Every Man Made Organized Religion Ever!. The Big 3! Christianity is man made. No God would make gay people and be homophobic! Islam is man made. No God would ma Every Man Made Organized Religion Ever! The Big 3! Christianity is man made No God would make gay people and be homophobic! Islam ma
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Every Man Made Organized Religion Ever!

 
Every Man Made Organized Religion Ever!. The Big 3! Christianity is man made. No God would make gay people and be homophobic! Islam is man made. No God would ma

The Big 3!

Christianity is man made.
No God would make gay people and be homophobic!

Islam is man made.
No God would make gay people and be homophobic!

Judaism is man made.
No God would make gay people and be homophobic!

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#2 - peachiist
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(09/30/2013) [-]
#152 to #2 - welcometoatl
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Live in Los Angeles County, I'm a Boston Celtics fan and an Atlanta Falcons fan.
#67 to #2 - shatt
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(10/01/2013) [-]
not really no, i am a football(soccer) fan im born in the north of my country but i root for a southern team
#175 to #67 - akg **User deleted account**
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(10/01/2013) [-]
why do you root for a southern team
#208 to #175 - shatt
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(10/01/2013) [-]
cuz i like it, and they're good
#240 to #208 - akg **User deleted account**
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(10/01/2013) [-]
so you're a bandwagoner
#241 to #240 - shatt
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(10/01/2013) [-]
by that logic everyone is a bandwagoner
#242 to #241 - akg **User deleted account**
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(10/01/2013) [-]
not really

I support my local team because they represent the place that I am from, not because they are good
#243 to #242 - shatt
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(10/01/2013) [-]
i like the team and they're a good team, my dad likes it as well, my city doesnt have a team but the state does but i have never been really linked with the state i was born, i moved when i was young
#244 to #243 - akg **User deleted account**
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(10/01/2013) [-]
That makes sense. I thought you were one of the "Live in Liverpool, but Man Utd is a better team so I'll better root for them" guys
#245 to #244 - shatt
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(10/01/2013) [-]
now that just sounds stupid, and Man Utd arent doing to well this season
#133 to #67 - kingrui
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Flamenguista de merda
#207 to #133 - shatt
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(10/01/2013) [-]
suck my fluminense dick
#249 to #207 - kingrui
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Índio que mora no meio do mato e ainda por cima não consegue torcer pra um time decente
#250 to #249 - shatt
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(10/01/2013) [-]
kkkkkkk
#100 to #67 - doomfish
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(10/01/2013) [-]
so you're someone who changed their religion.
#193 to #2 - niggastolemyname
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(10/01/2013) [-]
this is really true
#203 to #2 - imnotkickthecat
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Except I was born in cowboy country and root for the Texans.

Got you good bro.
#214 to #2 - fukkendragonite
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(10/01/2013) [-]
*with some exceptions.

Britfags like me know that there are loads of Manchester United fans in London for some reason.

