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#175 - Lucytoo (06/24/2010) [-]
GOD invented pot, man invented beer. In GOD we trust.
#174 - schizophreniatoo (06/24/2010) [-]
I just found this, and would have thumbed it up, but it's over the bastards time limit. Sorry about all those other thumbs up you could have gotten.
#172 - anonymous (06/23/2010) [-]
too bad we're never gonna catch 'em since they dont exist.
#161 - anonymous (06/20/2010) [-]
But he doesn't exist right ?
User avatar #160 - theanonguy (06/20/2010) [-]
For fuck sake man, legalize that shit already. I'm tired of giving money to the fucking government so that they can "stop" it's consumption. Use that fucking money for something more productive instead of making jobs for drug dealers.
User avatar #163 to #160 - ChrisHanssen (06/20/2010) [-]
I agree it is also proven that weed is less dangerous than cigarettes.
User avatar #167 to #163 - theanonguy (06/22/2010) [-]
You tell them ChrisHanssen... you go tell them.
User avatar #162 to #160 - rennat (06/20/2010) [-]
i agree with this statement.
#159 - anonymous (06/20/2010) [-]
*roll 20-30* If this is doubles i will rofl. If this is a nmuber i will rofl
#168 to #159 - anonymous (06/23/2010) [-]
If it is a fail I will rofl.

ROFL!
#154 - captinovious (06/20/2010) [-]
well thats a good point but he GAVE us the choice to smoke? iit or not just saying and this does NOT deserve the thumbs thats just my opinion
#155 to #154 - anonymous (06/20/2010) [-]
so do drug producers/farmers and dealers. it's not like they hold a gun to your head and make you do drugs. hahaha this god guy grows drugs...
#156 to #155 - captinovious (06/20/2010) [-]
i kno but its still our choice to do so
User avatar #151 - topwell **User deleted account** (06/20/2010) [-]
Wow , you got HUGE BALLS ( unless your a girl ) This is absolutely true and thank you for sayin it ! Yarrrrrrrrrr !
#150 - cityundead (06/20/2010) [-]
God doesn't exist. This is not a valid argument against anything.
#197 to #150 - anonymous (07/01/2010) [-]
you shouldnt say that. its pretty much inevitable that you will start a religious argument.
#202 to #197 - Lucytoo (07/04/2010) [-]
God Loves The Attention......argue all about him.
#182 to #150 - Lucytoo (06/26/2010) [-]
PROVE IT !!!
#183 to #182 - cityundead (06/28/2010) [-]
Why don'tcha prove to me that god does exist? Show him to me.
#184 to #183 - Lucytoo (06/28/2010) [-]
That's just pitiful.
#185 to #184 - cityundead (06/28/2010) [-]
It's pitiful that I don't believe in some magical being that some dipshit assholes wrote a fairytale about a few thousand years ago?
User avatar #201 to #185 - Sonnytoo (07/02/2010) [-]
So much more in there than stories, it teaches math, science, logic, art....it represents the dawn of the age of reason. BTW...The Day After Tomarrow is an EPIC movie.
#190 to #185 - schizophreniatoo (06/29/2010) [-]
no no no, it's not so bad. follow me
User avatar #189 to #185 - Jimmytoo (06/28/2010) [-]
HELL YES !
#188 to #185 - Lucytoo (06/28/2010) [-]
Yes !!!
#191 to #188 - cityundead (06/29/2010) [-]
You still haven't proved anything to me XD
#193 to #191 - Lucytoo (06/30/2010) [-]
"proven"
#192 to #191 - Lucytoo (06/30/2010) [-]
You win, I don't have the I.Q. to fight this fight. All I can tell you is I have been watching Discovery and the History channel. They found the Ark, they found the "Reed Sea" and all the camping and pottery stuff from where HE parted the sea(there was no word for lake then) and the detected and made a model out of Jesus face from the burial cloth on him. The people doing this are intent on proving every word of it before they stop hunting, so maybe if you keep an eye out for it you'll see some proof for yourself.
