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Known Facts Proven Wrong Part Two

1. When you shave body hair, it grows back
darker and thicker.
when we shave, that hair is already dead.
So, yeah. It won' t have any effect on when it
grows back.
2. Still think you' ll get cramps if you go
swimming right away after eating?
Well, stop. You' re being stupid. Cramps are
caused by overexertion.
3. Daddy Long Legs. Yeah, you all know those
creepy, freaky little bastards. But is their
poison harmful to humans'?
Nope. No, sorry. Stop beliving that. There
have never been any reports of a daddy long
legs bite killing anyone.
This one is dedicate to classicvictory, who brought up the
idea, and Muffin Man, who gave me some into on this.
New you know what rhymes with perms. But
think nothing rhymes with ’? .
will being e dumbbass I see. A "shiieet" is a
word for a femine sheep, used in old .
6. Here' s one I see everywhere. Elephants are
the only mammals unable to jump.
facepalm*
Sooths can' t Jump, 'cause they are lazy
bastards. Rhinos and hippos also can' t jump.
7. One dog year is equal to seven human years.
Ugh, people still believe chilidogs technically
have a very short ‘childhood‘ and a long adult
hood, making comparison impossible.
There, part two.
Door Hinge' does not rhyme with orange! The
sounds are off. Nurple is not a word.
This post is deicated to chrispbacon and
because they were quoting 'The
Jabberwocky." :D
Or you can continue to be a little ****** . Make
me mad, don' t care about ' s intelligence. Be
that way.
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User avatar #47 - DaBliss (06/14/2010) [+] (3 replies)
For number 1.
The reason people believe that is because it's kinda true, but it's not. Hair is shaped like a cone, large on bottom and a point on the top. When you shave you cut of all but the thickest part of the hair. So it grows in at the thickest part first.
User avatar #51 to #47 - Lolinator (06/14/2010) [-]
In regard to number 2 - when you eat, hormones released under direction of the hypothalamus-pituitary axis cause blood to be redirected to the gut for absorption of the microcomponents of food. this means you have less food in the periphery - i.e. muscles. you are correct (simply) in saying cramps are caused by overexertion, but due to a reduced blood supply to the muscles after eating, this overexertion stage occurs sooner.
so, swimming after eating can influence the onset of fatigue, and possibly cramping (due to reliance on anaerobic respiration). cramping is due to build up of lactic acid, a toxic byproduct of anaerobic respiration.
and yes, i am a smarty-pants. i know, and i'm sorry.
#46 - Monoxide **User deleted account** (06/14/2010) [-]
Hippos and Rhino's both jump, and if you actually believe that sloth's are too lazy to jump, you're retarded.
#188 - Stealthnerd **User deleted account** (06/14/2010) [-]
These are interesting, but I just want to point out that misinformed does not = stupid. A lot of people believe these things, not because they're retarded, but because they've been taught to accept them as fact.
Also, when you said that sloths can't jump 'cause they're lazy bastards', that would imply they are physically capable of jumping, but are rather not inclined to.
#22 - roguewatermelon **User deleted account** (06/14/2010) [+] (10 replies)
on number 3, ur right and wrong. a daddy long legs is very poisonous but because it's jaw isn't big enough to actually bite a human, it's useless. *prepares for thumbs down*
#497 - mcoop (06/14/2010) [+] (3 replies)
1. you are a dumbass. the tips of hairs are smaller than the rest, the diameter of the hair gets larger the longer it is. Therefore the thinner part is cut, and when it grows back the thicker part is exposed.
2. that sounds a bit fishy to me.
3. you fail.
4. you're gay.
5. It wasn't a normal sheet of paper. They taped a **** load of regular paper together, forming a large, but deceptively thin sheet. If it was normal paper, it would have been thicker, and therefore impossible.
6. this one was kind of funny. I have never heard anyone say this though. And you are a douche.
7. The idea of a "dog year" isn't meant to be taken literally. Once again, you are a douche.
User avatar #469 - reptaur (06/14/2010) [-]
ummm mr. retard sir the daddy long leg is very poisonous in fact but they're fangs aren't meant to puncture things as big as us only small animals so that cannot puncture our skin.... therefore we cannot get poisoned by them next time look up on your facts before posting them
#465 - xNuCLeAR **User deleted account** (06/14/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Daddy long legs can't pierce the skin dumbass. Thats why no one was killed by them
#280 - NanoBob **User deleted account** (06/14/2010) [+] (21 replies)
hey dumbass, the only reason Daddy longlegs can't harm humans is because their fangs can't penetrate our skin, otherwise we don't know wtf will happen. Sloths can jump, so can Rhinos, just not that high
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User avatar #1042 - whitie ONLINE (06/15/2010) [+] (1 reply)
daddy long legs has enough poison to kill a human it just cant pierce the skin to get to the blood
#892 - ProjectAlphaLeader **User deleted account** (06/15/2010) [+] (3 replies)
A) Where are you getting your **** facts from? Because half of your **** is incorrect.
B) Why should we thumb this up? This IS FUNNYjunk. And I don't think JUNK was meant to be posted.
C) No one cares if you're a girl, that's a cheap way to get thumbs. Now go make a bacon sandwich.
#492 - Shuriken (06/14/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I'm not trying to hate, but even if there has never been a death from a daddy long leg bite, that doesn't mean that there venom isn't deadly, just that no one has ever been bit, their mouths are too small to bite people.
User avatar #477 - reptaur (06/14/2010) [-]
oh and also at least 3 of your facts are wrong might want to read up next time it makes you come off as a fag when your calling people wrong when you don't have the facts right

sincerely,
the people of funnyjunk
#476 - Incomp **User deleted account** (06/14/2010) [-]
Why do you say people are dumbasses or idiots if they don't know what a "chilver" or a "curple" is? trolling?
I'm pretty sure more than half the world doesn't know what the HELL a chilver or curple is.
#49 - Guitarmanharris (06/14/2010) [-]
elephants are the only mammal without the ability to jump due to the muscle and tendon configuration, sloths, rhinos and hippos do have the ability to jump... they just don't.
User avatar #44 - Slunk (06/14/2010) [-]
3. There has never been any deaths because the Daddy Long Legs' bite cannot pierce human skin.
User avatar #911 - ScottMJfan (06/15/2010) [+] (12 replies)
Ok, your a ******* dumbass.

1) Yes, you can get a cramp from swimming right after eating, because it causes overexertion from trying to pump blood from to and from your stomach to help digest the food, and trying to use your arms and legs to swim.

2) Yes, the poison in a daddy long legs is very poisonous. You're just not smart enough to research that the fangs are too small to penetrate human skin.

Read a ******* book or something
User avatar #847 - forgemaster (06/15/2010) [-]
eat ten daddy long legs and then tell me they are harmless
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#349 - ThyDesigner **User deleted account** (06/14/2010) [+] (7 replies)
1, put some real research into it. stfu
2, when you eat you are relaxed, and use calories (energy) to process this new food which gives you more energy...a process that if you do something like swimming and running can cause cramps. stfu
3, they have the poison, not the fangs stfu
4, you rhyme with modern english
6, theres no proof stfu
7, its an estimation, stfu



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