Bart. .. Why not move him to the back in the corner? Bart Why not move him to the back in corner?
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#1 - ubercookieboy ONLINE
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(09/28/2013) [-]
Why not move him to the back in the corner?

#16 to #1 - TehFunnyMan
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#5 to #1 - supamonkey
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(09/29/2013) [-]
Obviously it affects the teacher as well.
#10 to #1 - AdmiralSuperman
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(09/29/2013) [-]
Because there he will become the main character of a popular anime.
#19 to #10 - vatra
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(09/29/2013) [-]
But that would be this seat. The second up from the back on the left side.
#85 to #19 - comradewinter ONLINE
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(09/29/2013) [-]
>Watching The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
>Protagonist placed in the middle row
>Wtf is this ****
>Later in episode gets new seat in proper place
>Feel at ease
#86 to #85 - vatra
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(09/29/2013) [-]
I thought the same thing with that one!
#61 to #19 - imnotironman
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(09/29/2013) [-]
I always sat in the back by the windows when i went to school too.
It was close to the AC and i could look out the window whenever i got bored.

#56 to #19 - bobkiller
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(09/29/2013) [-]
In Watamote! Tomoko sat in the middle of the classroom

Her name is the one in the middle that looks distorted
#79 to #56 - ttubkcid
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(09/29/2013) [-]
She used to stay by the window in the first episodes.
#36 to #10 - twelveinchessoft
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(09/29/2013) [-]
That's the first comment in a while that i've actually thought deserved that many thumbs
#69 to #10 - isus
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(09/29/2013) [-]
AAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

MADE MY DAY
#8 - weenieandthebutt
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(09/29/2013) [-]
How are the corner's B? Shouldn't they be an A since they're the furthest away according to Pythagoras theorem.
#12 to #8 - datfunnyguy
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(09/29/2013) [-]
actually same distance from all angles
#18 to #8 - makedonski
+1
(09/29/2013) [-]
Hypothetically yes, but not in practice.
#53 to #8 - prozack
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(09/29/2013) [-]
However, the students with B's in the corner are sitting next to students with F's, while the students with A's in the corner are sitting next to students with D's
#11 to #8 - agrofenlas
+2
(09/29/2013) [-]
This is not the math you're looking for.
#13 to #8 - harrisonfordor
+116
(09/29/2013) [-]
Sitting further away from Bart doesn't guarantee straight A's, jeez stop blaming it all on him.
#43 to #13 - reggaemortis
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(09/29/2013) [-]
He didn't do it.
#67 to #43 - maffi
+2
(09/29/2013) [-]
But the Simpsons did. Sorry, I will go now.
#87 to #67 - reggaemortis
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(09/29/2013) [-]
So did Britney Spears.
#76 to #13 - newsuperyoshi
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(09/29/2013) [-]
Don't have a cow, man.
#3 - SimpleSimpleton
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(09/29/2013) [-]
When I went to school we had one bad kid in our class, ironically, he was the only black person in our entire elementary school (Not big, 300 kids maybe). Lets call him problem ******. When problem ****** acted up, the teacher pulled his desk right beside hers so that there was "no way" of shenanigans. Little did she know problem ****** liked to make faces at his friends to get them to laugh, and when they did, the bitch had no idea it was problem ******, so the kids got in trouble, and problem ****** eventually got to go back to where he was sitting among the rest of the class... Until he was being a problem ****** again..... The cycle continued through most of school. problem ****** went to college and became a paramedic.
#35 to #3 - BigDoktor
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(09/29/2013) [-]
Being a "bad kid" in elementary school is likely the same thing as being a normal, well-adjusted adult anywhere else. Problem ****** probably got in trouble so much because it was the easier option for the teacher to conform kids to their lesson instead of the other way around. Because elementary school is just a fascist, conformist prison, man.
Being a "bad kid" in elementary school is likely the same thing as being a normal, well-adjusted adult anywhere else. Problem ****** probably got in trouble so much because it was the easier option for the teacher to conform kids to their lesson instead of the other way around. Because elementary school is just a fascist, conformist prison, man.
#39 to #35 - zarcos
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(09/29/2013) [-]
Go back to your drum circle hippie.
#46 to #35 - brettyht
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(09/29/2013) [-]
Don't know why, but I feel like the ", man" makes this about 10 times more hippie-ish
Don't know why, but I feel like the ", man" makes this about 10 times more hippie-ish
#78 to #35 - newsuperyoshi
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(09/29/2013) [-]
I'd say that Elementary School wasn't the worst thing ever, what you described is Middle School/Jn. High.
#74 to #35 - spanishninja
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(09/29/2013) [-]
*****, you just went full retard.
Never go full retard.
#6 to #3 - popperland
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(09/29/2013) [-]
it's not ironic that the only black kid was problem ******. it's the opposite of ironic, it's highly expected.
#15 to #6 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
+3
(09/29/2013) [-]
Racist jokes are a risky gamble on FJ, and you lost it.
#38 to #15 - zarcos
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(09/29/2013) [-]
It wasn't a joke it's the truth.
#17 to #3 - tomtomvdp ONLINE
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(09/29/2013) [-]
Man... looking back at my elementary school days . Laughing could get you in trouble... what the hell is wrong with people , it's laughing , we don't live in nazi germany.
#48 to #17 - BigDoktor
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(09/29/2013) [-]
I did it to acknowledge its quality of that regard and at the same time offset its seriousness. But it looks like people took it too literally.
#81 to #48 - tomtomvdp ONLINE
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(09/29/2013) [-]
Don't worry , the wrong Fj bandwagon went trough your comment , and that's why it got thumbed down. I gave you some green for your hassle.
#47 to #3 - jinkazama
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(09/29/2013) [-]
That's not ironic. In fact, it's the complete opposite. If it were one white kid in a class of black kids then it would be kind of ironic. But what you said isn't ironic. It's coincidental.

