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#5 - shrapnelleader (09/26/2013) [-]
Hercules brutally murdered his children with arrows, with some texts having him killing Megara as well.    
   
Pinocchio KILLED Jiminy Cricket and was later hung from a tree and suffocated.   
   
In the Fox and the Hound, Copper (the dog) hunted Tod (the fox) until Tod died from exhaustion and Copper was later shot by his owner.   
   
Hunchback of Notre Dame: Rape, torture, and everyone dies.    
   
In Hans Christian Anderson's "Little Mermaid," Ariel's tongue is cut out and she later commits suicide.   
   
Everything I love is a lie.
Hercules brutally murdered his children with arrows, with some texts having him killing Megara as well.

Pinocchio KILLED Jiminy Cricket and was later hung from a tree and suffocated.

In the Fox and the Hound, Copper (the dog) hunted Tod (the fox) until Tod died from exhaustion and Copper was later shot by his owner.

Hunchback of Notre Dame: Rape, torture, and everyone dies.

In Hans Christian Anderson's "Little Mermaid," Ariel's tongue is cut out and she later commits suicide.

Everything I love is a lie.



#12 to #5 - anon (09/27/2013) [-]
Well the only reason Hercules murdered his children was he was poisoned by Hera. I know its still not PG, but he was never portrayed as wicked. Thus the labors and whatnot
#15 to #5 - whatamidoingwithme (09/27/2013) [-]
Hercules was tricked by Hera to murder his family and after that he done so much deed to clean himself.
User avatar #19 to #5 - painispleasure (09/27/2013) [-]
the Hunchback of Notre Dame, the woman was murdered, by the villian, and the hunch back went to her tomb, and stayed there till he starved, and was found as a skeleton.
User avatar #36 to #5 - TheFixer (09/27/2013) [-]
also didnt ariel have to murder someone to return to being a mermaid?
#53 to #36 - deckbox (09/27/2013) [-]
the prince, who ditched her for another girl. tbh woulda done it the cunt.
User avatar #43 to #5 - buddhadom (09/27/2013) [-]
Pinocchio didn't die as he was made from wood... He was just hanging there until a lady puts him down i read the book in primary and i don't remember who the lady was but I think she dies as well at some point
User avatar #48 to #5 - mrbuu (09/27/2013) [-]
cinderela's sisters cut off thier toes to fit into the glass slipper. in beauty and the beast. is somewhat accurate except her two sisters where turned to stone because they never saw the beauty on the inside like she did on beast.
#56 to #5 - gerfox (09/27/2013) [-]
I have some other facts about the Grimm adventures.

The original Sleeping Beauty. The first Grimm edition involved princes trying to reach her and dying from loss of blood trying to reach her through bushes of thorns (I have no clue what that's called in English). A previous edition of this tale was however depiced by Giambattista Basile in the 1630s. Here Sleeping Beauty gets a splinter in her finger, causing her to fall asleep. Then she gets raped by a King who's passing by while she is sleeping. She is impregnated and later gives birth to twins, one of them thinking the splinter is a nipple and sucking it out - thus making Sleeping Beauty awake.

Soon enough the Queen notices that the King has been cheating on her, and she orders the royal chef to kill, cook, and serve the two bastard sons to the king - and she also wishes to burn Sleeping Beauty alive. (However, the King notices, kills the Queen. Then he and Sleeping Beauty lived happily ever after).

A lot of these stories have really horrific earlier versions.
In a depiction of Little Red Riding Hood by Charles Perrault the wolf cooks grandma, and make sausages out of her, which he forces LRRH to eat - and flush it down with wine made out of her Grandmas blood.

In Cinderella her step sisters cut off parts of their feet to fit in the shoe in earlier versions, and in Snow White her own mother envy her beauty so much that she orders a hunter to kill her and bring back her liver and lungs so that she can eat them.
#150 to #56 - ojezcola (09/27/2013) [-]
No, the original story of Girmm's "Little Red Riding Hood", at least in my collection of the Grimm's Fairy Tales, the Wolf eats both the Grandmother and Red, the Hunter passing by the cottage hears the wolf snoring, breaks into the house, and sees a wolf with a huge belly and thinks: "That wolf ate the old lady who lives here!". He cuts open the wolfs stomach and pulls the Grand Mother and Little Red out. While the wolf is still asleep, Grandma then tells Red to go and gathers some rocks and she will then fill the wolf's belly with them and sew him back up. When the Wolf wakes up he knows something is up. *ahem* He can... feel it in his gut. Frightened, he runs away and is weighed down by the rocks and dies in the forest.   
   
