That kid is gonna be black. . Hall A A YEAR Mil A HALF ARI]. i think its cool that the text is behind his claw That kid is gonna be black Hall A YEAR Mil HALF ARI] i think its cool that the text behind his claw
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#3 - splendiddust ONLINE
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(09/29/2013) [-]
i think its cool that the text is behind his claw
#230 to #3 - mrrkilla
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(09/30/2013) [-]
500th thumb for you, sir. I am proud
#234 to #230 - splendiddust ONLINE
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(09/30/2013) [-]
i dont even know why though
#139 to #3 - anon
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(09/30/2013) [-]
you got 300 thumbs and one fav for that comment, so this is how funnyjunk works...
I think i'll stay, I like it here.
#207 to #139 - rockamekishiko
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(09/30/2013) [-]
i know, 300 thumbs for saying he likes something, the some other poor bastard expresses his opinion or makes a poor joke and gets thumbed down to hell
#152 to #3 - guythatagrees
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(09/30/2013) [-]
I agree.
#154 to #152 - rokkarokkaali
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(09/30/2013) [-]
#161 to #154 - mailstrom
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(09/30/2013) [-]
tryna ****?
#66 to #3 - GoReMoTe
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(09/29/2013) [-]
huh.


how bout that
#236 to #3 - shadowrated
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(09/30/2013) [-]
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#287 to #236 - shadowrated
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(09/30/2013) [-]
ty for the green thum thum adplum plum
#291 to #287 - adplum
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#292 to #291 - shadowrated
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(10/01/2013) [-]
k
#293 to #292 - adplum
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#294 to #293 - shadowrated
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(10/01/2013) [-]
wow, **** off
#295 to #294 - adplum
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#28 to #3 - privatepanda ONLINE
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(09/29/2013) [-]
That was literally my first thought...
#9 - anonymousfinn
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(09/29/2013) [-]
I just love the fact that the person who made this actually took the time to put a part of the text behind the claws Way to show your dedication to the post!
#43 to #9 - dyldoemackinson
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(09/29/2013) [-]
It takes like 3 minutes. I don't say that in a I'm-not-impressed way, but it literally, it takes 3 minutes to use a pen tool, command-c to copy, command-f to paste in front, and then add a slight drop shadow using a burn tool or effects.
#29 - mrmeowmixmcgee
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(09/29/2013) [-]
NO ONE ******* CARES.   
NOW TELL US HOW'D YOU GET THE CLAWS OVER THE TEXT
NO ONE ******* CARES.
NOW TELL US HOW'D YOU GET THE CLAWS OVER THE TEXT
#105 to #29 - alhemicar
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(09/30/2013) [-]
I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG IT!
#85 to #29 - anon
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(09/29/2013) [-]
photoshop you dumb ****.
#115 to #29 - coolcalx
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(09/30/2013) [-]
photoshop "history brush"

super easy
#126 to #29 - avyon
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(09/30/2013) [-]
i belive he used a website called livememe.com but im not sure.   
you can do some strange stuff with your memes on that site.
i belive he used a website called livememe.com but im not sure.
you can do some strange stuff with your memes on that site.
#34 to #29 - ataeru
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(09/29/2013) [-]
It's fairly simple, though you do need a decent program for better and easier results.

>render and copy the claws
>add text
>paste in new claws
>add shadow to claw layer

Done
#86 to #34 - anon
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(09/29/2013) [-]
No, you have to add the shadow exclusively to the text layer, otherwise it will show up on the rest of the bear or on the log which doesn't make sense because the claw is already casting shadows on them.
#104 to #86 - ataeru
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(09/30/2013) [-]
You only copy part of the claws dude, not all of it.
#88 - thahobomaster
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(09/29/2013) [-]
this detail doe
#41 - crazyolitis
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(09/29/2013) [-]
Option one: tell her and figure **** out   
Option two: tell her and leave
Option one: tell her and figure **** out
Option two: tell her and leave
#80 to #41 - playerdous
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(09/29/2013) [-]
#92 to #41 - effthree ONLINE
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(09/29/2013) [-]
Option three, don't say anything, save it for later down the road-

"Goddammit, something's wrong with that kid, I swear sometimes he can't be mine."
#223 to #92 - seanelius
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Absolutely BRILLIANT!!!
#46 to #41 - shenanidingus
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(09/29/2013) [-]
Can't thumb, so here's a compliment!

