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#96 - neeseyninja (09/30/2013) [-]
I first saw this when I was in a relationship....a week later I am now single....
I first saw this when I was in a relationship....a week later I am now single....





#90 - pjnona (09/30/2013) [-]
**pjnona rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at Good ol days ** Dude, this is so me and my girlfriend! haha! I thumb this up!
**pjnona rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at Good ol days ** Dude, this is so me and my girlfriend! haha! I thumb this up!
User avatar #89 - Lintutu (09/30/2013) [-]
Being in a relationship is awesome
User avatar #88 - DJKitty (09/30/2013) [-]
This post wasn't about proving which side was better.
This post was about showing the pros and cons about both relationships and singleness.
I'ts reallly a matter of personal experience and nothing anyone says to someone who's concrete in their decision will change their point of view.
I've been in a relationship for two years and I really don't want to go back to being single.
#80 - phantomonkey (09/30/2013) [-]
This is why cats exist.
#73 - thisotherdude ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
Oh look, another thing that tries to break down the lie I've convinced myself of. I'm better off alone I tell you, there's a lot of nice things about being alone... And a virgin... Don't look at my shame!
#71 - garuda (09/30/2013) [-]
SMALL COKE MY ASS!!!
#95 to #71 - tubbsinlubbers (09/30/2013) [-]
" america"
#66 - kanedam ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
This comic somehow made me want to be in a relationship...

and no i dont have a problem with telling some girl i like her, i just seldom see one that i think is the right one. been almost 3 years since the last one... so far, i just enjoy my single-life and my freedom. but comics like this one make you ponder how nice it would be to be in a relationship again
User avatar #59 - phoenix grinder ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
I'm Phoenix Grinder and I endorse this post. where'd you find this gem?
User avatar #58 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/30/2013) [-]
That food one is waaay off. I don't have fancy dinners and wine just because I'm in a relationship.
User avatar #70 to #58 - guiguito (09/30/2013) [-]
and you are everyone?
why am i asking, you are on fj, you are not in a relationship.
User avatar #72 to #70 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/30/2013) [-]
>implying everybody on here is forever alone
User avatar #74 to #72 - guiguito (09/30/2013) [-]
dare you imply otherwise?
User avatar #76 to #74 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/30/2013) [-]
I do.
User avatar #77 to #76 - guiguito (09/30/2013) [-]
look at the mirror and say that again.
User avatar #78 to #77 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/30/2013) [-]
I see a handsome man in his pajamas. Oh wait, that's me.
User avatar #82 to #78 - guiguito (09/30/2013) [-]
>pajamas
>claim to be in a relationship
User avatar #83 to #82 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/30/2013) [-]
>implying you have to live with your girlfriend the moment you go steady
User avatar #85 to #83 - guiguito (09/30/2013) [-]
just a bro tip, don't ******* let her move in, unless she have like 3 children.
User avatar #87 to #85 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/30/2013) [-]
Wouldn't her having kids be even more reason not to let her move in? I doubt it will get to that point between us anyways.
User avatar #92 to #87 - guiguito (09/30/2013) [-]
just sayin that even before the feminazis, the law is always on the woman's side, if she had chilldren, it is only natural you would let her move in, the children not being yours is not even a hypothesis.
dudes need their space, and the oposite sex tend to rape that space, but if you are cool with that i hope you are cool with her, like forever, because if she lives like 2 months with ya, and she breaks up, the house is now her's, don't ask me, i ain't the lunatic who made those laws.
User avatar #93 to #92 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/30/2013) [-]
Your grasp of the law is pretty poor dude. She could only have your house if you were married and it was agreed upon in court. She can't just take your home, especially if it's in your name.
User avatar #94 to #93 - guiguito (09/30/2013) [-]
i tought like that, but then i had acess to some files at a court, all the names were erased, but i saw stuff like they fend by themselfs, or feeling left her unable to work, that kind of **** , in one the dude laughed at the judge, and they jailed him.
**** gets pretty nasty when it comes to angry mostly black woman.
some even throw in some ******** about abuse, i studied a little about laws and got a copy of my country's constitution, and let me tell you, the ammount of ******** about politicians and woman are way over the roof, there is **** that ins't even plausible and some that are so specific it would make you vomit.
#65 to #58 - kanedam ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
it's normal food (in my opinion)...
and the part about sniffing: damn i must be weird, but i also did that on cocacola or anything...
User avatar #75 to #65 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/30/2013) [-]
No, you're not weird. I sniff everything as well and it has saved me from eating/drinking something bad quite a bit, even prepackaged things.
#57 - kaycie (09/30/2013) [-]
I just want a best friend that's a guy that I can 						****
I just want a best friend that's a guy that I can ****
User avatar #69 to #57 - tankthejackal (09/30/2013) [-]
this is where tomboys have an advantage, they think like guys, so it's easier to relate
User avatar #63 to #57 - falloutfanatic (09/30/2013) [-]
Literally that is easiest thing in the world. I cannot even begin to explain how easy that would be. Breathing is probably the only thing easier than that, and that is a stretch.
User avatar #61 to #57 - douevensax (09/30/2013) [-]
Go out and find someone. You'll be surprised how many will agree.

