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Every Man Made Organized Religion Ever!

Every Man Made Organized Religion Ever!. The Big 3! Christianity is man made. No God would make gay people and be homophobic! Islam is man made. No God would ma

The Big 3!

Christianity is man made.
No God would make gay people and be homophobic!

Islam is man made.
No God would make gay people and be homophobic!

Judaism is man made.
No God would make gay people and be homophobic!

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#45 - rambearclaw (09/30/2013) [-]
Rev. Lovejoy is a G
Rev. Lovejoy is a G
#152 to #2 - welcometoatl (10/01/2013) [-]
Live in Los Angeles County, I'm a Boston Celtics fan and an Atlanta Falcons fan.
User avatar #193 to #2 - niggastolemyname (10/01/2013) [-]
this is really true
User avatar #203 to #2 - imnotkickthecat (10/01/2013) [-]
Except I was born in cowboy country and root for the Texans.

Got you good bro.
User avatar #214 to #2 - fukkendragonite (10/01/2013) [-]
*with some exceptions.

Britfags like me know that there are loads of Manchester United fans in London for some reason.

Just like some people have a certain religion outside of the homeland of that religion. i.e. Lisa Simpson is a buddhist for some ****** up reason
#67 to #2 - shatt (10/01/2013) [-]
not really no, i am a football(soccer) fan im born in the north of my country but i root for a southern team
User avatar #100 to #67 - doomfish (10/01/2013) [-]
so you're someone who changed their religion.
User avatar #175 to #67 - akg **User deleted account** (10/01/2013) [-]
why do you root for a southern team
#208 to #175 - shatt (10/01/2013) [-]
cuz i like it, and they're good
User avatar #240 to #208 - akg **User deleted account** (10/01/2013) [-]
so you're a bandwagoner
#241 to #240 - shatt (10/01/2013) [-]
by that logic everyone is a bandwagoner
User avatar #242 to #241 - akg **User deleted account** (10/01/2013) [-]
not really

