I would pay money to see this. . l will be buried in a spring loaded casket filled with confetti, and a future archaeologist will have one awesome day at work.. Put a speaker rig on it to play space jam upon eject.
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I would pay money to see this

l will be buried in a spring loaded casket filled with
confetti, and a future archaeologist will have one
awesome day at work.
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User avatar #5 - snakefire (09/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Put a speaker rig on it to play space jam upon eject.
#18 - wcpapier ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
i want to be buried with a fake bottom with nothing but a string in the top layer.
#13 - maaarknuuuut ONLINE (09/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
.....or a heart attack
#4 - actionjonny (09/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
What kind of jack won't help you fix a flat, or score a royal flush, or plug your phone in? The answer may surprise you.
#1 - whatevsnicktrololo (09/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
In history books, it will be called a sarcoFAGus.
User avatar #34 - captainstinkypinky (09/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I want to be cremated, then cooked into a cake thats a scale replica of me, then everyone who comes to my funeral has to eat a piece.
User avatar #24 - bitchplzzz (09/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
When I die, I want to be buried with a rolled up paper of the biggest FUCK YOU letter to an old friend of mine


I still hate you, you thieving fuck
#39 - ninjabadger ONLINE (09/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why use confetti?

Why not, say, darts? Or explosives....



User avatar #21 - GEARBOY (09/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Grave Robbing and Grave Desecration (destruction and disturbing a grave) is a criminal offence and it ranges from misdemeanor in some states to felony charges in others....



Yes I'm fun at parties...
User avatar #46 - wolvesbrickwall (09/30/2013) [-]
Have it launch at your funeral while "It's Raining Men" plays
User avatar #33 - zytherman (09/30/2013) [-]
When I die, i want to be cremated, but get my best friend to have a tape play as im going into the furnace, the tape will have me talking saying "What, where am I? Hey, LET ME OUT OH FUCK THIS HURTS"
Then "Burn baby Burn" would start blasting.

#45 - icametocomment (09/30/2013) [-]
Now I want to do this.
#20 - aflabagargh ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
**aflabagargh rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at I'm not such a bad parent after all ** What I will be buried in.
#61 - flashtopic (09/30/2013) [-]
why the hell would someone just dig up some random guys casket..
User avatar #55 - miia ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
Except nobody is going to bother digging you up you useless piece of shit
#54 - ochsderp (09/30/2013) [-]
**ochsderp rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at This Week In Science (9/16/13) ** Bury this with me.
#8 - Cashbee (09/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
actually i dont think confetti will stay confetti for long
#3 - imcadence (09/30/2013) [-]
**imcadence rolled a random image posted in comment #55 at Post your WallPaper ** archaeologist face when
#2 - rullgardintre (09/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**rullgardintre rolled a random comment #28 posted by TheMather at Aang's Family in Color ** :
Yeah, no. She'll die shortly after her third great grandchild is born, and since its seems neither Bumi or Kya has any kids and I doubt Nickelodeon's going to be messing around with teen pregnancy, that'll beat least 8 years from now (in which case it'd be Jinora having triplets at the age of 18, which is still really unlikely).

what he will actually find
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