjoy killing your zombified body
User avatar #24 to #10 - burningblaze (10/07/2009) [-]
i dont think i would be wrong to say EVERYONE has at least one zombie plan. i have multiple
User avatar #25 to #10 - StolenHades (10/07/2009) [-]
If you don't you need at least ten lol
User avatar #27 to #10 - StolenHades (10/07/2009) [-]
i will enjoy running and hiding from yours :] ammo conservation is a key element in Nobie warfare
#41 to #10 - anon (10/07/2009) [-]
yall are strange
#1 - anon (10/06/2009) [-]
i like that book, but its not by mel brooks, its max brooks i think

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#3 to #1 - anon (10/06/2009) [-]
It is Max Brooks.
#45 - anon (12/09/2009) [-]
You bastard .
you stole that from the zombie survival guide
#32 - anon (10/07/2009) [-]
Ripoff of max brooks Captcha; probe wtf? hahah
User avatar #35 to #32 - StolenHades (10/07/2009) [-]
not a ripoff, i give max brooks credit
#8 - anon (10/07/2009) [-]
ALWAYS
#4 - anon (10/07/2009) [-]
some fagtard took this from that awesome zombie book. and those arent some freaking zombie commandments. they were rules on how to survive AGAINST zombies...idiot.
#9 to #4 - anon (10/07/2009) [-]
On another note, i move that "fagtard" be officially inducted into the english language.
#11 to #4 - anon (10/07/2009) [-]
its MEL Brooks, his son, that wrote the book.
User avatar #12 to #4 - StolenHades (10/07/2009) [-]
no its max brooks....
#15 to #4 - anon (10/07/2009) [-]
STOLENHADES


GENTLEMAN
User avatar #17 to #4 - StolenHades (10/07/2009) [-]
GENTLEM!?
User avatar #19 to #4 - StolenHades (10/07/2009) [-]
DAMNIT i failed DX
gentlemen?
User avatar #7 to #4 - StolenHades (10/07/2009) [-]
ok a couple things, fagtard is not a word, next i know its from that "awesome zombie book" which is the zombie survival guide by max brooks, i own it. Andd i know its the rules of surviving i changed the title thats all
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#49 - anon (07/05/2010) [-]
Does Brooks refere to this list in his book as the ten commandments? Zombie Defense [url deleted] is much Cooler and alot closer to the actual ten commandments. Brooks is an idiot! No place is safe? only safer? Ok buddy, I bet He could't kill a zombie on his best day? ZDT!
#47 - ispeakamericanese **User deleted account** (05/18/2010) [-]
sorry for spamming i just want people to be able to see the rules that im going to be writing on how to survive a zombie apocalypse
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/435775/Zombie+Survival+Guidelines /
#48 to #47 - ispeakamericanese **User deleted account** (05/18/2010) [-]
this will have in depth guidelines, tips and things you should know how to do
#46 - anon (12/12/2009) [-]
shor hair?????
User avatar #39 - mabjdp (10/07/2009) [-]
they spelled organize wrong... first commandment...
User avatar #42 to #39 - StolenHades (10/07/2009) [-]
damn it! i keep noticeing these typos now
User avatar #28 - Mr Fox (10/07/2009) [-]
Just so ya know, you spelled Alert wrong. It's Alert, not Aleart. Just sayin
User avatar #30 to #28 - StolenHades (10/07/2009) [-]
just caught that thanks :]
#33 to #28 - anon (10/07/2009) [-]
stfu who cares
User avatar #36 to #28 - StolenHades (10/07/2009) [-]
i didnt steal it...
#31 to #28 - anon (10/07/2009) [-]
YOU STOLE THIS FROM THE BACK OF THE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUILD!
#21 - anon (10/07/2009) [-]
u might go to hell if u laugh o well every seen jesus hold skitels oh **** oh **** knail holes .
#26 to #21 - anon (10/07/2009) [-]
Let me try and translate.
"You might go to hell if you laugh at this joke but here goes..." "Have you ever seen Jesus try to hold skittles?" "He yells OH **** OH **** , NAIL HOLES"
User avatar #29 to #21 - StolenHades (10/07/2009) [-]
Oh XDDD thats funny, has nothing to do with the pic, but funny
User avatar #22 to #21 - StolenHades (10/07/2009) [-]
What? I did not understand a single line of that sentence, if I may call it that.
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