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User avatar #32 to #14 - pimpinboobnugget (09/28/2013) [-]
I don't get it explain please.
User avatar #36 to #32 - twi (09/28/2013) [-]
because "billy mays here" isn't as good as "BILLY MAYS HERE"
User avatar #34 to #32 - zorororonoa (09/28/2013) [-]
Billy Mays is notorious for yelling in his commercials. The Billy Mays key is replacing the caps lock, and with him yelling all the time, it is like he is using caps lock in real life.
User avatar #46 to #34 - mvtjets (09/29/2013) [-]
Implying Billy Mays yelling is a bad thing
User avatar #49 to #46 - zorororonoa (09/29/2013) [-]
I didn't say it was
User avatar #52 to #49 - mvtjets (09/29/2013) [-]
Notorious usually implies something is known for something bad tho
User avatar #53 to #52 - manwithmanynames (09/29/2013) [-]
Well, notorious simply means "famous or famous for," the negative connotation was developed long after and still isn't truly part of the word.
User avatar #55 to #53 - mvtjets (09/29/2013) [-]
But if it's in the modern dictionary then that's what it means.

www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/notorious
User avatar #56 to #55 - manwithmanynames (09/29/2013) [-]
I'm sorry then, I haven't looked up the word in the dictionary for a while. I was always told that the negative connotation of notorious was developed long after and is not truly part of the word.
How about this... notorious means "famous or famous for," while used with a negative connotation, it can also have a positive manner.
#21 to #14 - jesusjellybeans (09/28/2013) [-]
first good laugh all day.
well deserved thumb.
User avatar #25 to #21 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
I aim to please.
#4 - ohemgeezus (09/28/2013) [-]
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY **** IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS **** COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER’S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT’LL GROW THREE INCHES. **** .

IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT **** AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS ******* KABOOM AND WE’LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, ****** . THOSE ******* TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU’LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR ******* SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU’LL SIMULTANEOUSLY **** , PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? **** YOU, THAT’S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I’LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN’T STOP SO **** YOU. I’M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT ******* .

SO CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU

THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS 1-800-781-7529
THATS ONE EIGHT ZERO ZERO SEVEN EIGHT ONE SEVEN FIVE TWO NINE

CALL NAO!
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User avatar #24 to #4 - doublicious (09/28/2013) [-]
WHAT'S THE AREA CODE?
#28 to #4 - rdibp (09/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #39 to #4 - pedrophile (09/29/2013) [-]
Billy Mays KABOOM Dub You laugh you lose
#40 to #4 - thesinful (09/29/2013) [-]
Did you know if you laugh enough your cheeks start hurting? Neither did I.
Did you know if you laugh enough your cheeks start hurting? Neither did I.
User avatar #48 to #4 - wienersack (09/29/2013) [-]
How the **** does this not have more thumbs?
User avatar #62 to #4 - smithforprez (09/29/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHgEnN2PFzo
Billy mays isn't around so we found the next best guy
#50 to #4 - ohemgeezus (09/29/2013) [-]
what the 			****		, uberandrew thumbed me up? oh 			****		 			******
what the **** , uberandrew thumbed me up? oh **** ******
#5 to #4 - secretdestroyers (09/28/2013) [-]
Just.....just take all my thumbs.
User avatar #9 to #4 - computor (09/28/2013) [-]
I lost my **** at "IT’LL GROW THREE INCHES. **** ."
#15 to #4 - frenchtoastftw (09/28/2013) [-]
I read it in his voice the second I saw his name.
#19 to #4 - nitsuan (09/28/2013) [-]
That was glorious
That was glorious
#16 - charliechambers ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
#2 - dirtydollar ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #59 to #2 - XxXRoxasXxX (09/29/2013) [-]
It should say "KABOOM! AND THE STAIN IS GONE!"
#8 to #2 - antzell ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
#27 to #12 - niggernazi (09/28/2013) [-]
here is a bigger version for you bro
User avatar #18 to #12 - freestyleristaken (09/28/2013) [-]
I laughed.... what have i done!?
#20 - tehskyizblue ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
#7 - megafranco (09/28/2013) [-]
just going to leave this here
User avatar #3 - dedaluminus (09/28/2013) [-]
Is anyone really surprised that a man whose entire job was pushing the sale of white powder died from too much cocaine? I wonder if he ever did a line of oxiclean by mistake. or on purpose
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#47 to #31 - clifford (09/29/2013) [-]
And may you still have that kickin beard In the afterlife when I go.
And may you still have that kickin beard In the afterlife when I go.
#6 - strikestorm ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
I made this for him back when he died, when I still played Farm Town.


I am ashamed of the one spot that I missed.
#42 to #22 - toiletpepperoni (09/29/2013) [-]
That made me spit up my coffee
#41 - mudkipfucker (09/29/2013) [-]
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE

Heil Hitler
#35 - walkingdisaster (09/28/2013) [-]
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#1 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #61 - lesolan (09/29/2013) [-]
Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin.  Epic Rap Battles of History #10
#54 - fuckoatmeal (09/29/2013) [-]
** *********** rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at doodles n' shit ** billys fw
#51 - disies (09/29/2013) [-]
MFW Blilly Mays
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