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User avatar #5 - plokix (09/26/2013) [-]
i think he mean Mag'n cheese
#8 to #5 - xOXAnimosityXOx (09/26/2013) [-]
Glock'n cheese.

sig what I did there?
User avatar #63 to #8 - notsureifanon (09/27/2013) [-]
Are you FAMAS for that joke?
User avatar #102 to #63 - therealtjthemedic (09/27/2013) [-]
I think I'm mosin something here.
#132 to #102 - furiousmarshmellow (09/27/2013) [-]
Stop Hecklerin' my Koch.
User avatar #40 - demigodofmadness (09/27/2013) [-]
At first glance, it's just a normal plate of Mac N' Cheese, but if you look closely, there's a ************* hand gun in there. Bad guys will never know what hit them, one second your getting your Mac on and the next POW! POW! POW!
User avatar #43 to #40 - wanicochil (09/27/2013) [-]
Theres a gun? I can't see it??

I think you're lying
User avatar #44 to #43 - demigodofmadness (09/27/2013) [-]
It's called a concealed weapon for a reason. But if you look on the plate, there's a small part that only kinda looks like Mac N' Cheese.
#28 - mckinkymcormic (09/27/2013) [-]
i dont taste very good...
User avatar #123 to #28 - andnowducks (09/27/2013) [-]
I am not the person who opens the door, I am the door.
User avatar #124 to #123 - andnowducks (09/27/2013) [-]
Heisenberg with down's syndrome.
#52 to #28 - anon (09/27/2013) [-]
Tastes like cancer
User avatar #117 to #52 - corruptdog (09/27/2013) [-]
I am the cancer
#56 - yuukoku (09/27/2013) [-]
Gun abuse...

Please, dial the number on your screen and help fight gun abuse. Every day, another 9mm is savaged by somebody trying to make a funny post. They're locked in cabinets for weeks, even months on end. They're treated like toys. They're put in food and have pictures taken of them. Some even go as far as to use them to represent a phallic. Each time you blink, an unsuspecting .45 ACP round misfires and destroys a beautiful weapon. With your help, we can stop gun abuse like this.

I have no ******* clue why I wrote this.
#113 to #56 - anon (09/27/2013) [-]
that is a Glock, though.
They aren't useful for much else
User avatar #139 to #113 - yuukoku (09/28/2013) [-]
I disagree. They're pretty handy for ammo capacity and reliability, but I wouldn't take it across the country or anything because I don't wanna risk it breaking on me.
#77 to #56 - NinjaHermit (09/27/2013) [-]
"Kino's Journey" . Hell yeah.
User avatar #142 to #77 - yuukoku (09/28/2013) [-]
She's probably the coolest female main character I've ever seen. The best scene in the anime is where she takes out the three slavers.
User avatar #143 to #142 - NinjaHermit (09/29/2013) [-]
Heh, yeah. And she was pretty badass in the tournament held by the crazy king. She's small, but one underestimates her at their own peril.
As far as the slavers go, man, talk about ungrateful bastards.
User avatar #144 to #143 - yuukoku (09/29/2013) [-]
Oh, man! The tournament was awesome! I loved that she didn't give a **** if the people hated her for killing the king. She just shoots him in front of the entire city.
#82 to #56 - oilcookedsolanacea (09/27/2013) [-]
I thumb you for funny and for Kino.
User avatar #141 to #82 - yuukoku (09/28/2013) [-]
I loved that anime. Amazing story.
#84 to #56 - thegamerslife (09/27/2013) [-]
found this a while back. does this count as abuse, the zip tie thing? lol
User avatar #140 to #84 - yuukoku (09/28/2013) [-]
Yes, it does. It's like BDSM, only with guns.
#7 - heartlessrobot (09/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #20 to #7 - idoliam (09/27/2013) [-]
God damn it, Archer! this pun has been stuck in my head for weeks. So has the song
User avatar #134 to #116 - unikornking (09/27/2013) [-]
Who is that guy?
#137 to #134 - pridefulmatthew ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
do you watch Breaking Bad? It's Walt Jr. or as I like to call him, Breakfast Boy!
#76 - kawaiidesudesuu (09/27/2013) [-]
MAG-eroni and cheese.
User avatar #53 - yetiyitties (09/27/2013) [-]
What teenagers in Chicago have for breakfast.
#51 - ionblight (09/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#100 - sexualsenpai (09/27/2013) [-]
That'll glock his arteries.
#86 - tavafanduvill (09/27/2013) [-]
Does he drink this aswell?
User avatar #90 to #86 - drooms ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
looks pretty gay
#46 - liquidz (09/27/2013) [-]
Why not XDm Master Race?!
User avatar #54 to #46 - thegamerslife (09/27/2013) [-]
Because M&P is master race!
#58 to #54 - liquidz (09/27/2013) [-]
You just activated my trap card
User avatar #59 to #58 - thegamerslife (09/27/2013) [-]
If someone actually made the chamber except a 12g round then went to fire it.... I would watch...from a distance...with binoculars, and laugh.
#60 to #59 - liquidz (09/27/2013) [-]
One day when I have some proper welding skill I'll make an Obrez

