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#16 - yeh (09/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #75 to #16 - grandlordchicken (09/28/2013) [-]
What is this gif from, it's amazing!
User avatar #139 to #75 - thebrownydestroyer **User deleted account** (09/28/2013) [-]
Hellbenders
#91 to #75 - kolokainte (09/28/2013) [-]
from your ass cock sucker
#107 to #91 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (09/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #1 - weeballoonz **User deleted account** (09/27/2013) [-]
I don't know if this is racist or nice
#28 to #1 - John Cena (09/28/2013) [-]
And THAT is what's wrong with America.
#77 to #1 - John Cena (09/28/2013) [-]
I think you need to look up the definition of racist, faggot.
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#68 to #1 - thevoodoofrog (09/28/2013) [-]
Its subversive of your expectations. It makes you think its about a racist man, when its really about a man who wants to welcome someone else into a clean house.
User avatar #114 to #1 - iridium (09/28/2013) [-]
It's trying to satirize racist dads, if I'm reading this right.
#73 to #1 - expressway (09/28/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure its a satire piece to show how ridiculous some people can be abut how clean their homes are
#70 to #1 - europe (09/28/2013) [-]
If he tidies up the home just because the boyfriend is black, then it would be reverse racism, which is still racism
User avatar #24 to #1 - punnyjunky (09/28/2013) [-]
I think the idea is that it fools you into thinking it's going to be some redneck raving about blacks. To be honest I'm surprised not many people are catching on, if that is the case.
#55 to #1 - wolfxrider (09/28/2013) [-]
I'm not sure, but...
User avatar #4 to #1 - fatalkill (09/27/2013) [-]
just because it's nice doesn't men it can't be racist.
#62 - nebuchadnezzaurus (09/28/2013) [-]
I'm not racist, that is, I don't think any race is inferior to the other.    
HOWEVER, I do find most black men and women's facial features unattractive. It's just the way it is for me, and to call me racist for that is like saying that black people aren't black.
I'm not racist, that is, I don't think any race is inferior to the other.
HOWEVER, I do find most black men and women's facial features unattractive. It's just the way it is for me, and to call me racist for that is like saying that black people aren't black.
User avatar #111 to #62 - listerthepessimist (09/28/2013) [-]
Ditto, I don't find black girls attractive, but the same can be said of tanned white chicks
User avatar #113 to #62 - bankaii (09/28/2013) [-]
Depends on the type for me, I do like their asses.
User avatar #148 to #62 - Bad Man ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
I'm Black myself, and I can see where you're coming from. A lot of Black people I see aren't all that good looking, mostly because I mostly live in white communities. The ones that are good-looking, I think look better than anyone else, except Latinas.

Personally, I've always been attracted to the person rather than to a race in general. I don't really care what ethnicity they are.
User avatar #69 to #62 - slapchoppin ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
plus they all have AIDS
#72 to #69 - firnen (09/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #63 to #62 - dharkmoswen (09/28/2013) [-]
Meh, that's not racist at all. Black just isn't your 'type.' Simple as that.
User avatar #66 to #62 - Pruzman (09/28/2013) [-]
I thumbed you for the .gif. hilarious! but, I agree. it's personal preference.
User avatar #103 to #62 - harbingerwolf (09/28/2013) [-]
"YOU RACIST MOTHER ****** YOU NEED TO LOVE EVERYONE IN THE WORLD AND ADORE EVERY SINGLE FEATURE OF EVERYONE EVER REGARDLESS OF PERSONAL TASTE!"

