That Urge. Hope you enjoyed it. While I feed my addiction - Funnyjunk. Clicking thumbs, and commenting, I was unaware that it had begun. It was when I came acro urge Peeing FJ addiction
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That Urge

While I feed my addiction - Funnyjunk.
Clicking thumbs, and commenting,
I was unaware that it had begun.
It was when I came across a long story post that it
had hit me. My bladder was filling up. AND FAST
The story got interesting as my urge to pee
got more intense. I started considering going
to the toilet then coming back to finish this
story, but I could tell the punchline was near,
so I continued. Anyway, The route to my toilet
was a long and harsh journey.
Relief
21 Steps
I read the end of the story, but was it too
late? At this time it felt like my bladder
was about to burst. I quickly got up and
ran for the to toilet....
That was the fastest I have ever ran...
The toilet door was slightly ajar, and the light
was on, this was handy for me, as i didnt have
to mess around opening the door and flicking
the light on. I could get straight to business
With a swift movement the door was open
I was in the toilet, and immediately pulled
it out, and started the flow. The feeling
was magnificent, It was the same feeling
of when you would successfully Rickroll
someone, then reward yourself with
crispy bacon. I was in heaven.
It was at this point I remembered something.
My Grandma was staying for the weekend.
This is why the light was on, and the door was
slighty ajar.
She wasn' t impressed
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#31 - John Cena (06/30/2010) [-]
I guess you can say that

*puts on glasses*

Urine trouble
User avatar #323 to #31 - DerekZoolander (07/01/2010) [-]
Eminem
User avatar #43 to #31 - TehEman (06/30/2010) [-]
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
User avatar #76 to #31 - xDrSchnugglesx (06/30/2010) [-]
I like this guy.
+6
#54 to #31 - flusterXcuck **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #58 to #31 - balognaeatyou (06/30/2010) [-]
witty anon is witty
User avatar #51 to #31 - eldorito (06/30/2010) [-]
I hate these, but that was actually pretty good.
User avatar #183 to #31 - electricbubblewrap (06/30/2010) [-]
Anon Delivers
#28 - A Couple of Cats **User deleted account** (06/30/2010) [-]
shouldn't the censor bar be smaller?
#211 - sentientmonkey **User deleted account** (06/30/2010) [-]
Yeah, I have to say she looks genuinely pissed.
#247 - John Cena (07/01/2010) [-]
...thats cause gam gam has seen bigger back in her day ;-) *trollface*
#259 to #247 - MadeYouLookNaNa **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
here I am, sorry im late
#248 to #247 - spyder (07/01/2010) [-]
you my friend diserve a strip of bacon
#250 to #248 - spyder (07/01/2010) [-]
:O ive made a terible mistake ur a anon nvm that
#253 to #250 - John Cena (07/01/2010) [-]
oh **** thats soo true we wouldn`t want to give the anon bacon and make the site awesome again.

bitch.
#261 to #253 - John Cena (07/01/2010) [-]
Win.
#46 - misterTOAST **User deleted account** (06/30/2010) [-]
LOOK HER IN THE EYES AND FINISH!!
#53 to #46 - SpiceyPanda (06/30/2010) [-]
haha win dude xD
User avatar #85 - AwesomePuff (06/30/2010) [-]
do you have a phone? cuz im gonna have to call ********
#269 - ChuckNorrisFj **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
I guess she was.....

*puts on glasses*




Pissed
#300 to #269 - John Cena (07/01/2010) [-]
NUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#87 - thefurrealpedobear (06/30/2010) [-]
this actually gave me the urge to pee
User avatar #90 to #87 - mcpadlock (06/30/2010) [-]
me too !
User avatar #232 - Cambro (07/01/2010) [-]
Its better to be pissed off than pissed on...
User avatar #236 to #232 - DarkMata (07/01/2010) [-]
Poor grandma was both.
#228 - CrimsonHazard **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
You did R. Kelly proud.
User avatar #214 - NejiHyuuga (06/30/2010) [-]
Well.....she's pissed.
#216 to #214 - John Cena (06/30/2010) [-]
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
User avatar #201 - TedTheodoreLogan (06/30/2010) [-]
I guess you can say

*puts on glasses*

granny is PISSED

YYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
#152 - BioLex **User deleted account** (06/30/2010) [-]
whats faster? the wind, light or **** ?






the answer is **** , why? while you run like the win and turn on the lights youve already got **** all over your pants
User avatar #21 - AwesomePie (06/30/2010) [-]
punchline= she was pissed.
#105 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (06/30/2010) [-]
PISS ON GRANDMA
LIKE A BOSS!
#111 to #105 - omgtoast **User deleted account** (06/30/2010) [-]
IN HER DENTURES
LIKE A BOSS!
#128 to #111 - John Cena (06/30/2010) [-]
ON HER KNITTED SWEATER
LIKE A BOSS!
User avatar #134 to #128 - kencrash (06/30/2010) [-]
Ah **** Man! I cant do it!
#136 to #134 - omgtoast **User deleted account** (06/30/2010) [-]
ON ALL 8 OF HER CATS
LIKE A BOSS!
User avatar #246 - commandercrazy (07/01/2010) [-]
You run like Edd.
#229 - WillandtheKing **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
why was your grandma in your room... bow chika wow wow
User avatar #177 - FelipeRuiz (06/30/2010) [-]
THE RUN I LOVE THE RUN
User avatar #22 - TheCommonEnemy (06/30/2010) [-]
i hope for your sake this isnt a true story....
#223 - John Cena (07/01/2010) [-]
I guess you can say that

*puts on glasses*

Urine trouble
#224 to #223 - Ivansdoom **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
User avatar #233 to #223 - moonling (07/01/2010) [-]
YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
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