Just like some people have a certain religion outside of the homeland of that religion. i.e. Lisa Simpson is a buddhist for some ****** up reason
#109 to #2 - mrbuu
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(10/01/2013) [-]
born and raised with non-religious parents in florida. I am a ohio state and christian. Granted dad is ohio state fan,but nothing was pushed on me. i went to church on own free will. and would root against my dads team in sports to spite him,but got annoyed when ohio state would never lose so i joined them (it was 2002 at the time. ,but i do know people who are christian/athiest/team because of parrents.
#212 to #109 - toosexyforyou
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Judging by your story, you still could be a Christian because of your parents. You joined sides with other sports teams to spite your dad but when your dads team won, you switched sides. You could have also joined Christianity to spite your dad because he's an Atheist although neither side will ever win/lose so you stuck with it.
#144 to #2 - douthit
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(10/01/2013) [-]
*sports, religion, and patriotism
#210 to #144 - toosexyforyou
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Adding patriotism to that list is just redundant.
#91 to #2 - coolcalx
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(10/01/2013) [-]
#1 - rabidaardvark
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(09/30/2013) [-]
You say 'man made religion' as if there is any other kind
#55 to #1 - ruckanucka
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Didn't some cultures worship **** like rivers and volcanoes? Like I mean would that be considered Religion even? It sure as **** ain't man-made, My baking soda and vinegar Volcanoes weren't even worth a pass in school let alone being worship worthy.
#72 to #55 - rabidaardvark
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(10/01/2013) [-]
I dont know if they worshipped them, rather they worshipped the dieties and spirits they thought those things were controlled by. anyway the belief in them would still be 'man-made', since no creature naturally develops a belief system, at least not to my knowledge
#74 to #72 - ruckanucka
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Fair enough. That makes sense.
#121 to #1 - dbrak
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(10/01/2013) [-]
you can't prove that a religion is 100% man-made/untrue.
#221 to #121 - rabidaardvark
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(10/01/2013) [-]
man-made is not the same as untrue. Man-made means it was created by man and didnt occur naturally. The theory of relativity is manmade but im pretty sure thats true. Wassnt trying to dis religion at all just questioning the use of words in the title.
#251 to #221 - dbrak
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(10/01/2013) [-]
I see where you're coming from, but technically isn't there a chance that a religion did start naturally? I mean, if one of them is true it would've started naturally.
#252 to #251 - rabidaardvark
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(10/01/2013) [-]
No other creature in nature has religion. So unless one religion IS true (which as an atheist i dont think so) they are man-made. I will probably get red thumbed for that but thats my stand on it.
#253 to #252 - dbrak
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(10/01/2013) [-]
red thumbed on funnyjunk for being athiest? I think not haha. I mean I'm not religious at all I was jussayin.
#30 to #1 - ilovehitler
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Don't you dare discriminate against dolphin religions.
#6 to #1 - thechosentroll
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(09/30/2013) [-]
We still don't know about alien religions.
#7 to #6 - rabidaardvark
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(09/30/2013) [-]
ok, but i thought the term 'man-made' generally just means anything made artificially rather than occuring naturally, otherwise you could exclude anything made by women.
#15 to #7 - okamiterasu
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Christianity would have you believe that woman is man made
#31 to #15 - rabidaardvark
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Not really, since Adam didnt actually make Eve, he just woke up in a bath full of ice with a missing rib and a note from God saying he should probably call an ambulance and that there was something neat waiting for him in the kitchen.
#68 to #31 - BloodyTurds ONLINE
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(10/01/2013) [-]
was it a sammich?
#71 to #68 - rabidaardvark
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(10/01/2013) [-]
more like a sammich maker
#3 - koolmoedee
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(09/30/2013) [-]
#50 to #3 - bladeboy
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(10/01/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure the church sends millions of dollars to aid Africa
#4 to #3 - I Am Monkey
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(09/30/2013) [-]
That was Benedict XVI. Francis got rid of all that crap.
He replaced the golden throne with a wood chair.
#5 to #4 - thechosentroll
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(09/30/2013) [-]
A wooden chair seems more fitting for a guy worshiping a dead carpenter.
#143 to #5 - hydraetis
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(10/01/2013) [-]
That makes a lot of sense.
#90 to #4 - mrhadrick
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(10/01/2013) [-]
pope francis is a pretty cool guy
#178 to #4 - Kleshay
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(10/01/2013) [-]
It's because, the church was losing all it's credibilities. Just think about the pedos, and those huge ******* golden crosses. They changed the pope, hoping not to lose all the remaining trust in the church. It's just like politics. This makes me want to vomit
#174 to #4 - venomthc ONLINE
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(10/01/2013) [-]
So there is still hope for a Pope after Pope John Paul II?
So there is still hope for a Pope after Pope John Paul II?
#211 to #4 - flikkyfilms
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(10/01/2013) [-]
and he said that gay people probably go to heaven.

