A Funnyjunker's guide to trolls. I finally gave in to the comic trend, sorry for the horrid photoshopping.<br /> EDIT: there's been a lot of complaining a luidias presents FUNNYJUNK Guide trolls croquet mallet
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A Funnyjunker's guide to trolls. I finally gave in to the comic trend, sorry for the horrid photoshopping.<br /> EDIT: there's been a lot of complaining a

I finally gave in to the comic trend, sorry for the horrid photoshopping.<br />
EDIT: there's been a lot of complaining about my connotations. I'm not saying metal is bad. much to the contrary. what I was aiming for when I said metal was the kind of screamo-death-noise-metal that only emos listen to.

Luidias Presents:
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Presented in the style of Zero P» ********* ‘ s Yahtzee Croshaw
While surfing the infnite universe that is the internet, you will encounter all kinds of fellow users. You
may hnd learners, Lakers, noobs, newfags, camwhores, you may even encounter some reasonable
people who are here to contribute something useful. But you will nearly ALWAYS encounter evil
beings known as...
So what IS a troll? How did they come to be?
Well, somewhere in a home, a
mildly autistic teen never managed to develop
social skills or a sense above that ofa
prepubescent boy. o.
In frustration and anguish over his life
being a complete failure and total waste of
time, rejoined up on the internet with his
equals in a very special teenage rebellion
exclusively for the world' s :
Downloading South Park episodes, being
morbidly obese, listening to metal and,
finally, trolling to feel some sense of
superiority over the normal world.
Thus, he became a troll.
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ifthey pretend to be someone important...
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ifthey Mod you with hate remarks about the site...
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ifthey make a point of letting everyone know they are a girl
by posting useless content...
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If they spit acid or eat puppies for breakfast...
alto,
YOU}? 60791 moat
generally, anyone who either has an obviously hateful or impersonating
name, or someone who ads too stupid to be believable can be as
a troll. They will hate you and anger you beyond all levels of rage, and make
you want to destroy their genitals with a croquet mallet.
So what the crap are you supposed to do when you encounter a troll?
Well, the very FIRST rule is
DON' T FEED THE TROLL!
The more you feed the troll, the fatter it gets and the more successful it is,
There are several correct procedures to folow when faced with a troll:
you could: ,
1) Thumb them down,
2) then ignore them for the rest of
forever
Talk to the hand
was me no new s. -
you could:
1) call them out as a troll and tell everyone to STFU
2) watch to make sure everyone obeys
AND you could:
1) hack the site, discover their adress,
2) look up the adress to discover where they live,
3) hnd their house,
4) and then destroy their genitalia with a croquet mallet.
too
In summary, trolls are evil, disgusting creatures, born from the deepest reaches of
itself. And if you have ever been a troll or taken part in trolling, you are a bad person and
should be punished for it.
I' m gonna troll khan now. later guise.
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#121 - SexyRockerBabe **User deleted account** (06/03/2010) [-]
exception - if ur trolling 4 chan its okay :)
User avatar #131 to #121 - freenoobs (06/03/2010) [-]
and thats because 4-chan is ruled by trolls
#132 to #131 - SexyRockerBabe **User deleted account** (06/03/2010) [-]
yeppers it is

stupid fag bags lol
User avatar #130 - ThatBoy (06/03/2010) [-]
metal does suck, but it's just my opinion.
#136 to #130 - Rascal (06/03/2010) [-]
Metal rocks! I bet you like justen beiber
User avatar #139 to #136 - ThatBoy (06/03/2010) [-]
Nah, I'm more of a Beatles fan, actually I listen to everything, except metal and screamo. I find it retarded.
#142 to #139 - Rascal (06/03/2010) [-]
Yea but metals extremely hard to play, take metalica for example, and the beatles couldn't even read music. BOOM ROASTED
User avatar #141 to #130 - firegrunt (06/03/2010) [-]
u know what i like about what you just said... "but it's just my opinion." a thumb 4 u. by the way im a metal fan.
User avatar #151 to #141 - ThatBoy (06/04/2010) [-]
hehe yeah I tend to respect other people's opinions, I think it's quiet rude to disagree with somebody and argue with them just because they have different taste in music or they just have different opinions on idea(s).

Great to meet people like you though :)
User avatar #129 - SaintDemon (06/03/2010) [-]
Uhhhh... Anyone know of a good place to dispose of half eaten dogs and spit-up acid?????
User avatar #127 - TheCrowbar (06/03/2010) [-]
dood zero puncuation is like the awesomest game reviwer i have found
i read this in his voice and his speed! XD
#118 - Rascal (06/03/2010) [-]
**** YEA FOR ZERO PUNCUATION!!!!!!! i read that in yahtzees voice
+3
#123 to #118 - Rawker **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #115 - superfunnybeaner (06/03/2010) [-]
did anybody read this quickly and in Yahtzee's voice?
User avatar #99 - Cid (06/03/2010) [-]
Actually a 'troll' who spams FJ with pro-4Chan messages is a soldier of 4Chan, not a troll.

Why can't we share some bacon sammiches and some funny content and be friends?

