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Halo Marines

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#8 - Double Post (07/02/2010) [-]
I'm a nerd when it comes to Halo. I always put extra effort into making sure the marines don't die, and then the cut scenes greet me with nothing!
User avatar #18 to #8 - DmaverickLC (07/03/2010) [-]
There just camera shy!
User avatar #9 to #8 - patriotic canadian (07/02/2010) [-]

#16 to #9 - cancerofourchan (07/03/2010) [-]
i just give one odst a spartan laser and take special care of him and make sure he lives to the end

i got him to the top of the tower in the mission the covanent then the big ball of flood that comes through the window killed him :(
#56 to #16 - Double Post (07/03/2010) [-]
I once kept the spartan laser from the beginning and grabbed the one near the downed pelican and gave them to the people riding in the jumpseats of my hornet. Any banshee that came at me from the side was taken down pretty quickly.
User avatar #33 to #16 - patriotic canadian (07/03/2010) [-]
i actually got one too the scarab battle, but for some reason he jumped out of the hornet when i was fighting :/
#37 to #33 - Shortcat (07/03/2010) [-]
He had to go, his people needed him.
#45 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (07/03/2010) [-]
Oh, that Master Chief and his shenanigans.
#58 - anon (07/03/2010) [-]
kill own soldiers

(master chief face goes here)

Receive glory
#34 - NanoBob **User deleted account** (07/03/2010) [-]
yaaaaaay i'm joining master cheif!

Cheif? CHEIF?!
You want my battle rifle? No, i need it to cover you!
Ok, ok, don't point that shotgun at me.
fine. FINE! have it!
You don't want it anymore?
(radio silence)
#73 to #34 - IleDile **User deleted account** (07/03/2010) [-]
I suppose that's why you have you aim the crosshairs at the marine to have the choice to grab their weapon...
#35 to #34 - anon (07/03/2010) [-]
chief son CHIEF
#68 to #35 - anon (07/03/2010) [-]
master queef?
User avatar #172 - Jxeer (07/03/2010) [-]
The marines 1 & 2 didn't mentioned the teabaging, poor guy.
User avatar #31 - ProSyndicate (07/03/2010) [-]
Hey! I actually try to keep the Marine's alive! Not to mention I give them the good weapons such as rocket launchers or spartan lazers. Why you might ask? How every stupid they are, and no matter how bad at driving, they are EXCELLENT shots, with unlimited ammo. Why the hell WOULDN'T you want them?
User avatar #32 to #31 - notyourmate (07/03/2010) [-]
i gave them lazers and snipers energy swords n shotty i had a magnum n plasma pistol
#38 to #31 - Digitalfarts **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#46 to #31 - fullmetalkill **User deleted account** (07/03/2010) [-]
I ignored the marines and killed the enemy with ignored help

good to know that marines cover people that ignore them
#41 to #31 - anon (07/03/2010) [-]
I killed everysingle one of them so that my victory would be more spectacular
#12 - Radjhi (07/03/2010) [-]
i remember the level with the tank alll my marines died but 1 with a british accent for some reason if felt the need to protect him and it did even when a brute with a gravity hammer attacked him
#20 to #12 - OopzIfarted **User deleted account** (07/03/2010) [-]
It was probably captain price in the future mate XD
#26 to #12 - Gute (07/03/2010) [-]
r u british maybe? lol if not maybe it's cause their acecnts r the best. i'm american and i think british and austrialian accents r awesome
#43 - MrPedrobear **User deleted account** (07/03/2010) [-]
Master Chief... he so crazy
User avatar #22 - nommas (07/03/2010) [-]
I try to save my marines but they always run into grenades on the floor. I just watch them and facepalm
User avatar #17 - DeeJayBee (07/03/2010) [-]
i loved in halo one how the warthogs were indestructible, i'd always try to keep one for as long as possible, even if it meant squeezing it through a door and along a corridor and having a sniper in the passenger seat was **** hot i'd try to keep them alive as well, if they died I'd load last checkpoint. I remember on halo 2 i had to go through an underground section then come back out the other side, it was just me and an australian soldier with a shotgun, got him all the way through then he bought it cos of a grenade, i was sad :(
User avatar #103 - pizzacat (07/03/2010) [-]
#112 to #103 - misterflores **User deleted account** (07/03/2010) [-]
i agree
User avatar #114 to #112 - pizzacat (07/03/2010) [-]
I think everyone agrees
#115 to #114 - misterflores **User deleted account** (07/03/2010) [-]
yah ur probably rite
User avatar #109 - zbreezy (07/03/2010) [-]
there have been 253...thats over a thousand of em???
#124 to #109 - mattmack **User deleted account** (07/03/2010) [-]
im sorry i didnt mean to make u look/ feel stupid, i was just pointing it out, again im sorry
#123 to #109 - anon (07/03/2010) [-]
ur just... stupid.
User avatar #110 to #109 - FishMonster (07/03/2010) [-]
Thats units of troops
#116 to #109 - mattmack **User deleted account** (07/03/2010) [-]
he said 253 support units, so theres probably like 5 in each team so, thats how it adds up.
User avatar #118 to #116 - zbreezy (07/03/2010) [-]
im sure im not the only one who feels like a dumbass after finding out.
User avatar #111 to #109 - CouchSpud (07/03/2010) [-]
Yeah, a unit isn't just one person, it's a group of people. If there are ten people in a unit, it would be 2,530 soldiers... all dead.
User avatar #113 to #111 - zbreezy (07/03/2010) [-]
#130 - Cortana **User deleted account** (07/03/2010) [-]
The sacrifices are necessary to finish the fight!
#131 to #130 - TehChief **User deleted account** (07/03/2010) [-]
damn straight they were
#144 to #131 - anon (07/03/2010) [-]
User avatar #175 - Dobbie (07/03/2010) [-]
I have a sudden craving to play halo...
#77 - VELVETChEwBaCcA **User deleted account** (07/03/2010) [-]
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User avatar #70 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/03/2010) [-]
Told you he was a dick. I don't have billion dollar armor but at least I don't kill you
User avatar #69 - potatowrestler (07/03/2010) [-]
i used to kill friendlies in video games to get ammo.
User avatar #30 - BrownBearninetysix (07/03/2010) [-]
I once killed some marines to see if they would fight back... they did
#79 - EpicEmoKitteh **User deleted account** (07/03/2010) [-]
Am the only person who actually didn't nick the marines weapons or their Veichles and just played like a normal soldier?
User avatar #83 to #79 - JarJarBinkz (07/03/2010) [-]
Nope, I actually gave the marines the good weapons, even spartan lasers when they only had 1 shot left (Marines have no ammo counters, so they can keep shooting).
#89 to #79 - anon (07/03/2010) [-]
yep XD i actually killed them just for ammo and fun times if ya catch my drift
#93 to #79 - anon (07/03/2010) [-]
i do that all the time in call of duty to the lesser soldiers for extra ammunition
#84 to #79 - DeLuXo **User deleted account** (07/03/2010) [-]
I'm always on foot in games, I absolutely HATE vehicles. That's also a reason why I like sniping so much.
User avatar #88 to #79 - lmaopwnt (07/03/2010) [-]
i usually dont touch the marines.. but then the retard warthog driver decides its a good idea to jump in front of the tank as it fires -.-
#137 - Wiggle **User deleted account** (07/03/2010) [-]
LIES!!! i never had a marine die on me! would restart the level if one died... except for the one that always ran off a cliff...
#158 to #137 - Thrasher (07/03/2010) [-]
Retarded Lemmings marine. XD
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