A year latter, Red's doing the same thing going to grandmas house, but while visiting, a new wolf jumps onto the roof to try and eat Red when she leaves. The Grandma instructs Little Red to taunt the Wolf to come down and just eat her already, but to come down the side of the cottage that has a trough with leftover hot oil she had used earlier to cook some sausages. The plan works and the wolf if cooked alive.   
   
The one about Cinderella is true. The step-sisters could not fit their feet into the shoe and the step-mother tells them to cut off a part of their heels so they would fit saying, "When you are a queen, you will not need to walk again.". Also, the dumb Prince fell for this... twice. A bird flies in and lands by a window and tells him "Don't you see? There is blood on her foot!  She has cut off part so she could be Queen!"
No, the original story of Girmm's "Little Red Riding Hood", at least in my collection of the Grimm's Fairy Tales, the Wolf eats both the Grandmother and Red, the Hunter passing by the cottage hears the wolf snoring, breaks into the house, and sees a wolf with a huge belly and thinks: "That wolf ate the old lady who lives here!". He cuts open the wolfs stomach and pulls the Grand Mother and Little Red out. While the wolf is still asleep, Grandma then tells Red to go and gathers some rocks and she will then fill the wolf's belly with them and sew him back up. When the Wolf wakes up he knows something is up. *ahem* He can... feel it in his gut. Frightened, he runs away and is weighed down by the rocks and dies in the forest.

A year latter, Red's doing the same thing going to grandmas house, but while visiting, a new wolf jumps onto the roof to try and eat Red when she leaves. The Grandma instructs Little Red to taunt the Wolf to come down and just eat her already, but to come down the side of the cottage that has a trough with leftover hot oil she had used earlier to cook some sausages. The plan works and the wolf if cooked alive.

The one about Cinderella is true. The step-sisters could not fit their feet into the shoe and the step-mother tells them to cut off a part of their heels so they would fit saying, "When you are a queen, you will not need to walk again.". Also, the dumb Prince fell for this... twice. A bird flies in and lands by a window and tells him "Don't you see? There is blood on her foot! She has cut off part so she could be Queen!"
#176 to #150 - gerfox (09/27/2013) [-]
Yeh, I knew about the other versions you mentioned as well - I read about these stories in a popular scientific magazine where I live, and they mentioned all these + some others

Also, in the original Hansel and Gretel the kids were left in the woods by their parents because they couldn't afford to have them anymore.

Damn, fairy tales can be harsh
#162 to #150 - danilorossetto (09/27/2013) [-]
the original Little Red Riding Hood is not from the Grimm Brothers, it's from Charles Perrault and he is right about the end... (and, in my interpretation (it is not explicit), the wolf has sex with her before killing her....)
The Grimm version came a hundread years AFTER the Perrault version.....
User avatar #168 to #165 - instakill (09/27/2013) [-]
my mom used to tell me a version of Rapunzel back when I was very little as a bedtime story, one where Rapunzel was the daughter of two poor farmers, and when her mother is pregnant with her they didn't have any food, so the farmer stole a cabbage from the witches garden, and the witch found out so she made a deal that they can eat their fill of the witches garden however when the girl turned 3 she would be taken from her parents and live in servitude of the witch, thinking that in that time they would be able to outwit the witch they accept, and quickly forgot about the deal, and on Rapunzel's third birthday the witch came to collect her new servant, however the farmers had forgotten and quickly tried to attack the witch, which proved to be a bad idea since the witch killed them and took Rapunzel anyway, years passed and Rapunzel grew, however one day a prince was traveling in the woods, and when he heard Rapunzel sing he fell in love, so the two visited every day while the witch was away from the castle, however one day the witch came back early and caught the prince, throwing magic sand into his eyes causing them to melt from his skull, in retaliation Rapunzel uses her hair to strangle the witch to death and brings the prince on his horse back to the kingdom where they lived together for the rest of their lives
#177 to #168 - gerfox (09/27/2013) [-]
That's one I never heard before.

