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1. When you shave body hair, it grows back
darker and thicker.
when we shave, that hair is already dead.
So, yeah. It won' t have any effect on when it
grows back.
2. Still think you' ll get cramps if you go
swimming right away after eating?
Well, stop. You' re being stupid. Cramps are
caused by overexertion.
3. Daddy Long Legs. Yeah, you all know those
creepy, freaky little bastards. But is their
poison harmful to humans'?
Nope. No, sorry. Stop beliving that. There
have never been any reports of a daddy long
legs bite killing anyone.
This one is dedicate to classicvictory, who brought up the
idea, and Muffin Man, who gave me some into on this.
New you know what rhymes with perms. But
think nothing rhymes with ’? .
will being e dumbbass I see. A "shiieet" is a
word for a femine sheep, used in old .
6. Here' s one I see everywhere. Elephants are
the only mammals unable to jump.
facepalm*
Sooths can' t Jump, 'cause they are lazy
bastards. Rhinos and hippos also can' t jump.
7. One dog year is equal to seven human years.
Ugh, people still believe chilidogs technically
have a very short ‘childhood‘ and a long adult
hood, making comparison impossible.
There, part two.
Door Hinge' does not rhyme with orange! The
sounds are off. Nurple is not a word.
This post is deicated to chrispbacon and
because they were quoting 'The
Jabberwocky." :D
Or you can continue to be a little fucker. Make
me mad, don' t care about ' s intelligence. Be
that way.
Pipes -
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #47 - DaBliss
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For number 1.
The reason people believe that is because it's kinda true, but it's not. Hair is shaped like a cone, large on bottom and a point on the top. When you shave you cut of all but the thickest part of the hair. So it grows in at the thickest part first.
User avatar #51 to #47 - Lolinator
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In regard to number 2 - when you eat, hormones released under direction of the hypothalamus-pituitary axis cause blood to be redirected to the gut for absorption of the microcomponents of food. this means you have less food in the periphery - i.e. muscles. you are correct (simply) in saying cramps are caused by overexertion, but due to a reduced blood supply to the muscles after eating, this overexertion stage occurs sooner.
so, swimming after eating can influence the onset of fatigue, and possibly cramping (due to reliance on anaerobic respiration). cramping is due to build up of lactic acid, a toxic byproduct of anaerobic respiration.
and yes, i am a smarty-pants. i know, and i'm sorry.
User avatar #394 to #51 - eldorito
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Science bless you.
#54 to #51 - JackSkellington **User deleted account**
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BRAIN HURTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
#46 - Monoxide **User deleted account**
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Hippos and Rhino's both jump, and if you actually believe that sloth's are too lazy to jump, you're retarded.
#188 - Stealthnerd **User deleted account**
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These are interesting, but I just want to point out that misinformed does not = stupid. A lot of people believe these things, not because they're retarded, but because they've been taught to accept them as fact.
Also, when you said that sloths can't jump 'cause they're lazy bastards', that would imply they are physically capable of jumping, but are rather not inclined to.
#22 - roguewatermelon **User deleted account**
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on number 3, ur right and wrong. a daddy long legs is very poisonous but because it's jaw isn't big enough to actually bite a human, it's useless. *prepares for thumbs down*
#24 to #22 - juniorunderscore **User deleted account**
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agreed
#45 to #24 - roguewatermelon **User deleted account**
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sweet! i totally thought this comment would be someone calling me a faggot or smthng XD
User avatar #794 to #45 - mmmbaldeagle
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FAGGOT
lol jk thank you for that intresting fact
#876 to #794 - roguewatermelon **User deleted account**
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lol np just sharing my smarticles with everyone ^.^
User avatar #674 to #45 - LoLgenerator
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I'm going on my own knowledge, so if I'm wrong sorry. But I have heard that daddy long legs are not at all poisonous. Yes, there fangs are too weak to penetrate skin, but I don't think there would be anything to worry about
#880 to #674 - roguewatermelon **User deleted account**
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i found this webpage about it and it says that there are 3 different insects that people refer to as daddy long legs. 1 is an arachnid and does not have venom and 1 is a type of fly. but the most commonly refered to daddy long legs is an arachnid and has venom.
User avatar #1146 to #880 - LoLgenerator
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I've eaten daddy long legs before, which is why i was doubtful O_o
#1147 to #1146 - roguewatermelon **User deleted account**
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lmao why would you eat a daddy long legs? im guessing (hopeing) it was a dare XD
User avatar #1156 to #1147 - LoLgenerator
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<.<
>.>
yeah sure
#1170 to #1156 - roguewatermelon **User deleted account**
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lmao
#497 - mcoop
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1. you are a dumbass. the tips of hairs are smaller than the rest, the diameter of the hair gets larger the longer it is. Therefore the thinner part is cut, and when it grows back the thicker part is exposed.