#196 to #192 - cityundead (06/30/2010) [-]
That doesn't mean shit. Just because they found an arc doesn't prove that god exists. All the other bullshit can be disproven.
On a more mature note, however, I'd advise that you watch the movie "Zeitgeist." at least the beginning of it, because that holds my argument. Just search it on google and you'll find it.
#200 to #196 - Lucytoo (07/02/2010) [-]
Do me a favor- go read your comments and tell me why your so unsettled.
User avatar #199 to #196 - luluQ (07/01/2010) [-]
It's more believable to you that organization and construction came from chaos and nothingness just by itself, for kicks?
User avatar #198 to #196 - Jimmytoo (07/01/2010) [-]
Constantine is a good movie, too. Dante's Inferno is a good book, too. Anything can be proven or disproven if you twist it around just right, your not the only one that knows that. You have to search your heart and your soul for the truth, not your brain or the world around you.
User avatar #187 to #185 - Sonnytoo (06/28/2010) [-]
Yeh
User avatar #186 to #185 - luluQ (06/28/2010) [-]
Yes..................it is.
#125 - jabbermyster (06/19/2010) [-]
hell yea genesis 1:29 my fav
User avatar #126 - xXredneckdipperXx (06/19/2010) [-]
**xXredneckdipperXx rolls 28** doubles and i dont care what you do but if its 25 then i will give free thumbs to every single profile on fj
#141 to #126 - FAPjudge (06/20/2010) [-]
CLOSE ENOUGH
User avatar #143 to #141 - xXredneckdipperXx (06/20/2010) [-]
nots for me
User avatar #113 - xXGODXx (06/19/2010) [-]
IM INNOCENT!
User avatar #122 to #113 - pothead scoobiedoo (06/19/2010) [-]
can i get a hit?
#119 to #113 - Schonen (06/19/2010) [-]
epic lol
#117 to #113 - anonymous (06/19/2010) [-]
I watched your icon for like 5 minutes
User avatar #115 to #113 - Nihatclodra (06/19/2010) [-]
lol
User avatar #106 - BricksWillBeShat (06/19/2010) [-]
well. I guess that number won't be getting any calls.
#85 - Ihighfivedyourface (06/19/2010) [-]
Why is weed illegal anyway!?! Its just a frikin plant!!!!!
#123 to #85 - Schonen (06/19/2010) [-]
back in the 70's they saw how valuable it was so they tried to tax it, but when that didn't work they made it illegal. if the government cant have the money no one can
User avatar #102 to #85 - Abomb (06/19/2010) [-]
It's the government man! It's, it's, it's like, they know it makes us feel good man!
User avatar #179 to #102 - pinklady (06/25/2010) [-]
nooo i imagined you saying it like
the dude from the 70's show..
whats his name...
uhhhh
leoooo!!
#135 to #102 - wallpaper (06/20/2010) [-]
i dont know why but i imagined u saying that in
shaggys voice



( from scooby doo )
#104 to #102 - Ihighfivedyourface (06/19/2010) [-]
TOATALLY!
#92 to #85 - ajbizzle (06/19/2010) [-]
I like weed and all..but making it legal would be one of the biggest mistakes.
User avatar #147 to #92 - ReeferZombie (06/20/2010) [-]
it already legal for recrational use i some parts of cali i think it should be legal in some parts of some states but not totally legal in all states
User avatar #176 to #147 - luluQ (06/25/2010) [-]
It should definitely be legalized in Central Kentucky and fuck everybody else.
#149 to #147 - ajbizzle (06/20/2010) [-]
Sweet. Guess where im going..lol
User avatar #97 to #92 - pinklady (06/19/2010) [-]
dude the fun part of smoking it is CUZ ITS ILLEGAL!
if it were legal.
then it wouldnt be the same! AND it would cost wayyyyy more
User avatar #177 to #97 - luluQ (06/25/2010) [-]
But, you wouldn't have to worry about dirty dealers dusting crack into your bag trying to make you crave crack 'cause there's more profit in it and their desperate to support their crack habit off you. (true story) Stay away from dealers named Tim.
