That kid is gonna be black. . Hall A A YEAR Mil A HALF ARI]. i think its cool that the text is behind his claw
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User avatar #3 - splendiddust ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
i think its cool that the text is behind his claw
User avatar #230 to #3 - mrrkilla (09/30/2013) [-]
500th thumb for you, sir. I am proud
User avatar #234 to #230 - splendiddust ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
i dont even know why though
#152 to #3 - guythatagrees (09/30/2013) [-]
I agree.
#66 to #3 - GoReMoTe (09/29/2013) [-]
huh.


how bout that
#139 to #3 - anon (09/30/2013) [-]
you got 300 thumbs and one fav for that comment, so this is how funnyjunk works...
I think i'll stay, I like it here.
User avatar #207 to #139 - rockamekishiko (09/30/2013) [-]
i know, 300 thumbs for saying he likes something, the some other poor bastard expresses his opinion or makes a poor joke and gets thumbed down to hell
User avatar #287 to #236 - shadowrated (09/30/2013) [-]
ty for the green thum thum adplum plum
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User avatar #294 to #293 - shadowrated (10/01/2013) [-]
wow, **** off
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User avatar #28 to #3 - privatepanda ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
That was literally my first thought...
#29 - mrmeowmixmcgee (09/29/2013) [-]
NO ONE 			*******		 CARES.   
NOW TELL US HOW'D YOU GET THE CLAWS OVER THE TEXT
NO ONE ******* CARES.
NOW TELL US HOW'D YOU GET THE CLAWS OVER THE TEXT
#85 to #29 - anon (09/29/2013) [-]
photoshop you dumb **** .
User avatar #105 to #29 - alhemicar (09/30/2013) [-]
I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG IT!
User avatar #115 to #29 - coolcalx (09/30/2013) [-]
photoshop "history brush"

super easy
#126 to #29 - avyon (09/30/2013) [-]
i belive he used a website called livememe.com but im not sure.   
you can do some strange stuff with your memes on that site.
i belive he used a website called livememe.com but im not sure.
you can do some strange stuff with your memes on that site.
#34 to #29 - ataeru (09/29/2013) [-]
It's fairly simple, though you do need a decent program for better and easier results.

>render and copy the claws
>add text
>paste in new claws
>add shadow to claw layer

Done
#86 to #34 - anon (09/29/2013) [-]
No, you have to add the shadow exclusively to the text layer, otherwise it will show up on the rest of the bear or on the log which doesn't make sense because the claw is already casting shadows on them.
#104 to #86 - ataeru (09/30/2013) [-]
You only copy part of the claws dude, not all of it.
#9 - anonymousfinn (09/29/2013) [-]
I just love the fact that the person who made this actually took the time to put a part of the text behind the claws Way to show your dedication to the post!
#43 to #9 - dyldoemackinson (09/29/2013) [-]
It takes like 3 minutes. I don't say that in a I'm-not-impressed way, but it literally, it takes 3 minutes to use a pen tool, command-c to copy, command-f to paste in front, and then add a slight drop shadow using a burn tool or effects.
#88 - thahobomaster (09/29/2013) [-]
this detail doe
#41 - crazyolitis (09/29/2013) [-]
Option one: tell her and figure 			****		 out   
Option two: tell her and leave
Option one: tell her and figure **** out
Option two: tell her and leave
User avatar #92 to #41 - effthree (09/29/2013) [-]
Option three, don't say anything, save it for later down the road-

"Goddammit, something's wrong with that kid, I swear sometimes he can't be mine."
User avatar #223 to #92 - seanelius (09/30/2013) [-]
Absolutely BRILLIANT!!!
User avatar #46 to #41 - shenanidingus (09/29/2013) [-]
Can't thumb, so here's a compliment!

You're beautiful.
#51 - tamtamtobs (09/29/2013) [-]
Even if you had a vasectomy it is still possible that it failed, especially if it hasn't been that long. Here is a link that might provide some answers for you, otherwise google it yourself.   
   
www.webmd.com/sex/birth-control/news/20040505/vasectomies-pregnancy-prevention   
   
So keep cool and be happy and figure it out when the child is born... but what really makes me wonder is: WHY did you have a secret vasectomy?? You are a married man, if you keep this from your wife you should question your marriage!
Even if you had a vasectomy it is still possible that it failed, especially if it hasn't been that long. Here is a link that might provide some answers for you, otherwise google it yourself.

