Damn Onions. I hate em'.<br /> Tip: Chew gum while chopping onions to not cry. I van may what these names need? ailed' - mu get riff wruo lazy ass might b i dont sting a ling
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Damn Onions

Damn Onions. I hate em'.<br /> Tip: Chew gum while chopping onions to not cry. I van may what these names need? ailed' - mu get riff wruo lazy ass might b

I hate em'.<br />
Tip: Chew gum while chopping onions to not cry

Tags: i | dont | sting | a | ling
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#4 - KINGOFTHESTARS **User deleted account** (06/04/2010) [-]
i usually violate the onion women so that the onion men are demoralized and lose their morale
then i chop up the strongest members of the society i front of their children and devour them raw...
and that is how you prevent onions from makig you cry
#5 to #4 - TheTerrorists (06/04/2010) [-]
the wings on my shoes have shrunk and now the moths won't eat my kidneys! When I shake my state capitol it only yields three fairy napkins but how...my banana slippers are like water boats because when the moon winks sometimes it burns my hamster punches...and that's how you get to llama school!
User avatar #9 to #5 - dezzitt (06/05/2010) [-]
isnt that from fallout 3? or am i crazy.
#10 to #9 - TheTerrorists (06/05/2010) [-]
yes it is
User avatar #11 to #10 - dezzitt (06/06/2010) [-]
yeah i remember goin into that police place and reading this like "what the **** !?!?"
#12 to #11 - TheTerrorists (06/06/2010) [-]
Fallout 3 is known for its funny random things you can find
User avatar #13 to #12 - dezzitt (06/06/2010) [-]
i once found a guy stuck in the ground begging for water.
#14 to #13 - TheTerrorists (06/06/2010) [-]
I found a person mugging me with an empty gun
User avatar #15 to #14 - dezzitt (06/08/2010) [-]
i found a guy threatening me for his naughty nightwear back
#16 to #15 - TheTerrorists (06/08/2010) [-]
I found an alien inside my house... With white stuff on it
User avatar #17 to #16 - dezzitt (06/08/2010) [-]
that was me.......
#18 to #17 - TheTerrorists (06/08/2010) [-]
DUN DUN DUNNNNN!!!!
User avatar #19 to #18 - dezzitt (06/08/2010) [-]
but was the alien just walkin around? or was it dead. and which house
#20 to #19 - TheTerrorists (06/08/2010) [-]
It was from the alien craft and my megaton house it was covered in what looked like toothpaste
User avatar #21 to #20 - dezzitt (06/08/2010) [-]
thats ****** scary. it was alive?
#22 to #21 - TheTerrorists (06/08/2010) [-]
It was dead but glitchin like a Microsoft computer
User avatar #23 to #22 - dezzitt (06/08/2010) [-]
i would cry
#24 to #23 - TheTerrorists (06/08/2010) [-]
Dogmeat took a piss on it





I joined
User avatar #25 to #24 - dezzitt (06/09/2010) [-]
lol. i forget where dogmeat is. isnt he in like a scrapyard?
#26 to #25 - TheTerrorists (06/09/2010) [-]
yup
#28 to #26 - TheTerrorists (07/24/2010) [-]
Imma get broken steel
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#8 to #5 - MrWakaWaka (06/04/2010) [-]
hahaha and that makes snese...how?
User avatar #6 to #5 - TokixWartooth (06/04/2010) [-]
made. my. DAY!
User avatar #7 - fuckthepolice (06/04/2010) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAH
User avatar #3 - PoopsOnYou (06/04/2010) [-]
dude at first i thougt these wouldnt be better than the videogame lols but this is awesome
#1 - anon (06/03/2010) [-]
Tip: Your bitch should be in the kitchen, chopping the onions.
#2 to #1 - THEFRIENDLYFOE **User deleted account** (06/03/2010) [-]
THEN U TELL HER 2 CUT THE ONIONS IN A SINK OF WATER NOT 2 CRY. NAA JUST LET HER SUFFER
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