I would pay money to see this. . l will be buried in a spring loaded casket filled with confetti, and a future archaeologist will have one awesome day at work.. Put a speaker rig on it to play space jam upon eject.
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User avatar #5 - snakefire (09/30/2013) [-]
Put a speaker rig on it to play space jam upon eject.
User avatar #56 to #5 - gobnick (09/30/2013) [-]
wait. set a pressure activated rig into the lid of the coffin, so when they get enough dirt off of it, they'll hear it muffled at first, and start digging faster, and when they finally get the coffin open it actually gets to the good part of the song. "hey you, whatcha gon' do?!"
User avatar #62 to #5 - deescalation ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
hey you, whatcha gonna do?
#18 - wcpapier ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
i want to be buried with a fake bottom with nothing but a string in the top layer.
#13 - maaarknuuuut (09/30/2013) [-]
.....or a heart attack
User avatar #52 to #13 - Durp (09/30/2013) [-]
Well he can just fall into the coffin so..I guess it still works?
#1 - whatevsnicktrololo (09/29/2013) [-]
In history books, it will be called a sarcoFAGus.
User avatar #60 to #59 - whatevsnicktrololo (09/30/2013) [-]
Gonna save this for future pun-telling. Thank you.
User avatar #34 - captainstinkypinky (09/30/2013) [-]
I want to be cremated, then cooked into a cake thats a scale replica of me, then everyone who comes to my funeral has to eat a piece.
User avatar #47 to #34 - captainstinkypinky (09/30/2013) [-]
Dont lie, it's the best damn idea you've ever heard
#37 to #34 - warioteam (09/30/2013) [-]
wat
wat
#4 - actionjonny (09/30/2013) [-]
What kind of jack won't help you fix a flat, or score a royal flush, or plug your phone in? The answer may surprise you.
#22 to #4 - noutvissers (09/30/2013) [-]
A lumberjack?
A lumberjack?
#26 to #4 - dudereaper (09/30/2013) [-]
Venture brother, do you happen to have anymore related .gifs?
#36 to #26 - actionjonny (09/30/2013) [-]
Unfortunately, no. My reaction folder is lacking as it is. But I'm always looking for more!
#68 to #4 - cramperzombie (09/30/2013) [-]
Flat, flush, phone. Boggles you fiend, what does it mean?!
#39 - ninjabadger (09/30/2013) [-]
Why use confetti?

Why not, say, darts? Or explosives....



#64 to #39 - spanishninja (09/30/2013) [-]
poisonous gas anyone?
User avatar #21 - GEARBOY (09/30/2013) [-]
Grave Robbing and Grave Desecration (destruction and disturbing a grave) is a criminal offence and it ranges from misdemeanor in some states to felony charges in others....



Yes I'm fun at parties...
User avatar #23 to #21 - theugandanhero (09/30/2013) [-]
So are dead people.
User avatar #24 - bitchplzzz (09/30/2013) [-]
When I die, I want to be buried with a rolled up paper of the biggest **** YOU letter to an old friend of mine


I still hate you, you thieving ****
User avatar #27 to #24 - daviid (09/30/2013) [-]
what do?
User avatar #28 to #27 - bitchplzzz (09/30/2013) [-]
****** stole money from me just to see some cunt he knew for a week down in some ********
User avatar #35 to #28 - carefreedude (09/30/2013) [-]
Was she at least hot? Cause that would be even worse if she was ugly.
User avatar #38 to #35 - bitchplzzz (09/30/2013) [-]
Well, shes not special, 6-7/10 on my charts.
User avatar #65 to #38 - carefreedude (09/30/2013) [-]
Yeah. He deserves the **** YOU letter.
User avatar #29 to #28 - daviid (09/30/2013) [-]
thats horrible,

**** that ****
User avatar #46 - wolvesbrickwall (09/30/2013) [-]
Have it launch at your funeral while "It's Raining Men" plays
User avatar #33 - zytherman ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
When I die, i want to be cremated, but get my best friend to have a tape play as im going into the furnace, the tape will have me talking saying "What, where am I? Hey, LET ME OUT OH **** THIS HURTS"
Then "Burn baby Burn" would start blasting.

#45 - icametocomment (09/30/2013) [-]
Now I want to do this.
#20 - aflabagargh (09/30/2013) [-]
**aflabagargh rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at I'm not such a bad parent after all ** What I will be buried in.
#61 - flashtopic (09/30/2013) [-]
why the hell would someone just dig up some random guys casket..
User avatar #55 - miia ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
Except nobody is going to bother digging you up you useless piece of ****
#54 - ochsderp (09/30/2013) [-]
**ochsderp rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at This Week In Science (9/16/13) ** Bury this with me.
User avatar #16 - rieskimo (09/30/2013) [-]
How I want to be buried
Buried Face Down
inb4 5edgy7me, also sorry about the quality it's the only video I could find on such a short search.
User avatar #10 - eddio ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
Then the confetti is eaten by mould, and when he opens it up he is covered in a disgusting range of fungi thereby ruining his day.
#8 - Cashbee (09/30/2013) [-]
actually i dont think confetti will stay confetti for long
#9 to #8 - Polomaster (09/30/2013) [-]
Plastic?
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