Racist Microwave Buyer. see also: /funny_pictures/507185/Attention+Grabbing+Ad/<br /> dontevenreply.com. Racist Microwave Buyer Posted at: HIDEKI ' 13:% i
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Racist Microwave Buyer

Racist Microwave Buyer
Posted at: HIDEKI ' 13:% it: ddi
my ad:
WANTED - Microwave
I am looking for a used microwave. WHITE ONLY
I have a LG microwave that I want to sell for SE}. I am aware that your ad said
whites only, but I am an African American. I sincerly hope that this won' t be a
problem for you, and we can put race issues aside and just do business.
Thank you,
Jamal
From Amy - to his:
I am so sorry that you misread my ad. I meant the microwave should be white,
because it would match my kitchen.
Amy
Oh, so because I am black, you think that I can' t read? It really is amazing that
the world we live in is Milf so racist. I' m sorry, but your insults have left me
feeling sick I don' t think I can sell my microwave to a bigot.
Sincerely offended,
Jamal
I wasn' t suggesting that you couldn' t read. I' m not racist. If you read my whole
email you would see that the ad was looking for a white microwave, not a white
person. I changed the ad to avoid any confusion.
Amy
So now you think that because I am black, I am too lazy to read your whole
Your racism is overwhelming. You will never get my microwave from
me. I will, however, sell you a burning cross for your next Klan meeting. Does
for the cross sound fair?
From Amy - to his:
I can' t write anything without you being offended.? I give up!
So you don' t want the microwave?
From Amy to his:
Will you still sell it to me?
From his to Amy "'"e
I would never sell anything to a racist.
Ugh I' m done with you.
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#17 - sentientmonkey **User deleted account** (06/10/2010) [-]
It doesn't matter what color you are on the outside, everyone is the same colors on the inside...

Mostly red, with bits of yellow, green, and grey with a delightfully squishy texture.
#36 - formeranonymous (06/10/2010) [-]
she just doesnt want a black microwave cuz she knows it wouldnt work
#44 to #36 - John Cena (06/10/2010) [-]
She knows that if she put food in it , it would be gone!
#41 to #36 - EpicEmoKitteh **User deleted account** (06/10/2010) [-]
You would find it being used in the nearest KFC within a day.
User avatar #38 to #36 - puppybiscuit (06/10/2010) [-]
No she doesn't want a black microwave, cause she knows she would catch it ******* the toaster.
#27 - dagav (06/10/2010) [-]
that is pretty accurate on what black people think is racist
#31 to #27 - John Cena (06/10/2010) [-]
it seems like the black guy is rascist in this situation
User avatar #49 to #27 - watertype (06/10/2010) [-]
they call themselves the 'n word' all they want but when others say it is racist?
#66 - John Cena (06/10/2010) [-]
the awful part is that this actually happens, and people are serious...
god it's ******* annoying.
"hey want some grape kool-aid?" "YOU RACIST!"
User avatar #65 - kemm (06/10/2010) [-]
I love this guy...spamming Craigslist ad posters the way he does is hilarious
User avatar #15 - KingWhompus (06/10/2010) [-]
There are two things i hate in this world...

Racism and Black people
#94 - Letitfly **User deleted account** (06/10/2010) [-]
What a racist bitch.
User avatar #76 - Kittyluver (06/10/2010) [-]
you know what IS racist?
Everybody hates Chris, but everybody loves Raymond!
#78 to #76 - DayumRachel **User deleted account** (06/10/2010) [-]
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
User avatar #81 to #78 - Kittyluver (06/10/2010) [-]
*GASP* you copyCAT
#82 to #81 - DayumRachel **User deleted account** (06/10/2010) [-]
I see watcha did thurr:P
#95 to #82 - Letitfly **User deleted account** (06/10/2010) [-]
Haha itz so awesome because when one moves left, the other moves right, it's like perfectly aligned!
User avatar #79 to #76 - BlackBadger (06/10/2010) [-]
facebook... nice! +1 thumb
#85 to #76 - themusicgod **User deleted account** (06/10/2010) [-]
dude thats on facebook you stupid ****
#40 - emagehttsoli **User deleted account** (06/10/2010) [-]
I laughed, guy is ******* funny.
User avatar #43 to #40 - OMGitzaTOMATO (06/10/2010) [-]
whatdoe your dp mean? O.O
#132 to #43 - emagehttsoli **User deleted account** (06/11/2010) [-]
you'd have to have already known.....
User avatar #136 to #132 - OMGitzaTOMATO (06/14/2010) [-]
what does it meeeann! D; tell me!
#138 to #136 - emagehttsoli **User deleted account** (06/15/2010) [-]
Back in the day, if you were to look at someone doing this sign below their waist, you would get punched for looking. the only way to avoid it is if you stuck your finger in the hole. again, you would have to have grown up on it.
User avatar #51 to #40 - MyNameIsARickRoll (06/10/2010) [-]
YOU MADE ME LOOK BITC
#67 to #40 - Wawamelon **User deleted account** (06/10/2010) [-]
*looks at avatar*
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU-
User avatar #1 - MrNicholas (06/09/2010) [-]
Stop being racist, racism is a crime and crime is for ******* .
User avatar #10 to #1 - dublahblah (06/09/2010) [-]
Theres plenty of reasons not to like black people. I mean, do you get happy when you see black clouds rolling in?
User avatar #12 to #10 - KabutopsX (06/10/2010) [-]
yeah you see a little ol' white cloud in the sky you go "hey ist a nice i think ill go for a jog" and the white cloud is all like "well howdy doo there i am going to block out the sin for a few minets so you can get resst and will not leave fecal matter in your water aperatus" and a black cloud is like "yo ***** ima make it all dark and rainy and take a **** in yo pool" and your all like "kids get in the basement"
#3 to #1 - John Cena (06/09/2010) [-]
We would have SO many black people on funnyjunk if it weren't for The Designer selling them.
User avatar #7 to #3 - Cipher ONLINE (06/09/2010) [-]
does part black count?
#74 to #7 - John Cena (06/10/2010) [-]
No, it you're part black you get thousands of thumbs. *cough* DSend *cough*
#4 to #3 - John Cena (06/09/2010) [-]
No. not funny
User avatar #8 to #1 - DrPeper (06/09/2010) [-]
i like black people, they make good tree ornaments
#9 - holymotherofpeter **User deleted account** (06/09/2010) [-]
i really hate how black people or any other race takes everything as racist.
"yo man pound it"
"why should i pound it? why not a handshake? its cause im black isnt it!?!?!"
"yo dawg chill"
"why you talkin like that to me? its cause im black isnt it?!?!?!"
#11 to #9 - ScenekidScenekid **User deleted account** (06/10/2010) [-]
I mean, I'm German, but do you see me getting mad whenever someone makes Nazi jokes?