I'm forbidding you from using ironic until you can use it correctly.
#50 to #47 - thisisrarity
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(09/29/2013) [-]
it's ironic because he was the only black person and he was being a ******
#65 to #50 - adplum
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#84 to #50 - jinkazama
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(09/29/2013) [-]
That's as ironic as an alive person breathing.

Something doing what's expected is not ironic. Ironic would be an idiotic asian.
#66 to #3 - muhammedthejew
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(09/29/2013) [-]
Not big? our entire school had 70 kids
#83 to #66 - theshinypen
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(09/29/2013) [-]
That's tiny, our school had no kids when I was done with it.
#77 to #3 - newsuperyoshi
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(09/29/2013) [-]
I expected to hear that he got bad grades because he was black there. Please don't kill me.
#40 to #3 - therealtjthemedic
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(09/29/2013) [-]
'Problem ******, you're sitting up the front of the ambulance with me.'
#9 to #3 - guanyu
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(09/29/2013) [-]
I read all that in his voice.
#14 - skuser
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(09/29/2013) [-]
Put it away! Put it away!
#21 - thesinful
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(09/29/2013) [-]
Remember when Bart actually studied and tried to do well on a test only to fail anyway? Gave me so many feels.
Remember when Bart actually studied and tried to do well on a test only to fail anyway? Gave me so many feels.
#63 to #21 - disies
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(09/29/2013) [-]
When  I was not used to study, I once ask a friend who was really smart in math for help,  he accepted, but when the day arrived, he didn't show up, and no matter how hard I study, I failed   
   
 Now I'm pretty good by myself
When I was not used to study, I once ask a friend who was really smart in math for help, he accepted, but when the day arrived, he didn't show up, and no matter how hard I study, I failed

Now I'm pretty good by myself
#23 to #21 - thorseph
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(09/29/2013) [-]
he got a d-. HE PASSED!
#32 to #23 - thesinful
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(09/29/2013) [-]
Which was a totally heartwarming move on his teacher's part.
#33 to #32 - thorseph
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(09/29/2013) [-]
i... KISSED THE TEACHER, ewww
#68 to #33 - specialone
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(09/29/2013) [-]
First season is not best season, but's still pretty good.
First season is not best season, but's still pretty good.
#22 - kyrozor
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(09/29/2013) [-]
That's what some players are like when you try to play Ranked in League of Legends.
#57 to #22 - icameheretotroll ONLINE
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(09/29/2013) [-]
>Ranked
>"Sry guys I have to go eat even though I was perfectly aware of the fact that I was about to eat so I still started anyways"
#52 to #22 - lovepain
+1
(09/29/2013) [-]
Guys i main JUNGLE   
   
0 GANKS dies by red..
Guys i main JUNGLE

0 GANKS dies by red..
#44 to #22 - igneous
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(09/29/2013) [-]
MFW
#25 to #22 - xoyv
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(09/29/2013) [-]
mid or feed
#26 to #25 - kyrozor
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(09/29/2013) [-]
*last pick*

"I can't play support"
#27 to #26 - xoyv
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(09/29/2013) [-]
"HEY GUYS, DON'T WORRY I GOT THIS!"

*uses an EXACT set used by a pro*
#28 to #27 - kyrozor
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(09/29/2013) [-]
"I don't need to buy wards noob I am playing Nidalee"

*proceeds to put one trap in plain sight outside of mid or bot river brush*
#29 to #28 - xoyv
+2
(09/29/2013) [-]
*buys a divine rapier*

"it was in my suggested items!"
#30 to #29 - kyrozor
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(09/29/2013) [-]
"**** wrong masteries I have 40AP" - Zed
#31 to #30 - xoyv
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(09/29/2013) [-]
"DAMN IT, i keep grabbing minions!"
#34 to #31 - kyrozor
+4
(09/29/2013) [-]
"Thresh, you need to land more grabs" - Vayne - 63 CS - 25 minutes
#41 to #34 - vaggay
+2
(09/29/2013) [-]
*jungler, 0 ganks top while enemy jungler ganked 5 times at 14 mins*

"Wow top noob you lose tower"
#45 to #41 - ikil
+1
(09/29/2013) [-]
"brb, gonna go feed my cat."
#73 to #45 - vaggay
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(09/29/2013) [-]
"sorry i check facebook"
#75 to #27 - vaggay
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(09/29/2013) [-]
"i am following a guide on mobafire the mana manipulator works miracles on lee sin"
#62 to #26 - hargleblarg
+1
(09/29/2013) [-]
I main support.
#80 to #62 - kyrozor
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(09/29/2013) [-]
Same. If they have anyone but Blitz or Leona I'll just jump on the Sona train.
#42 to #25 - hiken
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(09/29/2013) [-]
*Does both of them anyways*
#54 to #25 - nidhugg
+1
(09/29/2013) [-]
"I'll go mid with Leona"
#20 - jaraandrew
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(09/29/2013) [-]
My teacher LITERALLY called me The Black Hole. Because I'd always talk to people and distract them so much their grades would drop. Usually by a whole letter.
#82 to #20 - theshinypen
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(09/29/2013) [-]
You dropped grades like age drops testicles
#24 to #20 - thorseph
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(09/29/2013) [-]
the funny part is when your grades don't drop...
#49 - finni
+1
(09/29/2013) [-]
What if the reason the others are failing because he sits there is because everybody is cheating and except Bart who is honest and does what he can and that's why those around him fail?
#59 to #49 - seelcudoom
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#7 - swayze
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(09/29/2013) [-]
Then homer talks through that cone like a megaphone...
#2 - tiaatortilla
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(09/28/2013) [-]
brilliant omg
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