We all like funny pictures and sexy ones, so what's wrong with being bros?
User avatar #101 to #99 - luidias (06/03/2010) [-]
there's 4chan soldiers, then there's cancerous trolls. the ones shown above are the latter.
I could classify people like you a honorable emissaries or soldiers of 4chan. you're not spamming, you're just voicing your concerns. and while the rest of the community would hate you for it, I personally commend you on actually being a nice guy about the whole thing.
User avatar #102 to #101 - luidias (06/03/2010) [-]
(or nice girl)
User avatar #105 to #102 - Cid (06/03/2010) [-]
Guy. And I'm not from 4Chan. I'm an honest to god peace advocate. I'm tired of all the hate? Why can't we just have funny content? Why do we have to attack things? I hate Justin Bieber too, but that's an OPINION.

Why can't we go back to the good old days where we had FUNNY content, rather than calls to arms and hate?
User avatar #116 to #105 - luidias (06/03/2010) [-]
even not being from 4chan, I think you're right. we need to bring in an era of peace.
User avatar #119 to #116 - Cid (06/03/2010) [-]
Yeah. We do. Maybe that would make this place funny again.
User avatar #111 to #105 - MyNameIsARickRoll (06/03/2010) [-]
i wuv yu
User avatar #117 to #111 - Cid (06/03/2010) [-]
Thanks. I wuv me too.

Also everyone, NOTICE where I'm ranting. On COMMENTS. Not with a PICTURE.

Cid- Making FunnyJunk funny, one step at a time.
User avatar #122 to #117 - MyNameIsARickRoll (06/03/2010) [-]
you like yourself slihgtly too much....ego?
User avatar #124 to #122 - Cid (06/03/2010) [-]
Oh MY ego?

It's WAAAAAY out there. Look out your window, you can likely see it.

You know who else made changes through peace? Gandhi.

Worked for him, didn't it?
User avatar #125 to #124 - MyNameIsARickRoll (06/03/2010) [-]
Haha....mm k
User avatar #135 - Kwiksandkiller (06/03/2010) [-]
technically you're not even making a comic, it's more of an illustrated guide
User avatar #134 - Zedonius (06/03/2010) [-]
But...puppies are delicious...and if they're as obese as you say, then why would you go after their nads? They probably haven't seen them in years, and may even be on the verge of doubting their existence. If you want to hurt the troll, destroy any and all technology in his house...that's where his heart is...
User avatar #128 - bubbaacdc (06/03/2010) [-]
trolls suck ass but dont they kind of help traffic? if theres 50000 trolls comeing to troll us doesn't that pay to get us new things?
#113 - KINGOFTHESTARS **User deleted account** (06/03/2010) [-]
theres a troll... ist a kid named judsty or justefy or sum **** but he has a big chinned pikachu as an avatar
he is an ass who act like an 8 yr old who swears hes the owner of fj... yuck
User avatar #103 - dudemiesterman (06/03/2010) [-]
dude, good job man. my friend was asking how to define a troll earlier (he's retarded) and i couldnt really explain, thank you. btw not even a comic so you 100% win
User avatar #104 to #103 - luidias (06/03/2010) [-]
:D thank you
User avatar #110 to #104 - dudemiesterman (06/03/2010) [-]
of course my good sir :D
#92 - mmmmmcake **User deleted account** (06/03/2010) [-]
the end was awesome :)
User avatar #86 - freshblob (06/03/2010) [-]
Whats wrong with watching south park and listening to metal?

Also, just ignore the damn thing and it will go away.
User avatar #88 to #86 - luidias (06/03/2010) [-]
I do believe I explicitly said that.

unless you're agreeing with me. in which case, I agree with your agreement.
User avatar #90 to #86 - newbpenis (06/03/2010) [-]
i was just thinkin that, i love south park and metal but im not a dumb pussy cunt troll
User avatar #95 to #86 - bikelesswhiteboy (06/03/2010) [-]
but if you do that with herpies itll just get worse
#138 to #86 - Rascal (06/03/2010) [-]
i like metal and south park, and im a skinny girl wth huge tits! okkay cheif? <333?
User avatar #149 - luakazuki (06/03/2010) [-]
Right trolling 4chan is like trolling in a sea of trolls.
#140 - Rascal (06/03/2010) [-]
ZERO ************ PUNCTUATION
User avatar #137 - mckellin (06/03/2010) [-]
Yahtzee is as close as you can get to jesus without being jesus. Zero punctuation ftw.
User avatar #109 - MyNameIsARickRoll (06/03/2010) [-]
HEY! I listen to metal, and i'm no troll.. **** metal, trollz listen to- like ICP and Mushroom Head.
#64 - thebombzor **User deleted account** (06/03/2010) [-]
If trolls eat puppys then are all chinese people trolls
#94 - DrCandlejack **User deleted account** (06/03/2010) [-]
Epic punchline.
Thumb this up, doctor's orders.
:)
User avatar #96 to #94 - stewieyes (06/03/2010) [-]
Oh hey cool its candle ja-
User avatar #98 to #94 - EpicFacePalm (06/03/2010) [-]
I agre-
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