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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - rummler
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(09/29/2013) [-]
I don't think I'm the only one craving a relationship right now...
User avatar #68 to #1 - commontroll
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(09/30/2013) [-]
I'm just wishing that mine wasn't long distance.
#97 to #1 - lordbyronxiv
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(09/30/2013) [-]
in the black community, we call this time of year "cuffing season." It begins in the fall when the desire to "cuff" a partner in order to have someone to cuddle with when the cold weather comes becomes too great to ignore.
in the black community, we call this time of year "cuffing season." It begins in the fall when the desire to "cuff" a partner in order to have someone to cuddle with when the cold weather comes becomes too great to ignore.
#32 to #1 - tastycrisps
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(09/29/2013) [-]
Endless porn and and unhealthy amount of masturbating isn't enough to fill the void   
   
   
I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO LOVE ME
Endless porn and and unhealthy amount of masturbating isn't enough to fill the void


I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO LOVE ME
#4 to #1 - horrusia
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(09/29/2013) [-]
Nope, you are not..
pic related?
User avatar #20 to #4 - elynichujy
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(09/29/2013) [-]
Hnng I'd let her kill me until I was dead.
#21 to #20 - horrusia
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(09/29/2013) [-]
You are not the only one..
You are not the only one..
#22 to #21 - elynichujy
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(09/29/2013) [-]
Who would be scared if they had Yuno as their girlfriend, come on for ***** sake, she wanders around in her underwear and will probably protect you with more than her life. I'd let Mikasa kill me until I was dead too.
Who would be scared if they had Yuno as their girlfriend, come on for ***** sake, she wanders around in her underwear and will probably protect you with more than her life. I'd let Mikasa kill me until I was dead too.
#9 - fuckyeahpidgey
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(09/29/2013) [-]
>mfw couples



yeah I jelly
#24 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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(09/29/2013) [-]
One day...
#42 to #24 - brenton
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User avatar #19 - captainfuckitall
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(09/29/2013) [-]
Just a tid-bit of advice for anyone looking for a relationship.

ASK!

A lot of you are probably lonely and just want someone to be together with, little do you know that many other people want the same thing. Every one of you has a great quality about you, all you need to do is show it off, be outgoing, and ask someone out on a date, chances are a relationship will start blooming right away and even if it does not at least you will remember why you're not looking for one in the first-place.

Just don't be afraid to TRY, it's fear of failure that often keeps people from trying at all.
User avatar #34 to #19 - tastycrisps
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(09/29/2013) [-]
But what if I'm too beta to ask
User avatar #47 to #34 - captainfuckitall
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Then you're too beta to be in a proper relationship in the first-place.

Listen, it's not hard to be 'Alpha' or whatever you consider it to be, you just have to respect yourself before anyone else does. If you look in the mirror and like what you see, then others are guaranteed to like it as well; if not, then you need to improve. Go on an adventure, exercise, eat right, read, listen to different types of music, gets some hobbies, develop some interests, realize how full of wonderful things life is and reach out for them; you'll be happy and loving life whether you're in a relationship or not (and actually being in one will come much easier)
User avatar #99 to #47 - tastycrisps
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Okay but the fearreluctance of getting rejected again is kind of always on my mind when I think of asking someone out. It's not like I hate myself it's more like I don't trust other people not to hurt me, again.
User avatar #100 to #99 - captainfuckitall
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Well, which would you rather do, live your whole life without taking risks in fear of something that MIGHT happen, or actually try, fail at times, and succeed at others.

Protip: You're always gonna fail sometime in life, whether it's not getting a promotion, not getting a kidney, or not getting that girl; not taking risks just because you don't want to face a natural thing that comes with life simply means you're not living. If you're okay with that, then I cannot help you.
User avatar #101 to #100 - tastycrisps
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Thanks, that actually helps.
User avatar #102 to #101 - captainfuckitall
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(10/01/2013) [-]
I'm glad. Just remember that many of the people around you are just as afraid of getting hurt as you are; there's a reason people look up to those who have confidence and control, it's because it makes those around them feel safer and more secure. If you can be that man, or be the man you want to be, you'll find that nearly everything in life, win or lose, will come easy.
#67 to #19 - Fruzzle
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Just something to add/read if anyone is interested, this book really changes the way you look at social interactions, and it might just inspire you to improve yourself!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game:_Penetrating_the_Secret_Society_of_Pickup_Artists
User avatar #81 to #67 - captainfuckitall
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(09/30/2013) [-]
I would recommend this for hook-ups, but not for serious relationships. You should not have to be a different person with a significant other, the whole point is just to not only be comfortable with one another, but comfortable with yourself.

