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#21 - John Cena (06/29/2010) [-]
Sooo your telling me that some cabbage patch kid is gonna come up to me and start stabbing my new pet kitten and drink its blood. Thats total bullsh.....Oh **** wheres my cat.
User avatar #306 - Thedudeyouknow (06/30/2010) [-]
No what happens is that those nightmares shock you so much that you record them as real in your brain so they are kept in your memory rather than being forgotten like others. They are kept in the Real section of your brain because the horror sent you into shock, they are not real just recorded because of its shocking affect.
User avatar #313 to #306 - TheExile (06/30/2010) [-]
**** ... guess he told you.

O.O

Thumbs up to 306 btw.
#18 - John Cena (06/29/2010) [-]
**************************** BARRICADE YOUR HOUSES
LOCK THE DOORS
KEEP GRENADES HANDY
ALL THOSE NIGHTMARES I HAD
WERE ALL GOING TO **** DIE!!!!
#1256 to #18 - DeathBringer **User deleted account** (07/02/2010) [-]
this guys *********** you just leave your doors wide open, no demons will kill you, and if you here sumthing fall in the night its your cat
User avatar #934 - bowchicawawa (06/30/2010) [-]
SO YOU MEAN THAT THERE ACTUALLY IS A FLYING LADY GAGA WITH LAZER BEAM EYES AND A MACHINE GUN... somewhere out in the distance of space? That's deep man, thats deep.
User avatar #939 to #934 - mrfourtysevenman (06/30/2010) [-]
no but there is a lady gaga with a lazer penis.
it's called a disco stick.
User avatar #945 to #939 - bowchicawawa (06/30/2010) [-]
Yeah, gross. Sicko, I bet you wanna take a ride on it.
User avatar #950 to #945 - mrfourtysevenman (06/30/2010) [-]
I THOUGHT I TOLD MY FRIENDS TO KEEP THAT A SECRET
User avatar #954 to #950 - bowchicawawa (06/30/2010) [-]
Nothing is kept secret from me. I am all knowing :3
I know you, better than YOU know you
User avatar #957 to #954 - mrfourtysevenman (06/30/2010) [-]
well obviously not because you don't know about what me and your mother did last night and i really made her eat it.
User avatar #966 to #957 - mrfourtysevenman (06/30/2010) [-]
and she really enjoyed the lasagna i made her and commented it was full of flavor and tasted my homemade spices.
User avatar #970 to #966 - mrfourtysevenman (06/30/2010) [-]
what else would me and her do at 12:30 in the morning alone?
#157 - GetOnMyHorse **User deleted account** (06/29/2010) [-]
You mean... that guy who chases me with the dildo....?
#230 to #157 - doodieman **User deleted account** (06/29/2010) [-]
that wasnt a dream
#246 to #230 - John Cena (06/29/2010) [-]
lol i just thought of staredad
#129 - JeffroVicious **User deleted account** (06/29/2010) [-]
So... that... 7 headed beast...

Oh god.
User avatar #1136 - KennyJunk (06/30/2010) [-]
So does that mean when you have a wet dream, its some hot chick sneaking into your room f*cking you? :D Please let it be so
#1137 to #1136 - mutants **User deleted account** (06/30/2010) [-]
That's a dream not a nightmare. Read the first sentence of the second paragraph.
#1141 to #1137 - John Cena (06/30/2010) [-]
what if youre phobic of hot women?
User avatar #1143 to #1136 - KennyJunk (06/30/2010) [-]
what if you have a wet nightmare?
#1021 - frolacosta **User deleted account** (06/30/2010) [-]
THE ZOMBIE PIRATE NINJA CYBORG WOLVES ARE ******* REAL!!!