#181 to #177 - schizophreniatoo (06/26/2010) [-]
OMG>>>>>MY dealers' name is Tim !
User avatar #178 to #177 - pinklady (06/25/2010) [-]
hahaha has that happened to youu lol
that just made my day..
"stay away from dealers named tim" lol
User avatar #180 to #178 - luluQ (06/26/2010) [-]
So glad you liked it.
#101 to #97 - ajbizzle (06/19/2010) [-]
Hell yea. Theres alot of reasons why I think it should stay illegal but I dont really feel like listin em. And fags would say shit to me, and I dont want to deal y'know?
User avatar #103 to #101 - pinklady (06/19/2010) [-]
yes yes
I comprende!
#86 to #85 - GrissaOstDrauka (06/19/2010) [-]
Because it kills brain cells, gives you cancer, and is highly addictive.
#169 to #86 - terminatorgoat (06/23/2010) [-]
1. It only gives you cancer if you smoke it 24/7.

2. It's only addictive if you let it be.
I think it should only be legal if it's used responsibly, seeing as how dumbasses would smoke and drive, or smoke and fly, or smoke and get on Stickam and do some stupid shit that would ruin their lives for the rest of eternity.
#171 to #169 - GrissaOstDrauka (06/23/2010) [-]
That's what i meant, there really isn't anybody that would use it responsibly, so it's better for them not to be allowed it at all in my opinion. But hey, Amsterdam hasn't burnt to the ground yet, so maybe I'm wrong.
User avatar #121 to #86 - pothead scoobiedoo (06/19/2010) [-]
everything has addictive qualities to it dipshit im addicted to women, pot, and energy drinks! i know my problems and i don't want to change a thing about it!
#127 to #121 - GrissaOstDrauka (06/19/2010) [-]
Have fun becoming a retarded manwhore that never sleeps, and then dieing a painful death by cancer of the everything.
User avatar #134 to #127 - pothead scoobiedoo (06/20/2010) [-]
hell I'll die happier than you, all you seem to do is sit your ass in front of a computer (notice i didn't say your computer) and post negative comments to gain some form of fame in your head. besides the point i said quote "everything has addictive qualities to it dipshit un-quote what i meant by that was if you aren't careful about your intake you can get addicted to anything.
#170 to #134 - terminatorgoat (06/23/2010) [-]
Its funny how when people on FJ insult each other, it involves "sitting in front of your computer all day," or just, "sitting in front of your computer," when in all reality, we all probably sit in front of our computers all day, trying our hardest to be funny, or trying to get front page, only to get shoved aside by people like DSend and Mondo and shit.
User avatar #173 to #170 - pothead scoobiedoo (06/23/2010) [-]
its a sad truth
#140 to #134 - GrissaOstDrauka (06/20/2010) [-]
Yes, you can get addicted to anything, if you have the most undeveloped brain cell (notice how i didn't say brain, because if it was at that stage in development you couldn't get addicted to quite a lot of stuff) in the history of the planet. And no, actually I have a job, read my other comments on here, I'm an EMT, and going through more college (soon to be an intern) to become a full fledged MD. So I spend very little time on the computer. Did you really have to call me dipshit in there also, considering I probably have a much higher IQ then you, since you already admitted to being addicted to pot, I would guess your IQ is probably about 90ish by now.
User avatar #144 to #140 - pothead scoobiedoo (06/20/2010) [-]
104 thank you very much.
#146 to #144 - GrissaOstDrauka (06/20/2010) [-]
Average is 110, just to let you know, and mine is 138 so you can't say shit about me.
#152 to #146 - boatwizard (06/20/2010) [-]
o snap. throwing around IQs on the internet to prove a point. someone with an IQ of 138 should know not to feed the trolls.
#166 to #152 - GrissaOstDrauka (06/20/2010) [-]
I rather enjoy arguing, thank you very much.
User avatar #148 to #146 - pothead scoobiedoo (06/20/2010) [-]
... shit about me. there i did it anything else?
