ah but you have heard of him. . g about an hour ago all 204 at a party on Halloween weekend. Some guy was dressed up as Captain Jack Sparrow. Awesome. I know. A ah but you have heard of him g about an hour ago all 204 at a party on Halloween weekend Some guy was dressed up as Captain Jack Sparrow Awesome I know A
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g about an hour ago all
204 at a party on Halloween weekend. Some guy was
dressed up as Captain Jack Sparrow. Awesome. I know.
Anyways, the party was on the second that and the cops
ended up showing up. Capt. Sparrow looked at them when
they came in, threw open the window and yelled,
Gentlemen, you will forever remember this as the day you
almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.' and Jumped out the
window.
Broke both legs, still got his minor in possession.
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#19 - antistar
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User avatar #39 to #19 - tiredofthis
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Ed Ftag'hn
#46 to #19 - whakashrew
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#49 to #19 - mkgt
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#51 to #19 - playerdous
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Gotta love the buffoon.
#1 - xnachelpor
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Im sorry, but i absolutly hate people highlighting text like these, i mean, you have to read the whole text to understand whats happening anyway. Still pretty funny though!
Im sorry, but i absolutly hate people highlighting text like these, i mean, you have to read the whole text to understand whats happening anyway. Still pretty funny though!
User avatar #41 to #1 - mufffinkiller
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Agreed I find it etremely annoying when people do that
User avatar #10 to #1 - schnitzelwagen
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Agreed. Most of the time, the highlighting doesn't even make any sense and just confuse you before reading.
User avatar #11 - anonefgthree
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Can someone put a red circle or 2 around what I'm supposed to be looking at? Because I'm not seeing it
#14 to #11 - sanguinesolitude
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here you go
User avatar #15 to #14 - anonefgthree
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Sorry I'm still not seeing. Bigger/more circles maybe?
#16 to #15 - sanguinesolitude
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my mistake i used a fairly thin brush
User avatar #17 to #16 - anonefgthree
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Oh thanks I see it now, thanks. I forgive you for using wrong brush
#20 to #17 - sanguinesolitude
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no problem
#36 to #20 - mitchr
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#34 to #20 - losers
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#38 - cmurphyjrjrjr
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What was his major?
User avatar #44 to #38 - shadowbreech
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Piracy
#55 to #44 - houseofscarlet
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you need this more than i do
#8 - jackassalope
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So he jumped from a second story window, 10 feet or so, and broke both legs? Smells like ********.
User avatar #9 to #8 - wishingwell
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depends where he's from - in denmark the second floor is the 'third layer' of the building, since the ground-floor doesn't count as the first floor.
So it's ground floor, first floor and second floor.

But then again, the story is almost too good to be true ^^
#24 to #9 - anon id: fcb0a59f
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depends on how he landed as well im seen people get some pretty nasty breaks from very very short falls
User avatar #13 to #9 - sanguinesolitude
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could easily happen. Also if he were a heavier gentleman, in poor shape, had weak bones, a calcium deficiency, etc.

a 10 foot drop is a long ways if its onto concrete.
#21 to #13 - jazzytheferret
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It's true, a fall from any height can wreck you if you don't know how to land.
#12 - rainbowkindness
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#23 to #12 - triggathepirate
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Aye, he'll not be walking either.
#32 - mattdoggy
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I would have had to let him go after something that awesome
I would have had to let him go after something that awesome
#52 to #32 - powellrebecca
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that gif...   
   
 omg.
that gif...

omg.
User avatar #65 to #32 - empithree
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he wouldn't go very far with 2 broken legs...
#2 - anon id: 725374d6
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Could somebody explain 'still got his minor in possession' to a non-native speaker of English?
#5 to #2 - chromefile
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no i'm not doing that for you, look it up like an adult
#3 to #2 - anon id: 10158565
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minor in possession is when a underage person has alcohol or drugs in their possession.
User avatar #37 to #2 - xdeathspawnx
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Its what someone under 18 gets charged with when they are caught with alcohol or drugs.
#27 to #2 - ohayougozaimasu
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he majored in piracy and minored in possession

is that so hard to understand
User avatar #48 to #27 - supersquirter
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I like that hat
User avatar #4 to #2 - teranin [OP]
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it means he still got a minor possession of narcotics criminal charge.
User avatar #42 to #4 - biggydy
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I thought he has a child and that he was still able to keep him.
#50 - zhooker
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User avatar #18 - manofparody
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Captain Jack Sparrow is probably my favorite character in all the movies I've seen.
#25 to #18 - crosskill
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Yes, I too enjoy the movies of Johnny Depp where he acts strange and whimsical.
User avatar #56 to #25 - jacksparojr
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.....you mean all of them!?