Mission Accomplished. .. What if it was spiderbro?
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#12 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (09/29/2013) [-]
What if it was spiderbro?
#23 to #12 - yaybacon (09/29/2013) [-]
That made me sad.
That made me sad.
User avatar #18 to #12 - spamalope (09/29/2013) [-]
How ******* big was that spider if it could kill a mouse?
User avatar #37 to #18 - thederpestest (09/29/2013) [-]
Or how ******* venomous was it?
#2 - sonjaynooy (09/28/2013) [-]
Once there was a bee on the bus to school and so I cracked a window with my backpack just to kill it.

The bee died.
User avatar #31 to #2 - iliketires (09/29/2013) [-]
I am glad to know this story had a happy ending.
#48 to #2 - seizure (09/29/2013) [-]
y wud u kil a b u lil ****
#33 to #2 - cazabrow (09/29/2013) [-]
Plot Twist: Asian.
User avatar #16 to #2 - fasthink (09/29/2013) [-]
***** bees are cool.
#22 to #2 - include (09/29/2013) [-]
Bees are bros, they give us honey.   
   
Wasps are evil.   
   
There's a difference.
Bees are bros, they give us honey.

Wasps are evil.

There's a difference.
#15 - fuckinfuckinfuck (09/29/2013) [-]
My brother was driving us both to school one day and there was a mosquito inside the car on the windshield and he angrily tried to crush it with the heel of his palm, and ended up smashing the windshield. We sat there in silence for about ten seconds, then just started laughing.

hfw explaining broken windshield to father
User avatar #19 to #15 - skeetskeetskeeeeet (09/29/2013) [-]
Holy **** , is your friend a super-human? You would have to try that hard as **** over and over again just to crack a windshield
User avatar #20 to #19 - fuckinfuckinfuck (09/29/2013) [-]
He got really pissed and struck it a solid four times or so in rapid succession. Also, he lifts.
User avatar #21 to #20 - skeetskeetskeeeeet (09/29/2013) [-]
I bench press 250 and it would still be hard af to do that
User avatar #25 to #21 - fuckinfuckinfuck (09/29/2013) [-]
I sat on a bench once
#29 to #25 - anon (09/29/2013) [-]
The windshield must have already been cracked. Could have been micro-fissures or whatever. But there's no way you could break a windshield like that normally.
User avatar #5 - awesomeruben (09/28/2013) [-]
So where's the positive note?
#11 to #5 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (09/29/2013) [-]
Here
User avatar #32 - colourandshape (09/29/2013) [-]
it took me a minute to figure out that i was looking at a cracked mirror...
User avatar #52 - jakekel (09/29/2013) [-]
it took me way too long to figure out that was a mirror
#26 - yuukoku (09/29/2013) [-]
"on a positive note."
#9 - rakaka (09/29/2013) [-]
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#50 - wildemu (09/29/2013) [-]
Did anyone else read spider as sphincter?

No?

Okay...

Worst part is I have glasses just so I could see better...Jesus Christ, Marie!
#34 - ridivey ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
HFW now he can sleep easy
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User avatar #14 to #8 - caterpiec (09/29/2013) [-]
That was to enlarge it because it is hard to read for most people.
#35 - japanmann (09/29/2013) [-]
>catch mouse in cage
>mom tells me to kill it
>start playing gta5
>mouse at my side
>not even moving in the cage
>drop in a piece of my cereal
>doesnt pay much attention to it
>continue playing cod
>mom walks in and sees the mouse
>are you feeding the mouse
>tell her yea it looked hungry
>couple minutes go by
>I pick up the cage
>shake the living hell out of it
>mouse is bouncing off the walls
>i ****** smile
>for the next 2 days i torture the **** out of it
>pour glue on the back of it
>light it on fire
>bitch is unstoppabe
>finally light a m80 next to it
>its sort of moving cant tell
>kinda feel sad..
>start looking for a new mouse
#46 to #35 - bobkiller (09/29/2013) [-]
If this story is true... You're one of the reasons Media hates Video Games

#47 to #35 - anon (09/29/2013) [-]
lol im so insane xDDDDDD DD Dno
#53 to #35 - theshadowed (09/29/2013) [-]
3edgy5me
3edgy5me
#58 to #35 - spanishninja (09/29/2013) [-]
OMFGOSH MAN IM SO CRAZY, LIKE IM JUST LIKE THE JOKER XDDDDD
I LOVE DOING LIKE EVIL THINGS CUZ IS SO FAHNNY!!XDDDD

no.
User avatar #54 to #35 - germed (09/29/2013) [-]
> start playing gta5
> continue playing cod
WHICH IS IT OBAMA!?
User avatar #57 to #54 - spanishninja (09/29/2013) [-]
BUT WHO WAS CAMERA
#49 to #35 - dross (09/29/2013) [-]
That wasn't a good story at all!
#36 to #35 - snackman (09/29/2013) [-]
your therapist must be rich
your therapist must be rich
User avatar #38 to #36 - wallbuilder (09/29/2013) [-]
That would imply he goes to one.
#42 - embling (09/29/2013) [-]
I don't quite know what I'm looking at.
#43 to #42 - embling (09/29/2013) [-]
HOLY **** IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO REALISE THAT'S A MIRROR!!
#40 - zuppon (09/29/2013) [-]
Took me a while to realize it was a mirror, lol.
User avatar #39 - stefanieg (09/29/2013) [-]
once my brother killed a wasp with a wooden knife block... killed the window it was on too
#24 - themapestree (09/29/2013) [-]
Celebrate the victory!
Celebrate the victory!
#27 to #24 - drigoon (09/29/2013) [-]
Shouldda killed it with fire...
Shouldda killed it with fire...
#30 to #24 - ajweston (09/29/2013) [-]
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#13 - hiccupthehuman (09/29/2013) [-]
What if he gets 7 years of bad luck in the form of spiders?
User avatar #10 - furryflava (09/29/2013) [-]
took me way too long to realize it was a mirror
**** you windex
User avatar #7 - gingebro (09/29/2013) [-]
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
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