In case of fire, melt ring. Just something i found, thought it was funny.. 1' f Pm or W Wow P my that A URAN I OVERWHELM THE ENEMY WITH OUR VAST NUMBERS l. LOSE
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In case of fire, melt ring

Just something i found, thought it was funny.

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Submitted: 09/26/2013
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#15 - aetri ONLINE (09/27/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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BTW: I know there are some huge mistakes in this thing, but i thought it was funny nevertheless. I'm quite the LOTR fan myself, and if you are able to ignore the flaws and shit this thing is good for a laugh, imho.
Image related: well, not really...
#10 - dscrim (09/27/2013) [-]
Think he was this guy.
#9 - lean (09/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
all hail gothmog
#8 - anonymous (09/27/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Dorkly needs to read the books. bboyl has it somewhat right.

The ring has its own consciousness and has multiple powers. It chooses to only give certain powers to certain individuals that suit its purpose to return to Sauron.
Also you need to remember, Sarumon was not truly on the side in the text to Sauron. He was creating his own army to combat Sauron.

The green ghosts did not help in the books. They told Aragorn to get the heck out.
The giant trees actually took a long time in devising their plan. Remember how they said they would take a long time by communicating? In the books, they did.
There were more frightening things that were left out in the movies from the books.

TL;DR A real fan would read the books before making a picture when they are as huge as Dorkly.
User avatar #5 - HarvietheDinkle (09/27/2013) [+] (5 replies)
This seems to be written by someone who didn't read the books
#33 - jackisamazingtubzy (09/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
little off topic but i just made my mate an Uruk-Hai Scimitar sword for his 21st
#36 - megustan (09/27/2013) [-]
Number 4 on the backup plan. I just lost my shit when all the orc put was "What"
Number 4 on the backup plan. I just lost my shit when all the orc put was "What"
#3 - galgawine (09/27/2013) [-]
This motherfucker
User avatar #6 - PrismaLowell (09/27/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Is the One Ring a phylactery?
#13 to #6 - lordraine (09/27/2013) [-]
It's more complicated than that. The elves got tired of everything they made falling apart around them from decay and wear (because they outlived their own works and structures), so the elves devised their three rings of power, which echo the Simarils, which would allow them to halt the effects of time and create places where time flows slowly, or even not at all. This would allow elven kingdoms and forests to endure forever, just like the elves.

However, Sauron foresaw this, and wrought his own ring in secret to be a Master Ring. It's. . . more complicated than this. I don't have enough characters to go into it completely. But the general gist is that the One Ring can exert a degree of control over all the others. It has less power over the three elven rings, which is why Galadriel and Elrond were able to inure their realms against the incursions of darkness. But the dwarven and human rings were fully under the sway of the One Ring.

It's not 'just' a phylactery. It's a phylactery that was bound to cosmic artifacts of immense power, allowing the wielder to exert control over them. It would be like if a Lich made a phylactery that allowed him to control, I don't know, Excalubur. Or the Infinity Gauntlet.
#32 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (09/27/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Could someone please explain to me why the ring is so important? I've always had about the same thoughts about it that OP does.
User avatar #37 to #32 - PlagueDoctor (09/27/2013) [-]
it lets u control and corrup other ring-wielders. plus it can magic
User avatar #19 - Eiza (09/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Everyone's going on about how this person didn't read the books. Is no one going to mention the fact that this Orc can come up with complex alternatives to plans when it took him 3 weeks to figure out how to hold a sword? I'm more concerned about that.
#22 - anonymoose ONLINE (09/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Why is someone putting so much detail into making a picture about LOTR when in reality they know next to shit all about it.
User avatar #43 to #22 - alfrebecht (09/27/2013) [-]
Supposed to be an orc, or common man's, reaction.
It stands to reason an orc would know little about the actual function of the ring, or other things outside its experience.
#2 - bboyl (09/27/2013) [-]
The ring is meant to have more powers than just turning the guy wearing it invisible, notable massive physical power and unnatural youth, just the people who had the ring never fully understood how to use it, so they only had the invisibility.
#38 - kingoflint (09/27/2013) [-]
Flawed in many ways, but it made me laugh a good bit. Here's a thumb
#12 - lordraine (09/27/2013) [-]
I can tell this was written by someone who only watched the movies, and never read the books. And they barely paid attention to the movies at that, because most of this shit was answered there, too.

Oh wait, it's Dorkley. Again. I should have known. He never gets anything right.
#1 - McCockAFucker (09/26/2013) [-]
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#52 - johad (09/27/2013) [-]
this reminded me of legendayfrog's one ring flash movies
#45 - eomond (09/27/2013) [-]
Oooh, that's a bit personal, i wouldn't like anyone to criticize how I treated my ring or what I did with it.
User avatar #35 - cptjoe (09/27/2013) [-]
And so the out of the smoldering remains of mordor, a new ork king arises to lead his people to victory!
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