2. that sounds a bit fishy to me.
3. you fail.
4. you're gay.
5. It wasn't a normal sheet of paper. They taped a **** load of regular paper together, forming a large, but deceptively thin sheet. If it was normal paper, it would have been thicker, and therefore impossible.
6. this one was kind of funny. I have never heard anyone say this though. And you are a douche.
7. The idea of a "dog year" isn't meant to be taken literally. Once again, you are a douche.
User avatar #795 to #497 - mmmbaldeagle
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8.???
9. PROFIT!
#993 to #795 - mcoop
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thanks, i forgot those lol
User avatar #1162 to #993 - mmmbaldeagle
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np man C:
User avatar #469 - reptaur
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ummm mr. retard sir the daddy long leg is very poisonous in fact but they're fangs aren't meant to puncture things as big as us only small animals so that cannot puncture our skin.... therefore we cannot get poisoned by them next time look up on your facts before posting them
#465 - xNuCLeAR **User deleted account**
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Daddy long legs can't pierce the skin dumbass. Thats why no one was killed by them
#467 to #465 - anon id: 128f032a
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THIS
#470 to #465 - anon id: 0b89833f
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if they bite an open wound can they kill you then? because they cant pierce skin but can they bite already piercd skin?
User avatar #475 to #470 - braydonbond
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Even if the skin is already broken, they can't. They would still have to get their fangs inside your body before they can inject poison because they can't spit it, so they still can't poison you.
User avatar #471 to #465 - RoboRaptor
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they can pierce the skin. it was on Mythbusters.
#280 - NanoBob **User deleted account**
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hey dumbass, the only reason Daddy longlegs can't harm humans is because their fangs can't penetrate our skin, otherwise we don't know wtf will happen. Sloths can jump, so can Rhinos, just not that high
User avatar #283 to #280 - jvellenga
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thats exactly what i was gonna say, good job sir for being smart
User avatar #295 to #283 - LoudPipesRinging [OP]
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Hey, guys?
Mythbusters proved that the spiders can bite, just aren't venomous.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1DzkM0zqDQ

It's my job to correct you.
#418 to #295 - NanoBob **User deleted account**
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hehehe, wow you are as stupid as you look, every spider is venemous, otherwise the daddy long legs wouldn't eat it's prey, so i gotcha there.
the venom liquifies the innards of the bug it catches, and those same fangs are used to suck out the juices
#324 to #295 - anon id: d31279e3
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lol i love how your deleting all the comments that challenge you
#423 to #324 - NanoBob **User deleted account**
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dude this asshole has deleted like all of my comments like a jackass covering his arrogant ass because he doesn't know the meaning of "facts"
#301 to #295 - anon id: d31279e3
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so all spiders are not venemous? what about the brown recluse or the black widow? hmm? no those arent venemous cause mythbusters tested it on only ONE spider. spiders are SO fricken venemous
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#286 to #283 - NanoBob **User deleted account**
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no prob, it's my job.
User avatar #305 to #286 - sarcasm
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two types of animals called "daddy long legs" one has 8 eyes and a non segmented body and is thinner and recognized as the actual spider, the other (the one with the pill shaped body) actually makes no webs, belongs in the opilionid order of the arachnid family, it only has 2 eyes as opposed to the other "daddy long legs", oh and its so far just a myth, think of it this way, if the venom was very harmful to humans but they mouth parts are too small to puncture our skin, then how do we know how detrimental the venom really is to us? the only way to find out is to milk the spider's venom and inject it into a human. which is illegal. just saying.
#413 to #305 - NanoBob **User deleted account**
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exactly what i goddamn said, cept i didn't mention anything about the daddy long legs that isn't a true spider
User avatar #419 to #413 - sarcasm
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yea i was just clearing up a misconception that most people get when they see either of them.
#427 to #419 - NanoBob **User deleted account**
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ok you have a point there
User avatar #299 to #286 - jalthelas
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I know! people always freak out when they are at my house
and they see a daddy long legs...
#302 to #299 - anon id: d31279e3
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lol daddy long legs rock
User avatar #308 to #302 - jalthelas
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i just let em crawl on me if i see one.. they pretty awesome
#319 to #308 - anon id: d31279e3
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lol i do the same thing. i agree 100%
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#329 to #280 - anon id: 5839b882
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Oh..I hadn't noticed someone already said it. My bad.
#49 - Guitarmanharris
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elephants are the only mammal without the ability to jump due to the muscle and tendon configuration, sloths, rhinos and hippos do have the ability to jump... they just don't.
User avatar #44 - Slunk
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3. There has never been any deaths because the Daddy Long Legs' bite cannot pierce human skin.