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Our Thoughts

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These thoughts have gone through your mind at least once in your life.
f wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you' re wrong.
Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you' re going in the complete opposite direction of
where you are supposed to he going? But instead of Just turning a ? and walking back in the direction from which
you came, you have to Jerst do something fike check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to
yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you' re crazy randomly switching directions on the
f totally take back all those times f didn' t want to nap when f was younger.
is it Just me, or are 30% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook people that f do know, hut
f deliberately choose not to he friends with?
Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn' t work? You take the cartridge out, blow in
it and that would magically for the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we off know how to for the
problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ' s. We Just figured it out. Today' s kids are soft.
There is a great need for sarcasm font.
Sometimes, f ' watch a movie thots watched when I was younger and suddenly realize f had no idea what was
going on when f first saw it.
How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and slife because you stiff didnt hear what
they said?
f hate being the one with the remote in a room Eff of people watching TV. There' s so much pressure. ‘f fave this
show, but wiff they Judge me if I keep it on? f het everyone is wishing we weren' t watching this. it' s only a matter of
time before they aff get up and leave the room. Wig we stiff he friends after this T
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User avatar #30 - Ejvind (06/28/2010) [-]
The sstreet one, I just turn around in the street. **** you, everyone else!
User avatar #33 to #30 - manbob (06/28/2010) [-]
nahh wat u gotta do is
Step 1: take out cell phone like ur answering a call
Step 2: scream GOD DAMNIT and put away cell phone
step 3: turn around and walk briskly

the people around u will be like "oh **** somthing bad just happend to that guy" xD
User avatar #41 to #33 - Ejvind (06/28/2010) [-]

But it's more fun to be crazay.
User avatar #43 to #41 - manbob (06/28/2010) [-]
it would be even crazier if u did a pirouette to turn around
#37 to #33 - anon (06/28/2010) [-]
That, my friend, is created by someone with an amazing brain
User avatar #36 to #33 - containletters (06/28/2010) [-]
no you gotta pretend like your checking your text cuz every one will wonder why you have your phone on vibrate in a public place
User avatar #38 to #36 - manbob (06/28/2010) [-]
or u could call someone either or it would be funny xD
User avatar #40 to #38 - containletters (06/28/2010) [-]
better yet, take out your mp3 and pretend to talk to some one
User avatar #42 to #40 - manbob (06/28/2010) [-]
how about a random banana off a fruit stand ur walking next 2
User avatar #44 to #42 - containletters (06/28/2010) [-]
pick up cat and use as phone
User avatar #46 to #44 - manbob (06/28/2010) [-]
pick up random midget and use as phone
User avatar #48 to #46 - containletters (06/28/2010) [-]
find a blobfish;
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compress to face and start speaking
User avatar #56 to #48 - manbob (06/28/2010) [-]
put arm around empty space of air and start talking

User avatar #137 - kauasaki (06/28/2010) [-]
my god this guy must be stalking me!
User avatar #71 - thebovver (06/28/2010) [-]
in the last one about the remote, i always cave in and hand the remote to the person next to me, its avoids the awkward-ness
#72 to #71 - anon (06/28/2010) [-]
I say I'm going for a drink and hand it over
User avatar #49 - jatterjite (06/28/2010) [-]
truer words have never been spoken with the nintendo one AND the old movies one.
#14 - eisen **User deleted account** (06/27/2010) [-]
when i first got my xbox, it didnt work at first. stupidly i opened the cd slot thing and blew into it for 5 minutes, then i realized it wasnt plugged in
User avatar #61 - dublahblah (06/28/2010) [-]
what about this thought- " w-w-what if im gay?!?!" *thinks about a penis* "no.....no definenitly NOT gay!"
User avatar #65 to #61 - krajan (06/28/2010) [-]
i jsut thought of somin if ur gay u love dicks but u say ur not gay cuz u dont like other men n all that but when u think about it u gotta love ur dick so dont that mean were all gay atleast a little bit?
#95 to #65 - HardcoreNecro **User deleted account** (06/28/2010) [-]
No, theres an answer for that

User avatar #117 - Silver Quantum (06/28/2010) [-]
************* to the 6th one
User avatar #118 to #117 - kmannn (06/28/2010) [-]
did you try that when your 360 got RROD? ddnt think so.
User avatar #119 to #118 - Silver Quantum (06/28/2010) [-]
i don't have a 360
User avatar #121 to #119 - kmannn (06/28/2010) [-]
i can tell you right now, it wouldnt work.
User avatar #122 to #121 - Silver Quantum (06/28/2010) [-]
i'll belive you
#92 - acdclady **User deleted account** (06/28/2010) [-]
today's kids are kinda soft...
#104 to #92 - spammazoid **User deleted account** (06/28/2010) [-]
Funny stuff here!
Get it to the tops!!!! He says he'll show his true indentity if we get him the right number of thumbs!!
#106 to #104 - acdclady **User deleted account** (06/28/2010) [-]
I've already seen that and thumbed up, thanks.
Why do we care about seeing his "true identity" though?
User avatar #94 to #92 - EvilSquiggly (06/28/2010) [-]
Thats what she said :D
#96 to #94 - acdclady **User deleted account** (06/28/2010) [-]
well played, sir.
User avatar #99 - satanisthesavior (06/28/2010) [-]
Today's kids are soft? You had it easy. Blowing on the cartridge fixed 99% of your problems. Blowing on a CD doesn't work quite as well.

Let me know the next time you have to adjust the settings file for your cartridge in order to get it to play properly...
User avatar #151 - pickletoe (06/28/2010) [-]
*PedoBear's Response*
Damn right today's kids are soft!
User avatar #85 - GenerationFallen (06/28/2010) [-]
I don't really give a **** whether or not my friends like what I'm watching on TV. If they don't like watching Dora the Explorer, they can get the **** out!
User avatar #70 - chumaster (06/28/2010) [-]
I really hate it when everyone is talking in a classroom, and all of a sudden everyone stops talking and i'm the only one talking and i don't realize everyone stops talking.
User avatar #57 - TheACEofSpades (06/28/2010) [-]
User avatar #80 to #57 - jinrowolf (06/28/2010) [-]
That's what he said.
#1 - TrainerGold **User deleted account** (06/27/2010) [-]
These are all true..
#148 - Desertsnake **User deleted account** (06/28/2010) [-]
every single one of these. im glad theres someone else
User avatar #141 - dockoty (06/28/2010) [-]
Make another one of these.
#76 - NeonKipKip **User deleted account** (06/28/2010) [-]
I feel ya on the last one, I'm watching my favorite show, and one of my relatives makes a 'surprise' visit, and they'll sit down and say in one of those unconvincing voices 'Oh.........this show is nice......." and I'll have to turn it off so I can listen to them babble!
#53 - lilbooshy **User deleted account** (06/28/2010) [-]
if i'm wearing an open zipper jacket i like to grab the bottom of one side, pull it up over my mouth and stalk off
#32 - anon (06/28/2010) [-]
Ah, get out of my brain!
User avatar #16 - raibean (06/27/2010) [-]
Maybe we should all mark our sarcasm with this [!] so people will know when we're being sarcastic. [!]
User avatar #23 to #16 - Zedonius (06/27/2010) [-]
I like that idea Raibean! Write that down, and we'll talk about it more after the meeting.
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