Unanswered questions 1. PART 2: /funny_pictures/538408/Unanswered+questions+2/<br /> sorry about the typos I do my funnyjunk life at night so I can't real unanswered questions zunny
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Unanswered questions 1

Unanswered questions 1. PART 2: /funny_pictures/538408/Unanswered+questions+2/<br /> sorry about the typos I do my funnyjunk life at night so I can't real

PART 2: /funny_pictures/538408/Unanswered+questions+2/<br />
sorry about the typos I do my funnyjunk life at night so I can't really type that well.<br />
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Unanswered questions 1
1. Why doesn' t Mcdonalds sell hotdogs?
2. At a movie theater, which arm rest is yours?
3. What is satan' s last name?
4. Why do doctors leave the room when you
change? They' re gonna see you naked anyway.
5. Why is there a disclamer on the Allstate auto in-
durance commercials that says "not available in all
6. Ifyou dug a hole through the center of the earth
and jumped in, would you stay at the center be-
cause of gravity?
7. lfa person dies and magically springs back to life,
do they get they' re money back for the coffin?
8. Do they burry people with they' re braces on?
9. How far East can you go before heading west?
girls with big breasts work at Hooters, does
that mean girls with one leg work at HOP?
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#77 - anon (06/18/2010) [-]
1. McWeiners sound nasty.
2. Finders keepers.
3. Did God have a last name? I didn't think so.
4. So you don't end up doing an accidental strip tease.
5. It's "Allstate", not "Allstates".
6. You'd die before you could possibly test something like that.
7. No, they die again by suffocation in the coffin.
8. No.
9. If you're heading East, you may end up in the West, but you're still going East.
10. I don't see one-legged girls working ever at IHOP. Do you?
#78 to #77 - anon (06/18/2010) [-]
I swear to God me and #76 are not the same person.
#79 to #78 - anon (06/18/2010) [-]
I know, our answers are different.
User avatar #436 to #77 - ElmosPornWorld (06/19/2010) [-]
Correction: They actually do bury people with their braces on.
User avatar #327 - Gaspo (06/19/2010) [-]
1.)Actually McDonalds originally did sell hot dogs.
2.)If your a male and you sit next to a female your 80% more likely to take the armrest between you and another person.
6.) No you would die instantly from the intense heat and pressure + You weigh nothing at the center of the earth so therefore gravity has no effect.
7.) No (My dad is a funeral director)
8.) Lol my dad has never had something like that before so idk
9.) If you are going east you continue to go east. but you can still end up in what is called the west
10.) I.H.O.P.= International House of Pancakes

#336 to #327 - MunnyMike (06/19/2010) [-]
you win
#339 to #327 - yodennis **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [-]
3.) Satan won't have a last name because originally he was the angel Lucifer, obviosly not real but back then in the bc years people did not have last names. Last names origionated from people's job's e.g Smith would have been a Blacksmith.
#333 to #327 - Zordon **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [-]
*Golf Clap* Well done
#346 to #333 - anon (06/19/2010) [-]
we already knew that was a stupid question, but thanks for showing how stupid the author is anyway.
#179 - anon (06/19/2010) [-]
#452 - anon (06/19/2010) [-]
for the mc donalds question