I mean that's a plus...but he also said that he hates gay people.
#168 to #4 - luquaz
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(10/01/2013) [-]
he's still a faggot, though. idk why everyone is acting like he's the best person of all time. I guess it's just the apolegetics of this site; there are like a billion of them
he's still a faggot, though. idk why everyone is acting like he's the best person of all time. I guess it's just the apolegetics of this site; there are like a billion of them
#176 to #168 - anon
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Compared to the previous popes, Francis is a massive step forward in terms of progression for the church.

-He's twice said that Athiests can still go to heaven (despite the rest of the Church saying this is wrong)
-He doesn't give a damn if priests are gay (so long as they're celibate)

He might not be the best person of all time, but he's the best pope of modern times.
#92 to #4 - YllekNayr
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Congrats on having a Pope that understands what PR is.
#8 to #4 - anon
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Better =/= Good
He's still a homophobic asshole who believes being gay is a choice
#21 to #8 - Ruspanic
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(09/30/2013) [-]
******* hell, dude, do you expect the Pope to stop being Catholic? Believing homosexuality is a choice doesn't make you an asshole, it just makes you wrong. And that's not so bad.
#96 to #21 - arstya
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Acting on the ignorance is what makes you an asshole. Has nothing to do with you if you're not gay.
#103 to #96 - Ruspanic
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(10/01/2013) [-]
The new Pope's not an asshole. Really. He's quite a nice guy. Just because he doesn't fully agree with your social issue of choice doesn't make him a bad guy.

Also, just because I'm not gay doesn't mean I can't express my opinions on the matter.
#258 to #103 - arstya
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(10/02/2013) [-]
I never said he was one. I only stated acting on your ignorance is what makes someone an asshole.
#262 to #258 - Ruspanic
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(10/02/2013) [-]
What do you mean by "acting on your ignorance"? Ignorance is simply the state of not knowing something.
#264 to #262 - arstya
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(10/02/2013) [-]
"I don't understand what that man is doing. I need to stop him!"
#265 to #264 - Ruspanic
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(10/02/2013) [-]
You think people don't understand how gay sex works?
#266 to #265 - arstya
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(10/03/2013) [-]
That's not...I... *sigh* Nevermind.
#11 to #8 - quoterox
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Better. A comparative form, meaning that he is comparing one to the other.

For example: Stalin killed fewer people than Mao Tsedong. He is thus, better at not being a murderous asshole. Still a murderous asshole, just less of one.

Francis is still a homophobic prick, but he's not a homophobic, self-centered, hypocritical prick.

Make sense?

tl;dr, I argue grammar with an anon.
#13 to #11 - randomathon
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Francis is actually fine with gay people and says they can still "get in to heaven".
#22 to #13 - alhemicar
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Gay people, but not gay sex.
#39 to #22 - Logicaltightrope
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(09/30/2013) [-]
From what I've heard, gay sex is just considered a sin in Catholicism, like a sexual sin, not something that would bar you entirely from heaven. Like stealing something, it's a sin, but not a mortal sin, like murder.

I believe Pope Francis believes this, too, so people having gay sex can still get into heaven just as well as the rest of us sinners, according to him and much of Christianity.
#40 to #39 - alhemicar
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(09/30/2013) [-]
No, I think he's much more strict on that, but there was a precise citation on him somewhere but I forgot the link, so don't take me literally on this.
I think before he was pope he said something like people who have gay sex will go to hell or something like that.
#14 to #13 - quoterox
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Really?

Awesome.
#16 to #14 - randomathon
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Yea, Francis is cool. He also says Atheists and everyone else are a-okay and they can all "get into heaven."
#23 to #16 - quoterox
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Damn. Looks like I'm going to heaven.
#27 to #23 - kommandantvideo
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Nobody cares about your faith
#28 to #27 - kommandantvideo
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Or lack thereof
#42 to #16 - bigrog
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(09/30/2013) [-]
I call ******** of the atheist one. I will need a source.
#196 to #42 - hudis ONLINE
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Is it hard to just google it yourself?
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#45 - rambearclaw
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Rev. Lovejoy is a G
Rev. Lovejoy is a G
#108 - vivapinatapro
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(10/01/2013) [-]
OP's face
#206 to #108 - kroople
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(10/01/2013) [-]
here ya go
#134 - kingrui
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(10/01/2013) [-]
#163 to #134 - melwach
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(10/01/2013) [-]
No, no, no. I'm pretty sure god took a conference with his No 1 on earth. He didn't make that call alone.
#10 - chayio
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Prepare for massive atheist *********: www.youtube.com/watch?v=90PWFEeRApA
#24 to #10 - ireallylikepotatoe
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Looks pretty interesting to me. Nice comparison between the two sides.

