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Prank Time
What you' ll need:
A ounce
glass jar
of lotion
For this prank to work, you have to have found a
woman who wants to have sex with you, You',
also need to use a condom, which you should be
anyway, you dirty bastard
Setup: Take the empty jar and fill it three quarters
full with the body lotion, Seal the jar and place it
underneath your bed,
Execution: After having sex, roll off your partner
and remain laying beside them for a couple
moments. Perhaps tell them how much you enjoyed
it, or make other small talk. Anything that makes
you seem totally at ease.
After a few moments, sit up and continue your
conversation as you reach under your bed and pull
out the jar of lotion which you hid earlier, Bring the
jar onto the bed and set it on the night stand next to
you, Do not call attention to it, continue your
conversation. If she asks what it is, say "oh, just a
jar,” and continue talking about whatever you were
previously discussing, Then open the jar, and set
the lid down. Remove the condom from your penis,
being careful not to spill any of its contents. Carry it
over to your jar and with your forefinger and thumb,
squeeze what' s inside of it, into the jar that' s already
314 full of looks to be your semen, Then
seal the jar and place it back under your bed and
turn to her and say "Sorry, I' m a collector.”
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Views: 24134 Submitted: 06/19/2010