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BILLY MAYS HERE,

iii
I Bury Mays is up in heaven partying we its . 99
go to yopur [BUM
BUT IN/ UT TH ERES MORE
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#4 - ohemgeezus (09/28/2013) [+] (13 replies)
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY **** IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS **** COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER’S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT’LL GROW THREE INCHES. **** .

IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT **** AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS ******* KABOOM AND WE’LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, ****** . THOSE ******* TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU’LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR ******* SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU’LL SIMULTANEOUSLY **** , PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? **** YOU, THAT’S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I’LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN’T STOP SO **** YOU. I’M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT ******* .

SO CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU

THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS 1-800-781-7529
THATS ONE EIGHT ZERO ZERO SEVEN EIGHT ONE SEVEN FIVE TWO NINE

CALL NAO!
#14 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (09/28/2013) [+] (11 replies)
#2 - dirtydollar (09/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#12 - kanbabrif (09/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #3 - dedaluminus (09/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Is anyone really surprised that a man whose entire job was pushing the sale of white powder died from too much cocaine? I wonder if he ever did a line of oxiclean by mistake. or on purpose
#7 - megafranco (09/28/2013) [-]
just going to leave this here
#6 - strikestorm (09/28/2013) [-]
I made this for him back when he died, when I still played Farm Town.


I am ashamed of the one spot that I missed.
#31 - arcticassassin ONLINE (09/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
R.I.P
#22 - childpls ONLINE (09/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#41 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE

Heil Hitler
User avatar #30 - bruinslover (09/28/2013) [-]
i'll always use my Big City Slider Station with respect, Billy....
User avatar #29 - stupidundeadzombie ONLINE (09/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What would have made more sence, and it Rhymes,

"Billy Mays is Partying in Heaven, like its $19.97"
#17 - rdobet (09/28/2013) [-]
Why, Emkay?! I trusted you.
User avatar #10 - crazylance (09/28/2013) [-]
I love this post.
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