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A Guide To Life 3

Things They Don' t Tell You
But Should)
A Guide to Life
If you turn out to be pretty, people will view you with
resentment because everyone assumes that attractive
people are just charming through life and
are thus a bunch of parasites. You will
not find any sympathy, because everyone knows that
attractive people have perfect lives. This will result in
a bitter, lonely existence.
won turn out to be ugly, everyone will like you because
you' re than them. However, nobody will
love you because you' re than them.
This will result in is bitter, lonely existence.
Almost everyone in the world watches television, and millions
of people are involved in television production, and yet there is
not a single show on TV that accurately depicts real life. This
will doom you to a life or shattered expectations as you have
already spent about 30% of your existence watching sitcoms.
To be considered "a success", you must slave to simultaneously
meet or exceed the expectations of everybody you ever meet
throughout your entire life, and then constantly maintain an
upward trajectory until the day you the To be considered
a failure", you must do the opposite (: nothing).
Guess which is more fun...
Each offs is merely one of trillions of organisms upon
trillions of planets within trillions of galaxies within an
endless and infinitely spiraling universe, and yet you
will still meet people who consider themselves to be
important." These people are known as "men" and
women." You may want to avoid than
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#3 - Coachiswatchin **User deleted account** (06/29/2010) [-]
I can be ugly and still find love! in fact, i already found my true love... I call her "left hand".
User avatar #14 - Panpan (06/29/2010) [-]
umm, here's a thought, why the **** do we care?
User avatar #13 - ironmaidengroupe (06/29/2010) [-]
This does fit the main conformist plot of society but not everyone is like this. Now I could state some ******** like "oh I looking for someone who's good on the inside" you don't have X-ray vision you can't see there inside unless you X-ray them or cut em open. Yeah I watch T.V. but I don't expect people to act like that in real life. If People did then we'd all be running around chopping people with machetes. Yeah I voiced my opinion ******* deal with it and thumb down. I don't give a flying **** about this gimmicky thumb ********
User avatar #12 - HIMTheSixSixSix (06/29/2010) [-]
i find the first two ironic....
#10 - JamaicanBacon **User deleted account** (06/29/2010) [-]
this made me feel like ****
User avatar #11 to #10 - firegrunt (06/29/2010) [-]
at least hes not ********** you :/
User avatar #9 - TheAdolfHitler (06/29/2010) [-]
#8 - anon (06/29/2010) [-]
What if you are pretty and you don't think so?
User avatar #7 - ihazaccount (06/29/2010) [-]
I love these, moar please? :D
#6 - pedosoraptor **User deleted account** (06/29/2010) [-]
i believe thats the first time mr. pig has watched pornography
User avatar #5 - ProSyndicate (06/29/2010) [-]
You know why "beautiful people" are considered airheads?
They think that they can get through life on their looks.
Simple as that. They don't care in school so they're absolute idiots.
And you wonder why we don't like the average hot person for "personality"
And with ugly people, half the time they're just moaners who bitch and whine about their looks and seek reassurance from others in their looks, asking the questions "Am I pretty?" which is always awkward when answered "No"
I prefer people who actually aspire to be something in life, no matter what they look like, and could actually care less about their looks
User avatar #2 - Moog (06/29/2010) [-]
Oh.... these are depressing.
User avatar #1 - MrBounce (06/29/2010) [-]
Average is the way to go.... I feel better about myself now.
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