I would pay money to see this. . l will be buried in a spring loaded casket filled with confetti, and a future archaeologist will have one awesome day at work.. Put a speaker rig on it to play space jam upon eject.
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User avatar #5 - snakefire (09/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Put a speaker rig on it to play space jam upon eject.
#18 - wcpapier ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
i want to be buried with a fake bottom with nothing but a string in the top layer.
#13 - maaarknuuuut (09/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
.....or a heart attack
#4 - actionjonny (09/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
What kind of jack won't help you fix a flat, or score a royal flush, or plug your phone in? The answer may surprise you.
#1 - whatevsnicktrololo (09/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
In history books, it will be called a sarcoFAGus.
User avatar #34 - captainstinkypinky (09/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I want to be cremated, then cooked into a cake thats a scale replica of me, then everyone who comes to my funeral has to eat a piece.
User avatar #24 - bitchplzzz (09/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
When I die, I want to be buried with a rolled up paper of the biggest **** YOU letter to an old friend of mine

I still hate you, you thieving ****
#39 - ninjabadger ONLINE (09/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why use confetti?

Why not, say, darts? Or explosives....

User avatar #21 - GEARBOY (09/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Grave Robbing and Grave Desecration (destruction and disturbing a grave) is a criminal offence and it ranges from misdemeanor in some states to felony charges in others....

Yes I'm fun at parties...
User avatar #46 - wolvesbrickwall (09/30/2013) [-]
Have it launch at your funeral while "It's Raining Men" plays
User avatar #33 - zytherman (09/30/2013) [-]
When I die, i want to be cremated, but get my best friend to have a tape play as im going into the furnace, the tape will have me talking saying "What, where am I? Hey, LET ME OUT OH **** THIS HURTS"
Then "Burn baby Burn" would start blasting.

#45 - icametocomment (09/30/2013) [-]
Now I want to do this.
#20 - aflabagargh (09/30/2013) [-]
**aflabagargh rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at I'm not such a bad parent after all ** What I will be buried in.
#61 - flashtopic (09/30/2013) [-]
why the hell would someone just dig up some random guys casket..
User avatar #55 - miia ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
Except nobody is going to bother digging you up you useless piece of ****
#54 - ochsderp (09/30/2013) [-]
**ochsderp rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at This Week In Science (9/16/13) ** Bury this with me.
User avatar #16 - rieskimo (09/30/2013) [-]
How I want to be buried
Buried Face Down
inb4 5edgy7me, also sorry about the quality it's the only video I could find on such a short search.
User avatar #10 - eddio ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
Then the confetti is eaten by mould, and when he opens it up he is covered in a disgusting range of fungi thereby ruining his day.
#8 - Cashbee (09/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
actually i dont think confetti will stay confetti for long
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