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#52 - CryptTheReaper **User deleted account**
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(06/02/2010) [-]
Seriously guys, it's not funny. My great grandfather died in a concentration camp.
He fell off a gaurd tower.
#679 to #52 - Zimmy
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(06/03/2010) [-]
His name wouldn't happen to be Kyle would it?

Cause that where he could be hiding....
#676 to #52 - prototype **User deleted account**
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(06/03/2010) [-]
man im kinda jealous everyones got these stories about how their grandfathers died falling off the guard towers, and carrying prisoners and all that but mine died looking for Kyle.
#673 to #52 - MrOctober
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(06/03/2010) [-]
Really? My grandfather died in WWII too, a guard fell on him from a guard tower.
#684 to #673 - anon
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(06/03/2010) [-]
woah. my grandfather died in WWII too.he broke his back dragging 2 dead guys to a ditch.
#686 to #684 - Ripp
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(06/03/2010) [-]
Really? My grandfather died in WWII. He tripped over three dead guys.
#690 to #686 - shadowfish
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(06/03/2010) [-]
What a coincidence! My grandfather was executed after being charged with the murder of three dead soldiers that he found.
#689 to #686 - llantarynboy
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(06/03/2010) [-]
Really? My grandad got shot for looting the bodies of 4 dead officers!
#692 to #689 - anon
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(06/03/2010) [-]
Really? Mine died after finding 5 dead guys and reporting it to the authouraties.
#677 to #673 - TheCloud **User deleted account**
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(06/03/2010) [-]
Lol
#668 to #52 - BBoyJingles **User deleted account**
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(06/03/2010) [-]
really? well i went to boyscout camp.. and came back!
#663 to #52 - TheReich
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(06/03/2010) [-]
It's funny because I didn't really care.
#669 to #663 - luidias
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(06/03/2010) [-]
or get the joke.
#671 to #669 - TheReich
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(06/03/2010) [-]
You dont get my joke I guess. I understand the original joke.
#659 to #52 - Krade
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(06/03/2010) [-]
What a coincidence, my great grandfather died in a concentration camp. A soldier fell off a guard tower as he was walking by and landed on him.
#687 to #659 - ImpediousBobular
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(06/03/2010) [-]
Really?
My grandfather had to drag two guys back and died doing that.
#654 to #52 - CrazyMPthre
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(06/03/2010) [-]
my great grandfather saved people from the holocaust, and i find this horrable
#656 to #654 - ColeTheUber
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(06/03/2010) [-]
Ahem...

Horrible. That will be all.
#655 to #654 - anon
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(06/03/2010) [-]
man, can't you take a joke? or are you being sarcastic?
#672 to #655 - MungDaal
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(06/03/2010) [-]
Being a Grammar Nazi doesn't mean he can't take a joke, he's just correcting him...
#652 to #52 - anon
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(06/03/2010) [-]
my great grandfather was a german man during world war II. he followed hitler.
there's no joke here. he died in 1998.
#642 to #52 - anon
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(06/03/2010) [-]
LOL
#639 to #52 - PedoLOLCAT
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(06/03/2010) [-]
Oh Hey, How'd Ya Fit 40 Jews in a Mini Cooper?
2 In the Back 2 In the front 40 Million in the Ash Tray
ZIING!
#716 to #639 - CryptTheReaper **User deleted account**
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(06/05/2010) [-]
2+2+40,000,000=40????????????
#634 to #52 - ColeTheUber
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(06/03/2010) [-]
My sister's friend is a black, gay Jew. There's no joke here, I just thought you'd all like to know about the most unfortunate man in the world.
#700 to #634 - swimmingprodigy
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(06/03/2010) [-]
being a black jew is the worst....they make u sit in the back of the oven T.T
#658 to #634 - smokincharlie
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(06/03/2010) [-]
damn, hitler would **** that **** up. Imagine if she/he was a gypsy too!
#649 to #634 - anon
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(06/03/2010) [-]
no, it could be worse. he could be half-ginger.
#635 to #634 - CryptTheReaper **User deleted account**
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(06/03/2010) [-]
tee-hee
pwned by god
#620 to #52 - Alimosaka
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(06/03/2010) [-]
What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it's put into an oven...
#638 to #620 - Sick
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(06/03/2010) [-]
looks like
*puts on sunglasses*
you got burned.

YEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#631 to #620 - Alimosaka
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(06/03/2010) [-]
Lmao, best part is I'm getting thumbed down for that joke..IT WAS WORTH IT!!
#647 to #631 - gymboy
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(06/03/2010) [-]
I hope you burn in ******* hell for that joke you piece of ****
#702 to #647 - Alimosaka
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(06/03/2010) [-]
You're all being hypocrits, Each day On funnyjunk I see at least one cruel joke that gets a laugh that's just as tasteless as the one I put, Hell, I've even seen the one I put get a few thumbs when I had put it on other occasions, But no, You all need to act as if racist, halocaust, haiti jokes are all of a sudden now so bad, Compared to when you'd let those jokes make it to the front page of funnyjunk on many occasions. Such as the Hitler one going "I got a new microwave, It seats 500!" Made it to the top, The Haiti jokes from 4Chan made it to the front page, And even on a Holocaust pun page you try to act like it's all of a sudden wrong now. Just like the sou th park creators said "Either everything is open for joking, Or nothing is"
#704 to #702 - gymboy
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(06/04/2010) [-]
because there is a ******* line, and some jokes cross it.

like yours
#657 to #647 - TheBen
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(06/03/2010) [-]
That guy who made the geard tower joke was making fun of the holocaust too but he got 160 thumbs up....yet this dude has 25 thumbs down? wtf?
#688 to #657 - gymboy
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(06/03/2010) [-]
because the guard tower one was funny, this was was cruel and unusual
#701 to #688 - TheBen
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(06/03/2010) [-]
Yeah I know. Its funny when germans die but not when jewish people do.
#705 to #701 - gymboy
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(06/04/2010) [-]
that's not even it

i laugh at some holocaust joke, but as i have said, there is a line
#630 to #620 - CryptTheReaper **User deleted account**
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(06/03/2010) [-]
What's the worst part about being a black jew?
You have to sit in the back of the oven.
#616 to #52 - Ohnoez **User deleted account**
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(06/03/2010) [-]
My grandfather was killed dragging two dead bodies at a concentration camp.
#182 to #52 - lawlasaur
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(06/02/2010) [-]
Dude this kid in my math excursions class told me the SAME thing
#59 to #52 - anon
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(06/02/2010) [-]
Really? My great grandfather died in a concentration camp too. Someone fell on him... from on top of a guard tower.
#696 to #59 - Heimlick
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(06/03/2010) [-]
really, my great great grandfather died in a concentration camp

he was making concentrated apple juice when some faggot turned the canning conveyor speed up too high
#680 to #59 - inuyashu
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(06/03/2010) [-]
My grandfather got shot in a concentration camp also. He pushed a guard off his tower.
#670 to #59 - goomdarr
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(06/03/2010) [-]
Really? My great great grandfather pushed his grandfather which fell out of a guard tower and hit your grandfather and then my great great grandfather slipped on a banana and fell out of the tower and died
#636 to #59 - The Butt pirate
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(06/03/2010) [-]
my grandfather died from exaustion when he had to carry 2 dead bodys from the bottom of a guard tower to the morgue
#617 to #59 - eddierattlehead
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(06/03/2010) [-]
i would tumb you up anon, but you have 69 thumbs, and im not about to ruin that.
#403 to #59 - Spazm **User deleted account**
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(06/03/2010) [-]
damn . my grandfather died in a concentration camp too . he tripped over two dead colleagues and landed awkwardly
#530 to #403 - anon
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(06/03/2010) [-]
My family has a similar story. My grandfather died of a heart attack while carrying three of his dead friends away to be buried. He was not a healthy man.
#633 to #530 - EpicTie
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(06/03/2010) [-]
Wow thats creepy, my grand-father died of cancer... small world isnt it?
#169 to #59 - ClevelandBrownSr
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(06/02/2010) [-]
Well my great grandfather died when he was carrying two idiots into the furnance to get their bodies cremated, he tripped and fell in with them.
#305 to #169 - Deadline
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(06/03/2010) [-]
Your grandad was black... How is that possible? Still thumbs for u
#74 to #59 - AwesomeBlossom **User deleted account**
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(06/02/2010) [-]
well my grandfather once ran a summer camp where they educated people about ADHD and its effects...

it was called concentration camp.
#694 to #74 - YuckFu
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(06/03/2010) [-]
My relative died in a concentration camp as well! He was an orange.
#664 to #74 - EZBakeChampion **User deleted account**
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(06/03/2010) [-]
best joke ive EVER heard...
#128 to #74 - xXxgothxlovexXx
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(06/02/2010) [-]
Cool story, bro.
#70 to #59 - absolutewilson
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(06/02/2010) [-]
Love the reference XD
#65 to #59 - Cassanova
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(06/02/2010) [-]
Woah! My grandpa died from a freak gunshot....


apparently a guard fell on the owner of the gun causing it to go off - all three involved died....wait


oh ****....
#76 to #65 - anon
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(06/02/2010) [-]
NO way!
My Uncle's dad died of pneumonia. Isn't that weird?
#61 to #59 - CryptTheReaper **User deleted account**
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(06/02/2010) [-]
What a twist!
#57 to #52 - VanHalenGuy
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(06/02/2010) [-]
Not funny, you're right. IT'S ******* HILARIOUS. lol, I had to.
#55 to #52 - swimmingprodigy
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(06/02/2010) [-]
damn nazi
#697 to #55 - LOLIKNOW **User deleted account**
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(06/03/2010) [-]
surprise post at the end of epic thread