www.webmd.com/sex/birth-control/news/20040505/vasectomies-pregnancy-prevention

So keep cool and be happy and figure it out when the child is born... but what really makes me wonder is: WHY did you have a secret vasectomy?? You are a married man, if you keep this from your wife you should question your marriage!
User avatar #62 to #51 - heretofuckshitup (09/29/2013) [-]
it's the easiest way to find out if she's cheating apparently.
User avatar #73 to #62 - sasyboncho (09/29/2013) [-]
Also the easiest way to break her trust, other than cheat on her.
User avatar #74 to #73 - heretofuckshitup (09/29/2013) [-]
i'd say the easiest way to break her trust is to wear her clothes when she's out and you're alone in the house. I actually have a list of things easier than getting your balls cut off to break her trust. I'm sure your dick trusts you far less than your wife does after a vasectomy.
User avatar #75 to #74 - sasyboncho (09/29/2013) [-]
Are you here to **** **** up?
User avatar #76 to #75 - heretofuckshitup (09/29/2013) [-]
only on tuesdays and bubblegum weekends. and i don't have any gum
User avatar #81 to #78 - heretofuckshitup (09/29/2013) [-]
Plesiosaur
#183 - WitchKingTroll (09/30/2013) [-]
I'm not even focused on the post itself.   
   
I'm just confused as to why the author made the effort to put the text underneath the claws.
I'm not even focused on the post itself.

I'm just confused as to why the author made the effort to put the text underneath the claws.
#274 to #183 - notacop (09/30/2013) [-]
it automatic
User avatar #193 to #183 - wafflegrunt (09/30/2013) [-]
If its worth doing, Its worth over-doing
#11 - chuffberry (09/29/2013) [-]
my dad and i were driving in the car once when he randomly says "you know, your mom made me get a vasectomy right after she found out she was pregnant with you". i then made the horrible mistake of saying "but don't i have a little brother?" which lead to him describing the details of why his vasectomy failed for the rest of the 16 hour car ride.
#45 to #11 - skvat (09/29/2013) [-]
What does vacetomy means??
User avatar #52 to #45 - gayboard (09/29/2013) [-]
You go to a man's balls and go *Snip snip*
User avatar #96 to #52 - chadpbj (09/29/2013) [-]
you don't even touch the balls with a vasectomy.
User avatar #106 to #96 - gayboard (09/30/2013) [-]
yeah you do, how else will you cut the tube?
User avatar #112 to #106 - chadpbj (09/30/2013) [-]
My dad showed me a pamphlet on it after he got one. Its right above the pubic area.
User avatar #114 to #112 - chadpbj (09/30/2013) [-]
well, actually in some you touch the balls, but most of those are a little out dated and have extensive pain as compared to some of the newer methods.
User avatar #198 to #114 - DJstar (09/30/2013) [-]
they snip the vas deferens, which you testicles use to inject sperm into your semen. a vesectomy severs the the vas deferens so your semen won't have any sperm. there's different ways to carry out a vesectomy, but sometimes if done a certain way, the severed vas deferens will fuse back together.
#283 to #198 - skvat (09/30/2013) [-]
i still dont get it...
User avatar #286 to #283 - DJstar (09/30/2013) [-]
jesus man google was created for a reason!
#296 to #286 - skvat (10/01/2013) [-]
tried to translate it on google, but still nothing xD wikipeida here i come!
User avatar #18 to #11 - crazyanimal (09/29/2013) [-]
how does it fail?
User avatar #24 to #18 - rellergert (09/29/2013) [-]
When they only kick you in one nut.
#131 - DarkRyter (09/30/2013) [-]
I kinda have this weird revenge fantasy for if this ever happned to me. Not that I'm married or anything, I just thought it be neato if it happened.

I would keep it to myself and continue to raise and love the child ceaselessly for years. Love it more than even if the kid was actually mine. Secretly condition the child to hate the mother, and plant evidence of abuse and neglect on her part. After years of this, when the child is absolutely loyal to you, accuse the mother of abuse and demand divorce. If all goes well, custody will be given to you to her extreme confusion.

As you and the kid pack up towards a new brighter life, take pleasure in having stolen a child away from its mother in vengeance.
User avatar #278 to #131 - hudis (09/30/2013) [-]
That's just ****** up, man.
#222 - sixty (09/30/2013) [-]
???

