(untitled). .. I just set this as my alarm. Haven't been late in months.
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#11 - thechosentroll (09/30/2013) [-]
Good Morning + LYRICS [Official] by PSYCHOSTICK I just set this as my alarm. Haven't been late in months.
User avatar #102 to #11 - majormoron (09/30/2013) [-]
>just set
>late in months
Pick one

But seriously, that's really funny
User avatar #103 to #102 - thechosentroll (09/30/2013) [-]
I mean "just" as in "simply", not "recently". I simply set this as my alarm.
User avatar #104 to #103 - majormoron (09/30/2013) [-]
Whoops. My bad. Those alternate meanings are pesky sometimes.
#23 to #11 - nylak (09/30/2013) [-]
That is just fantastic.  I must use this.
That is just fantastic. I must use this.
User avatar #22 to #11 - mitchr (09/30/2013) [-]
This is amazing.
#19 - camsaint (09/30/2013) [-]
I'd rather this
#20 to #19 - asgardianleo (09/30/2013) [-]
Do people who do this not know of the snooze option? I mean I'd be much simpler to simply give a 5-minute snooze option on a single alarm than going through the trouble of creating 7 freakin alarms
User avatar #21 to #20 - furrdurr (09/30/2013) [-]
I usually set multiple alarms because I will turn the first one off in my sleep.
User avatar #52 to #21 - ludislavonac (09/30/2013) [-]
Why don't you just put your cellphone further away? Then you have to stand up to shut down the alarm, works for me
User avatar #75 to #52 - furrdurr (09/30/2013) [-]
Because that would require me to get up before I am awake
User avatar #69 to #52 - swagloon (09/30/2013) [-]
Because I wouldn't hear it.
User avatar #71 to #69 - ludislavonac (09/30/2013) [-]
Like seriously? You put it half a meter away and you wouldn't hear it? Yeah right
User avatar #72 to #71 - swagloon (09/30/2013) [-]
I sleep heavy. My alarm clock is right next to my face and sometimes I don't hear it go off; that is why I have my cell to slowly get me up.
User avatar #73 to #72 - ludislavonac (09/30/2013) [-]
You're blessed then, I sleep light and most noises can wake me up, it sucks. Though my biggest problem is actually to get out of my bed, so I put the cell phone away.
User avatar #101 to #52 - confusedasian (09/30/2013) [-]
I tried that. I get up to turn it off.


Then I go back to bed and sleep.
User avatar #64 to #20 - switchy (09/30/2013) [-]
I instinctively hit dismiss, not snooze. So one alarm wouldn't do a damn thing to wake me up
User avatar #42 to #20 - noisia (09/30/2013) [-]
Just telling you this cos of why not:
Snooze lasts for 9 minutes.
#67 to #42 - spikedude (09/30/2013) [-]
Just telling you this cos of why not:
There's an app for that.
(itunes.apple.com/us/app/alarm-clock-pro/id335678373?mt=8#)
#10 - sphinxe (09/30/2013) [-]
I do my makeup on the train.   
   
 Get on my level.
I do my makeup on the train.

Get on my level.
#35 - sloot (09/30/2013) [-]
Rise and shine - Athlete and running ultimate motivation

Listening to this every morning helps me get motivated to work out before class
User avatar #39 to #35 - lafuriaroja (09/30/2013) [-]
I, too, watch this video often. Especially when I've felt my drive to work out waning. It kicks me back into high gear and reminds me why I like being in shape in the first place.
#41 to #39 - sloot (09/30/2013) [-]
same here. I set it to go off a few minutes after my first alarm every morning so when it is done playing I am amped and ready to go lift and run
#95 to #35 - toastedgoats (09/30/2013) [-]
is there a link to download this?
#99 to #95 - sloot (09/30/2013) [-]
just go to this website and paste the youtube url and in will download an mp3

www.youtube-mp3.org/
#100 - josieabby (09/30/2013) [-]
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#85 - xnotcreative (09/30/2013) [-]
I used to put my phone on vibrate alarm and keep it on the edge of a shelf above my bed so that when it's time to wake up, the vibrations can carry the phone, fall off the shelf and hit me in the face.

