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In case of fire, melt ring

In case of fire, melt ring. Just something i found, thought it was funny.. 1' f Pm or W Wow P my that A URAN I OVERWHELM THE ENEMY WITH OUR VAST NUMBERS l. LOSE

Just something i found, thought it was funny.

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#15 - aetri (09/27/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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BTW: I know there are some huge mistakes in this thing, but i thought it was funny nevertheless. I'm quite the LOTR fan myself, and if you are able to ignore the flaws and **** this thing is good for a laugh, imho.
Image related: well, not really...
#10 - dscrim (09/27/2013) [-]
Think he was this guy.
#9 - lean ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
all hail gothmog
User avatar #11 to #9 - dscrim (09/27/2013) [-]
you.....you beat me by like 40 seconds.....
#57 to #11 - vaporous (09/27/2013) [-]
Yet you bet him by like 30 thumbs
#36 - megustan (09/27/2013) [-]
Number 4 on the backup plan. I just lost my 			****		 when all the orc put was "What"
Number 4 on the backup plan. I just lost my **** when all the orc put was "What"
#3 - galgawine ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #5 - HarvietheDinkle (09/27/2013) [-]
This seems to be written by someone who didn't read the books
#23 to #5 - anonymoose ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
Or watch the movies. Did they completely forget the scenes between Shelob and Mount Doom.
#24 to #23 - aetri (09/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, there was quite a bit of extra security down there, but since it was the only other entrance to Mordor apart from that ***** gate you would expect a little more security. Surely Sauron could've spared like 100 soldiers to guard that stair, right?
#25 to #24 - anonymoose ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
Also, this whole Minas Morgul thing.
#26 to #25 - aetri (09/27/2013) [-]
Jup, but they didn't need to get past that gate or anything. Dumping a few trucks of concrete down those tunnels could've saved the day.
#8 - Rascal (09/27/2013) [-]
Dorkly needs to read the books. bboyl has it somewhat right.

The ring has its own consciousness and has multiple powers. It chooses to only give certain powers to certain individuals that suit its purpose to return to Sauron.
Also you need to remember, Sarumon was not truly on the side in the text to Sauron. He was creating his own army to combat Sauron.

The green ghosts did not help in the books. They told Aragorn to get the heck out.
The giant trees actually took a long time in devising their plan. Remember how they said they would take a long time by communicating? In the books, they did.
There were more frightening things that were left out in the movies from the books.

TL;DR A real fan would read the books before making a picture when they are as huge as Dorkly.
#40 to #8 - Rascal (09/27/2013) [-]
You, Sir, are completely wrong about a few things.

I will only point out one. The green ghosts, though not described as green in the book, DO help. It was a huge part of why Gondor survived the first wave of attack. What the heck book were you reading?
#49 to #8 - Rascal (09/27/2013) [-]
buzzkillington.jpg
User avatar #16 to #8 - aldheim (09/27/2013) [-]
Still not seeing anything wrong with blocking mount doom.
User avatar #46 to #16 - MoooP ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
Sauron liked the view from his tower, and didn't want them blocking it or disturbing him with road work.
#21 to #8 - Rascal (09/27/2013) [-]
The ghosts told Aragorn to leave, then followed behind him as a massive cloud of un-dead badass. Re-read them books, friend.
User avatar #48 to #21 - theshadowed (09/27/2013) [-]
No, you're both wrong

It was actually a not very large group of soldiers who were ghosts but not un-killable. The main killing was done by the Grey Company.
#33 - jackisamazingtubzy (09/27/2013) [-]
little off topic but i just made my mate an Uruk-Hai Scimitar sword for his 21st
#56 to #33 - cocainecowboy (09/27/2013) [-]
.........I will buy one.
#2 - bboyl (09/27/2013) [-]
The ring is meant to have more powers than just turning the guy wearing it invisible, notable massive physical power and unnatural youth, just the people who had the ring never fully understood how to use it, so they only had the invisibility.
User avatar #19 - Eiza (09/27/2013) [-]
Everyone's going on about how this person didn't read the books. Is no one going to mention the fact that this Orc can come up with complex alternatives to plans when it took him 3 weeks to figure out how to hold a sword? I'm more concerned about that.
User avatar #51 to #19 - heartlessrobot (09/27/2013) [-]
Maybe all orcs are autistic. Incredibly stupid at some things, genius at others.
#31 to #19 - blankknight (09/27/2013) [-]
I'm thinking more about how he can still write OK after losing 4 fingers presumably from the he both writes and fights with.
#38 - kingoflint (09/27/2013) [-]
Flawed in many ways, but it made me laugh a good bit. Here's a thumb
#12 - lordraine ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
I can tell this was written by someone who only watched the movies, and never read the books. And they barely paid attention to the movies at that, because most of this **** was answered there, too.

Oh wait, it's Dorkley. Again. I should have known. He never gets anything right.
#1 - McCockAFucker (09/26/2013) [-]
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#22 - anonymoose ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
Why is someone putting so much detail into making a picture about LOTR when in reality they know next to **** all about it.
User avatar #43 to #22 - alfrebecht (09/27/2013) [-]
Supposed to be an orc, or common man's, reaction.
It stands to reason an orc would know little about the actual function of the ring, or other things outside its experience.
User avatar #67 to #43 - anonymoose ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
If we're taking this from an orcs perspective, throw the whole thing away. There were close to 100,000 orcs in Sarons army. None of them would be educated about anything other than the basic battle plans.
User avatar #69 to #67 - alfrebecht (09/28/2013) [-]
That would be the "it's a joke" part. The guy's name has tumor in it.
#60 - mraye (09/27/2013) [-]
Not entirely sure but, I think the ring had more than just the power to turn one invisible. Probably only people who realised how to control the ring would be able to use them though. Like Gandalf, that Elf Witch and Sauron. Which is why during the battle Sauron would wave his mace and fifty people would go flying.
#59 - plaidparadise (09/27/2013) [-]
Thumb stumps up. Oh God my sides.
#52 - johad (09/27/2013) [-]
this reminded me of legendayfrog's one ring flash movies
#45 - eomond (09/27/2013) [-]
Oooh, that's a bit personal, i wouldn't like anyone to criticize how I treated my ring or what I did with it.
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