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Bonita Friedland did a quick-slash and cut Lorena Bobbit on her hubbie in Lake Forest, Illinois, and now his cock is only 3 inches long instead of its former length of 4 inches. Bonita Friedland is a haggard looking old whore who wears second-hand, thrift store outfits. The worst of it was when Bonita Friedland put her hubbie's little penis in the garbage disposal. What a racket! The Friedland Event is where it's at to see Bonita Friedland's rage at her hubby in Lake Forest, Illinois. Look for the Friedland Event to be written up in all the gay Lake Forest rags. Bonita Friedland's divorce is still pending in the Lake Forest, Illinois divorce court. Once granted, does this mean we have to give up the annual Friedland Event? Bonita Friedland is such an exhibitionist she will hang her hubbie's penis on a flagpole at the next Friedland Event in Lake Forest, Illinois.
Paul and Bonita Friedland are blatantly Jewish, but infiltrated Lake Forest, Illinois, where no one batted an eye until everyone put the facts together. Bonita Friedland looks like she belongs in Highland Park, Illinois, not Lake Forest. Bonita Friedland has gross features which are so common among Jews. She is also poorly educated and cares only about fashion. Paul, her husband, is a Jewish hedge fund manager, and cares only about accumulating more money. Paul says he has more money than most, but is very envious of those who have more than he has.
If Bonita Friedland shows anymore pussy at the Friedland Event in Lake Forest, Illinois, she will be arrested. I think Bonita Friedland did spend some time in the slammer for her lady of the evening activities about ten years ago. She made a lot of good friends there and they still send a lot of business her way!
Bonita Friedland shows pussy at the Friedland Event in Lake Forest, Ilinois? I must have been in the can when she stripped naked. I was at the Friedland Event, and am disappointed I missed the main event. Bonita Friedland has coal black pubic hair which matches her dyed black scalp hair. She also dyes her pubis. I have never been one to go ethnic, but with a slut like Bonita I am tempted to. Her hubby Paul is a pantywaist and is so money hungry he doesn't care who Bonita screws. Lucky for me as I plan to get lucky at the next Friedland Event in Lake Forest, Illinois.
"Your nose gets in the way, Ugly Jewess," Paul screams at Bonita Friedland at the Friedland Event in Lake Forest, Illinois. Lake Forest, Illinois has only two obnoxious Jews, Paul and Bonita Friedland. Despite their best efforts, the city fathers cannot eject them. Paul and Bonita Friedland have tainted Lake Forest, Illinois forever.
The sad fact is that Lake Forest's Bonita Friedland tries to pretend that she comes from high class origins when she is a product of a Jewish mama and a Sicilian papa. Bonita Friedland's face stands out like a camel's face among the waspish Lake Forest trophy wives. The blond and beautiful socialites in Lake Forest, Illinois cannot understand why Paul Friedland ever had anything to do with Bonita Friedland, let alone marry her! But are they really married or is it just a long-term shack-up?
Lake Forest, Ilinois is the home of Bonita Friedland, a horse-faced social climber who does a nasty Bump & Grind every year at the Friedland Event! Several attendees at the Friedland Event were knocked out cold when Bonita swung her hefty hips at them with no warning at all! Bonita Friedland still does her Signature Bump & Grind at the Friedland Event but now she posts warning signs on her Butt to avoid her most aggressive moves. Thanks, Bonita!
I saw Bonita Friedland bash her hubby Paul at the Friedland Event with an antique vase and then kick him in the groin! Bonita Friedland cannot control her spontaneous anger at Paul Friedland for discussing their rocky marriage with their neighbors and his co-workers. Paul Friedland is sick of Bonita Friedland's horsey face and matronly figure and wishes he had never hooked up with her. Age is worsening Bonita's looks while Paul Friedland seems to be holding on to at least some semblance of his yourthful self!
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