"Hey, Jake, HEI HITLER"
"WTF YOU THINK THATS FUNNY?! HITLER WAS A ******* DOUCHE ZOMG DISCO HITLER WAS BETTER #ROIUHTOI#H(P@IO"

Not gonna happen.
User avatar #28 to #11 - enragedgradstudent (06/10/2010) [-]
disco hitler?
#54 - ninjasteve (06/10/2010) [-]
I ******* HATE IT WHEN PPL DO THIS! THEY LOOK FOR ANY HINT OF RACISM EVEN WHEN IT'S NOT INTENDED!
User avatar #55 to #54 - WildZombie (06/10/2010) [-]
He's got an entire website where he trolls people with different names. Use your inhaler.
#56 to #55 - ninjasteve (06/10/2010) [-]
lol im just saying.... this happens at my school all the ******* time
#58 to #54 - Theyneverknow **User deleted account** (06/10/2010) [-]
ARE YOU SUGGESTING ALL BLACK PEOPLE ARE THE SAME!!?
#61 to #58 - ninjasteve (06/10/2010) [-]
most ******* are...
they will look for racism in every sentence you use. if i were to say that i like my white shirt cuz it's useful to keep me from burning in the sun.
some ****** would come out of god knows where and say " yo dawg homes thats racist!
i try to talk sence into them but they will hear none of it... like a ***********
#62 to #61 - Theyneverknow **User deleted account** (06/10/2010) [-]
Dude..I aint racist or black, but you totally ruined my joke..You didnt have to take it seriously..ALL YOU CRACKA'S ARE THE SAME
#63 to #62 - ninjasteve (06/10/2010) [-]
1 a joke was not needed
2 i didnt see a ******* joke, i saw someone who wants to mess around with me when im pissed off. retaliation, asshole
User avatar #57 to #54 - Jakolantern (06/10/2010) [-]
i do it all the time just to troll people
my nan hates it xD

she told me she doesn't like my t-shirt
RACIST!!!
User avatar #24 - GoMew (06/10/2010) [-]
$30 WHAT A BARGAIN

oh wait its probably got fried chicken stains...
#59 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (06/10/2010) [-]
(at a picnic)
"hey Jamal would you like a bite of watermelon?"
"OH SO JUST BECAUSE IM BLACK YOU THINK I LOVE WATERMELON? YOU RACIST!"
#88 - John Cena (06/10/2010) [-]
I hate it when black people do that...
User avatar #48 - WildZombie (06/10/2010) [-]
This guy has a lot of other amazing works like this one lol. Visit his site. It's called [url deleted] I think. If not, just google "Emails from an asshole".
User avatar #50 to #48 - TacticalAssassinK (06/10/2010) [-]
[url deleted] is amazing
User avatar #52 to #50 - WildZombie (06/10/2010) [-]
Damn I suck...
#22 - Radjhi (06/10/2010) [-]
im black and ive never met a racist. but sometimes black people do this **** for real. in my math class this ghetto girl was failing she called the white teacher racist all year whille here i am with an "A" in her class and one of her favorite students
#33 to #22 - John Cena (06/10/2010) [-]
wow...thats exactly what happened to me except i have a C-
#45 to #33 - John Cena (06/10/2010) [-]
You have a C-C-Combo breaker ?
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#70 - bahhhhhhhhhh **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #71 to #70 - AdmiralAckbar (06/10/2010) [-]
So because I'ma fish you think my personality is annoying ?

RAYZIST.
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#72 to #71 - bahhhhhhhhhh **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #73 to #72 - AdmiralAckbar (06/10/2010) [-]
Haha I was just joking with you. I just don't like ******* . I do like black people, they're polite.
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#77 to #73 - bahhhhhhhhhh **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #75 to #70 - ScruffytheJanitor (06/10/2010) [-]
OH NO YOU DIDN'

GIRL HOLD MY EARRIN'S WHILE I KICK THIS HONKY'S WHITE ASS!

MMM HMMMM!
#29 - John Cena (06/10/2010) [-]
That's not even funny. You shouldn't mess with decent people trying to buy household appliances like that.
#109 - TheDragonofFire **User deleted account** (06/10/2010) [-]
Don't buy that microwave! It's mine, they stole it yesterday!
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