While the agnostics just laugh and laugh and laugh.
#93 to #24 - YllekNayr
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(10/01/2013) [-]
You don't really understand what agnosticism is.
#65 to #10 - chezburgadominator
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(10/01/2013) [-]
The movie looks like It could be an interesting movie to watch.
#52 to #10 - mayormilkman
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(10/01/2013) [-]
I finally decided to check out the comments.

Why do I subject myself to such images?
#139 to #10 - ztron
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(10/01/2013) [-]
It's like a movie version of those fedora atheist pictures.
#270 to #10 - YllekNayr
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(10/04/2013) [-]
Wow. This is about as stupid as I expected it to be.
#25 to #10 - chaosnazo
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Wow, they must be pretty Anal annihilated to make that
#130 to #73 - anon
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(10/01/2013) [-]
the amazing atheist the height of what wrongs with atheism nowadays, we makes the rest look like fedora wearing know it all confrontational neck beards obsessed with debate.
#197 to #130 - popeflatus ONLINE
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(10/01/2013) [-]
TJ rocks! You have to point out lies when you hear them...other wise you'd still be living in the bronze age. Searching for truth requires challenges to popular beliefs and yes, people won't like them sometimes. If you believe that disease is caused by demons, as the Jesus character says in the bible, then don't bother with modern medicine.....if you believe the world is flat because it says so in the bible....careful not to fall off the edgy...er...edge.
#44 to #10 - jrondeau **User deleted account**
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(09/30/2013) [-]
That trailer may be the best thing I've seen all day.
That trailer may be the best thing I've seen all day.
#198 to #44 - popeflatus ONLINE
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(10/01/2013) [-]
You should check out The Amazing Atheist's critique of it then.....much better!
#87 to #10 - lordreginald
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Hercules - DISAPPOINTED The movie itself makes no sense though, because failing him due to his outlook on religion is unconstitutional. Also, if the professors acting hasn't improved from his earlier films, it's going to BLOW.
His line in this scene was 'This isn't my world *disappointed*'
#18 to #10 - ihatem
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(09/30/2013) [-]
It's only 2 minutes and 43 seconds long and I'm having a harder time watching it all the way through than HEYYEYA 10 Hour videos.
#37 to #10 - helenwheels
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(09/30/2013) [-]
They call it a teaser trailer.
But I'm pretty sure that was the whole movie.
#60 - flemsdfer
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Now, I have seen churches do good things with the money they collect. A local church around here has helped me out a few times. Donated lumber for me to build a ramp to get into my house, and later on a plane ticket to go see my brother graduate as a marine.
#201 to #60 - flemsdfer
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(10/01/2013) [-]
No, pinkdinosaur. I don't think that you must be religious to perform random acts of kindness. I only said that churches (most churches) use their collection money for good things, not greed as depicted. Don't jump to conclusions so quickly.
No, pinkdinosaur. I don't think that you must be religious to perform random acts of kindness. I only said that churches (most churches) use their collection money for good things, not greed as depicted. Don't jump to conclusions so quickly.
#153 - deeznutss
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Euphoric Post OP, was it hard typing the title with the Doritos cheese stains on your hands?
#237 to #153 - hidanfangirl
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(10/01/2013) [-]
That makes me cringe. I'm having to use this a lot lately
#164 to #153 - nephritho
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(10/01/2013) [-]
One of the most cancerous pictures.
#199 to #164 - ragnarfag
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(10/01/2013) [-]
lol no