I support my local team because they represent the place that I am from, not because they are good
#243 to #242 - shatt (10/01/2013) [-]
i like the team and they're a good team, my dad likes it as well, my city doesnt have a team but the state does but i have never been really linked with the state i was born, i moved when i was young
User avatar #244 to #243 - akg **User deleted account** (10/01/2013) [-]
That makes sense. I thought you were one of the "Live in Liverpool, but Man Utd is a better team so I'll better root for them" guys
#245 to #244 - shatt (10/01/2013) [-]
now that just sounds stupid, and Man Utd arent doing to well this season
User avatar #133 to #67 - kingrui (10/01/2013) [-]
Flamenguista de merda
#207 to #133 - shatt (10/01/2013) [-]
suck my fluminense dick
User avatar #249 to #207 - kingrui (10/01/2013) [-]
Índio que mora no meio do mato e ainda por cima não consegue torcer pra um time decente
#250 to #249 - shatt (10/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #109 to #2 - mrbuu (10/01/2013) [-]
born and raised with non-religious parents in florida. I am a ohio state and christian. Granted dad is ohio state fan,but nothing was pushed on me. i went to church on own free will. and would root against my dads team in sports to spite him,but got annoyed when ohio state would never lose so i joined them (it was 2002 at the time. ,but i do know people who are christian/athiest/team because of parrents.
User avatar #212 to #109 - toosexyforyou (10/01/2013) [-]
Judging by your story, you still could be a Christian because of your parents. You joined sides with other sports teams to spite your dad but when your dads team won, you switched sides. You could have also joined Christianity to spite your dad because he's an Atheist although neither side will ever win/lose so you stuck with it.
User avatar #144 to #2 - douthit (10/01/2013) [-]
*sports, religion, and patriotism
User avatar #210 to #144 - toosexyforyou (10/01/2013) [-]
Adding patriotism to that list is just redundant.
#1 - rabidaardvark (09/30/2013) [-]
You say 'man made religion' as if there is any other kind
#55 to #1 - ruckanucka (10/01/2013) [-]
Didn't some cultures worship **** like rivers and volcanoes? Like I mean would that be considered Religion even? It sure as **** ain't man-made, My baking soda and vinegar Volcanoes weren't even worth a pass in school let alone being worship worthy.
#72 to #55 - rabidaardvark (10/01/2013) [-]
I dont know if they worshipped them, rather they worshipped the dieties and spirits they thought those things were controlled by. anyway the belief in them would still be 'man-made', since no creature naturally develops a belief system, at least not to my knowledge
#74 to #72 - ruckanucka (10/01/2013) [-]
Fair enough. That makes sense.
User avatar #121 to #1 - dbrak (10/01/2013) [-]
you can't prove that a religion is 100% man-made/untrue.
#221 to #121 - rabidaardvark (10/01/2013) [-]
man-made is not the same as untrue. Man-made means it was created by man and didnt occur naturally. The theory of relativity is manmade but im pretty sure thats true. Wassnt trying to dis religion at all just questioning the use of words in the title.
User avatar #251 to #221 - dbrak (10/01/2013) [-]
I see where you're coming from, but technically isn't there a chance that a religion did start naturally? I mean, if one of them is true it would've started naturally.
#252 to #251 - rabidaardvark (10/01/2013) [-]
No other creature in nature has religion. So unless one religion IS true (which as an atheist i dont think so) they are man-made. I will probably get red thumbed for that but thats my stand on it.
User avatar #253 to #252 - dbrak (10/01/2013) [-]
red thumbed on funnyjunk for being athiest? I think not haha. I mean I'm not religious at all I was jussayin.
User avatar #30 to #1 - ilovehitler (09/30/2013) [-]
Don't you dare discriminate against dolphin religions.
User avatar #6 to #1 - thechosentroll (09/30/2013) [-]
We still don't know about alien religions.
#7 to #6 - rabidaardvark (09/30/2013) [-]
ok, but i thought the term 'man-made' generally just means anything made artificially rather than occuring naturally, otherwise you could exclude anything made by women.
User avatar #15 to #7 - okamiterasu ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
Christianity would have you believe that woman is man made
#31 to #15 - rabidaardvark (09/30/2013) [-]
Not really, since Adam didnt actually make Eve, he just woke up in a bath full of ice with a missing rib and a note from God saying he should probably call an ambulance and that there was something neat waiting for him in the kitchen.
#68 to #31 - BloodyTurds (10/01/2013) [-]
was it a sammich?
#71 to #68 - rabidaardvark (10/01/2013) [-]
more like a sammich maker
#111 - zenet (10/01/2013) [-]
Another post about religion...here we go again...
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#108 - vivapinatapro (10/01/2013) [-]
OP's face
#206 to #108 - kroople (10/01/2013) [-]
here ya go
#156 - gladiuss (10/01/2013) [-]
Atheism is man made.
Atheism is man made.
User avatar #225 to #156 - slyve (10/01/2013) [-]
I really don't wanna get in on the whole debate here, but we basically just named atheism and made it into some form of movement.

Originally Atheism meant just not believing there is a god, everything else it apparently stands for today was introduced by pretentious little assholes trying to outsmart other pretentious little assholes.

So, it isn't man made, we just put a name-tag on it and pretended like we made it or that it's something special, when it's actually just the default position before we get influenced by either side of this ****** up "I'm better than you" war.
User avatar #187 to #156 - heartlessrobot (10/01/2013) [-]
So is God.
User avatar #163 to #134 - melwach (10/01/2013) [-]
No, no, no. I'm pretty sure god took a conference with his No 1 on earth. He didn't make that call alone.
#169 - lordfenris (10/01/2013) [-]
Controversial topic!    
Abandon Thread Abandon Thread.
Controversial topic!
Abandon Thread Abandon Thread.
#230 to #169 - luuc (10/01/2013) [-]
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#213 to #169 - dinkleiceberg (10/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #89 - acidreign (10/01/2013) [-]
For anyone that's interested, there is a television show that documents the lives of very rich preachers in Beverly Hills. I imagine the majority of the time spent will be them awkwardly avoiding the fact that they take the church-goers donations and spend them on themselves.