Just dont call him a friend pls.
#53 - JustForTheLulz (09/30/2013) [-]
At least I can wear my fedora in peace.

I feel so alone
#52 - fuckthepopo (09/30/2013) [-]
I am single.   
But, alas, I am a very large necromongoloid black man who is 7 feet and 						*****					 						****					 up.   
I'm pretty sure if I looked at a girl she'd scream rape and run, and that's the only way I can get a girlfriend.   
I mean, it's not like it's that bad, I can still alcohol without someone getting yelly.
I am single.
But, alas, I am a very large necromongoloid black man who is 7 feet and ***** **** up.
I'm pretty sure if I looked at a girl she'd scream rape and run, and that's the only way I can get a girlfriend.
I mean, it's not like it's that bad, I can still alcohol without someone getting yelly.
User avatar #62 to #52 - douevensax (09/30/2013) [-]
With that vocab, you can get anyone. ;)
#51 - tanisrapedmygoat (09/30/2013) [-]
This makes being in a relationship look way better. Seriously, its fun but being single can also kickass. What's that, I can do whatever the **** I want whenever I want. Oh yeah, that's right cause I'm single. I don't get yelled at for getting drunk with friends. I don't get bothered to watch stupid shows, movies, or go to a play I'm not the least bit interested in.

Don't get me wrong, being in a relationship is pretty fun if you're dating a psycho, but being single is also pretty nice.
#50 - anonymous (09/30/2013) [-]
Taking my crush on a date friday, wish me luck
Im so gonna **** this up...
User avatar #49 - awildniglet (09/30/2013) [-]
As someone who has been in the same relationship for 3 years, I can agree to most of these
Except for the lack of cursing
User avatar #46 - Deathborne (09/30/2013) [-]
Small coke with 2 straws? I dont think so
#41 - brenton (09/29/2013) [-]
As a recently married individual, I can attest to every single one of these situations. Seriously. Our life was just summed up in 14 panels.
#40 - kaboozle123 (09/29/2013) [-]
you know i joke about how relationships can blow and all that. and yeah you do fight once in awhile but.... all in all it ain't that bad, it's pretty cool having someone who's your best friend and they let you play with their fun bits.    
   
oh and hey to all you guys and gals out there single and want a relationship. just ask man, be confident and ask to take them on a date, doesn't have to be a cemented thing just take them on a date and have a good time, usually they'll say yes, and don't get discouraged by being denied
you know i joke about how relationships can blow and all that. and yeah you do fight once in awhile but.... all in all it ain't that bad, it's pretty cool having someone who's your best friend and they let you play with their fun bits.

oh and hey to all you guys and gals out there single and want a relationship. just ask man, be confident and ask to take them on a date, doesn't have to be a cemented thing just take them on a date and have a good time, usually they'll say yes, and don't get discouraged by being denied
#64 to #40 - skorchy (09/30/2013) [-]
Yeah so I've been rejected/friendzoned (same thing, just some said no, others wanna just be friends) 11 times. I turn 18 in less than a month and I'm still a kissless virgin so yeah. Wat do?

And even after these ***************************************** , I am good friends with several of them. One of them cried on my shoulder at lunch because she needed somebody because her bf broke up with her, then another opened up about how her ex pressured her into having sex, then dumped her. Which also involved crying.

I kinda give up on relationships. Ever. I even ask my best friends of the female species questions like "Why is it I can never get in a relationship? What's wrong with me?" and they all say "You're a great guy bla bla bla nothing is wrong with you bla bla etc."

Now whenever I have feelings for someone I just kill them before they grow... because it saves me from pain -_-

User avatar #86 to #64 - kaboozle123 (09/30/2013) [-]
here's your problem, you let them do that stuff, be a man and let them know that that's what you want and you won't take no for an answer. be a stubborn ass and not in a whiny bitchy way. be a man, go drink beer, fish, punch trees, bleed steak, and have dude weekends and bitch about women, this will all help you get one
#98 to #86 - skorchy (09/30/2013) [-]
Drinking, check.
Fishing, 8 million times check.
Punching trees, does minecraft count?
I made steak for dinner last night.
Last weekend all of me and my bros had a party.
Bitching about women? Fo sho. Started getting tired of their **** .

In the last ones I've made sure that my purpose was clear and that I wanted a relationship. That just ended with rejection.
#43 to #40 - misumena (09/29/2013) [-]
Fun bits.......BEST DESCRIPTION EVER
#39 - adamjesus (09/29/2013) [-]
**adamjesus rolled a random image posted in comment #98 at Hero **THANKS FJ FOR REMINDING ME I DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND IM A LONELY ASS **** THANKS!
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