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I love hew Tumblr teaches
us new to be perfect
criminals.
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make sure you bury them
verticaly Satellites orbiting
earth leek fer holes that are
approx. Sh long because that' s
suspicious. Ideally though, drain
your bedy in a tub ((Unix
fluid's with bleach and let them
soak befire draining and take
precautions to keep your house
frem smelling like death frem
your sink and whatnot- Draining
the bedy also keeps decamp at
bay a bit and makes it easier to
portion)) and cut it to bits. It' s
easier to bury a head than a
whale bedy, and takes less time
you den' t have to tell your
neighbors, "Oh, I' m night
gardening l"
Also, if a deg happens acre's it,
it' s mere likely it will ‘ veer a
single bedy part than all ofyour
Another methode is to put it into a
septic tank. They' re a plethora
bacteria. and the smell waste
covers the smell
decomposition very well.
You sheild also destrey all teeth,
massacre the face and burn
fingerprints/ remove finger tips to
keep frem identifying by anything
other than DNA.
I didn' t eema up with these
ideas, just what I' gleaned
trem reading en the Internet.
I used jejeje abaut Tumblr teaching
us new to get away with murder. but
**** , man
the thing is when I see this I want to go kill
a dankest because I have the knowledge
thanks mblr
Remember when yeu' re at the crime scene to wipe
dawn all surfaces and then take the ‘victims hands
and touch things with there Pick up cups and run
the hands along table deps. A reem with zero
fingerprints is very suspicious
If you live near the ocean you can drain the bedy
and cut up the eatliver into small pieces then mix it
all tegether with fish parts and dispise it easily
by pretending to chem the water tor fish and
sharks. Actually m churn the water a bit befire
dumping in your victim to be sure there are plenty
hungry fish around Stick around and fish tor a
while anyone who happens to see you wen' t get
suspicious. This way we den' t have any bedy parts
lying around waiting to be dug up and '.
Plus we might catch a marlin er something.
PLUS YOU MIGHT CATCH A MARLIN
I I AM DONE
Dent ferget that the chances being caught are greatly
reduced if we murder sameone whe has no connection to
you at all. Most murderers end up killing sameone they knew
in senate fashion, so they' re easily caught. Serial killers kill at
randam. hence why they can kill a let befire they screw up
I am not a serial killer, honest
I am seriously concerned tor all we
please me tor tagging this tor future reference, IT' S FDR
PURELY FICTIONAL PURPOSES
I' M PRE I I Y SURE THE NEXT TIME I SEE THIS POST, ADVICE ON
BODIES WILL ADD UP UNTIL IT TO BE COMPILED
AS A HANDBOOK
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#6 - furkfurk (09/27/2013) [+] (21 replies)
as of now this has been Favorited 51 times but only has 44 thumbs....   
   
   
 bunch of closet murderers
as of now this has been Favorited 51 times but only has 44 thumbs....


bunch of closet murderers
#13 - freenarative (09/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Dear NSA. I favorited this for purely informative reasons. Should anyone close to me be found in a manner akin to the above it is purely coincidence. should 40 to 108 bodies be found buried within 20 miles of my home in public parks this also is coincidence.
#53 - poljento (09/27/2013) [+] (5 replies)
So, if I use hydrofluoric acid to melt the body, would a bathtub suffice ?
#75 - gharshi (09/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"717 favorites"
#78 - Trollathon ONLINE (09/27/2013) [+] (9 replies)
and then theres this faggot...
#85 to #78 - Loopholes (09/27/2013) [-]
Then there's this faggot....
#54 - kaycie (09/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#15 - vpngtn (09/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
saving this, for... science
saving this, for... science
#25 - Gigsta (09/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
there's more favourites than thumbs...
User avatar #3 - awesomeruben (09/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Favorited this for uh just in case
#1 - moqa (09/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#100 - ButtonFly ONLINE (09/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I do so love how this content has more favorites than thumbs.
I do so love how this content has more favorites than thumbs.
User avatar #72 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
In my anthropology class we had a forensic anthropologist guest speaker come in and she said they keep digging deeper if they find a freshly buried animal skeleton because of that reason (possibility of a body buried deeper beneath it)
#62 - anotherloner (09/27/2013) [-]
"You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sieving through pig **** , now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig" - Brick Top from Snatch (2000)
User avatar #32 - mutzaki (09/27/2013) [-]
Also, if you're planning on killing someone, don't favorite this post.
#67 - hillbill (09/27/2013) [-]
Well, i'm off ... research, yes research...
Well, i'm off ... research, yes research...
User avatar #34 - syntheticdoll (09/27/2013) [-]
My classmate told me the next thing when we were talking about being a hit man.
Another good way is to get 2 pigs, starve them for 2-3 days then dump the body in front of them, they will even eat the bones in no time.
#127 - DeathKnight (09/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Favorited: 1209"
#86 - lesolan (09/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
If water is not available, cremation is a great way to get rid of the flesh. Dumping gasoline on the body and letting it torch won't do much more than char the corpse. Instead, if you can, take the body to an old abandoned facility that has outdated fire suppression systems. Go to the lowest level and find a room that has no windows, and only a single metal door. Clear a working space by making a small wall of cinder-blocks about knee height. Lay the body into the space, and cover with voluminous amounts of liquids that burn at extreme temperatures. Be careful not to get any on yourself! Ignite the fuel, then exit the room. Close the door, and move away from the facility. Let sit for 3 hours minimum. When you go back to repeat the process (most likely the body won't be broken down enough yet) bring an oxygen tank and mask to prevent asphyxiation in the even there isn't enough oxygen in air. Once there is just bones, you can grind them down into powder with a hammer or other heavy, hard object. Take the powder and ash (both will not alert investigative k-9's to a dead body due to the invasive chemicals used to burn them) and slowly sift them out over time along construction sites or other areas with lots of grit and grey powder residues. (run down buildings an work in a pinch) A fully adult male (6'2", 275 lb) can be reduced to about a gallon and a half of ash/meal this way.

WARNING:
Dumping ash into coastal waters is illegal in all coastal states, and many other countries than the US. It is also considered suspicious as **** , and if the police get involved, things can really go downhill fast. That being said, you can actually find (on the internet, of course) many licensed boating companies that specifically go out only to deposit ash in the sea, and most don't even ask for identification other than a name. And, they usually give you a nice little card that commemorates the event, which is always nice to be able to look back on.

Good luck FJ, and Godspeed.
#77 - zombiesnipertwo (09/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I have this idea if someone wanna try it.
before the murder, collect cigars and hair from strangers carefully to not let fingerprints.
then use it to contaminate the crime scene...is easier to solve a case with no suspects than a case with 1000 most probable innocent suspects.
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