Avoid ATF BS by cutting up the receiver, thus destroying the gun.
Weld it back together with barrel cut down. Now you have a legit pistol.
Other option is to just get some steel and mill one out of that.
#88 to #60 - mooghens (09/27/2013) [-]
No.
******* .
Glorious.
Obrez'd.
PTRS.
MOTHER.
******* .
ANTI.
TANK.
RIFLE!
#99 to #88 - liquidz (09/27/2013) [-]
Glorious choice comrade!
#79 to #60 - konradkurze (09/27/2013) [-]
a fist sized hole with one shot?

the obrez is a bolt pistol?
User avatar #62 to #60 - thegamerslife (09/27/2013) [-]
Maybe just mill it...seems a bit safer.
User avatar #67 to #58 - utasco (09/27/2013) [-]
that **** looks like it should be on assassins creed
User avatar #138 to #46 - enormity (09/27/2013) [-]
because trigger safety > grip safety
User avatar #146 to #138 - liquidz (09/30/2013) [-]
But the XD has both
User avatar #61 to #46 - scowler (09/27/2013) [-]
I never hear anything about XDs, what makes them so special? Glocks are just overpriced.
User avatar #98 to #61 - liquidz (09/27/2013) [-]
The XDm in particular has a match grade barrel and is usually just a little bit more than the XD line. Also comes with a high vis front sight. The XDm is supposed to be like a target gun mixed with a EDC, so it's a bit bigger than the XD line and holds more ammo as a result.

The normal XD line is pretty damn accurate to begin with, very reliable despite what haters say. Excellent construction, and feels damned nice in the hand.
They just cost more than a glock and people hate on them for having 2 safeties that engage with a proper grip. If you can't hold the gun right to activate the grip and trigger safeties than you are of special needs.
User avatar #131 to #98 - scowler (09/27/2013) [-]
And Glocks cost more than S&W SD, which seem very nice, aside form the lack of a black slide and the eight-pound trigger pull. Sounds like a hipster gun. We can all agree that anything's better a Hi-Point, unless the only gun you can get IS a Hi-Point….

Why do people fret over how a gun looks? I can understand the slide matching with the frame, but some people...
#145 to #131 - liquidz (09/30/2013) [-]
Hi point is awesome... because when you run out of ammo you can beat them to death with it. Not to mention it's next to impossible to 			****		 up.   
   
If you break a hi point, you seriously did something 			*******		 wrong.   
   
Matching slides and looks are over rated, functionality and performance is the key
Hi point is awesome... because when you run out of ammo you can beat them to death with it. Not to mention it's next to impossible to **** up.

If you break a hi point, you seriously did something ******* wrong.

Matching slides and looks are over rated, functionality and performance is the key
User avatar #150 to #145 - scowler (10/01/2013) [-]
They just have a lot of misfeeds, failures to extract. And you got it backwards, any finish other than black seems kinda overrated. Not one for changing the subject, but are revolvers getting kinda overpriced? I've heard of Colt's .38 caliber "detective" model going for as much as $600. Could buy an SD and a Hi-point with that money...
User avatar #152 to #150 - liquidz (10/01/2013) [-]
At the shows I have seen them creeping up more and more.

