THE fj Alien. READ THIS:<br /> So, I've read through all of the comments and it appears that many of you want to draw it. I say, "DO WHATEVER THE the FJ alien is fucking Awesome
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THE fj Alien

THE fj Alien. READ THIS:<br /> So, I've read through all of the comments and it appears that many of you want to draw it. I say, "DO WHATEVER THE

READ THIS:<br />
So, I've read through all of the comments and it appears that many of you want to draw it. I say, &quot;DO WHATEVER THE **** YOU WANT!&quot; (quotations necessary? nope). But, I don't want to be bombarded with links to the photos... So, don't do that. Please. It would also be nice to not see the front page full &quot;funnyjunk mascot&quot; photos again. We've already been through that phase once before... Now, I'm going to draw over it, make it bigger, and more &quot;crisp&quot;. This is going to be done with paint since my laptop with Flash CS4 is currently not available. <br />
And for all the people who complain this isn't funny (since honestly it isn't really that funny) feel free to go to my page and check out my **** that didn't make it to the top... This is my first top in ******* ages so... yeah. And if my photos aren't that funny in your opinion, I have 705 favorites which I found funny... or, at least 600 which are.<br />
Aight' BIG TATER out.

Just doing some sketching on stretcher
go figure) when I made a discovery...
See that mother
it .. -. ****** right there?
Drawing Tunis
Color Film
Well you may not
recognize him, but
he' s the original
mascot of
funnyjunk. THE one
and only
Funnyjunk alien.
We searched on
google and even
bing for him but
found him no
Now I honestly like this much
better then the bacon sammich. I
don' t have a problem with bacon,
but I DO believe that this
represents funnyjunk better as a
whole... It also brings back warm
and fuzzy memories of the old.
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#299 - infurnos (06/07/2010) [-]
we should do like a retro day or somthing to bring back memories
User avatar #448 to #299 - big tater (06/07/2010) [-]
that probably wouldn't work since "the designer" (at least from my knowledge) is newer to funnyjunk.
User avatar #170 - TurtleGuy (06/07/2010) [-]
Im still going on the whole turtle thing. One day we turtles will rule you all. RULE YOU ALL!. One day...
User avatar #429 to #170 - big tater (06/07/2010) [-]
That day.... will be awesome.

#176 to #170 - MrBananaShit **User deleted account** (06/07/2010) [-]
Pa-leeease! Us bananas will rule!
#178 to #176 - TheCobraCommander **User deleted account** (06/07/2010) [-]
Are you kidding?!
Neither of you have nearly enough lazers or Chuck Norris simulators as I do!
#193 to #178 - ChronicM **User deleted account** (06/07/2010) [-]
Screw you all!
My Rave Cupcakes will rule over you all by giving you seisures!
User avatar #205 to #193 - blueghost (06/07/2010) [-]
Nope, pacman ghosts ftw, we openly murder pacman right in front of your very eyes
#206 to #205 - ChronicM **User deleted account** (06/07/2010) [-]
Until he eats the big pellet and eats your asses.
#315 to #206 - TheCobraCommander **User deleted account** (06/07/2010) [-]
Ghosts? Please, I've already got a few stolen proton packs and ghost traps stowed away.

As for your Rave Cupcakes, blind supersnakes will destroy them.
#492 to #315 - ChronicM **User deleted account** (06/07/2010) [-]
Curses! My one weakness!
#537 to #492 - TheCobraCommander **User deleted account** (06/07/2010) [-]
Aha! Victory!

