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#5 - fantomen
Reply +330
(09/30/2013) [-]
There are always good stories on /k/.
Paramedics tend to have really good ones, here's an example.
#162 to #5 - theincrediblemrk
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(10/01/2013) [-]
That was ******* brilliant.
#102 to #5 - elcreepo
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(09/30/2013) [-]
More please. PM them if you can.
#106 to #102 - fantomen
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(09/30/2013) [-]
How about going to /k/ and finding some yourself you lazy cunt?!
#108 to #106 - elcreepo
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Because I don't feel like sifting through garbage.
#161 to #108 - fantomen
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(10/01/2013) [-]
it was just a bad a joke dude. But seriously, I have a ******** /k/ folder, and I really cant go though it all for some stranger on FJ.
#85 to #5 - ICEDgrunge
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(09/30/2013) [-]
"Having a completely bisected lung tends to severely impact one's survival potential"   
   
I've never heard words more wise come from any written text.
"Having a completely bisected lung tends to severely impact one's survival potential"

I've never heard words more wise come from any written text.
#83 to #5 - thesinful
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(09/30/2013) [-]
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#65 to #5 - fbiagent
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(09/30/2013) [-]
my favorite is the one about the army medic who "****** a dude in the ass just to prove [he] would"
#69 to #65 - fantomen
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(09/30/2013) [-]
This one?
#70 to #69 - fbiagent
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(09/30/2013) [-]
yes! that one exactly haha thats my favorite one

i deleted all my /k/ stuff a few months ago for some odd reason...
#66 to #65 - fbiagent
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(09/30/2013) [-]
>got no more males after that
#62 to #5 - optimussum
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(09/30/2013) [-]
I swear, 4chan has the best story tellers
#56 to #5 - leafonthewind
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(09/30/2013) [-]
"durr raffle"
#52 to #5 - rabidaardvark
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Pure unabashed shear goddam brilliance right there
Pure unabashed shear goddam brilliance right there
#43 to #5 - lgninjaleetful
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(09/30/2013) [-]
what is k again?
#45 to #43 - fantomen
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(09/30/2013) [-]
/guns&weapons/
#48 to #45 - lgninjaleetful
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(09/30/2013) [-]
thanks sir.
#34 to #5 - ompalomper
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(09/30/2013) [-]
#29 to #5 - jacobomexicano
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(09/30/2013) [-]
"durr raffle" oh dear lord
"durr raffle" oh dear lord
#26 to #5 - plwmar
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(09/30/2013) [-]
LOLING SO HARD!!!
#25 to #5 - PVTDickStryker
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(09/30/2013) [-]
"...Redguards"
#33 to #25 - fantomen
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(09/30/2013) [-]
For the longest time you got auto-banned when using the word "******" or the word "jew" on /k/.
So there was an epic thread where it was decided that the term "redguard" should be used, because they have negative intelligence in Oblivion which was found to be hilarious.

Before that the term "Upstanding African American citizen" was frequently used, but it was a bit tedious to type.
#38 to #33 - trivdiego
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(09/30/2013) [-]
why would someone get banned for that and why was it on that board specifically?
#44 to #38 - fantomen
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Before the creation of /pol/ most of the /pol/-content and opinions were on a board called /new/, for (incredibly biased) news.
Because /k/ is a fairly right wing board /new/ contents and users would pretty often spill over onto /k/. So to prevent /k/ just turning into /new/ you got auto-banned for a day for using the words ****** or jew on /k/. And in the b& message it would say "keep /new/ off of /k/", to make sure people knew where to post random racist posts on /new/ instead of /k/.

So if you wanted to post something like a greentext containing any of those words you needed to use alt-codes to avoid getting auto-banned. However it had the side effect of keeping small children, /b/-tards, and newfags away from the /k/-board. Something which would be greatly appreciated these days. Now /k/ is unreadable before 2AM because it's crammed full of ponyfags and small children discussing airsoft and anime.
#51 to #44 - pentol [OP] ONLINE
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(09/30/2013) [-]
/k/ was the official friendship board of /mlp/ for some months after /mlp/'s creation.
this period is over, and /k/ is just as hostile to /mlp/ as any other board nowadays. airsoft is still around for mysterious reasons. /asp/ exists.
#54 to #51 - fantomen
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(09/30/2013) [-]
"/k/ was the official friendship board of /mlp/ for some months after /mlp/'s creation"

I call ********.
Posting ANY MLP content outside of /mlp/ was severely bannable as soon as /mlp/board was created. I even remember seeing a guy on /k/ getting banned for posting a photo of a bullet-riddled MLP poster he took into the desert to shoot. People even got banned for just saying that they liked the show.
#46 to #44 - trivdiego
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(09/30/2013) [-]
but for real
but for real
#18 to #5 - mattdoggy
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(09/30/2013) [-]
"explosively redistributed"   
"as is the custom when fatally stabbed"   
"nobody kills redneck A and gets away with it"   
   
whoever wrote this is a beautiful person and should be writing novels
"explosively redistributed"
"as is the custom when fatally stabbed"
"nobody kills redneck A and gets away with it"

whoever wrote this is a beautiful person and should be writing novels
#16 to #5 - spacetequila
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(09/30/2013) [-]
boom headshot, and the crowd goes wild

Probably the single greatest line I've ever read from 4chan.
#13 to #5 - kenbizzle
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#9 to #5 - capnfappy
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(09/30/2013) [-]
MFW Explosively redistributed
MFW Explosively redistributed
#58 to #9 - fantomen
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Considering this is what happens when you nail something with a ".30-30 durr raffle"    
I have to say that "explosively redistributed" is the correct term to describe the situation.
Considering this is what happens when you nail something with a ".30-30 durr raffle"
I have to say that "explosively redistributed" is the correct term to describe the situation.
#151 to #58 - mytrakytra
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Watermelons are a bad example though. The bullet must have hit more towards the left or right side taking a large chunk out. If it were near the middle it would more splatter blood and bits of skull.