#153 to #148 - GrissaOstDrauka (06/20/2010) [-]
...... Seriously, i get better comebacks then that from the 5 year old car crash victims. Well, i'm getting bored of this little fight of me against every stoner on this sight (almost everybody), and i'm damn tired, it's 1 in the damn morning so i'm going to bed.
User avatar #157 to #153 - pothead scoobiedoo (06/20/2010) [-]
before you go to bed i have one thing to ask you, why the hell were you talking to a 5 year old car crash victim and not helping him out? you sick fuck.
#165 to #157 - GrissaOstDrauka (06/20/2010) [-]
I'm an EMT, so it's kinda part of my job to keep them talking while they are being driven to the hospital. I do believe I've mentioned that already.
User avatar #96 to #86 - Nihatclodra (06/19/2010) [-]
weed is less harmful then alcohol, it can help fight Alzheimers, and it is one of the LEAST addictive drugs, heck, I think caffeine is even more addictive...
#100 to #96 - GrissaOstDrauka (06/19/2010) [-]
Alcohol does fuck you up, and alcohol was illegal for a time, but almost everybody was arrested for drinking it anyway, so the made it legal again. And no, pot is addictive.
User avatar #105 to #100 - Nihatclodra (06/19/2010) [-]
I wasn't saying it wasn't addictive, I was saying it's one of the least addictive drugs (compared to what I've seen)
#109 to #105 - GrissaOstDrauka (06/19/2010) [-]
You did say that it wasn't addictive, by saying it's one of the least addictive drugs, you were comparing it to drugs that aren't addictive at all, and saying that is less addictive then them.
User avatar #114 to #109 - Nihatclodra (06/19/2010) [-]
ok then, "one of the least addictive in comparison to addicting illegal drugs" better? *rolls eyes*
#120 to #114 - GrissaOstDrauka (06/19/2010) [-]
Ok, so you are comparing to some of the most addictive drugs, such as tobacco. In that case pot would still be really god damn addictive.
User avatar #128 to #120 - Nihatclodra (06/19/2010) [-]
*sigh* it feels like you're purposely making an argument out of this just so you can win an argument... look at comment #99 right below this comment...
#132 to #128 - GrissaOstDrauka (06/19/2010) [-]
Yeah, i know you said you might be wrong about the addictive part, but when i posted the first response, that wasn't their and then i just kept responding to you.
User avatar #133 to #132 - Nihatclodra (06/20/2010) [-]
it was there... either that or your comment didn't appear when I posted it... or you were typing it as I posted that...
User avatar #99 to #96 - Nihatclodra (06/19/2010) [-]
though, I might be wrong about the addictive part...
#93 to #86 - anonymous (06/19/2010) [-]
it doesnt give u cancer
south park was just joking about that
microwaves give u cancer
#98 to #93 - GrissaOstDrauka (06/19/2010) [-]
I have never watched south park, i don't get my medical information from dumbass TV shows anyway. I went to fucking MED SCHOOL.
#112 to #98 - nerbot (06/19/2010) [-]
med school lied to you
#116 to #112 - GrissaOstDrauka (06/19/2010) [-]
read comment #108, or look it up yourself dumbass, and none of those stoner sites, a real scientific study is what you seek.
#118 to #116 - nerbot (06/19/2010) [-]
you know, you could be less of a large cock in the ass about it...
#124 to #118 - GrissaOstDrauka (06/19/2010) [-]
You know, you could stop acting like you know everything. Colleges get paid millions to teach people, they know their shit.
#129 to #124 - nerbot (06/19/2010) [-]
I don't act like i know everything because I know that I know very little in the big picture. I just know that upon this study there is sooooooo much false bullshit that is taught to people to scare them into being good little law abiding citizens that accept everything they are told
#130 to #129 - GrissaOstDrauka (06/19/2010) [-]
In med school, they train you to treat the retards that think that shit doesn't hurt you. Pretty much everyone that isn't on pot knows that pot fucks you up. They know this by looking at how retarded the pot heads are.
