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#13 - krispyking (09/27/2013) [-]
Scotland here I come
User avatar #49 to #13 - goodcheese (09/28/2013) [-]
phrasing, boom!
User avatar #172 to #13 - afjhahsdsl (09/28/2013) [-]
I just said the same exact thing in my head 5 minutes ago, I had to check the username to make sure it wasn't me. Sounds lame but it was kind of scary for me.
#44 to #13 - iamspika (09/28/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#87 to #13 - scotlandhome (09/28/2013) [-]
Have fun with our woman's rigid teeth, shaggy hair, and occasional nice ass
Have fun with our woman's rigid teeth, shaggy hair, and occasional nice ass
User avatar #114 to #87 - theodordronen (09/28/2013) [-]
and the coolest accent in the world
User avatar #14 to #13 - soupkittenagain (09/27/2013) [-]
It doesn't necessarily mean they look good...
#101 to #14 - anon (09/28/2013) [-]
At this point. they don't have I'm on 2/100 dates. Ill **** just about anything with a gina
#25 to #14 - draxdiesel (09/28/2013) [-]
more often than not the exact opposite
User avatar #24 to #14 - turdburgalar (09/28/2013) [-]
Oh but it does
#76 to #13 - anomaisies (09/28/2013) [-]
Susanne Coffey is my favorite female.
#174 to #76 - tmgrskat (09/28/2013) [-]
But MY favourite female is YOUR MOM!
But MY favourite female is YOUR MOM!
#175 to #174 - anomaisies (09/29/2013) [-]
That's nice.
#176 to #175 - tmgrskat (09/29/2013) [-]
That's what YOUR MOM said last night!
That's what YOUR MOM said last night!
User avatar #47 - kaguradragon (09/28/2013) [-]
If the lifespan of a goldfish is 20 years then i have been doing something horribly wrong
User avatar #88 to #47 - dubslao (09/28/2013) [-]
the common mistake is putting tap/unfiltered water in with the fish and not filtered
learnt that the hard way
several times
User avatar #5 - AmekoHakujin (09/27/2013) [-]
>be me
>21 years old
>0/100 dates
#124 to #5 - thevoodoofrog (09/28/2013) [-]
>Me
>1 date

Only 99 more to go! I'm practically there already.
User avatar #138 to #5 - rainbowisbestpone (09/28/2013) [-]
Before you get married
you don't have to be married
User avatar #23 to #5 - turdburgalar (09/28/2013) [-]
lel u suk
#56 to #5 - bronywhat (09/28/2013) [-]
Best advice I can give you is to just copy what black people do and you might fool a girl long enough to 			****		 it.
Best advice I can give you is to just copy what black people do and you might fool a girl long enough to **** it.
User avatar #74 to #5 - demigodofmadness (09/28/2013) [-]
1. Get full time job
2. Call escort service
3. Have her escort you to dinner
4. Repeat 100 times
5. ??????
6. Marriage
#83 to #5 - azinfoo (09/28/2013) [-]
>Be me
>16
>Already outlived my gold fish
> ):
#102 to #5 - falconxmard (09/28/2013) [-]
I know that feel too well.
#29 to #5 - redtooth (09/28/2013) [-]
You can easily get 100 of these.
User avatar #50 to #29 - goodcheese (09/28/2013) [-]
i just had date ice cream for the first time yesterday. it was ******* delicious. just though you should know
User avatar #7 to #5 - LeoBoon (09/27/2013) [-]
Well, you gotta 100 dates to look forward to, then.
User avatar #8 to #7 - nuclearnarwhal (09/27/2013) [-]
That has to be the most optimistic thing I've heard ever. Thumbs up.
#141 to #7 - Kairyuka (09/28/2013) [-]
You're pretty awesome, you know that?
#144 to #143 - Kairyuka (09/28/2013) [-]
No but really, you made me slightly more optimistic about my lonely self
User avatar #18 to #7 - sasyboncho (09/28/2013) [-]
I often 100 dates. It's what you gotta.
#26 - bananamann (09/28/2013) [-]
They don't have Facebook Addiction Disorder, it's just a F.A.D.

I'm sorry
User avatar #111 to #26 - vikingesnumerouno (09/28/2013) [-]
you are not sorry

you animal
#4 - methodius (09/27/2013) [-]
>100 dates before marrige
yeah, right. I mean, who hasn't?
User avatar #165 to #4 - empithree (09/28/2013) [-]
i think we're lowering that statistic by 75% or more.
User avatar #92 to #4 - leprechaunne ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
YEAH, RIGHT GUYS?
I mean... we totally all have completely healthy social lives...
#9 - kyuubey (09/27/2013) [-]
mfw 100 dates.
#20 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (09/28/2013) [-]
I question the reason behind the choice of this picture to illustrate the fact.
#21 to #20 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (09/28/2013) [-]
Come on look at it. It's like she's about to eat your soul.
#67 to #21 - vivapinatapro (09/28/2013) [-]
I'd put my weener in that.
#31 - minecraftpvper (09/28/2013) [-]
mfw no wife after 100 dates
#6 - lotengo (09/27/2013) [-]
i like the fact that somebody out there is badass enough to milk a 2500kg 5500lb biological tank of distruction
User avatar #16 to #6 - blokrokker (09/27/2013) [-]
I want to get a glass of hippo milk, tell somebody it's strawberry milk, and then watch the fun happen.
#35 - BubsyB (09/28/2013) [-]
MFW everyone suddenly thinks all the red heads in Scotland are going to be hot as.
#1 - thexidiot (09/27/2013) [-]
**thexidiot rolled a random image posted in comment #253 at Facts you didn't know ** TO SCOTLAND!
**thexidiot rolled a random image posted in comment #253 at Facts you didn't know ** TO SCOTLAND!
#153 - martmart (09/28/2013) [-]
100 dates i haven't hade 1
100 dates i haven't hade 1
#155 to #153 - elyiia (09/28/2013) [-]
It's okay, it's not like you're the only one on here who hasn't.
It's okay, it's not like you're the only one on here who hasn't.
#158 to #153 - EmulateSnes (09/28/2013) [-]
I lucked out and Dated my wife in high school once. Went to watch the Musketeer September 9th 2001, I proposed 5 years later and we now have 1 daughter and a happy marriage   
   
   
   
 it took me that long to finish collage and save for the ring I bought her. also im  sure she is the only person that could put up with me ^^
I lucked out and Dated my wife in high school once. Went to watch the Musketeer September 9th 2001, I proposed 5 years later and we now have 1 daughter and a happy marriage



it took me that long to finish collage and save for the ring I bought her. also im sure she is the only person that could put up with me ^^
User avatar #32 - tacosnigga (09/28/2013) [-]
>win goldfish in carnival
>gets really attached bc 5-6 years old
>wakes up especially early to feed it (I didnt over feed it)
>dead
#94 - italianchef (09/28/2013) [-]
only 100 more to go
User avatar #10 - guywithafork (09/27/2013) [-]
***** that is an Emu, not an ostrich.
User avatar #17 to #10 - hudis (09/27/2013) [-]
***** I get whatchu sayin but callin an emo a bird, shiet, that's jus disrespectful
User avatar #103 - thirdjess (09/28/2013) [-]
That's an emu.
#99 - ccgundum (09/28/2013) [-]
Oh god.
#168 to #79 - seizure (09/28/2013) [-]
only if he didn't swim naked...
#48 - ettne ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
off to Scotland it is
off to Scotland it is
#166 - johrny (09/28/2013) [-]
Lol, everyone is complaining about not having dates. I had hunderts of those..
Okey, dozens.....one and i ****** up badly
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