HOLY ****
User avatar #1023 to #1021 - PizzaRat (06/30/2010) [-]
Of course they are
#866 - TheStorm **User deleted account** (06/30/2010) [-]
Your mind is a massive super computer what you see it remembers even if you don't. Your dreams are your subconscious putting things in order and sometimes you just remember seeing your mind doing that and that is what we call dreams. Now if this is true that would mean anything creepy or weird you saw at anytime of your life is in your subconscious and if its rearranging things constantly these "physical" memories are going to reappear at one time or another and they are going to get twisted with your imagination and emotions. So depending on your emotion towards it like say fear you will perceive it as something different like a "nightmare".

So I will save my brick for when some off stream made fun of scientist breaks the speed of light.
#601 - Slaughter (06/30/2010) [-]
what the hell are wet dreams then?
#603 to #601 - hawaiikid **User deleted account** (06/30/2010) [-]
ah... i have no idea...
#606 to #603 - John Cena (06/30/2010) [-]
Obviously water is real -_-
#801 to #606 - hawaiikid **User deleted account** (06/30/2010) [-]
i dont think he meant water....
User avatar #791 - Sourcherrytree (06/30/2010) [-]
So you mean i really did get raped last night?
#703 - Idrc **User deleted account** (06/30/2010) [-]
Oh **** .
I'm gonna need a shotgun, the ghost busters, a bong, lube, and duct tape.

Oh, and some skittles
User avatar #709 to #703 - xxlethalforce (06/30/2010) [-]
I got skittles and duct tape!
#714 to #709 - blackrosebud (06/30/2010) [-]
You can have my shotgun
I prefer machine guns or flame throwers myself =D
User avatar #732 to #714 - xxlethalforce (06/30/2010) [-]
K just got back to the store and got the lube.
#743 to #732 - blackrosebud (06/30/2010) [-]
You want help?
User avatar #758 to #743 - xxlethalforce (06/30/2010) [-]
Yeah Lets find this dude the ghost busters and a bong!
#764 to #758 - blackrosebud (06/30/2010) [-]
I've got the ghost busters, you got the bong?
#109 - DrGregHouse **User deleted account** (06/29/2010) [-]
What are you an idiot? A nightmare is just a bad dream. No difference. What you're thinking of is a 'Night Terror', which is much less common and more sever. I'll put it in terms you can understand, Its a hallucination that occurs while your asleep.

What makes a hallucination a hallucination is that the brain interprets it as real, no matter how stupid or unlikely the situation is. So it's fairly obvious. I'm gonna take a wild guess and assume you're the one that funded that study... Smart move...

*Takes Pill*
User avatar #144 to #109 - handbanana (06/29/2010) [-]
HOUSE SPEAKS! I MUST TRY TO GO AGAINST WHAT HE SAYS BUT IN THE END HE WILL ALWAYS BE RIGHT!!!
#111 to #109 - DrGregHouse **User deleted account** (06/29/2010) [-]
*Comes back*

Oh and also, for you people who are gonna say 'Oh well this was a night terror' You rarely remember what happens during a night terror, therefore your argument is invalid.
#114 to #111 - DrChase **User deleted account** (06/29/2010) [-]
Uhh House, Joseph went into Cardiac arrest, the meds aren't working. It's not Wilson's disease.
#117 to #114 - DrGregHouse **User deleted account** (06/29/2010) [-]
Not many things explain a buildup of copper.. It's not Wilson's, and it's not Alzheimer's, So that means.. I think you know what it means
#124 to #117 - DrChase **User deleted account** (06/29/2010) [-]
But she can't be poisoning him! She hasn't visited him in over a day! He would be getting better not worse!
#127 to #124 - DrGregHouse **User deleted account** (06/29/2010) [-]
Well I guess out little Joseph isn't the man we thought he is is he?