I had to stop because the phone cracked and it would miss more than half the time.
User avatar #36 - whiplasher (09/30/2013) [-]
Thanks for the cool filter, mate, it really makes the image much better.
#46 - srapture (09/30/2013) [-]
I set 10 alarms, 2 minutes away from each other. They all come back around from pressing the sleep button to snooze as well. Eventually, I manage to wake up. Woop.
I set 10 alarms, 2 minutes away from each other. They all come back around from pressing the sleep button to snooze as well. Eventually, I manage to wake up. Woop.
#51 - sweetellie (09/30/2013) [-]
I'm ugly no matter what time I wake up. I don't usually wear make up, but even the few times I've worn it I still didn't look presentable.
I'm ugly no matter what time I wake up. I don't usually wear make up, but even the few times I've worn it I still didn't look presentable.
User avatar #54 to #51 - danyoung (09/30/2013) [-]
Pics or didn't happend.
#55 to #54 - sweetellie (09/30/2013) [-]
I don't post pictures of myself on Fj. For obvious reasons.
I don't post pictures of myself on Fj. For obvious reasons.
#56 to #55 - danyoung (09/30/2013) [-]
It´s ok, did not expect you do this anyway, i will say you are beuty no matter what the people says, if you are ugly its because you say you are. Have a good day.
It´s ok, did not expect you do this anyway, i will say you are beuty no matter what the people says, if you are ugly its because you say you are. Have a good day.
#61 - dirtyharrypegs (09/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #70 to #61 - mustlol (09/30/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ I cringed
#91 to #61 - ragdollomg (09/30/2013) [-]
what the actual **** did i read
User avatar #98 to #61 - lesolan (09/30/2013) [-]
I kinda wanna know how it resolved in the end...
User avatar #1 - deadadventurer (09/29/2013) [-]
I have something similar, instead of comments it just plays 3 different deathmetal songs.
User avatar #107 to #1 - deadadventurer (10/01/2013) [-]
When I wrote this I did not realise how many Justin Bieber Fans there were on FJ...
#40 to #1 - toastableduckling (09/30/2013) [-]
Death metal is ear wrenching and annoying, I would hate to hear that when I wake up.
User avatar #92 to #40 - mrdrpage (09/30/2013) [-]
Yes, let's play the Lazy Song by Bruno Mars. That will definitely wake me up.
#106 to #92 - toastableduckling (10/01/2013) [-]
Or just a normal alarm
User avatar #16 to #1 - rippercrust (09/30/2013) [-]
What songs?
#18 to #16 - podkan (09/30/2013) [-]
Nickelback's How you remind me, lullaby and trying not to love you
no dubstep included
#24 to #18 - darshian (09/30/2013) [-]
All dubstep remixes*
#68 to #16 - spikedude (09/30/2013) [-]
"Such Great Heights" by Postal Service, "Cute without the E" by Taking Back Sunday, and "Saying Sorry" by Hawthorne Heights. Super hardcore stuff.
"Such Great Heights" by Postal Service, "Cute without the E" by Taking Back Sunday, and "Saying Sorry" by Hawthorne Heights. Super hardcore stuff.
User avatar #105 to #16 - deadadventurer (09/30/2013) [-]
Well now that you ask, I realise it's not exactly deathmetal It's two Deathcore songs and one irishfolk rock song. (can't remember when I set it like that)

First song is Hate Creation from Whitechapel.
Second song is (Cult)uralist from Whitechapel
Last song is I'm Shipping up to Boston from Dropkick Murphys.

btw I just wrote deathmetal because I originally didn't feel like elaborating, but **** ***** , what's up with those thumbs?
#6 to #1 - pudgykoala (09/30/2013) [-]
So hardcore man! ******* faggot
User avatar #3 - mimko (09/30/2013) [-]
she probly has to get up to destroy her hair with various chemicals and make the pancake that will be her face covered in makeup **** that **** i get up comb my hair and apply eyeliner if needed at most natural is the way to go
#47 to #3 - dudereaper (09/30/2013) [-]
Don't see why the thumbs, you simply stated an opinion fj doesn't really like other people's opinions....
#58 to #47 - myshipsailedwoutme (09/30/2013) [-]
A bitchy, judgmental opinion.
#108 to #58 - dudereaper (10/01/2013) [-]
As if this isn't....
#111 to #108 - myshipsailedwoutme (10/01/2013) [-]
By the way, I hate that whole "don't thumb me down just because you don't like my opinion" ******** . Most comments on here are opinions. Racism is an "opinion", supporting rape is an "opinion", advocating genocide is an "opinion". Does that mean that people can't say "wow, you're a ****** person for having that opinion?" No. Our actions and opinions are what define us and there's nothing wrong with judging them.
#109 to #108 - myshipsailedwoutme (10/01/2013) [-]
Sometimes passing judgement is justified. There's a big difference between judging an harmful opinion and judging someone based purely on their personal choice of style/looks. That's just petty, rude, and unnecessary and I reserve the right to point that out.
#110 to #109 - myshipsailedwoutme (10/01/2013) [-]
*a harmful opinion
User avatar #76 to #3 - flutterdashrainbow (09/30/2013) [-]
Don't be that guy.
#33 to #3 - nimblewalrus (09/30/2013) [-]
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#4 to #3 - icecreamonnips (09/30/2013) [-]
and yet here you are, on FJ in the middle of the night
#26 to #4 - harrisonfordor (09/30/2013) [-]
Depends where you live.
User avatar #5 to #4 - mimko (09/30/2013) [-]
hubby gets outta work in 25 mins i was staying up for him
#9 to #3 - fizzor (09/30/2013) [-]
No one gives a 			****		.
No one gives a **** .
User avatar #12 to #3 - ragingbrony ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
Oh my god use some punctuation, for ****** sake!
User avatar #14 to #12 - gragasvlad (09/30/2013) [-]
On the internet you need to be able to read texts without punctuation.
User avatar #78 to #14 - ragingbrony ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
There's a limit to how long you can go without using punctuation, and she passed it by a lot.