Whould you like to eat something called a Mc weiner
#41 - thatoneguyuknow (06/18/2010) [-]
Think about it... If McDonalds sold hot dogs... would YOU eat a McWeiner? I didn't think so.
#54 to #41 - jtlee **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #566 to #54 - Protomix (06/19/2010) [-]
in russia, they call them weiner in buns
User avatar #429 - Onemanretardpack (06/19/2010) [-]
9. In this case, East is being used as a direction not an area, so you can go east forever without going west.
User avatar #441 to #429 - snowsnake (06/19/2010) [-]
Or eventually, you go west until you hit the international date line and go east?
User avatar #568 to #441 - Onemanretardpack (06/20/2010) [-]
No, you'd still be heading west.
User avatar #570 to #568 - snowsnake (06/20/2010) [-]
K :)
User avatar #404 - justsayin (06/19/2010) [-]
Why do they staralize lethal injections?
#361 - anon (06/19/2010) [-]
McDonalds selling hotdogs? Would YOU eat a McWeiner?
User avatar #103 - PointsMan (06/19/2010) [-]
1. They used to.
2. None, they're property of the theater.
3. He doesn't have one. He's like Cher.
4. They don't want to make you more uncomfortable than it needs to be.
5. Because they're assholes.
6. You'd burn up when you hit the centre.
7. No. When you throw up, does McDonald's give you your money back?
8. It's at the request of the buried person's family.
9. Since directions are based on perspective, you'd head east forever unless you switched to the point of view of someone else.
10. Not after a terrible accident in 1993.
User avatar #111 to #103 - schmitty (06/19/2010) [-]
assuming you didnt burn up at the center of the earth or you werent cancelled out ny the pressure (which would happen before you were burned up) then you would in fact float due to gravity cancellation. and as for number 7 when you throw up from mcdonald's, they cant resell the food, however you could, if you wanted to, resell the coffin. and as for number 9, directions may be based on perspective, but the compass isnt, you can go east until you reach the international date line, then you keep going east, you can essentially go east forever. and at number 5 an all state football player hasnt neccesarily played in all states.
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#498 - Mandragor **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [-]
1. the corp decided they shouldn't
2.whichever one u get to first
3.he doesn't need one just like god doesn't need one
4. They have other things to work on
6.no because the earth would collapse and explode
7. you could if u kept the receipt--unless u dmged it
8. would cost money to have them removed so why
9. infinitly-- east is a direction and you'd have to turn around to start heading west
10. no because IHOP is an acronym
i exluded #5 because i couldn't come up with something.
#301 - NocturnalNick **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [-]
1: Because it makes them money.
2: The one that isn't taken
3: He doesn't have one, he doesn't have parents.
4: They leave because they want to see you naked for the least amount of time possible
5: Because it's nessesary.
6: No, you will fall to your fiery death.
7: No, they do not.
8: You bury people how they died, it's tradition.
9: Half the ******* planet.
10: No.
#307 to #301 - potsmokingmonkey (06/19/2010) [-]
you just saved me a ******** of typing. thank you sir
User avatar #232 - ROFL (06/19/2010) [-]
would you eat a Mc WIENER ?
User avatar #171 - Infracture (06/19/2010) [-]
1. because it's their choice to sell crap they like.
2.the one which other people next to you aren't using .
3. He doesn't have one , just like God .
4.It's called being polite .
5.don't ******* know =D
6.the core of the earth is hot as **** you'd melt before you'd be in the middle
7.it takes days for preparation till you're bhuried and they're sure that you're if not , you'll die in your coffin
8.Ask a necrophiliac.
9.you'll stay going east because there's no middle
10.those are just names.
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#243 - anon (06/19/2010) [-]
>>Do they burry people with they're braces on?
>>people with they're braces on?
>>they're braces on?

User avatar #253 to #243 - SiameseElephant (06/19/2010) [-]
I agree.
#273 to #253 - brucedamoose **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [-]
hey, how's it going?
#385 - anon (06/19/2010) [-]
11. How is it that people still can't differentiate between the forms "there", "their", and "they're".
User avatar #419 to #385 - zunny (06/19/2010) [-]
How is it that people still can't read the description -.-
User avatar #244 - xCRUSHxANONx (06/19/2010) [-]
6. If you had a hole through the entire earth, and you jumped in on one side, you would accelerate due to gravity towards the center. your velocity would be so great, that you would continue past the center and deaccelerate due to gravity. Then you would continue doing this, losing a small amount of momentum each time due to air resistance, eventually settling in the middle.
In a vacuum, you would continue to go up and down forever unless acted upon by an outside force.
#259 to #244 - anon (06/19/2010) [-]
woot physics for the win
User avatar #245 to #244 - xCRUSHxANONx (06/19/2010) [-]
assuming you dont burn up in the middle
User avatar #275 - Marker (06/19/2010) [-]
1. its easier to make **** look like burgers
2. they're all Chuck Norris's, no questions
3. Claus (yay for anagrams)
4. They're jacking off while looking at you through a one way mirror
5. To keep you guessing
6. You'd fall into the core and BURN BITCH!! before you got the chance to figure that one out
7. This is what the company would say, "well it's not our fault you came back to life, so no, we will not refund your coffin"
8. They dead person would probably get dirt stuck in THEIR teeth
9. You'd probably hit a wall on your way, so why bother trying?
10. No, they work at starbucks *trollface*
#241 - squirtled **User deleted account** (06/19/2010) [-]
2. just dont forget to bring chloroform and theyre both yours :D
#246 to #241 - anon (06/19/2010) [-]
LOL, Did anyone else get this joke?
User avatar #152 - stansa (06/19/2010) [-]
Actually, yes they do bury people with braces on. Unless that person states in their will that they wish to have the braces removed. I used to know a mortician. Crazy **** .
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