Discharge your "guns". . glistening to music up my man cave sgf says she is going to the store seaside it' s time for a mp swart a few minutes after she left sa
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Discharge your "guns"

glistening to music
up my man cave
sgf says she is going to the store
seaside it' s time for a mp
swart a few minutes after she left
satrap naked because that' s how I do
fer that perfect mp video
stetting close hearths door spen and shut
sshit my computer down but keep fapping hoping gskill same down and finish me off
seaside I am going to surprise her and has the second she walks in (seemed better at the time)
shear sameone walking down the stairs
seaside to stand forthis
sas the door spens shoot my load all sum same dude in a ski mask
literally fall back stunned and reach for my gun
she is yelling wtf
sheld him at gunpoint until the saps same
ssup asks what is all sheathe guys shirt and pants
and give my statement
can still hearth's laughing-.
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Submitted: 09/30/2013
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#5 - fantomen (09/30/2013) [+] (34 replies)
There are always good stories on /k/.
Paramedics tend to have really good ones, here's an example.
#11 - teranin ONLINE (09/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#4 - hallis (09/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
what's the point of grabbing a guns since you already shoot him
#1 - therealslim ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
Fucking amazing
Fucking amazing
#40 - killerblue (09/30/2013) [-]
Looks like he came to the wrong place
User avatar #68 - mrgoodlove (09/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I guess you can say he came into the wrong house
#50 - amil (09/30/2013) [-]
Burglar's FW
#23 - studbeefpile (09/30/2013) [-]
>Intruder's fw
#21 - nylak (09/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
It's shit like this that makes me appreciate having dogs, which is going to sound really stupid until you experience how nice it is for yourself.

And by that, I mean, I have my dog, who barks stupidly at everyone who walks near the house that he doesn't know (or will probably eat them if they somehow wander in, because he has some issues), and then I have my girlfriend's dog, who somehow recognizes both of our cars coming down the street and will do a happy-run-around-the-house whenever one of us drives near. So I have two lovely alarms that let me know when someone-not-of-the-house is coming, and when someone-I-need-to-put-my-porn-away-for is coming.

...It's very convenient.
#150 - smeckles (10/01/2013) [-]
I guess that guy came at the right time
I guess that guy came at the right time
User avatar #31 - thelastamerican (09/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Oh come on, that's just a dick move. Waiting for your girlfriend to come in the door after running errands just to jizz on her? Unless she's into that I guess.
#39 - ItsMeBaby ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
hfw he came on the burglar
#20 - anonymous (09/30/2013) [-]
He tried to steal your stuff.
You stole his dignity.

9/10, cool story OP.
#30 - maaarknuuuut ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
yfw he walked in
#94 - kompleteciller (09/30/2013) [-]
i think the burgler was just waiting for that moment
#71 - mustbethatguy (09/30/2013) [-]
Girlfriend going to store?
#22 - mudkipftw ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
I almost just burst out laughing during Calculus
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