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#3 - mrwightproductions
Reply +149
(09/30/2013) [-]
If they ate them how do they know how many times they stabbed them
#70 to #3 - potatophucker
Reply +1
(10/01/2013) [-]
They recorded it
#25 to #3 - WolfRider
Reply +3
(09/30/2013) [-]
yes
#26 to #3 - propanex
Reply +6
(09/30/2013) [-]
confessions.
#22 to #3 - randomwanker
Reply +8
(09/30/2013) [-]
Confession?
#6 to #3 - huszti
Reply +36
(09/30/2013) [-]
they didn't eat the wounds.
#51 to #6 - anon
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(10/01/2013) [-]
after being stabbed 600+ times how do you not eat a wound or two?
#83 to #51 - deathstare
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(10/01/2013) [-]
I'd find it very hard to eat any wounds after being stabbed any number of times.
#4 - fuckthepopo
Reply +111
(09/30/2013) [-]
Why not kill 666 teenagers by stabbing them once
#13 to #4 - moistnuggets
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#14 to #13 - fuckthepopo
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, but 666 less teenagers.
#16 to #14 - moistnuggets
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Glad you didn't notice the huge flaw in my math there.

Still, no one has the kind of patience needed to gather, stab, and eat 666 people. Not saying no one should...just saying it'd have to be some seriously dedicated Satanists
#17 to #16 - fuckthepopo
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Who said you needed to gather them?
#18 to #17 - moistnuggets
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(09/30/2013) [-]
From what I know of Satanism (which isn't much) the killings and eating are part of a ritual. Would be kind of pointless to just kill random people in the streets if your lord and master isn't paying attention.
#19 to #18 - fuckthepopo
Reply 0
(09/30/2013) [-]
Touché.
#57 to #4 - rjgnal ONLINE
Reply +1
(10/01/2013) [-]
and what if one teenager wont die? thats an awkward situation
#58 to #57 - fuckthepopo
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Penetrate them anally.
#9 - lonewolfjericho
Reply +43
(09/30/2013) [-]
I'm laughing so hard, I can't see.

"445, 446, 447, 449......wait, ****, Steve, I think I ****** up. Do I start over?" Best ******* line out of the whole thing.
#56 to #9 - anon
Reply 0
(10/01/2013) [-]
Le funny is le blinding me!!XDD
#71 to #9 - strikingeight
Reply 0
(10/01/2013) [-]
Nice to know you can read.
#12 to #9 - vampireinarm
Reply +4
(09/30/2013) [-]
Steve- "God ****** dammit Joey, this is the second time you do this in a month!"

Joey- "well i never passed astronomy!"
#79 to #12 - ahkillyou
Reply -1
(10/01/2013) [-]
Stop killing jokes by extending them longer than they need to be..
#21 - helenwheels
Reply +33
(09/30/2013) [-]
But how could the police even tell they where stabbed that many times if they ate them?
But how could the police even tell they where stabbed that many times if they ate them?
#49 to #21 - dairybun
Reply 0
(10/01/2013) [-]
I want to know who counted, and how you can fit that many stabbings onto one body
#69 to #21 - worried
Reply 0
(10/01/2013) [-]
confession??
#80 to #21 - therealtjthemedic
Reply 0
(10/01/2013) [-]
they didn't eat the stab wounds, duh
#28 to #21 - triggathepirate
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(09/30/2013) [-]
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#48 to #21 - fedexman
Reply +5
(10/01/2013) [-]
What the **** is wrong with the two women in the background?
What the **** is wrong with the two women in the background?
#10 - masterbates ONLINE
Reply +23
(09/30/2013) [-]
Why? For the glory of Satan of course!
#5 - thebilliam
Reply +18
(09/30/2013) [-]
If they really were Satan worshipers then I'd think the more strenuous and difficult the sacrifice, the more it would please their deity in their minds.
If they really were Satan worshipers then I'd think the more strenuous and difficult the sacrifice, the more it would please their deity in their minds.
#15 to #5 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
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(09/30/2013) [-]
You're actually right, in a way. Satan, as portrayed in actual Satanism (I mean like it's meant to be practiced, not like 'devil-worshipers' like those above do it) supports conflict, as conflict (note: not violence, but conflict) leads to personal growth and development of character.

So ya, if they were to truly make a ritual like that, the more difficult it would be, and the more they learn, the more it would make Satan happy.
#32 - houseofscarlet
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(10/01/2013) [-]
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#24 - abnormalgames
Reply +3
(09/30/2013) [-]
okaaaaayyyyyy
#27 to #24 - triggathepirate
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(09/30/2013) [-]
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#77 to #27 - cazabrow
Reply 0
(10/01/2013) [-]
w...why did someone write "worried laughter" over the original "Worried Laughter" now all i can look at is how annoying that is.
#92 to #77 - triggathepirate
Reply 0
(10/02/2013) [-]
You can take your pseudo OCD and shove it up yer arse.
You can take your pseudo OCD and shove it up yer arse.
#43 - mitchr
Reply 0
(10/01/2013) [-]
Soon... Soon...
#44 to #43 - mitchr
Reply +6
(10/01/2013) [-]
IT IS COMPLETE!
#23 - lolsrsslybro
Reply +5
(09/30/2013) [-]
smh ... people actually debate about stuff without even considering it's legitimacy.
#76 to #23 - thebesttrumpeteer
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(10/01/2013) [-]
i have a seemingly racist question that is totally legitimate nonetheless. are you by chance black? just because i have literally never seen a white person use smh and i'm curious if i'm allowed to use it or not.
i have a seemingly racist question that is totally legitimate nonetheless. are you by chance black? just because i have literally never seen a white person use smh and i'm curious if i'm allowed to use it or not.
#90 to #76 - lolsrsslybro
Reply 0
(10/01/2013) [-]
I'm actually Filipino. The fact that you left out the possibility of other races makes me question why your original question is seemingly racist.
#91 to #90 - thebesttrumpeteer
Reply 0
(10/01/2013) [-]
well non-white then. still don't know if i'm allowed to or not but i guess it doesn't matter. smh