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#25 - daxeboo ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #1 - bigstick ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
250$ an hour? HECK ID PICK THE MOTHER ******* HELL OUT OF THAT MOTHER ******* COTTON!
also maths:
250$ for an average of 8 Hours of work= 2000$ a day
For a month, lets say its a 30 day month - 4 days of weekends= 26 days a month
26 times 2000$ = 52000$

and the average pay where I live is 600$
User avatar #5 to #1 - scootsmahboots (09/29/2013) [-]
8 weekend days in a month at that rate. However, if we go with 52 weeks a year, that's 104 days of weekends (Saturday and Sunday). If we go with a normal year, and assume no days off for holidays or anything, then we are talking 261 days of work a year.

261 days/year * 8 hours/day * $250/hour = $522000/year or $43500/month. Well worth it.
User avatar #10 to #5 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
A full time work year is 2080 hours, remember that for next time to save extra math.
User avatar #6 to #1 - killerliquid (09/30/2013) [-]
That's like 2.6x what the poverty line is.
User avatar #11 to #6 - waaw (09/30/2013) [-]
$52,000 a month. $624,000 a year. Slightly above the poverty line.
User avatar #33 to #11 - elitehacker (09/30/2013) [-]
i like geckos
User avatar #13 to #11 - killerliquid (09/30/2013) [-]
I forgot to say that I was surprised to see it at that much in only a month.
User avatar #8 to #1 - ryanfitzy (09/30/2013) [-]
First of all, there is one flaw from people replying to this. Who the **** thinks "Master" is going to give them an 8 hour day, 40 hour week full-time job, and then the rest of the time off. You think master is gonna throw in some Dental insurance while he's at it?
#17 to #8 - kanedam ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
**** it... i've been working around 90h/week... for 7€/hour... i'd do the same **** for 250/h !
User avatar #106 to #8 - bigstick ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
We arent talking slavery jobs, were saying normal proffessions
#57 to #1 - tkfeng (09/30/2013) [-]
don't forgot you'd also get whipped
User avatar #64 to #1 - danniegurl (09/30/2013) [-]
My mom doesn't make that in a year.
User avatar #81 to #1 - kokaines (09/30/2013) [-]
So we're making meth now?!
#4 to #1 - alawabidingcitizen ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
If I may, taking out four days for weekends is not taking out four days for weekends (which are two days long) unless you only get one day weekends (or you planned for this?).
So I agree with your point, but your wording has confused me; if the weekends ARE one day long, then yes, you'd be making $52000 dollars a month (around $624K annually). But, if you had two day long weekends, you'd still be making $44000 a month (Approx $528K a year), which is still very impressive as a salary for picking ******* COTTON.

Also, here's a picture of ionized matter being ejected from a volcano.
In other words, ******* VOLCANIC LIGHTNING
User avatar #27 to #1 - deafmagnets (09/30/2013) [-]
$600 a hour is a lot better than 250 an hour

Don't hurt me for making a joke
User avatar #105 to #27 - bigstick ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
It was 600€ an month, sorry
#22 - Weekendman (09/30/2013) [-]
I've already started. PS skillz be off dem charts.
User avatar #14 to #7 - Nihatclodra (09/30/2013) [-]
I read few as jew...
#16 to #14 - teenytinyspider (09/30/2013) [-]
For some reason that made me laugh harder than it should have.
User avatar #70 - sirmatthew (09/30/2013) [-]
I just made $250 an hour picking cotton!
you can too if you if you want to be successful like me! just visit this website!
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#95 to #70 - venser (09/30/2013) [-]
I've never cried from laughter on this website... until now.
User avatar #96 to #95 - sirmatthew (09/30/2013) [-]
wow, I'm honored. no joke. You're the first person I've ever made cry from laughter.

so tell me about yourself, where do you come from, whadaya do for fun, hotshot?
#100 to #96 - venser (09/30/2013) [-]
I'm female, I live in San Antonio, and i smoke hookah in my spare time.
User avatar #87 to #70 - bitchitroll ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
i swear to god if this is a screamer im going to kill you
User avatar #88 to #87 - bitchitroll ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
you live..... for now.
#62 - heeveejeevees (09/30/2013) [-]
slave's face when
slave's face when
#37 - yuukoku (09/30/2013) [-]
Well... if you're getting paid, it's not exactly slavery. Especially when you're getting paid well.
Well... if you're getting paid, it's not exactly slavery. Especially when you're getting paid well.
#59 to #37 - Rascal (09/30/2013) [-]
What anime?
#60 to #59 - yuukoku (09/30/2013) [-]
Oreimo.

You'll know it when you see it.
User avatar #102 to #60 - mlpokeyuan (09/30/2013) [-]
no, eeeee You need to login to view this link
im not into little sister stuff
#107 to #102 - yuukoku (09/30/2013) [-]
You will be. It is only a matter of time.
User avatar #109 to #107 - mlpokeyuan (09/30/2013) [-]
I have little sisters, so no way. Maybe cousins, but not siblings.
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User avatar #2 - skydiving (09/29/2013) [-]
250 bucks sounds awesome.
#58 - EdwardNigma (09/30/2013) [-]
I am not a man of physical labour, but **** me, 250 an hour?
I would have enough money for groceries for WEEKS in a ******* DAY. In a few months I'd have enough for a HOUSE. I'd have so much money for video games and food and **** , I'd throw a couple thousand at some charities because cancer is an uppity cunt who is not my ***** , I'll fly my ass to Canada, kill a moose, bring back it's horns and say I killed the only wild Australian moose.
#29 - grimmwaters ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
Pick that **** till the sun ceases to shine.
User avatar #43 - ihatem (09/30/2013) [-]
I love how all it says is pick cotton, and everyone assumes they'll be treated like slaves.
I'd go for it, **** , just another blue collar job as far as we know.
User avatar #41 - subaqueousreach (09/30/2013) [-]
Picking cotton at 250 an hour for 4 hours would make me as much money as I make in two weeks now as a security guard. I'm down with the cotton picking.
#69 to #41 - Nameloc (09/30/2013) [-]
It'd make as much money as I do in three to four months.
User avatar #3 - matamune (09/29/2013) [-]
I'd pick cotton till my hand were bleeding and my feet were covered in blisters
#93 - croski (09/30/2013) [-]
**croski rolled a random image posted in comment #3906473 at Friendly ** What I'd do for $250 an hour
User avatar #89 - thelastamerican ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
This picture has been posted, saved, and reposted so many times the quality is visually getting ******** and ******** .
User avatar #91 to #89 - mudkipfucker (09/30/2013) [-]
give it a year and it'll be both unreadable and still posted
User avatar #101 to #89 - lindow (09/30/2013) [-]
This is why people shouldn't use .jpg
#53 - Yojimbo (09/30/2013) [-]
For $250 an hour I'd zuck ya dick
For $250 an hour I'd zuck ya dick
User avatar #66 to #53 - capslockrage (09/30/2013) [-]
but what if it only lasts 5 minutes.
So you would suck a dick for 20 dollars and 80 cents?

and it could even last less than 5 minutes
User avatar #97 to #66 - payseht ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
you overestimate his skills
#82 - stefanieg (09/30/2013) [-]
id do all that for a klondike bar
#18 - kanedam ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
lol
"if my mama not pickin that cotton right im reporting her ass too"

simply great line!
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