Why?
User avatar #225 to #222 - ragdollomg (09/30/2013) [-]
for reasons!
User avatar #64 - KayRed (09/29/2013) [-]
I just like that his claw (on the left) is covering the letters.
#30 - zoidz (09/29/2013) [-]
Related story.
User avatar #119 to #30 - whycanticaps (09/30/2013) [-]
its a real tempting idea to get a vasectomy, but I like to keep my body whole and relatively unchanged
#157 to #30 - tapeworms (09/30/2013) [-]
Okay, that's ****** up. On both sides though, he took it a little far, but she's a lying cunt.
#97 to #30 - foaly (09/30/2013) [-]
Flawless Victory.
Flawless Victory.
#82 to #30 - seymourtets (09/29/2013) [-]
11/10 will get vasectomy and not tell anyone
11/10 will get vasectomy and not tell anyone
User avatar #117 - craaabs (09/30/2013) [-]
The claw overlapping the text is a very nice touch. Kudos.
User avatar #127 to #117 - roneffinswanson (09/30/2013) [-]
That is a nice touch!
User avatar #128 to #127 - craaabs (09/30/2013) [-]
Right? Imagine the amount of time he put into doing that one little thing. He did this in addition to adding the caption. It's not even funny, but the effort makes it great.
#158 - solarisofcelestia (09/30/2013) [-]
Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm aborting fetuses.
User avatar #147 - errdayimfjing (09/30/2013) [-]
Solution: Just have a secret abortion
User avatar #98 - ajperry (09/30/2013) [-]
Get a copy of the vasectomy from your doctor and show it to her.
#160 - theseamonster (09/30/2013) [-]
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#195 to #160 - ffinfinity (09/30/2013) [-]
lolwut sauce
#90 - Busboy (09/29/2013) [-]
When I was 16 my dad got a vasectomy, couldn't find his medical card so he used mine instead (since we have the same name). I still don't know how to feel about the non-existent vasectomy on my medical records. Thanks pop.
User avatar #101 to #90 - swagasauruss (09/30/2013) [-]
is that image of the short guy from venture brothers...as a cosplay?
User avatar #100 to #90 - karson (09/30/2013) [-]
it can only work to your advantage.
#38 - teenytinyspider (09/29/2013) [-]
Vasectomies can fail.
User avatar #50 to #38 - nsali (09/29/2013) [-]
yes and no, my dad had a vasectomy and loe and behold he had another child a few years later, apparently the snip healed up so he had a 2nd vasectomy and this time they snipped (out a complete section), burnt and capped the ends, which is the norm now days, if you have a vasectomy fail now days its because you had a ****** doctor and now not only do you have a new kid on the way you got a lawsuit as well
#54 to #50 - teenytinyspider (09/29/2013) [-]
Even then, there are times where the snipped parts can heal over and sperm is produced once more. They say it's pretty rare but it has happened. It's the same with women getting their tubes tied. There has been cases where the tubes will heal over the tied parts and reconnect and the woman is fertile again.
User avatar #56 to #54 - nsali (09/29/2013) [-]
didnt you read the part where i said there is a snipped out section, those sections are then burnt and then capped over, there is NOWAY they can heal that way, there is a 1/2 inch or so of tube missing and then is burnt and capped off. this is the normal process for this surgery now days... if you have a vasectomy fail now days (since the late 90s) its only because you had a ****** doctor and they didnt do all of these steps...these extra steps were put in the procedure for the sole purpose of eliminating these failures....welcome to modern medicine
#60 to #56 - teenytinyspider (09/29/2013) [-]
You didn't have to be rude about it.
User avatar #65 to #60 - nsali (09/29/2013) [-]
wasnt trying to be rude, but it seemed like you didnt even read the whole post, sorry if it came off that way
#67 to #65 - teenytinyspider (09/29/2013) [-]
I did read the whole post. I also have seen medical documentaries that said there is still a VERY SLIGHT REMOTE CHANCE of it failing in this day. Like, you're more likely to be struck by lightening.
User avatar #68 to #67 - nsali (09/29/2013) [-]
link or it dont exist
#69 to #68 - teenytinyspider (09/29/2013) [-]
You're really going to make me look this up?
User avatar #70 to #69 - nsali (09/29/2013) [-]
...........do eet
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User avatar #91 to #72 - nsali (09/29/2013) [-]
key words in that, "temporary barrier" while healing takes place, ****** job doc, ****** job
#94 to #91 - teenytinyspider (09/29/2013) [-]
It even said no surgery is perfect. I'm sure they're just saving their own asses if it did go south.
User avatar #188 to #94 - nsali (09/30/2013) [-]
well of course, thats the point right?
#83 to #70 - teenytinyspider (09/29/2013) [-]
Okay I don't know if it's remotely considered **** and I don't want to be banned so I had to delete it.
User avatar #162 - xchewsifferx (09/30/2013) [-]
Neither a vasectomy, nor getting your tubes tied ensures 100% sterilization.

Just a heads up
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