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#1 - Pangya
Reply -2
(06/08/2010) [-]
Name 5 Reasons why.
#25 to #1 - Pangya
Reply -16
(06/09/2010) [-]
ok ok i get it now plz leave me alone.
#23 to #1 - TheErwinRommel **User deleted account**
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#20 to #1 - ThyDesigner **User deleted account**
Reply +23
(06/09/2010) [-]
1) you
2) should
3) suck
4) my
5) dick
#18 to #1 - ileikmudkipz
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(06/09/2010) [-]
i read the first 3 heres my 5 reasons.

1:Bella is incompetent and completely unable to do anything except cook and clean.
2:Vampires shouldn't sparkle.
3:It's boring.Nothing happens at all.
4:It's supposed to be a romance but theres no emotion
#19 to #18 - ileikmudkipz
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(06/09/2010) [-]
5. Despite her obvious efforts, Valley author Stephanie Meyer is simply an awful writer. I feel horrible saying it, but at this point it has been made clear to the entire world. Cracking open a thesaurus doesn't make you a novelist. There thats 5.
#10 to #1 - snowsock
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(06/09/2010) [-]
The author understands the concept of sentence fluency like a 3-year old understands string theory.
#9 to #1 - lolpaloozacopter
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(06/09/2010) [-]
because twilight is gay
#11 to #9 - shuffleboy
Reply 0
(06/09/2010) [-]
have u actually read twilight?
#40 to #11 - AuroraPanther **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(07/02/2010) [-]
I've read the first 2 books and seen the movies. So I for one can easily say how much I hate it :D
#30 to #11 - RogerChestnut
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(06/09/2010) [-]
ill make you a deal shuffleby, i consider thinking about attempting to try reading twilght. If you read Count Dracula, and then tell us who kicks moar ass, sucking blood or sucking cock.
#15 to #11 - lolpaloozacopter
Reply 0
(06/09/2010) [-]
well no because i dont want to read about a guy who sparkles and a womans choice between necrophilia or bestiality.
#16 to #15 - shuffleboy
Reply 0
(06/09/2010) [-]
then u cant say **** about it until u read it
#17 to #16 - lolpaloozacopter
Reply -1
(06/09/2010) [-]
eh i dont care
#24 to #17 - MyNameIsARickRoll
Reply +2
(06/09/2010) [-]
I've read them and all I can say is. CANNOT BE UN READ. The hours of my life, I ******* wasted on those piles of malignant **** can never be returned. **** meyer- or rather, don't, she doesn't deserve the pleasure
#12 to #11 - Pangya
Reply 0
(06/09/2010) [-]
yes and don't want to again.
#13 to #12 - shuffleboy
Reply 0
(06/09/2010) [-]
not u the other person
#14 to #13 - Pangya
Reply 0
(06/09/2010) [-]
..........k
#7 to #1 - sXeknockout
Reply +1
(06/08/2010) [-]
it was written by a mormon
#6 to #1 - klotentwentyfour
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(06/08/2010) [-]
it ****** raped the mtv movie awards
#5 to #1 - garythedinosaur
Reply +1
(06/08/2010) [-]
he's a vegetarian vampire how does that even work
#2 to #1 - KingTutt [OP] **User deleted account**
Reply +2
(06/08/2010) [-]
people freak out way too much about it. both that its good and bad
#3 to #2 - CommanderDarkstar
Reply +1
(06/08/2010) [-]
Because it has a sexist storyline.
#21 to #3 - Tumbusany
Reply 0
(06/09/2010) [-]
I agree but I find that funny coming from this site ^.^
#4 to #3 - FuzzyBelly
Reply +2
(06/08/2010) [-]
because they're sparkly for chrissakes
#8 to #4 - Mustanglover
Reply +1
(06/08/2010) [-]
A preist analy raped me with a copy of Twilight
#37 to #8 - anon
Reply 0
(06/09/2010) [-]
i feel sprry for your burden

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