BIG MOUTH. .. Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite. One day, while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. When leaving the r Big Mouth funny Face davemaster WTF FUNNYJUNK humor
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User avatar #1 - flesheater ONLINE (06/05/2010) [-]
like a cross between a ***** n a horse blast it with piss
User avatar #3 to #1 - yourfriendy (06/05/2010) [-]
a whole watermelon would fits in it
User avatar #7 - modeslave (06/05/2010) [-]
Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite. One day, while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open.
When leaving the room, she said, "Mr. Johnson, your barracks door is open."
He did not understand her remark but later on, he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his secretary.
Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention?"
The secretary, who was quite witty replied, "Why no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."
#10 to #7 - anon (06/05/2010) [-]
i see this comment/story everywhere now.
User avatar #4 - kidruck (06/05/2010) [-]
Q. Why dont blind men skydive?
A. Because it scares the **** out of the dog
User avatar #25 - IDONOTUPLOADPHOTOS (06/05/2010) [-]
WHARBLEGARBLERABLERGARBLERAGBLE
#34 to #25 - xPorcupine **User deleted account** (06/05/2010) [-]
WHARBLEGARBLERABLERGARBLERAGBLE
User avatar #9 - forgifus (06/05/2010) [-]
To much blowjobs will make such faces .
User avatar #20 to #9 - Masigorbereus (06/05/2010) [-]
Too many*
User avatar #5 - juutse (06/05/2010) [-]
WHO FARTED!
User avatar #2 - funtubeyou (06/05/2010) [-]
he can suck a elephant with that mouth
User avatar #11 - subsiding (06/05/2010) [-]
he must enjoy sucking dick lol
User avatar #14 - Sinless (06/05/2010) [-]
If you suck thousands of black dicks....


Your mouth structure will change...
#36 - harpieladd **User deleted account** (06/05/2010) [-]
perfect, atleast now we know that he sucks big dicks
#8 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (06/05/2010) [-]
Mmmmmm...
User avatar #6 - muurfak (06/05/2010) [-]
flrrrrrbrbrbrbbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrbr
#46 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
HARBLEGLARBLEWHARBLE
+3
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User avatar #26 to #21 - bellman (06/05/2010) [-]
haha i get it
User avatar #13 - MaximumtheZinc (06/05/2010) [-]
I bet he's good at Chubby Bunny...
+1
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#37 - anon (06/05/2010) [-]
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#49 to #37 - anon (06/06/2010) [-]
damnit you said it before i could!
User avatar #47 - DeKreyGuy (06/06/2010) [-]
that kid better hope he never goes to prison ... ummm yeah
#35 - FJgurl **User deleted account** (06/05/2010) [-]
radda radda radda
#33 - Icebearwithbacon **User deleted account** (06/05/2010) [-]
the **** is he doing wit his tongue???
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