#74 - jacoby (06/07/2010) [-]
what if the alien was holding the bacon sandwhich and had a billy mays t shirt on
User avatar #86 to #74 - abrakadabra (06/07/2010) [-]
Hi! billy mays here with the 1 and only funnyjunk t-shirt! featuring the fj alien, bacon sandwitch, staredad, and much more! yours now for only $19.95!
User avatar #409 to #74 - JCKM (06/07/2010) [-]
User avatar #479 to #74 - big tater (06/07/2010) [-]
Then the world would explode from awesomeness.
User avatar #223 to #74 - shadowbolt (06/07/2010) [-]
No, you are killing the good old stuff with the new cancerous stuff.
#77 to #74 - Nala **User deleted account** (06/07/2010) [-]
I like that idea.
It's like combining the old with the new.
Nice. :]
#75 to #74 - jacoby (06/07/2010) [-]
R.I.P. billy mays R.I.P.
#87 to #75 - Squidge **User deleted account** (06/07/2010) [-]
Billy Mays is not dead. He lives on within all of us *sniff*
#257 to #87 - jacoby (06/07/2010) [-]
yes he does yes he does *sniff
#317 to #257 - jacoby (06/07/2010) [-]
5 things billy mays could do that you cant
1. make ANYONE a consumer whore
2. make drop what ever your doing and listen to him talk
3. kill a hooker and use oxi clean the right way and get rid of the evidence
4. peer into the very soul of the devil and say **** you
5. and last but not least have the best mustashe and beard you ever saw
User avatar #171 - ipwnyoface (06/07/2010) [-]
wasn't there a mascot on yellow fj? cause i know green wasn't the original color...
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User avatar #180 to #175 - ipwnyoface (06/07/2010) [-]
ohh okay thanks :D
User avatar #97 - TheUsername (06/07/2010) [-]
I agree with you.
PLUS bacon sammiches are just insiders.
And insiders that ones messing up this ******* site!
User avatar #413 to #97 - big tater (06/07/2010) [-]
Yeah, you're right.
User avatar #312 - LawfulNeutral (06/07/2010) [-]
**** The Bacon Sammich, Up with the FJ Alien!
#118 - Gillzilla **User deleted account** (06/07/2010) [-]
Ahhh...anyone remember the old funnyjunk? The designer didn't give a **** about the community, your parents hated it, no one was famous, the first thing you saw when you logged on was wheeny the poo getting killed or some **** . There was no censorship, it was a no mans land, unconquered, no slang, no trolls, no rolls, no nothing. The background was green, the design was still pretty much ****** . I like the new funny junk, too. The old one was uncharted and everyone was unfriendly. the new funnyjunk is like a home with a bunch of inside jokes xD
I love funnyjunk old and new!
User avatar #418 to #118 - big tater (06/07/2010) [-]
I actually wonder when the big explosion of people joining happened... hmm
#130 to #118 - FTWforthelose **User deleted account** (06/07/2010) [-]
ya, but do you remember when it was yellow?that was my favoueite of the three fj eras
#146 to #118 - zombiefishie **User deleted account** (06/07/2010) [-]

**** YEA!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #129 to #118 - XxanonymousxX (06/07/2010) [-]
*shed single tear* beautiful
#241 - Operd (06/07/2010) [-]

I support you
User avatar #441 to #241 - big tater (06/07/2010) [-]
woah. woah. woah.

#245 to #241 - CoffeeBANGIN **User deleted account** (06/07/2010) [-]
Operd is coffee BANGIN
#247 to #245 - Operd (06/07/2010) [-]
Lol, love you too :P
User avatar #184 - AwesomePuff (06/07/2010) [-]
Bring him back, we basically let dsend pick the mascot
User avatar #186 - DirtyShizno (06/07/2010) [-]
That bacon sammich does nothing but reminds me how forced this website can get from time to time.
User avatar #2 - mrwolfmanable (06/06/2010) [-]
we should have the fj alien eating the bacon sammwich
User avatar #425 - DAfunnieone (06/07/2010) [-]
i say **** the sammich, you can eat the sammich but you dont **** with an alien. And plus do we all want to be eaten unless we are girls...
User avatar #239 - IEpicWinGuyI (06/07/2010) [-]
He stayed on when FJ turned grey/black for a while as well.

There were buttons at the top of the page for pictures, gifs, movies and games.
He was looking at photographs, a flipbook, a t.v screen with popcoorn and was playing on a games console, respectively

R.I.P Alien dude.
User avatar #191 - Imretared (06/07/2010) [-]
The bacon sandwich mascot sucks!
******* DSend...
User avatar #65 - Mrwizardpoop (06/07/2010) [-]
i really dont care about the mascot thing
User avatar #111 to #65 - TheEpitomeOfEpic (06/07/2010) [-]
Seriously. Like why does it even matter.
User avatar #386 to #65 - big tater (06/07/2010) [-]
This IS a valid point and I agree with it...
User avatar #451 to #386 - Mrwizardpoop (06/07/2010) [-]
thank you
#273 - Delos **User deleted account** (06/07/2010) [-]
stop saying 'original' it was originally yellow and 70% of people on this site think it was originally green which pisses me off
#306 to #273 - johnaldinho **User deleted account** (06/07/2010) [-]
i remember that and the weird al videos and shizzle
#307 to #273 - deephalen **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #438 to #273 - big tater (06/07/2010) [-]
******* a' man. I didn't say that the original color of funnyjunk was green. I said the original mascot was the alien. Or... at least I believe it was.
#136 - zombiefishie **User deleted account** (06/07/2010) [-]
he's also the alien from the whataburger kid's toys

.... not that i know that......

*says to self* God i love those toys

User avatar #311 - RocketTOpedoland (06/07/2010) [-]
yes. completely agreed. the alien is more mature than a bacon sandwich.
User avatar #151 - CouchSpud (06/07/2010) [-]
Hell yes! I forgot about that little guy. **** that bacon sandwich.
#128 - anon (06/07/2010) [-]
FJ Ftw

I may seem a simple anon but no.

Ive been on this site since it pretty much began.
#132 to #128 - abominabletrollman (06/07/2010) [-]
i hope one day you find the register button
#139 to #132 - zombiefishie **User deleted account** (06/07/2010) [-]
Exactly ----^

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