-Society.
User avatar #89 to #62 - ludislavonac (09/28/2013) [-]
That's ok in my book, same with asian women for me. They look nice in pics and porn, but in reality they are short and often don't have any curves, but maybe I have just been seeing/meeting 4/10 asian chicks, so my opinion might change.
#3 - kupotastic (09/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #137 to #3 - cazabrow (09/28/2013) [-]
god damn it i was just about to upload this and say: "This in reverse"
User avatar #67 to #3 - gitanisme ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
I think a reversed one would be more relevant
#74 to #67 - najar (09/28/2013) [-]
I tried.
I tried.
#81 - jewishbastard (09/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #31 - metalheadtildeath (09/28/2013) [-]
just how canadian is this guy?
#32 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (09/28/2013) [-]
*******		 racist red-neck son of a- oh wait, he's cool.
******* racist red-neck son of a- oh wait, he's cool.
User avatar #100 to #32 - snowshark (09/28/2013) [-]
Actually, I think he's British. The last line kinda gives me that impression.
User avatar #76 - kaiizel (09/28/2013) [-]
Both my parents are racist, they won't allow me to bring a black guy home as they "don't want any niglets in the family".
User avatar #78 to #76 - sketchE (09/28/2013) [-]
my friends parents are like that but his dad said hed love to have a bunch of niglets running around
User avatar #85 to #78 - wertgf (09/28/2013) [-]
My friends niglets are like that but his niglet said he'd hate to have his dad around
User avatar #92 to #85 - sketchE (09/28/2013) [-]
what a conundrum
#105 to #78 - mantou (09/28/2013) [-]
that 's kind of badass
#83 - internetrage (09/28/2013) [-]
this is genuinely hilarious
this is genuinely hilarious
User avatar #15 - Blargosnarf (09/28/2013) [-]
Not gonna lie, I was angry for a second while I read the top part...
#17 to #15 - urghseventysix (09/28/2013) [-]
WHAT? HOW?
#21 - zourch (09/28/2013) [-]
....to show him how much better a white mans house is?
User avatar #25 to #21 - itsmedumbass (09/28/2013) [-]
heh
#34 to #21 - justakewldewd (09/28/2013) [-]
'I find your interior decorating...'
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#43 - miia ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
I find this content to be over the average of funny.
User avatar #130 to #43 - mrfive (09/28/2013) [-]
thumbs for mia
#30 - andypanda (09/28/2013) [-]
when i'm in line for lunch at my school i like to yell racial slurs as loud as i can. my favorite is to stand behind a bunch of mexicans and yell "I hate all these damn beaners!!" (because they are so prideful of their country) the amount of confusion when they turn around and don't know who said it because i'm mexican
User avatar #39 to #30 - srskate (09/28/2013) [-]
I approve and disapprove at the same time.
#12 - John Cena (09/28/2013) [-]
This is from 'The Onion' and is several years old
#13 - madcoww (09/28/2013) [-]
mfw
mfw
#5 - micekill (09/27/2013) [-]
say what you say, i think white women who date black men are the whoriest type of girl i have ever seen, i am yet to meet one that isn't a bitch
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User avatar #151 to #5 - Bad Man ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
I'm Black, and most of the white girls who've had a crush on me have been really nice, Christian girls who're some of my best friends.
User avatar #153 to #5 - dubslao (09/28/2013) [-]
my sister is engaged to a black man, and I would be more than proud to welcome him into my family.
#6 to #5 - bigballslol (09/27/2013) [-]
You sir are the smartest person on this site.
User avatar #11 to #5 - deescalation ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
....how the hell does this have positive thumbs? I guess FJ doesn't approve of interracial relationships between blacks and whites
User avatar #35 to #11 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (09/28/2013) [-]
It's not as much about not approving of interracial relationships, as it is that personal experience has shown that the people in them are often degenerates.
User avatar #38 to #35 - srskate (09/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, you can take your preconceived notions, and **** right off.
User avatar #40 to #38 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (09/28/2013) [-]
First of all, I wasn't really sharing my opinion, I was just saying that Deescalation's comment was putting words in Micekill's mouth. I'm pretty indifferent on the topic, but logical fallacies annoy me.

Secondly,
"preconceived notions"
"personal experience"
Those are two very different things.
User avatar #41 to #40 - srskate (09/28/2013) [-]
Ahh, I misinterpreted your comment then

I wouldn't say he's putting words in anyones mouth, he seems pretty spot on

and preconceived notions come from personal experience. I assumed that you held some preconceived notions because of personal experience.
User avatar #42 to #41 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (09/28/2013) [-]
He said that a lot of the people he had come across in interracial relationships were "Whoreish". He did not claim he doesn't like interracial relationships because he "Doesn't want people mix racing" or any of the reasons that serious racists have.
Deescalation's comment made it act like he was specifically against the concept of interracial relationships, but he didn't.

Well he's saying he formed his opinion due to personal experience. Personal experience could cause preconceived notions in the future, but they didn't effect why he came to the opinion. If his opinion wasn't formed because of preconceived notions, why would they come into the discussion about his opinion?
If he met an interracial couple and immediately thought the girl was a whore, despite a lack of evidence, then preconceived notions would come into play.
User avatar #44 to #42 - srskate (09/28/2013) [-]
" i think white women who date black men are the whoriest type of girl i have ever seen"
^thats a notion, and its sure as hell preconcieved

I think we might be being pedantic here though.

Also, the main reason this got me a bit bothered is because one of my good friends happens to have a preference for black guys. Because of this, micekil's comment quite annoyed me because she is a very nice girl with very good morals, and I felt the need to defend her.
User avatar #45 to #44 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (09/28/2013) [-]
You left out the part where he said "i am yet to meet one that isn't a bitch"
That's personal experience, which is likely the cause for him thinking they're all "whoreish".