If, on the other hand, you are only looking for feminine attraction and adoration, go for it.
User avatar #26 to #19 - tippidyt
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(09/29/2013) [-]
You wanna be my boy/girlfriend?
#28 to #26 - datsheriff
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(09/29/2013) [-]
Mm, I do.
Mm, I do.
User avatar #29 to #26 - captainfuckitall
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(09/29/2013) [-]
I'm a male. If you're comfortable with that, then sure.
#41 - brenton
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(09/29/2013) [-]
As a recently married individual, I can attest to every single one of these situations. Seriously. Our life was just summed up in 14 panels.
User avatar #27 - euphoricdorian
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(09/29/2013) [-]
Seeing as there are so many people on here who hate that they are single.....why doesn't someone make a dating channel or something to try and meet a fellow funnyjunker. I mean, you will automatically have one thing in common. you both enjoy fj. Just an idea
User avatar #56 to #27 - neoexdeath
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Because I really, really, REALLY don't want to get raped in the ass when I go to meet my date.
User avatar #91 to #27 - thisotherdude
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(09/30/2013) [-]
I'm lonely but not lonely enough to date the kind of people this site attracts (aka, 12 year olds or asshole cynics)
User avatar #30 to #27 - carlonord
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(09/29/2013) [-]
Dating over the internet and over a long distance sucks, period. Sure, maybe the odd few would work out, but it's unlikely. But maybe that's just enough to warrant it...
User avatar #31 to #30 - euphoricdorian
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I dont meant to date people over the internet. I mean to find fellow funnyjunkers who are local to you. Basically a channel where people could maybe post up something along the lines of who they are and what they are looking for or something and what state or city they live in. Then hopefully they could meet someone local to actually meet.
User avatar #33 to #31 - carlonord
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(09/29/2013) [-]
Ah, much better idea, can't believe that slipped by me. Ya, that seems like a pretty decent idea.
User avatar #35 to #33 - euphoricdorian
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(09/29/2013) [-]
I've thought about doing it in the past since I'm to busy with work to actually go out on dates all that frequently. I just don't know if the idea would catch on or anything.
User avatar #36 to #35 - carlonord
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(09/29/2013) [-]
Well for me personally, I'd probably never use it. But I can certainly see the theoretical appeal. Assuming people were to use it, I could see it being successful. If only by a little bit.
User avatar #38 to #36 - euphoricdorian
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(09/29/2013) [-]
I think it would be most useful for all those people out there claiming to be "forever alone". At the end of the day though 'twas just a thought/suggestion for the ones who are willing to actually do something about not wanting to be single.
User avatar #54 to #30 - heartlessrobot
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(09/30/2013) [-]
It's working for me and gravityfalls, but it really sucks to be so far away.
#14 - spacepieyum
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(09/29/2013) [-]
Now I'm sad.    
   
   
   
 single
Now I'm sad.



single
User avatar #60 to #14 - hairydawg
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(09/30/2013) [-]
Well damn, that there's a Millbee gif.
#10 - deusinsanus
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(09/29/2013) [-]
Wait what? How in the world is that a small coke?
Does that remind anyone else of 'Parks and rec'?
User avatar #16 to #10 - vexaton
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(09/29/2013) [-]
I was going to say the exact same words...
#44 to #10 - brenton
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(09/29/2013) [-]
Parks and Rec master race, reporting in.
User avatar #13 to #10 - heartlessrobot
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(09/29/2013) [-]
Well, considering a large is two liters, that looks about right.
#11 to #10 - postie
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(09/29/2013) [-]
'Murica!
User avatar #12 to #11 - deusinsanus
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I was so close to put a disclaimer like that in the comment. So close. Closer than this: []
#5 - crazycommando
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(09/29/2013) [-]
the whole "nope too hot"    
   
true, until ******* winter comes and then then snuggle like a ************ !   
   
here have a weird pissed off cat
the whole "nope too hot"

true, until ******* winter comes and then then snuggle like a ************ !

here have a weird pissed off cat
#52 - fuckthepopo
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(09/30/2013) [-]
I am single.   
But, alas, I am a very large necromongoloid black man who is 7 feet and ***** **** up.   
I'm pretty sure if I looked at a girl she'd scream rape and run, and that's the only way I can get a girlfriend.   
I mean, it's not like it's that bad, I can still alcohol without someone getting yelly.
I am single.
But, alas, I am a very large necromongoloid black man who is 7 feet and ***** **** up.
I'm pretty sure if I looked at a girl she'd scream rape and run, and that's the only way I can get a girlfriend.
I mean, it's not like it's that bad, I can still alcohol without someone getting yelly.
User avatar #62 to #52 - douevensax
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(09/30/2013) [-]
With that vocab, you can get anyone. ;)
#55 to #52 - heartlessrobot
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(09/30/2013) [-]
This image has expired
MFW I act totally rapey around people and only get called a pervert because people think I'm joking.