When You're Feeling Low. Yup. mait, yibis ll (man Mr. my friend won't break that one untill he's 36 was legally dead for a couple of hours when he was 18.
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User avatar #8 - trollmobile ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
my friend won't break that one untill he's 36

was legally dead for a couple of hours when he was 18.
User avatar #15 to #8 - heroofkvatch (09/27/2013) [-]
ask him what Valhalla was like.
User avatar #9 to #8 - zaxzwim ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
**** dude a couple of hours? after like 30 minutes you start getting brain damage
User avatar #33 to #9 - crazyhindu (09/27/2013) [-]
Dude after like 8 minutes you end up a vegetable.
#29 to #9 - anon (09/27/2013) [-]
My grandfather fell overboard while drunk, and of course he drowned and was dead for several hours

Then they accidentally resuscitated him. But he could not beat death a second time, sadly.
User avatar #10 to #9 - trollmobile ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
maybe it was couple of minutes then...
i dunno, wasn't there, was just told.
User avatar #11 to #10 - zaxzwim ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
if it was a couple of minutes that makes more sense. just a simple misunderstanding, good day to you sir.
User avatar #16 to #11 - trollmobile ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
well, all i know is his brain is just fine
so probably a couple of minutes.
User avatar #45 to #16 - mitchr (09/27/2013) [-]
I'd assume he would have been dead for some length of time, then unconscious for a few hours.
#17 to #8 - lujan ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
I've been pronounced dead 3 times. Twice when I was a baby and once in high school.
User avatar #25 to #17 - deadadventurer (09/27/2013) [-]
You sound like something Nature would deem unworthy and left in the woods.
#28 to #25 - lujan ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
When I was 12 I worked with a traveling carnival. Close enough probably.
User avatar #54 to #28 - HarvietheDinkle (09/27/2013) [-]
are you ******* serious

that sounds awesome

like, how did you get a job at the age of 12, with a travelling carnival? That sounds like a vaudville-era story.
#58 to #54 - lujan ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
My great uncle is the owner and I had recently been taken away from my crack addicted mom. I've lived a long life.
#23 to #17 - pornoranger (09/27/2013) [-]
you were the first
User avatar #53 to #23 - thinegame (09/27/2013) [-]
Patient zero.
User avatar #1 - PVTDickStryker (09/26/2013) [-]
Only time this would lighten you up is if it was in DayZ
User avatar #12 to #1 - hudis (09/27/2013) [-]
I lasted two days once and then got bored and killed myself.

I don't think I'm the ideal player for that game.
User avatar #13 to #1 - dedaluminus (09/27/2013) [-]
DayZ is a heartless bitch...unless you log in to the same server with a team. I did that with about ten of my friends once, we ruled that server for quite a while.
User avatar #3 to #1 - zerokiller (09/27/2013) [-]
One time I had a character last a whole week. It was a good week.
I'm pretty bad at the game.
User avatar #4 to #3 - PVTDickStryker (09/27/2013) [-]
I dont think lasting a whole week makes you bad at the game xD
User avatar #14 to #4 - bitchplzzz (09/27/2013) [-]
if you join empty servers you are
#2 to #1 - gangsterish (09/27/2013) [-]
yes.
yes.
User avatar #26 - lawander **User deleted account** (09/27/2013) [-]
Unless

You a zombie
User avatar #46 to #26 - leafonthewind (09/27/2013) [-]
what ******* movie is that from

I haven't seen it
#51 to #46 - richhtwo (09/27/2013) [-]
scary movie 4
User avatar #52 to #51 - leafonthewind (09/27/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #5 - dragontamers (09/27/2013) [-]
What happens if you die but are resuscitated?
User avatar #30 to #5 - Dwarf (09/27/2013) [-]
You have to reset your game.
User avatar #6 to #5 - lordlolland (09/27/2013) [-]
You have to begin over, happened to me in December 1994.
But now I have gotten the hang of this being alive thing and haven't died since.
User avatar #7 to #5 - zezenzerg ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
Round 2

User avatar #32 - kingofgodss (09/27/2013) [-]
**kingofgodss rolls 50,693** how many more days I'll live
User avatar #35 to #32 - deadmanisalive (09/27/2013) [-]
That's over 138 years
User avatar #18 - landerp (09/27/2013) [-]
Ice Cube went from ****** With Attitude to Are We There Yet. He went Disney, so he's dead to me and all black people.
User avatar #19 to #18 - trogdorrules (09/27/2013) [-]
I'm sorry Ice Cube destroyed your faith in black people.
#20 to #19 - landerp (09/27/2013) [-]
Actually this ***** beat him to it.
User avatar #24 to #20 - deadadventurer (09/27/2013) [-]
What is that?
User avatar #27 to #24 - landerp (09/27/2013) [-]
It's called a Tyler Perry. He feeds off the money and dignity of black people everywhere.
User avatar #21 to #20 - trogdorrules (09/27/2013) [-]
True dat, he needs to ******* stop already
User avatar #22 to #21 - landerp (09/27/2013) [-]
*die
User avatar #34 - tehlulzbringer (09/27/2013) [-]
that's not impressive at all. everyone does that every, even fat people or, god forbid, transvestites
#36 to #34 - anon (09/27/2013) [-]
er hem, title says: "when you're feeling low" :/
User avatar #37 to #34 - lonesomemeheecan (09/27/2013) [-]
Oyy veyy, look at this racist bigot.
#38 to #37 - A Pickle (09/27/2013) [-]
>fat   
>transvestite   
>racist bigot   
   
wut
>fat
>transvestite
>racist bigot

wut
User avatar #40 to #37 - tehlulzbringer (09/27/2013) [-]
i could give a **** about what a kike thinks
User avatar #41 to #40 - lonesomemeheecan (09/27/2013) [-]
This is why no one takes people like you seriously.
User avatar #43 to #41 - tehlulzbringer (09/27/2013) [-]
i couldn't hear that over the sound of america not paying for half of my country's expenses
User avatar #44 to #43 - lonesomemeheecan (09/27/2013) [-]
Good thing I don't live in Israel.
User avatar #55 - cyborgturtle (09/27/2013) [-]
**cyborgturtle rolls 05,840** How many more days I have yet to live
User avatar #57 to #55 - cyborgturtle (09/27/2013) [-]
**** . Only 15.98939 years left!
User avatar #50 - residentblackman (09/27/2013) [-]
At this very moment, you are as old as you ever have been and the youngest you will be from now on.
User avatar #56 to #50 - ogaitnas (09/27/2013) [-]
2deep4me
#49 - theorangefox ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#48 - partisan (09/27/2013) [-]
You would be surprised how people react to being brought back. When we successfully defibrillator someone their reaction is either "What the **** just happened" or they leave off with what they were saying.
#47 - mymissiondaytwo (09/27/2013) [-]
When you're feeling high:

You are closest to dying than you have ever been in your entire life.
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