New Reality Show About Rich Pastors
User avatar #98 to #89 - mayormilkman (10/01/2013) [-]
They're not all like that, of course. The ones more modest about the money get ignored because they're not seen as an ideal argument.
#99 to #98 - acidreign (10/01/2013) [-]
"that documents the lives of very rich preachers in Beverly Hills" i.e. not all of them. nobody gives a **** about things that aren't controversial. Welcome to america.
User avatar #78 - durkadurka (10/01/2013) [-]
Because you know, those priests an nuns are just pocketing all of that money.

You want to look for corruption and waste, check out your government first.
User avatar #80 to #78 - heartlessrobot (10/01/2013) [-]
Look to both. The difference is, when you don't give money to a religion, it's not deemed illegal. The government takes money from you with or without your consent.
User avatar #81 to #80 - durkadurka (10/01/2013) [-]
check out your government first.

That's why I included the conditional first.
#188 to #81 - popeflatus (10/01/2013) [-]
We should be skeptical of our governments as well of course yet religions get a tax-free ride to wealth and get away with blatant lies. The Catholic church says that contraception doesn't stop HIV and so millions are scared in Africa into not using using contraception (under punishment of hellfire) and so this epidemic that we can control and ultimately defeat now grows worse under their religious lies.
User avatar #202 to #188 - durkadurka (10/01/2013) [-]
"Tax free ride to wealth" - I don't know many priests and ministers riding high in sports cars and whatnot. Yes there are exceptions, but they're typically very pious people (it's part of the job description).

Religions are not taxed, yet the government actively takes part of your income. You're compelled to follow the government's rules, you're not compelled to follow the church's. Corrupt behavior is more common in the government.

Which is worse? Which deserves priority? Which actually gets priority. Again, I'm not saying that we shouldn't be keeping both accountable, I'm saying our priorities are screwed up in this regard.

As for the second half, my response depends on your position on GMOs.
#215 to #202 - popeflatus (10/01/2013) [-]
When is said a tax free ride i meant the churches themselves. Look at the wealth of the Catholic church and these new style evangelical super churches and rich televangelists: all tax free. They live and operate in our society so they should be compelled, as are we, to follow the laws of the government. As for your remark about GMOs- i don't know what that has to do with anything.
User avatar #246 to #215 - durkadurka (10/01/2013) [-]
The people choose to give them that money. It's up to the people who give that money to decide if they support what it's doing. You also have to consider the issue of taxing only certain types of nonprofits. You either have to tax all nonprofits or you're discriminating.

They are compelled to follow the laws of the government: "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof". No law is being broken.

Most churches aren't those massive churches. If you don't like them, don't give them your money.

The GMO thing was related, I just wanted an honest answer before I explained.
User avatar #60 - flemsdfer ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
Now, I have seen churches do good things with the money they collect. A local church around here has helped me out a few times. Donated lumber for me to build a ramp to get into my house, and later on a plane ticket to go see my brother graduate as a marine.
#201 to #60 - flemsdfer ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
No, pinkdinosaur. I don't think that you must be religious to perform random acts of kindness. I only said that churches (most churches) use their collection money for good things, not greed as depicted. Don't jump to conclusions so quickly.
No, pinkdinosaur. I don't think that you must be religious to perform random acts of kindness. I only said that churches (most churches) use their collection money for good things, not greed as depicted. Don't jump to conclusions so quickly.
#162 - iamjustheretoroll (10/01/2013) [-]
**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #163 at Fairly odd ** mfw religon
#38 - Minnesota (09/30/2013) [-]
Eventually, this insight into the mechanics of western religion would reach Ned Flanders, causing him to rethink his purpose in life, leading to a life filled with murder, money, and meth.
User avatar #10 - chayio (09/30/2013) [-]
Prepare for massive atheist ********* : www.youtube.com/watch?v=90PWFEeRApA
User avatar #65 to #10 - chezburgadominator (10/01/2013) [-]
The movie looks like It could be an interesting movie to watch.
User avatar #139 to #10 - ztron (10/01/2013) [-]
It's like a movie version of those fedora atheist pictures.
User avatar #270 to #10 - YllekNayr (10/04/2013) [-]
Wow. This is about as stupid as I expected it to be.
User avatar #52 to #10 - mayormilkman (10/01/2013) [-]
I finally decided to check out the comments.

