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#29 - nightmarecorpse (09/28/2013) [-]
Yea postural hypotension is cool, but I got something better.
You kids wanna try some Ganzfeld Hallucinations? It'll blow your mind, man.

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User avatar #25 - roflnaut (09/28/2013) [-]
I never knew it was called Runner's High.
I would always love running or sprinting longer distances, because eventually I would feel really good near the end, and everything around me would be pulsating and in different colors.
Crazy **** .
#20 - mkoala (09/28/2013) [-]
Postural hypotension can kill you, if you keep doing it over and over; I used to do it with my friends for fun because it felt good to pass out, until I decided to research it a little and read the effects..don't do it.

This also reminds me of "the choking game" which also gets you high
#22 to #20 - kwanzalord (09/28/2013) [-]
Actually, EVERYTHING here could kill you
Actually, EVERYTHING here could kill you
#15 - bananamann (09/28/2013) [-]
Or you could just smoke some weed.
User avatar #27 to #15 - highhopes (09/28/2013) [-]
But I don't know how to buy or who to buy from...
User avatar #16 to #15 - ehzio (09/28/2013) [-]
but weed is expensive.... I mean seriously where I'm from it's 20$ a g. TWENTY DOLLARS! I can buy a **** ton of fast food with that amount of money!
#21 to #16 - Jowi (09/28/2013) [-]
And if you bought the weed, you'd still need to buy the fast food!


Though seriously, weed is the ****
#23 to #21 - bananamann (09/28/2013) [-]
Weed is 5 bucks a gram here. Well, reggie. Since I have **** tolerance, I get away with spending like 20 bucks/month lol.
#30 to #23 - Jowi (09/28/2013) [-]
**** dude! I live in Wales and it's £10 on the G so about $16. I spend far to much on weed
User avatar #26 to #23 - ehzio (09/28/2013) [-]
Whoa what the **** ? 5$ for a g? what country do you live in??
#31 to #26 - bananamann (09/28/2013) [-]
I'm in Ohio. It's 5 - 7 bucks for reggie/mids/whatever you call it. It's like 12 - 15 bucks for dro, and 20 bucks solid for anything above that; kush, sour diesel, etc.

I get a quarter of mids for 25 bucks and it lasts me literally a month.
User avatar #32 to #31 - ehzio (09/28/2013) [-]
What the hell is this ******** , I'm in VA which is right next to you and our prices are up by 15$? Damn it
#13 - Weirdozzy ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
I'm seriously terrified to hallucinate while being unable to move...I know for a fact I would see really 						******					 up 						****					...headless bodies trying to get at me..god knows what..						****					 that
I'm seriously terrified to hallucinate while being unable to move...I know for a fact I would see really ****** up **** ...headless bodies trying to get at me..god knows what.. **** that
#14 to #13 - lebarricuda ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
Most people do it in the process of lucid dreaming, after the fact that they've learned to control their dreams.
#17 to #14 - jackii (09/28/2013) [-]
That's sleep paralysis.
Lucid dreaming is when you are self-aware and can control your dreams around you.
User avatar #34 to #17 - lebarricuda ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
Sleep paralysis is used as a stepping stone in certain processes of lucid dreaming. Yeah, they are different things.
#35 to #34 - jackii (09/28/2013) [-]
No need to thumb me down for it.
Sleep paralysis is horrible, i don't see why people would force it upon themselves.
User avatar #36 to #35 - lebarricuda ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
I didn't?

Because you had a negative situation with sleep paralysis you may not understand how others could have a positive experience with it. Of course I would expect one who stumbles upon it without previously knowing of the effects of sleep paralysis to have a bad time, solely because it's a new experience and the unknown is inhumanly scary.

That doesn't mean you can't control the experience, as it's all perspective based. You are entirely in control of this 'drug' and all it's effects. You just have to know how. I think you'd be intrigued by researching Sleep paralysis in/and lucid dreaming techniques.



www.world-of-lucid-dreaming.com/sleep-paralysis.html
User avatar #28 to #17 - highhopes (09/28/2013) [-]
Whenever I experience sleep paralysis, I lucid dream. But it only last about 10 seconds, because I'm having so much fun in those seconds, and I always get too excited.
#9 - jbrk (09/28/2013) [-]
the hypotension one is real(Slightly?) I get head rushes like that all the time, they're just never on purpose. I've hurt my back from falling into a damn coffee table.
#8 - elpinguinloco (09/28/2013) [-]
Just put your nose up to your screen and stare at the centre of this for about a minute. Then, walk around.
Just put your nose up to your screen and stare at the centre of this for about a minute. Then, walk around.
User avatar #7 - cleverguy (09/28/2013) [-]
everything except runners high is ********
#19 to #7 - hijokpl ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
How so?
User avatar #24 to #19 - cleverguy (09/28/2013) [-]
they don't get you high: two of them just make you pass out and are really bad for you and sleep paralysis is pretty much always extremely terrifying
#33 to #24 - hijokpl ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
dude for me its like a mind ****** when if i take 12 deep breaths then hold it in.
I guess were all different but for me its a great experience. Its different than being high from weed though and lasts way shorter.
User avatar #10 to #7 - thelordofrepost (09/28/2013) [-]
Clearly your username is not acurate because sleep paralysis is very much real and many people are plauged by it.
User avatar #11 to #10 - cleverguy (09/28/2013) [-]
i know sleep paralysis is real, but it doesn't get you high. that's what i meant. sleep paralysis is pretty much always horrible and terrifying
User avatar #12 to #11 - lebarricuda ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
There are several different kinds of 'high'....

but yeah, sleep paralysis isn't like smoking a J.
User avatar #5 - cyberconnor (09/27/2013) [-]
When I tried postural hypotention I passed out face first into a glass table
#4 - nanako (09/27/2013) [-]
runner's high is awesome. I'm guessing it's evolution's way of telling you to get off your ass and become fit.

hypnogagia i have to try :o
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User avatar #2 - enemyoftrn (09/27/2013) [-]
Masturbation... is one way.
Sex, is another.
#6 to #2 - AlexAndTheBeatles (09/27/2013) [-]
you think I'm going to get sex? You're one silly man!
User avatar #1 - otakusupreme (09/27/2013) [-]
hypnogagia is the scariest **** ever. ive had this happen to me several time in my life and each time i think im paralyzed. that is not a high, its a very horrible bad trip. dont recommend.
User avatar #18 to #1 - dirtydollar (09/28/2013) [-]
did you try holding your breathe?
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