Yeauss. . did you knew? New Zealand has an official Wizard, appointed by the Prime Minister. fee! -been. t: yom/ menu log. He has a bumper sticker on his car that says "Caution, may turn into driveway."
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User avatar #2 - euphamatical (09/29/2013) [-]
He has a bumper sticker on his car that says "Caution, may turn into driveway."
#30 to #2 - Rascal (09/30/2013) [-]
Did you hear about the magic tractor? It was driving down a lane and turned into a field.
#15 - staviemagee (09/30/2013) [-]
New Zealand: the magical land where internet rumors become reality.
User avatar #35 to #15 - Jazdawg (09/30/2013) [-]
So does shagging sheep become a reality as well?
#45 to #35 - konradkurze (09/30/2013) [-]
meanwhile
in new zealand
#38 to #35 - caecus (09/30/2013) [-]
Every damn day.
User avatar #3 - zafara (09/30/2013) [-]
But what are his official duties as a wizard?
#89 to #3 - lolpakka (09/30/2013) [-]
I'll put it simply, so you'll understand. He advises the Jarl in matters of magic. If the hold is faced with any threats or mysteries of a magical nature, He is called upon to explain things and suggest a course of action. Hopefully that answer will satisfy you. Good day.
#90 to #89 - lolpakka (09/30/2013) [-]
Oh, and of course he sells spells and incantations, for those with the talent to cast them.
User avatar #27 to #3 - cyanidesandvich (09/30/2013) [-]
he's been known to show up at airpot opening days, for example i think it was a new runwar or terminal, and he made it sunny.

though being new zealand, it's quite sunny allready... but we just cannot rule out the possibility
#77 to #27 - Rascal (09/30/2013) [-]
what if its only sunny there often because he makes it that way?
User avatar #78 to #77 - cyanidesandvich (09/30/2013) [-]
what is australia and new zealand were normally snowy, but then a wizard was born within the aboriginal people, they in turn passed the knowledge down to a single person every generation.
#62 to #3 - thedoctorbg (09/30/2013) [-]
To make other countries jealous they don't have an official wizard
User avatar #111 to #62 - zafara (09/30/2013) [-]
America has Grand Wizards, but they are generally people you don't want to meet.
User avatar #28 to #3 - freakeyebilly (09/30/2013) [-]
magic and ****
#1 - yummybacon (09/29/2013) [-]
He's Ian Brackenbury Channell and used to be in the royal air force before becoming a wizard
#26 - gidmp (09/30/2013) [-]
I guess this is true after all.
#80 to #26 - rollmania (09/30/2013) [-]
12 more years and I'll be able to do fireballs... I can't wait.
12 more years and I'll be able to do fireballs... I can't wait.
User avatar #29 to #26 - wetnoodle ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
listen... judging from this one image, i can tell that this anime is chock full of plot and totally not just tits and ass, therefore i require the "sauce" so i may watch.

cut the **** , you ******* know why i want it
#75 to #29 - linktheherooftime (09/30/2013) [-]
It's got an okay amount of fan service.  But it can be feely at times as well.   
Source: Haganai
It's got an okay amount of fan service. But it can be feely at times as well.
Source: Haganai
User avatar #48 to #29 - dsgbiohazard (09/30/2013) [-]
It's not at all what you think it is then.

It DOES have a relatively OKish amount of fan service, but it's mostly just a fun anime.
User avatar #31 to #29 - standerdusername (09/30/2013) [-]
second
User avatar #33 to #31 - jarofhearts (09/30/2013) [-]
This actually pretty entertaining, the guy is a regular joe, but mistaken for a delinquent because of his hair, gets a few good laughts.

and sauce is:Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai
#16 - stallwallwriter (09/30/2013) [-]
Well no **** , New Zealand has terrible Balrog problems to deal with, not to mention the ministry of hobbit affairs.

Sorry, yeah, the Wizard of Christchurch is totally a thing, I didn't think he was officially recognized.
User avatar #36 - lollygod (09/30/2013) [-]
Join the Ku Klux Klan and you can become a Grand Wizard
User avatar #39 to #36 - krasnogvardiech (09/30/2013) [-]
Do you get magic? No, you don't. All you do is burn ******* on a cross.
A more accurate term for those people is witch hunters.
User avatar #44 to #39 - konradkurze (09/30/2013) [-]
well ******* are the spawn of satan
why not burn them
User avatar #57 to #44 - krasnogvardiech (09/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, but all you're doing is tying them to a cross and leaving them to be rapidly oxidized. Horrendously wasteful.
Seriously, what do you plan to do with it? Harvest the ashes and use them to fertilize crops? Spawn of Satan or not, hungry mouths need feeding and crops need growing.
Get the **** to work.
User avatar #61 to #57 - konradkurze (09/30/2013) [-]
good point, why waste the meat
mince them into dog food
User avatar #73 to #61 - krasnogvardiech (09/30/2013) [-]
Dogs don't need that much. And I'm not talking just ******* here. This is all generally unproductive/useless members of society, not just black people. ******* ******* though, they give black people a bad name.