Why do I subject myself to such images?
User avatar #24 to #10 - ireallylikepotatoe (09/30/2013) [-]
Looks pretty interesting to me. Nice comparison between the two sides.

While the agnostics just laugh and laugh and laugh.
User avatar #93 to #24 - YllekNayr (10/01/2013) [-]
You don't really understand what agnosticism is.
#25 to #10 - chaosnazo (09/30/2013) [-]
Wow, they must be pretty Anal annihilated to make that
#130 to #73 - anon (10/01/2013) [-]
the amazing atheist the height of what wrongs with atheism nowadays, we makes the rest look like fedora wearing know it all confrontational neck beards obsessed with debate.
#197 to #130 - popeflatus (10/01/2013) [-]
TJ rocks! You have to point out lies when you hear them...other wise you'd still be living in the bronze age. Searching for truth requires challenges to popular beliefs and yes, people won't like them sometimes. If you believe that disease is caused by demons, as the Jesus character says in the bible, then don't bother with modern medicine.....if you believe the world is flat because it says so in the bible....careful not to fall off the edgy...er...edge.
#44 to #10 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (09/30/2013) [-]
That trailer may be the best thing I've seen all day.
That trailer may be the best thing I've seen all day.
#198 to #44 - popeflatus (10/01/2013) [-]
You should check out The Amazing Atheist's critique of it then.....much better!
User avatar #87 to #10 - lordreginald (10/01/2013) [-]
Hercules - DISAPPOINTED The movie itself makes no sense though, because failing him due to his outlook on religion is unconstitutional. Also, if the professors acting hasn't improved from his earlier films, it's going to BLOW.
His line in this scene was 'This isn't my world *disappointed*'
User avatar #18 to #10 - ihatem (09/30/2013) [-]
It's only 2 minutes and 43 seconds long and I'm having a harder time watching it all the way through than HEYYEYA 10 Hour videos.
User avatar #37 to #10 - helenwheels (09/30/2013) [-]
They call it a teaser trailer.
But I'm pretty sure that was the whole movie.
#145 - slowbroking (10/01/2013) [-]
>Every Man Made Organized Religion

I guess some religions were created by ******* dogs?
User avatar #50 to #3 - bladeboy (10/01/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure the church sends millions of dollars to aid Africa
#4 to #3 - I Am Monkey (09/30/2013) [-]
That was Benedict XVI. Francis got rid of all that crap.
He replaced the golden throne with a wood chair.
User avatar #5 to #4 - thechosentroll (09/30/2013) [-]
A wooden chair seems more fitting for a guy worshiping a dead carpenter.
User avatar #143 to #5 - hydraetis (10/01/2013) [-]
That makes a lot of sense.
User avatar #90 to #4 - mrhadrick (10/01/2013) [-]
pope francis is a pretty cool guy
#174 to #4 - venomthc (10/01/2013) [-]
So there is still hope for a Pope after Pope John Paul II?
So there is still hope for a Pope after Pope John Paul II?
#178 to #4 - Kleshay (10/01/2013) [-]
It's because, the church was losing all it's credibilities. Just think about the pedos, and those huge ******* golden crosses. They changed the pope, hoping not to lose all the remaining trust in the church. It's just like politics. This makes me want to vomit
#168 to #4 - luquaz (10/01/2013) [-]
he's still a faggot, though. idk why everyone is acting like he's the best person of all time. I guess it's just the apolegetics of this site; there are like a billion of them
he's still a faggot, though. idk why everyone is acting like he's the best person of all time. I guess it's just the apolegetics of this site; there are like a billion of them
#176 to #168 - anon (10/01/2013) [-]
Compared to the previous popes, Francis is a massive step forward in terms of progression for the church.

-He's twice said that Athiests can still go to heaven (despite the rest of the Church saying this is wrong)
-He doesn't give a damn if priests are gay (so long as they're celibate)

He might not be the best person of all time, but he's the best pope of modern times.
#211 to #4 - flikkyfilms (10/01/2013) [-]
and he said that gay people probably go to heaven.

