FJ Introduction. My introduction as a "new member" of FunnyJunk. Good evening citizens of' Punni} unk. Hone of you know who I any but I' m fam FJ rant funny
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FJ Introduction

FJ Introduction. My introduction as a "new member" of FunnyJunk. Good evening citizens of' Punni} unk. Hone of you know who I any but I' m fam

My introduction as a "new member" of FunnyJunk

Tags: FJ | rant | funny
Good evening citizens
of' Punni} unk. Hone
of you know who I
any but I' m familiar
with who most of you
are. We got a few
things to my about
this place, but first; I
want you to
understand who I am,
so that you may
understand my views a
bit easier
t first started coming to
there were no
There were no
thumbs, or levels, or
anything like that.
times change, and
to put it simply,
I' m extremely far
behind. So I' m
here to post my
own content for
you guys to see.
But I also created
would have access to
Anyway, ' been
around Funnijunk
for such a long time,
damn near since the
beginning. So he got
plenty of things to
rant about, especially
with the site in the
current state its in,
Seriously. If this
doesn' t get at least 50
thumbs, it shows that:
people only care about
high level punks like
Dsend, Mondo, or
Alchemicfreak, And I
swear, if it doesn' t get
that much, I will piss
in our e socket.
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Submitted: 06/27/2010
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User avatar #67 - Arcen (06/28/2010) [-]
Why SHOULD this get thumbs?
You've put nothing funny here.
I could say I've been an anon for 8 years, make a completely pointless, hypocritical post and get thumbs.. But I don't.
Go die.
User avatar #1055 to #67 - Glint (06/29/2010) [-]
I'm with him, the sad part is; The majority of people who thumbed this gave it green thumbs? It IS on the front page, so that means most people liked it?
#71 to #67 - Nsane **User deleted account** (06/28/2010) [-]
ye, i would say he's a thumbwhore
#68 to #67 - HIS (06/28/2010) [-]
#70 to #68 - maby **User deleted account** (06/28/2010) [-]
agreed with your agree and thumbed you up
#74 to #70 - HIS (06/28/2010) [-]
agreed with your agreement of my agreement and thumbed you up
User avatar #246 to #74 - BlackMaster (06/28/2010) [-]
xzibit: Yo dawg!! i heard you agreed with his agreement so i agree with your agreement agreeing to his agree
#76 to #74 - maby **User deleted account** (06/28/2010) [-]
Thumbed you up anyway
#75 to #74 - maby **User deleted account** (06/28/2010) [-]
User avatar #31 - Panpan (06/28/2010) [-]
Nice to meet you, I really enjoy reading about your life because that really matters here
#37 to #31 - Zyxy **User deleted account** (06/28/2010) [-]
I hate not being able to understand irony over the web... :,(
User avatar #447 - CaptainJohnPrice (06/28/2010) [-]
Really funnyjunk? He's just thumbwhoring by saying "If we don't thumb him up we only like Dsend etc etc etc....

Thousands of users join every day.
Why should you be different ?
Nobody else feels like introducing themselves to funnyjunk and clogging the front page.
#153 - trogdortroy **User deleted account** (06/28/2010) [-]
Is funny because...oh, nevermind.
#613 - metalmaster **User deleted account** (06/28/2010) [-]
User avatar #648 to #613 - brennangibb (06/28/2010) [-]
awsome avatar!
#652 to #648 - metalmaster **User deleted account** (06/28/2010) [-]
#991 - Tulegitify **User deleted account** (06/28/2010) [-]
Hmm which thumb do I pick?
Was this funny? No
Did even crack a smile? No
Does it get a thumb up? No
Will i get -4 thumbs for no reason? Yes, it happens on every comment I make
User avatar #738 - Dammage (06/28/2010) [-]
so yeah... where is the funny part in this?
User avatar #149 - XxSHiFtxX (06/28/2010) [-]
So, you rant about nothing, then ask for thumbs, then say it's sad if you don't get any? **** you faggot. Get the **** out of my goddamned website and make me a ******* sandwich you piece of ****
#550 to #149 - udeserveacookie (06/28/2010) [-]
thats a girls job. not some gay ass ranter.
User avatar #995 - APURPLEPYTHON ONLINE (06/28/2010) [-]
can you shave your avatar before you go into public next time, you look like a mountain man.
User avatar #903 - xCRUSHxANONx (06/28/2010) [-]
Whore whore whore whore WHORE
#749 - RileyFreeman **User deleted account** (06/28/2010) [-]
***** you gay.
User avatar #756 to #749 - epicpikachu (06/28/2010) [-]
The fact that your username is Riley Freeman make's the joke all the better.
User avatar #820 to #756 - Xedan (06/28/2010) [-]
admit it, you read it in his voice. I did.
#739 - anon (06/28/2010) [-] yore saying you want to be like dsend, mondo and alchelmicfreak?
#673 - BurninVulpix **User deleted account** (06/28/2010) [-]
It is not funny. >:/
#676 to #673 - anon (06/28/2010) [-]
Neither is AlchemicFreak but she somehow makes it to the top also. I'll take this douche over that cunt.
#680 to #676 - anon (06/28/2010) [-]
(different anon) death to them both, why take the lesser of two evils when you can get rid of comics all together?
#502 - Arkchipelle (06/28/2010) [-]

User avatar #113 - airguitar (06/28/2010) [-]
STOP WITH THE ******* "Introductions"

If you want to make a good intro and impression then BE FUNNY, some of this was clever but not needed, this site needs funny and we willa ccept you if you are funny, Introductions are ******** .
#552 to #113 - udeserveacookie (06/28/2010) [-]
your the 1 who should be famous. not mondo. unlike him ur actually funny.
User avatar #570 to #552 - airguitar (06/28/2010) [-]
I don't care to be "Famous" I just want to have friends on here who like my work and there are easily as many of those people for me as there are for mondo, glad you think I'm funny >=P
User avatar #1054 to #570 - DaCrazyOne (06/29/2010) [-]
I agree.
#62 - anon (06/28/2010) [-]
so you expect us to give popularity to everyone who goes around asking for it just cuz 'they've been around longer'?
Well **** your **** and good day sir.
User avatar #825 - LarryPlatt (06/28/2010) [-]
I'm starting to get the feeling that there is a group of some 1000 funny that have sworn a vendetta against funnyjunk and just thumb up the least-funny content possible. I don't see how else this got to the front page, even if you did parade yourself around like a raging thumb whore.
User avatar #826 to #825 - LarryPlatt (06/28/2010) [-]
*1000 people
User avatar #492 - mikemont (06/28/2010) [-]
actually, i see its too late, but if it hadnt gotten 50 thumbs it would be because there's nothing funny at all in this, not because people only care about them. and obviously you only care about thumbs, so **** you
#419 - MrBananaShit **User deleted account** (06/28/2010) [-]
Heres [$(5)$]. Go buy something funny.
#35 - anon (06/28/2010) [-]
Thumbs whore much?
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