You're beautiful.
#23 - I Am Monkey
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#32 to #23 - ohnomynamedoesntfi
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(09/29/2013) [-]
You don't have OCD.
#47 to #32 - I Am Monkey
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#63 to #32 - anon
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(09/29/2013) [-]
Damn. Next you're going to be telling me people who wear fedoras dont actually have autism.
#11 - chuffberry
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(09/29/2013) [-]
my dad and i were driving in the car once when he randomly says "you know, your mom made me get a vasectomy right after she found out she was pregnant with you". i then made the horrible mistake of saying "but don't i have a little brother?" which lead to him describing the details of why his vasectomy failed for the rest of the 16 hour car ride.
#45 to #11 - skvat
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(09/29/2013) [-]
What does vacetomy means??
#52 to #45 - gayboard
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(09/29/2013) [-]
You go to a man's balls and go *Snip snip*
#96 to #52 - chadpbj
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(09/29/2013) [-]
you don't even touch the balls with a vasectomy.
#106 to #96 - gayboard
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(09/30/2013) [-]
yeah you do, how else will you cut the tube?
#112 to #106 - chadpbj
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(09/30/2013) [-]
My dad showed me a pamphlet on it after he got one. Its right above the pubic area.
#114 to #112 - chadpbj
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(09/30/2013) [-]
well, actually in some you touch the balls, but most of those are a little out dated and have extensive pain as compared to some of the newer methods.
#198 to #114 - DJstar
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(09/30/2013) [-]
they snip the vas deferens, which you testicles use to inject sperm into your semen. a vesectomy severs the the vas deferens so your semen won't have any sperm. there's different ways to carry out a vesectomy, but sometimes if done a certain way, the severed vas deferens will fuse back together.
#283 to #198 - skvat
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(09/30/2013) [-]
i still dont get it...
#286 to #283 - DJstar
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(09/30/2013) [-]
jesus man google was created for a reason!
#296 to #286 - skvat
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(10/01/2013) [-]
tried to translate it on google, but still nothing xD wikipeida here i come!
#18 to #11 - crazyanimal ONLINE
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(09/29/2013) [-]
how does it fail?
#24 to #18 - rellergert
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(09/29/2013) [-]
When they only kick you in one nut.
#183 - WitchKingTroll
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(09/30/2013) [-]
I'm not even focused on the post itself.   
   
I'm just confused as to why the author made the effort to put the text underneath the claws.
I'm not even focused on the post itself.

I'm just confused as to why the author made the effort to put the text underneath the claws.
#274 to #183 - notacop
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(09/30/2013) [-]
it automatic
#193 to #183 - wafflegrunt
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(09/30/2013) [-]
If its worth doing, Its worth over-doing
#30 - zoidz ONLINE
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(09/29/2013) [-]
Related story.
#119 to #30 - whycanticaps
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(09/30/2013) [-]
its a real tempting idea to get a vasectomy, but I like to keep my body whole and relatively unchanged
#157 to #30 - tapeworms ONLINE
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Okay, that's ****** up. On both sides though, he took it a little far, but she's a lying cunt.
#97 to #30 - foaly
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Flawless Victory.
Flawless Victory.
#82 to #30 - seymourtets
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(09/29/2013) [-]
11/10 will get vasectomy and not tell anyone
11/10 will get vasectomy and not tell anyone
#51 - tamtamtobs
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(09/29/2013) [-]
Even if you had a vasectomy it is still possible that it failed, especially if it hasn't been that long. Here is a link that might provide some answers for you, otherwise google it yourself.   
   
www.webmd.com/sex/birth-control/news/20040505/vasectomies-pregnancy-prevention   
   
So keep cool and be happy and figure it out when the child is born... but what really makes me wonder is: WHY did you have a secret vasectomy?? You are a married man, if you keep this from your wife you should question your marriage!
Even if you had a vasectomy it is still possible that it failed, especially if it hasn't been that long. Here is a link that might provide some answers for you, otherwise google it yourself.

www.webmd.com/sex/birth-control/news/20040505/vasectomies-pregnancy-prevention

So keep cool and be happy and figure it out when the child is born... but what really makes me wonder is: WHY did you have a secret vasectomy?? You are a married man, if you keep this from your wife you should question your marriage!
#62 to #51 - heretofuckshitup
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(09/29/2013) [-]
it's the easiest way to find out if she's cheating apparently.
#73 to #62 - sasyboncho
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(09/29/2013) [-]
Also the easiest way to break her trust, other than cheat on her.
#74 to #73 - heretofuckshitup
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(09/29/2013) [-]
i'd say the easiest way to break her trust is to wear her clothes when she's out and you're alone in the house. I actually have a list of things easier than getting your balls cut off to break her trust. I'm sure your dick trusts you far less than your wife does after a vasectomy.
#75 to #74 - sasyboncho
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(09/29/2013) [-]
Are you here to **** **** up?
#76 to #75 - heretofuckshitup
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(09/29/2013) [-]
only on tuesdays and bubblegum weekends. and i don't have any gum
#78 to #76 - sasyboncho
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#81 to #78 - heretofuckshitup
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(09/29/2013) [-]
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