Plus, nearly all of her comments are like this
User avatar #44 to #12 - theshadowed (09/30/2013) [-]
Its like ******* tumblr
User avatar #80 to #12 - kroople (09/30/2013) [-]
lol
It's funny because the punctuation in your sentence is not very good. Here's how I would phrase it: Oh my god. Use some punctuation for ****** sake!
User avatar #82 to #80 - ragingbrony ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
At least I had punctuation!
#28 to #12 - rakoom (09/30/2013) [-]
Considering the nature of the text

That was the purpose.
#7 to #3 - pudgykoala (09/30/2013) [-]
"Wah wah I'm ugly men should love me instead of girls that put effort into their appearance. God I'm superior" ****** cunt
User avatar #27 to #7 - nervaaurelius (09/30/2013) [-]
woah woah so in every other post with girls and no make up there's always a bunch of guys like "I actually don't like makeup on girls" and he gets thumbed up yet when a girl says she doesn't wear make up all you guys bitch at her? Funnyjunk is bipolar.
User avatar #29 to #27 - rieskimo (09/30/2013) [-]
She sounds like she's attention whoring as well as she's acting superior to chicks that do put on make up, it's not an attractive look. Even if she was cute I don't know if she is or isn't , it still sounds bitchy.
User avatar #30 to #29 - nervaaurelius (09/30/2013) [-]
Oh I'm not disagreeing. I'm just pointing out Funnyjunks flip flopping on issues.
User avatar #31 to #30 - rieskimo (09/30/2013) [-]
And I pointed out that with or without make up wasn't the argument, therefore FJ isn't "flip flopping" on any issues. FJ doesn't care for attention whores(generally) and the reaction is negative especially when said attention whore is acting bitchy.

There is no flip flopping here, you're just confusing the issue.
#43 to #27 - pudgykoala (09/30/2013) [-]
White knights my friend. I point them out to, but usually get banned from the red thumbs because pathetic virgins want to show how low their standards are
User avatar #65 to #7 - emleedleleedlelee (09/30/2013) [-]
thank you for appreciating the people who put in effort. i wear a white girl weave.
User avatar #96 - swedishviking (09/30/2013) [-]
System Of A Down - Chop Suey! best wake up alarm song:
User avatar #112 to #96 - pigglysumbeech (10/05/2013) [-]
Wish I could thumb this! Haha
User avatar #93 - pennstatecivic (09/30/2013) [-]
idk why but this is the first post that actually made me laugh today
User avatar #87 - blended (09/30/2013) [-]
i miss ios 6 and below
#84 - professorbc (09/30/2013) [-]
Getting less than 6 hours of sleep can increase your risk of dying by a significant amount. Please realize sleeping is very important for your health (presuming the majority of you are teenagers).
User avatar #81 - topanga (09/30/2013) [-]
Tip for the lazy:
Put your phone/alarm away so when you wake up you have to get up to turn it off.
User avatar #88 to #81 - ragingspacepanda (09/30/2013) [-]
I put mine on the other side of my room.... I always end up doing a crawl over the floor to turn it off.... then go right back to sleep
#74 - sarcasticclown (09/30/2013) [-]
was i not supposed to read this to the tune of get lucky?
User avatar #45 - bitchplzzz (09/30/2013) [-]
Thats counter productive. 1 is good, more will just make you ignore it and it will just make you more irritatable
User avatar #53 to #45 - ichbinzweijahrealt (09/30/2013) [-]
I'm surrounded by idiots and therefore I'm irritable all the day, this at least will help me to be out of the bed on time
User avatar #63 to #53 - bitchplzzz (09/30/2013) [-]
try just one alarm, trust me, it works better
User avatar #66 to #45 - heartlessrobot (09/30/2013) [-]
I do two alarms. One at 5 o clock so I start waking up, one at 6 o clock so I know I have to actually get up then.
#34 - akatsukipain (09/30/2013) [-]
this is totally inaccurate........it takes a bitch that much time to get ready in the first place! amiright?!?!?
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