This goes to anyone who's a lazy douchebag who rather than working and being a part of something would rather sit around popping out babies and living on welfare checks.
Black people are alright. Some of my best slaves are african.
#108 to #73 - lollygod (09/30/2013) [-]
You get the Redneck Staff of Infinite ***** Burn and a +4 attack bonus vs Black People but a 10% chance to unleash ********** 9000 on yo crackah asses
........ **** ITS HIM!
User avatar #109 to #108 - lollygod (09/30/2013) [-]
**lollygod rolls 2,222**
#110 to #109 - lollygod (09/30/2013) [-]
Awwwwww yeaahhhh! Take that staff of ***** burn!
#9 - benstillerphaqqot ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
We shall unite in the quest of defeating Ancano.
User avatar #12 to #9 - ancano ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
uh, the **** you shall?
User avatar #13 to #12 - benstillerphaqqot ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
**** you elf
User avatar #14 to #13 - ancano ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
yes please!
User avatar #19 to #14 - agrofenlas (09/30/2013) [-]
Screw elves, and humans.
That makes a threesum
User avatar #20 to #19 - ancano ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
all male?
User avatar #21 to #20 - agrofenlas (09/30/2013) [-]
Being bi means you don't care what genetalia you find in someones pants.
User avatar #22 to #21 - ancano ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
that's not quite true, but whateva
User avatar #40 to #9 - noodlechief (09/30/2013) [-]
what is the meaning behind this broach ,im curious
#49 to #40 - benstillerphaqqot ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
I'm sure it has to do with the two armies. We are both part of the commonwealth and are also major allies it the wars. But I know New Zealanders aren't at war, we're just peace keepers, although I'm not sure about Canada.
#71 - Falkor (09/30/2013) [-]
Mr. Wizard's a Dick there will always be only one wizard in my book
#82 to #71 - alstorp (09/30/2013) [-]
Holy 			****
Holy ****
#23 - puremadmentalged (09/30/2013) [-]
**puremadmentalged rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE **
Is he the brown, one of the two blueses, the grey or the white?
#58 - felex (09/30/2013) [-]
NZ tops global human freedom list Jan 9 2013

Top 10 Countries:

1. New Zealand

2. Netherlands

3. Hong Kong

4. Australia

4. Canada

4. Ireland

7. United States of America

User avatar #63 to #58 - dtox (09/30/2013) [-]
I'm curious, what exactly are they referring to that makes a country more free than another?

just wondering, because people, like the native americans during the years of the colonization of the new world, have very different definitions of what freedom means.
User avatar #68 to #66 - dtox (09/30/2013) [-]
hm, I wish it gave more detail, but it does give more insight, thanks.
User avatar #69 to #68 - felex (09/30/2013) [-]
Np, of course you can search more from web if you got curious in subject.
#64 to #58 - luthervonappledorf (09/30/2013) [-]
Ireland? 			*******		 Ireland? Seriously?!
Ireland? ******* Ireland? Seriously?!
User avatar #81 to #58 - lotengo ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
As a decent nr.2 on this list i have to say living in a free country is not all fun and games.

With our huge ammounts of freedom we attrack a huge ammount of immigrants from ********* countries without freedom, like Afghanistan and the USA
User avatar #85 to #58 - daniboyi (09/30/2013) [-]
7: United States of America... AND DENMARK!
#104 to #58 - spanishninja (09/30/2013) [-]
All i see there:

Top 10 Countries by freedom:

1. Not America

2. Not America

3. Not America

4. Not America

4. Not America

4. Not America

7. United States of America

'Merica, **** Yeah.
User avatar #72 to #58 - kyuubey (09/30/2013) [-]
This is evidence that magicians = freedom
#86 to #58 - kaboomz (09/30/2013) [-]
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> top 10 countries
> lists 7 countries
> 1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 4, 7
#87 to #86 - felex (09/30/2013) [-]
Whops.   
   
have this
Whops.

have this
#88 to #87 - kaboomz (09/30/2013) [-]
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you are forgiven
#98 - schrodngrscat (09/30/2013) [-]
I'm not really surprised. They put characters from The Hobbit on their money. I wish I lived there...
I'm not really surprised. They put characters from The Hobbit on their money. I wish I lived there...
User avatar #5 - strangemoo (09/30/2013) [-]
Can I buy spells, potions and staves from him? No? **** him then.
#6 - waffie (09/30/2013) [-]
i live in New Zealand and i didn't even know this ._.
User avatar #8 to #6 - silvachief (09/30/2013) [-]
Me too. I feel like this would be more widely known if it were true >.>
User avatar #11 to #8 - Kofi (09/30/2013) [-]
We do have a wizard here, he lives in Christchurch but he's not appointed by the prime minister
#18 to #11 - waffie (09/30/2013) [-]
oh that'd explain a lot
User avatar #113 to #11 - silvachief (10/02/2013) [-]
And now we know what caused the earthquakes.
User avatar #10 to #6 - rocketmanpartybus (09/30/2013) [-]
Im from NZ the wizards in chch
User avatar #17 to #6 - thisisspartah (09/30/2013) [-]
hes the guy that was on the news around the time of the people saying the earthquake was their fault
User avatar #7 - shockstorm ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
He has the potential to be such a god damn pimp.
I mean honestly:
'Did someone use confringo on you? Because you're hot as hell.'
'Did someone just crucio me? Because not being able to tap that ass is like torture.'
'I think someone just used duro on my lower body, because something just went hard.'
'Did you just use wingardium leviosa because I feel something rising.'


I mean. Come on, imagine his potential!
#92 - pehtran (09/30/2013) [-]
**pehtran rolled a random image posted in comment #68 at Gentleman stand back... ** american magician
#76 - supamonkey (09/30/2013) [-]
*fixed*
User avatar #95 to #76 - tokage (09/30/2013) [-]
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!
User avatar #50 - epsilonism (09/30/2013) [-]
I live in New Zealand and I had no idea about any of this
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