Mon€y. $ourc€: Imgur. Ill nip: tarter,. 250$ an hour? HECK ID PICK THE MOTHER HELL OUT OF THAT MOTHER COTTON! also maths: 250$ for an average of 8 Hours of work= 2000$ a day For a month, lets say its  Mon€y $ourc€: Imgur Ill nip: tarter 250$ an hour? HECK ID PICK THE MOTHER HELL OUT OF THAT COTTON! also maths: for average of 8 Hours work= 2000$ a day For month lets say its
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User avatar #1 - bigstick
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250$ an hour? HECK ID PICK THE MOTHER ******* HELL OUT OF THAT MOTHER ******* COTTON!
also maths:
250$ for an average of 8 Hours of work= 2000$ a day
For a month, lets say its a 30 day month - 4 days of weekends= 26 days a month
26 times 2000$ = 52000$

and the average pay where I live is 600$
User avatar #8 to #1 - ryanfitzy
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First of all, there is one flaw from people replying to this. Who the **** thinks "Master" is going to give them an 8 hour day, 40 hour week full-time job, and then the rest of the time off. You think master is gonna throw in some Dental insurance while he's at it?
#17 to #8 - kanedam
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**** it... i've been working around 90h/week... for 7€/hour... i'd do the same **** for 250/h !
User avatar #106 to #8 - bigstick
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We arent talking slavery jobs, were saying normal proffessions
User avatar #6 to #1 - killerliquid
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That's like 2.6x what the poverty line is.
User avatar #11 to #6 - waaw
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$52,000 a month. $624,000 a year. Slightly above the poverty line.
User avatar #33 to #11 - elitehacker
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i like geckos
User avatar #13 to #11 - killerliquid
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I forgot to say that I was surprised to see it at that much in only a month.
User avatar #5 to #1 - scootsmahboots
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8 weekend days in a month at that rate. However, if we go with 52 weeks a year, that's 104 days of weekends (Saturday and Sunday). If we go with a normal year, and assume no days off for holidays or anything, then we are talking 261 days of work a year.

261 days/year * 8 hours/day * $250/hour = $522000/year or $43500/month. Well worth it.
User avatar #10 to #5 - fuzzysixx
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A full time work year is 2080 hours, remember that for next time to save extra math.
#57 to #1 - tkfeng
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don't forgot you'd also get whipped
User avatar #64 to #1 - danniegurl
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My mom doesn't make that in a year.
User avatar #81 to #1 - kokaines
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So we're making meth now?!
#4 to #1 - alawabidingcitizen
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If I may, taking out four days for weekends is not taking out four days for weekends (which are two days long) unless you only get one day weekends (or you planned for this?).
So I agree with your point, but your wording has confused me; if the weekends ARE one day long, then yes, you'd be making $52000 dollars a month (around $624K annually). But, if you had two day long weekends, you'd still be making $44000 a month (Approx $528K a year), which is still very impressive as a salary for picking ******* COTTON.

Also, here's a picture of ionized matter being ejected from a volcano.
In other words, ******* VOLCANIC LIGHTNING
User avatar #27 to #1 - deafmagnets
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$600 a hour is a lot better than 250 an hour

Don't hurt me for making a joke
User avatar #105 to #27 - bigstick
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It was 600€ an month, sorry
#7 - thisxshitxisxhard
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User avatar #14 to #7 - Nihatclodra
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I read few as jew...
#30 to #14 - notdjfood
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Jfw
#16 to #14 - teenytinyspider
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For some reason that made me laugh harder than it should have.
User avatar #32 - thisistheguy
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Has anyone ever actually picked cotton, or at least tried to get the seeds out of it? It's hard as ****.
User avatar #80 to #32 - alucardhell
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1) $250 an hour
2) Cotten Gin. You know...that device designed back in the 1790s to help separate the seeds from the fibers...just a minor invention, no real importance to it.
User avatar #38 to #32 - SubjectThree
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Two words.

Cotton Gin
#36 to #32 - mastersaturday
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#25 - daxeboo
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#22 - Weekendman
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I've already started. PS skillz be off dem charts.
User avatar #70 - sirmatthew
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I just made $250 an hour picking cotton!
you can too if you if you want to be successful like me! just visit this website!
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#95 to #70 - venser
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I've never cried from laughter on this website... until now.
User avatar #96 to #95 - sirmatthew
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wow, I'm honored. no joke. You're the first person I've ever made cry from laughter.

so tell me about yourself, where do you come from, whadaya do for fun, hotshot?
#100 to #96 - venser
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I'm female, I live in San Antonio, and i smoke hookah in my spare time.
#71 to #70 - sprudlebass
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User avatar #87 to #70 - bitchitroll
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i swear to god if this is a screamer im going to kill you
User avatar #88 to #87 - bitchitroll
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you live..... for now.
#62 - heeveejeevees
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slave's face when
slave's face when
#37 - yuukoku
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Well... if you're getting paid, it's not exactly slavery. Especially when you're getting paid well.
Well... if you're getting paid, it's not exactly slavery. Especially when you're getting paid well.
#59 to #37 - anon id: 16f20872
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What anime?
#60 to #59 - yuukoku
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Oreimo.

You'll know it when you see it.
User avatar #102 to #60 - mlpokeyuan
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no, eeeee You need to login to view this link
im not into little sister stuff
#107 to #102 - yuukoku
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You will be. It is only a matter of time.
User avatar #109 to #107 - mlpokeyuan
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I have little sisters, so no way. Maybe cousins, but not siblings.
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User avatar #3 - matamune
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I'd pick cotton till my hand were bleeding and my feet were covered in blisters
User avatar #2 - skydiving
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250 bucks sounds awesome.