#131 to #130 - nerbot (06/19/2010) [-]
I don't think that weed doesnt hurt you but I know it doesnt cause cancer or have more tar than tobacco which is treated with over 4000 chemicals including arsenic before being sold to the general public
#136 to #131 - GrissaOstDrauka (06/20/2010) [-]
You would be surprised how bad pot is, once again read comment #108, or look it up yourself. There are more cancer causing chemicals in pot than in cigarettes.
#138 to #136 - nerbot (06/20/2010) [-]
also. my dad is 40. he started smoking when he was like 18. non cancerous? yes. does he have smokers lung? no
#142 to #138 - GrissaOstDrauka (06/20/2010) [-]
Smoking what? If pot he should be absolutely retarded by then. And just because it has the chemicals in it doesn't mean you have a 100% chance to have cancer, it just means there is a good chance you will.
#137 to #136 - nerbot (06/20/2010) [-]
I have done a ton of research upon the subject and have found that many medical sites say otherwise and all government sites say what you say
#145 to #137 - GrissaOstDrauka (06/20/2010) [-]
Medical sites are almost always government you run you idiot, and I'm practicaly a doctor, so you really can't say that medical professionals don't know that pot is bad for you, because I am one. I went through the same schooling they did, and they tell you that pot is BAD.
#158 to #145 - nerbot (06/20/2010) [-]
I'm not saying the doctors are wrong im just saying what they teach is outdated
#164 to #158 - GrissaOstDrauka (06/20/2010) [-]
That would mean they are wrong.
#94 to #93 - JamaicanBacon (06/19/2010) [-]
...indeed, ball cancer
#89 to #86 - anonymous (06/19/2010) [-]
it is medically proven it does not cause cancer but prevents it weed as a anti tumor property in it and its not addictive at all that is also medically proven get ur facts straight befor u comment weed is the shit!!!! and helps sick people
#95 to #89 - GrissaOstDrauka (06/19/2010) [-]
Dude, like half the kids in my school are potheads, and they are FUCKING RETARDED. And yes, it is very very very very fucking addictive. And, no it is not proven to kill cancer, radiation kills cancer. Pot makes it worse, i'm an EMT, i know this shit.
#108 to #95 - anonymous (06/19/2010) [-]
Can marijuana cause cancer?
Marijuana smoke has been found to contain more cancer-causing agents than is found in tobacco smoke. Examination of human lung tissue that had been exposed to marijuana smoke over a long period of time in a laboratory showed cellular changes called metaplasia that are considered precancerous. In laboratory test, the tars from marijuana smoke have produced tumors when applied to animal skin. These studies suggest that it is likely that marijuana may cause cancer if used for a number of years.

Found on a site about Weed http:// www. [url deleted]
#111 to #108 - GrissaOstDrauka (06/19/2010) [-]
What did I tell you guys, thank you for sacrificing the time to look that up. I commend you anon.
#110 to #108 - anonymous (06/19/2010) [-]
http ://www .well. com/ user/ woa/ fspot.htm
#91 to #89 - DickBigJohnson (06/19/2010) [-]
it makes you dumb fucktard
#90 to #89 - ajbizzle (06/19/2010) [-]
He is true.
User avatar #84 - patriotaxe (06/19/2010) [-]
he's gotta be out there somewhere, hidin with Osama, hatin our freedoms...
#81 - Lindsanity (06/19/2010) [-]
favorite. pic. ever.
User avatar #79 - freenoobs (06/19/2010) [-]
FOR GOD LOVED THE WORLD SOO MUCH, HE GAVE US WEED !!! :D
User avatar #78 - DukeSummerMaul (06/19/2010) [-]
I forget which verse but it also states that you should not smoke things, but god has no problem with ingesting pot, such as brownie form, or cookie form, etc. :) no joke.
User avatar #74 - Marker ONLINE (06/19/2010) [-]
hey, i bought some from that guy....... he charges an arm and a leg, literally. And all he says as a fucking excuse for his prices is "i giveth, and i taketh away" .............. cheap bastard.......
User avatar #71 - Jacomelo (06/19/2010) [-]
BLACK JESUS!
"I rode into town on an ass.......yo MAMA's ASS!"
BLACK JESUS!
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