I think it's because not as many people buying them vs slide operated
User avatar #147 to #145 - scowler (09/30/2013) [-]
Awesome in lieu of anything else.
User avatar #148 to #147 - liquidz (09/30/2013) [-]
Exactly! It's a brick of steel with enough mass to effect the gravitational pull of the moon.

It sucks so bad it becomes a marvel
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT3Nq-m-fGQ
User avatar #149 to #148 - scowler (10/01/2013) [-]
The slides are zinc alloy, I saw a picture of one of the nine-mils, slide snapped in half (likely after firing enough +P rounds that it's rated for), I **** you not.
User avatar #151 to #149 - liquidz (10/01/2013) [-]
+P ***** everything up... but that is still not too bad considering what it is.
User avatar #153 to #151 - scowler (10/02/2013) [-]
I'd rather stay on the safe side.
User avatar #154 to #153 - liquidz (10/02/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, much better out there, but folks just give Hi point more grief than other companies.

There are far worse than Hi point that deserves the hate
User avatar #156 to #154 - scowler (10/02/2013) [-]
NOT trying to be a smartass, sorry.
User avatar #155 to #154 - scowler (10/02/2013) [-]
Such as?
I'm trying to be a smartass, I just don't know any companies that are worse...
User avatar #157 to #155 - liquidz (10/02/2013) [-]
Jennings firearms

They were known to literally explode under normal operating conditions.
The guns are so poorly made that replacement parts are more expensive than the gun, and spare mags are even more expensive.

Often sent out with the wrong mags with the gun as well, ie 380 vs 9mm and vise versa.

Had one and tried to pawn it, they wouldn't give me more than $40 for it. One place offered $10 for it.
User avatar #158 to #157 - scowler (10/02/2013) [-]
Do you happen to have a video of said explosion? All I see are misfeeds…
User avatar #159 to #158 - liquidz (10/02/2013) [-]
Nope, these were happening years ago before the youtubes and the internets were popular.

Total POS, not even good for a throw down as no one would believe the guy was carrying it.
User avatar #160 to #159 - scowler (10/02/2013) [-]
They're probably on the same level as HI-points by now, since it's just misfeeds. They do seem inaccurate though…
User avatar #161 to #160 - liquidz (10/02/2013) [-]
Last I heard they were being shutdown again for like the 5th time due to safety issues with the design of the gun.

I definitely consider them far worse. I never sell anything that is a gun, and that POS I said **** that **** and sold it off.
User avatar #162 to #161 - scowler (10/02/2013) [-]
I had that figured out, they're not very accurate. They do look nice for blowbacks, but the quality control issues need to be resolved...
User avatar #66 to #46 - Onemanretardpack (09/27/2013) [-]
If I wanted a ******** gun with a high bore axis, I'd get a glock. Steyr master race
#42 - darkjustifier (09/27/2013) [-]
I've eaten mac an cheese for breakfast though.
User avatar #73 to #42 - harrisonfordor (09/27/2013) [-]
I feel like this guy is just steaming off in a corner, addressing no one because he's looking to the left.
#32 - nighthawxx (09/27/2013) [-]
related because glock pun
#36 to #32 - ddylann (09/27/2013) [-]
glockamole
#45 to #36 - liquidz (09/27/2013) [-]
Finally! I can have the original!
#110 - ihaveablackfrend (09/27/2013) [-]
You don't know my life, you don't know what I've been through. You're not God.
You don't know my life, you don't know what I've been through. You're not God.
#121 - ninootendoo (09/27/2013) [-]
OP Obviously meant Power Rangers Epic Dubstep Battle
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User avatar #127 to #121 - tommyoliver (09/27/2013) [-]
as a former ranger that made me shed a few tears of liquid pride. i have never been so proud to be a ranger
#115 - secretdestroyers (09/27/2013) [-]
Talk about eating your gun!
User avatar #118 to #115 - ashee (09/27/2013) [-]
*Everyone together* "Carlos!"
User avatar #136 to #115 - baditch (09/27/2013) [-]
How is that a pun?
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