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#567 - anonymous (1 month ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Go to http://funthingstodoatwalmart.tripod.com. There are over 500 examples!
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#566 - anonymous (2 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
it looks so fake. Even a Kmart manager would be able to spell and make correct grade school grammar in a formal letter.
pretty funny though.
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#565 - anonymous (3 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
it's too bad this Kmart shut down a couple years ago when the new mega walmart moved in down the street from it. I wanted to check with the manager and see if it had really happened, and yes I really do live next to this one.
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#564 - takedown revenged (3 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
rofl i do the condom thing all the time...captcha: spasm
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#563 - anonymous (3 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Fake and/or ripofflever You latecomers are sooo sad.
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#560 - anonymous (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
this is my new life to do list, exept i wont do it in just one store!!! it will be all over new zealand!!! tehehehe man i cant wait! gooooo KMART!!!
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#559 - anonymous (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
notice how there is some spelling mistakes in the letter :P
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#557 - anonymous (5 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Im so gonna hide in the clothes rack and yell "Pick Me! Pick Me!!"
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#556 - anonymous (6 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
gun department?! theres a gun department in Kmart?
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#558 reply to #556 - anonymous (5 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
ya. wal-mart too.
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#562 reply to #556 - anonymous (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
some of them do. thats what makes guns so dangerous, they sell them over the counter
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#555 - anonymous (6 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
ive done the first one and da fourth one
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#553 - anonymous (6 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
banned from kmart is awsome
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#554 reply to #553 - anonymous (6 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
i think i hear the voices too..... coptcha:satan
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#552 - anonymous (6 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Go KMart. yuur spelings are guud.
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#549 - anonymous (7 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Too bad this guy is married already. I love pulling shit like that. Nobody can have fun anymore........
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#551 reply to #549 - anonymous (7 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
THIS IS GANGSTER AND FUNNY!!!!!!
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#545 - anonymous (9 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
i could not stop laughing, can you imagine someone actually doing those things
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#547 reply to #545 - bigdautorio (8 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
hey, that's not funny. he might have a mental condition. aw who am i kidding, it's funny as hell!
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#544 - anonymous (9 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
thats funny as hell
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#543 - anonymous (9 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Notice Sept. 15th? Them*
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#548 reply to #543 - anonymous (8 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
october 4th "used it a mirrior"
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#541 - anonymous (10 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
its a real letter from Kmart. i was an ast manager and that is the company paper. we did have a gun dep. not all K-marts do. cant say if it is real or not but i have had to send letters like this to parents of kids that were shoplifting
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#546 reply to #541 - anonymous (9 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
I'm pretty sure it's not real. I don't think a guy would spell his name two different ways
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#550 reply to #541 - anonymous (7 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Its not real. I searched up things to do in walmart and what do you know, the same things as listed nere
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#561 reply to #541 - anonymous (4 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
naw it's not real. for one, the letter wouldn't be sent to the wife, there are too many spelling mistakes in the letter which isn't proffessional and the dates are wrong. but dude, this thing is the best piece of funny that iv'e ever read!!! whoever made it up is great in my eyes!!!
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#540 - anonymous (10 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
that is da best eva! Antidepressants in the gun section. LOL
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#539 - anonymous (10 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Funniest. Picture. Ever.
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#542 reply to #539 - anonymous (10 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
it is stupid
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#536 - Spyro52 (10 months ago)  - Hide User's Posts
I have got Asda part of Wal-mart family.
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