I mean that's a plus...but he also said that he hates gay people.
User avatar #92 to #4 - YllekNayr (10/01/2013) [-]
Congrats on having a Pope that understands what PR is.
#8 to #4 - anon (09/30/2013) [-]
Better =/= Good
He's still a homophobic asshole who believes being gay is a choice
User avatar #21 to #8 - Ruspanic (09/30/2013) [-]
******* hell, dude, do you expect the Pope to stop being Catholic? Believing homosexuality is a choice doesn't make you an asshole, it just makes you wrong. And that's not so bad.
User avatar #96 to #21 - arstya (10/01/2013) [-]
Acting on the ignorance is what makes you an asshole. Has nothing to do with you if you're not gay.
User avatar #103 to #96 - Ruspanic (10/01/2013) [-]
The new Pope's not an asshole. Really. He's quite a nice guy. Just because he doesn't fully agree with your social issue of choice doesn't make him a bad guy.

Also, just because I'm not gay doesn't mean I can't express my opinions on the matter.
User avatar #258 to #103 - arstya (10/02/2013) [-]
I never said he was one. I only stated acting on your ignorance is what makes someone an asshole.
User avatar #262 to #258 - Ruspanic (10/02/2013) [-]
What do you mean by "acting on your ignorance"? Ignorance is simply the state of not knowing something.
User avatar #264 to #262 - arstya (10/02/2013) [-]
"I don't understand what that man is doing. I need to stop him!"
User avatar #265 to #264 - Ruspanic (10/02/2013) [-]
You think people don't understand how gay sex works?
User avatar #266 to #265 - arstya (10/03/2013) [-]
That's not...I... *sigh* Nevermind.
User avatar #11 to #8 - quoterox (09/30/2013) [-]
Better. A comparative form, meaning that he is comparing one to the other.

For example: Stalin killed fewer people than Mao Tsedong. He is thus, better at not being a murderous asshole. Still a murderous asshole, just less of one.

Francis is still a homophobic prick, but he's not a homophobic, self-centered, hypocritical prick.

Make sense?

tl;dr, I argue grammar with an anon.
User avatar #13 to #11 - randomathon (09/30/2013) [-]
Francis is actually fine with gay people and says they can still "get in to heaven".
User avatar #22 to #13 - alhemicar (09/30/2013) [-]
Gay people, but not gay sex.
User avatar #39 to #22 - Logicaltightrope (09/30/2013) [-]
From what I've heard, gay sex is just considered a sin in Catholicism, like a sexual sin, not something that would bar you entirely from heaven. Like stealing something, it's a sin, but not a mortal sin, like murder.

I believe Pope Francis believes this, too, so people having gay sex can still get into heaven just as well as the rest of us sinners, according to him and much of Christianity.
User avatar #40 to #39 - alhemicar (09/30/2013) [-]
No, I think he's much more strict on that, but there was a precise citation on him somewhere but I forgot the link, so don't take me literally on this.
I think before he was pope he said something like people who have gay sex will go to hell or something like that.
User avatar #14 to #13 - quoterox (09/30/2013) [-]

User avatar #16 to #14 - randomathon (09/30/2013) [-]
Yea, Francis is cool. He also says Atheists and everyone else are a-okay and they can all "get into heaven."
#42 to #16 - bigrog (09/30/2013) [-]
I call ******** of the atheist one. I will need a source.
User avatar #196 to #42 - hudis (10/01/2013) [-]
Is it hard to just google it yourself?
User avatar #23 to #16 - quoterox (09/30/2013) [-]
Damn. Looks like I'm going to heaven.
#27 to #23 - kommandantvideo (09/30/2013) [-]
Nobody cares about your faith
User avatar #28 to #27 - kommandantvideo (09/30/2013) [-]
Or lack thereof
#153 - deeznutss (10/01/2013) [-]
Euphoric Post OP, was it hard typing the title with the Doritos cheese stains on your hands?
#237 to #153 - hidanfangirl (10/01/2013) [-]
That makes me cringe. I'm having to use this a lot lately
#164 to #153 - nephritho (10/01/2013) [-]
One of the most cancerous pictures.
#199 to #164 - ragnarfag ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
lol no
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