Estrogen can cause high copper levels, he's been poisoning himself the whole time.. Give the news to Joseph. Or would that be Josephina now?
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#118 to #111 - SuccessfulBlackGuy **User deleted account** (06/29/2010) [-]
You sir are my hero.
#113 to #111 - eisen **User deleted account** (06/29/2010) [-]
hey man, uh psssst i got the stuff, the *whispers* dah peelz
User avatar #1220 - masterofall (07/01/2010) [-]
so i onced peed chicken soup and drank it? and was chased by a deamon the super devil from family guy ony to be saved my chuck norris? and also ate a big cookie wile stuck in a maze in which i couldnt exscape?

sounds ligit
#1221 to #1220 - LyshoSavior **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
hahaha
#1038 - John Cena (06/30/2010) [-]
I had a dream that a ****** walked into my room...
#1041 to #1038 - Ggaarrrreett (06/30/2010) [-]
Get my gun!
#1042 to #1038 - John Cena (06/30/2010) [-]
I can believe all the other stuff is real, but come on, *******
#1046 to #1038 - Souperman **User deleted account** (06/30/2010) [-]
Stop him b4 he makes off wt your tv!
#1039 to #1038 - nttm (06/30/2010) [-]
no that would be a nightmare
User avatar #1049 to #1039 - EpicNoob (06/30/2010) [-]
You can't even see a ****** in a nightmare.
User avatar #1053 to #1049 - Moar (06/30/2010) [-]
But you know their there if your tv starts floating.
User avatar #1056 to #1053 - Okapi (06/30/2010) [-]
I just pissed my pants.
#684 - ManInKilt **User deleted account** (06/30/2010) [-]
Holy **** !!!!!
That means theres a blood sucking platypus in my attic that is REAL!!!



* ***** pants*
User avatar #686 to #684 - emoboirules (06/30/2010) [-]
THATS NOTHING
IT MEANS MY MUM GAVE MY DAD A BJ AND KISSED ME GOOD-NIGHT
#693 to #686 - CollegeHumorLover **User deleted account** (06/30/2010) [-]
BULLCRAP

A ZOMBIE CINDERALLA CHOKED ME AND WRESTLED A WITCH
#691 to #686 - ManInKilt **User deleted account** (06/30/2010) [-]
You now have my utmost sympathy.

Id go boil my forehead if I were you.
;)
User avatar #692 to #691 - emoboirules (06/30/2010) [-]
NOO
#694 to #692 - ManInKilt **User deleted account** (06/30/2010) [-]
A really hot shower works too.......
User avatar #183 - cuboner (06/29/2010) [-]
the best way to beat nightmares that ive found is to beat off before bed
#192 to #183 - duduman (06/29/2010) [-]
i confirm ur statement....
User avatar #204 to #192 - Wolfee (06/29/2010) [-]
i second that
+1
#209 to #204 - Zeratool **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#635 to #209 - John Cena (06/30/2010) [-]
Well I beat off before going to sleep and I had a dream where I was trying to escape from a school-ran sweatshop that makes country music CD's
Is... that a... nvm
User avatar #146 - DoctorMusic (06/29/2010) [-]
Where the hell are you getting your science from? Besides, sleep itself is still a mostly unknown subject.

AND STOP POSTING THIS FREAKY CRAP AT MIDNIGHT WHEN I'M TRYING TO GET MY LOLZ IN BEFORE I SLEEP.
User avatar #133 - PizzaRat (06/29/2010) [-]
so that gay zombie in my closet...is...real
User avatar #142 to #133 - firegrunt (06/29/2010) [-]
LOL YOU SAW THAT MOVIE TOO. XD
User avatar #143 to #142 - PizzaRat (06/29/2010) [-]
Wha!
No But there is a gay zombie in my closet
#12 - JohnWaffle **User deleted account** (06/29/2010) [-]
*fap fap fap* DONT YOU JUDGE ME >:(
#1195 to #12 - DeathBringer **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
stop fapping to me!
#1199 to #1195 - JohnWaffle **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
Never.
#1202 to #1199 - DeathBringer **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
ok your good you gave a demon nightmares so pleese pleese stop
#1203 to #1202 - JohnWaffle **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
I will smear my semen all over your delicious teeth. <3
#1204 to #1203 - DeathBringer **User deleted account** (07/01/2010) [-]
im giting the **** out of here
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