No offense to you or your friend, but it seems a little bit wrong to prefer one race over the other. I mean, it's practically racism. Also that's likely due to preconceived notions, which you seem to have a problem with.
#46 to #45 - srskate (09/28/2013) [-]
some things are just based on what one finds physically attractive. Preferences are bound to exist. I'm not saying she wouldn't date a non-black guy, but she definitely prefers the chocolate.   
   
we're just kind of going in circles with this other conversation, so heres a gif
some things are just based on what one finds physically attractive. Preferences are bound to exist. I'm not saying she wouldn't date a non-black guy, but she definitely prefers the chocolate.

we're just kind of going in circles with this other conversation, so heres a gif
#48 to #46 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (09/28/2013) [-]
I guess I can agree with you there.   
To be completely honest, I don't find black people to be physically attractive.
I guess I can agree with you there.
To be completely honest, I don't find black people to be physically attractive.
#49 to #48 - srskate (09/28/2013) [-]
I think we've come to an agreement.
Personally, the darkest girl that I still thought looked good was this smoking puerto rican girl.
#79 to #42 - micekill (09/28/2013) [-]
you are right, i couldn't care less about wwhat someone wnats to stick up their body, be it black, yellow, gay, plastic or animal. i'm just sayin' the ones i met are whorish, i can welcome anyone who is seriously in a relationship with anyone.
#33 to #5 - farfigschiter (09/28/2013) [-]
Are the white women dating black men or ******* ?
#20 to #5 - rhetoricalfunny (09/28/2013) [-]
I'm sure that your experiences are representative of every other person's, and are 100% accurate with there being not a single case to the contrary.
I'm sure that your experiences are representative of every other person's, and are 100% accurate with there being not a single case to the contrary.
User avatar #52 to #5 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/28/2013) [-]
My grandma had my mom with a black man (my grandfather) and she's not a whore. She may smoke like a chimney, drink a **** ton of whiskey (or at least used to) and curse like a sailor but she's definitely no whore.
User avatar #116 to #5 - bannon (09/28/2013) [-]
My neighbours are a black and white couple. He's black and he's a postman. She's white and she's a teacher or something. Both of them are really cool, kind and nice people. It's their son that I hate. . .

Always kicking the ball against the ******* wall!!
User avatar #36 to #5 - srskate (09/28/2013) [-]
I think you are outright wrong. A friend of mine has what many call "Jungle Fever" and she is the nicest and most christian girl I know.

So **** off, she's a good friend and I'm sticking up for her.
User avatar #37 to #36 - srskate (09/28/2013) [-]
That, and my cousin is dating a black guy and they're both among the most responsible and good people I know.
User avatar #60 to #5 - guymandude (09/28/2013) [-]
ok, who cheated on you with a black guy? come on, spit it out , we're all friends here. jk you are a judgmental douche
User avatar #23 to #5 - negrocop (09/28/2013) [-]
My aunt married a black, and that man I am more than proud to call my uncle.
User avatar #19 to #5 - westylegity (09/28/2013) [-]
My mate is black and his girlfriend is white. They are the nicest couple I've met.
#90 - octaviano (09/28/2013) [-]
Oh this guy.
He's winning, any you know why? Because he just made his article interesting in the best way.
It almost sounds racist, so you keep reading. But instead of a redneck racist father, you find a dad that's embaressed that the house is not tidy.

It's incredible.
User avatar #98 to #90 - pokimone (09/28/2013) [-]
I don't really understand why you got thumbed down into oblivion. You're post makes sense, its a little obvious, but its a good, brief, factual post. It confuses me why people would thumb you down for it. Have a thumb to help. Also... I like RWBY too... we should be friends...
#104 to #98 - sergeantwazup (09/28/2013) [-]
It's getting thumbed down because their stating the obvious. Everything they said is the exact reason everyone thought it was funny.
#102 to #90 - freakyfingers (09/28/2013) [-]
Not sure if clever troll...
#120 to #90 - rabidaardvark (09/28/2013) [-]
thumbed for RWBY
thumbed for RWBY
#123 to #120 - octaviano (09/28/2013) [-]
RWBY's starting to be a reason to thumb up?
RWBY's starting to be a reason to thumb up?
#124 to #123 - rabidaardvark (09/28/2013) [-]
well for me it is.
well for me it is.
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User avatar #146 to #94 - Bad Man ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
Not progressive, decent.
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User avatar #150 to #149 - Bad Man ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
I don't really know how you arrived at that conclusion...
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User avatar #157 to #155 - Bad Man ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
Found the white supremacist.
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