ah but you have heard of him. . g about an hour ago all 204 at a party on Halloween weekend. Some guy was dressed up as Captain Jack Sparrow. Awesome. I know. A
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ah but you have heard of him

g about an hour ago all
204 at a party on Halloween weekend. Some guy was
dressed up as Captain Jack Sparrow. Awesome. I know.
Anyways, the party was on the second that and the cops
ended up showing up. Capt. Sparrow looked at them when
they came in, threw open the window and yelled,
Gentlemen, you will forever remember this as the day you
almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.' and Jumped out the
window.
Broke both legs, still got his minor in possession.
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#19 - antistar (09/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#1 - xnachelpor (09/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Im sorry, but i absolutly hate people highlighting text like these, i mean, you have to read the whole text to understand whats happening anyway. Still pretty funny though!
Im sorry, but i absolutly hate people highlighting text like these, i mean, you have to read the whole text to understand whats happening anyway. Still pretty funny though!
User avatar #11 - anonefgthree (09/27/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Can someone put a red circle or 2 around what I'm supposed to be looking at? Because I'm not seeing it
#14 to #11 - sanguinesolitude ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
here you go
#38 - cmurphyjrjrjr (09/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What was his major?
#44 to #38 - shadowbreech (09/28/2013) [-]
Piracy
#8 - jackassalope (09/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
So he jumped from a second story window, 10 feet or so, and broke both legs? Smells like ******** .
User avatar #9 to #8 - wishingwell (09/27/2013) [-]
depends where he's from - in denmark the second floor is the 'third layer' of the building, since the ground-floor doesn't count as the first floor.
So it's ground floor, first floor and second floor.

But then again, the story is almost too good to be true ^^
#12 - rainbowkindness (09/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#32 - mattdoggy (09/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I would have had to let him go after something that awesome
I would have had to let him go after something that awesome
#2 - Womens Study Major (09/27/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Could somebody explain 'still got his minor in possession' to a non-native speaker of English?
User avatar #4 to #2 - teranin ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
it means he still got a minor possession of narcotics criminal charge.
User avatar #18 - manofparody (09/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Captain Jack Sparrow is probably my favorite character in all the movies I've seen.
#25 to #18 - crosskill ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
Yes, I too enjoy the movies of Johnny Depp where he acts strange and whimsical.
#43 - shadowbreech (09/28/2013) [-]
Yes I do
User avatar #29 - fanfiction (09/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #35 to #29 - kingrayne ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
old copypasta is spoiled
#6 - mankey (09/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #47 - Crusader ONLINE (09/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What did he get his major in?
User avatar #22 - niggastolemyname (09/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Too bad that never happened
#7 - hhanako (09/27/2013) [-]
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#40 - lovecranes (09/28/2013) [-]
Captain Jack Sparrow, I thought I knew you-- the real you. What happened? All of a sudden committing suicide...?
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