In one of the stories closer to the original he also is blinded, because the witch pushes him off the tower and into a bush of thorns - however, the tears of Rapunzel heals him and gives him his sight back.

In the original however, they address forbidden sex - where the prince and Rapunzel live for a long time happily in the tower. However, one day the witch comes along and Rapunzel mentions her pregnancy by mistake. "How come the clothes doesn't fit anymore".
User avatar #178 to #177 - instakill (09/27/2013) [-]
yeah, but it doesn't suprise me that she told me stories like that
User avatar #159 to #56 - wtfduud (09/27/2013) [-]
The Snow White story is pretty similar to the original, but that might be because the movie is like 90 years old, reality was harsher back then.
User avatar #104 to #5 - IamSofaKingdom (09/27/2013) [-]
Hercules was cursed by his mother Hera into seeing his family as monsters and didn't realize it was his family until after they were dead and Ariel didn't commit suicide, she turned into sea foam and was forced to live in lament forever.
User avatar #126 to #104 - TheCanadianPatriot (09/27/2013) [-]
Hera wasn't his mother. His mother was human making him a demi-god. Hera just hated all of Zues' demi-god children and proceeded to do what you said she did.
User avatar #179 to #126 - IamSofaKingdom (09/27/2013) [-]
Yea, sorry I worded it poorly. She is the step mother of sorts since she is the official wife of Zeus but yea I knew Hercules was part human. Nearly every character in that mythology is an offspring of Zeus' flirtatious encounters and rapes.
User avatar #110 to #5 - xXCorpitoXx (09/27/2013) [-]
From what i remember Hera hated all of Zeus's Human offspring so she used some spell on Hercules that enraged him making him kill his family. Then he had to do all these missions as recompence for what he did. After many years he finished his duties and started another family and Hera being a bitch did it again. More recompence. Hercules saves Olympus from Gaia's minions. Then he Becomes a Denizen of Olympus.
#114 to #5 - erpetrich (09/27/2013) [-]
Original Pinocchio is depressing as hell, I had to read the original book in old **** off Italian, it drags on for ages, Geppeto gets sick, Pinocchio is basically forced into slave labour, gets arrested a couple of times, he killed Jiminy Cricket in anger, but he comes back as a ghost anyway,and then he's hanged for being "too mischievous"
User avatar #144 to #5 - lot (09/27/2013) [-]
Actually, Pinocchio doesn't really die. They did turn him into a real boy, even in the original stories by Collodi.
User avatar #6 to #5 - shrapnelleader (09/26/2013) [-]
*I meant to write Andersen, not Anderson.
User avatar #7 to #5 - arkanios (09/26/2013) [-]
I thought that Ariel was turned into sea foam and was cursed to do good deeds for a long amount of time, but a child's tears adds a day to her time.

I'm assuming there's more than one version of the Little Mermaid book?
User avatar #8 to #7 - shrapnelleader (09/26/2013) [-]
She committed suicide by throwing herself into the sea and dissolving into sea foam. You're also thinking Andersen's tale.

However, there was another "mermaid" story that most likely inspired "The Little Mermaid" called "Undine," which was written by Friedrich de la Motte Fouqué (1811). In that story, Undine, a water spirit, is forced to kill the prince. She also commits suicide.

Bleak, ain't it?
User avatar #10 to #8 - arkanios (09/27/2013) [-]
Ah, thank you kindly for the information.

Also, indeed it is rather bleak, but the Fox and the Hound seems to strike home for me more than the Little Mermaid does.
User avatar #16 to #8 - useroftheLOLZ (09/27/2013) [-]
I seem to remember a really ****** up version where she gets her wish of having legs, but instead on getting legs, her tail just splits, or something like that, and the prince is cursed so that he will die, if she doesn't stop singing, but if she sings, she slowly kills her self... I don't know, it was just ****** up, I think it was the Grimm fairy tails version.

Oh yeah, sleeping beauty was raped in her sleep, gave birth, and didn't wake up until one of her children sucked on her finger, thinking it was a nipple, and ended up taking out the thorn that was poisoning her. You want to talk about a ruinedchildhood, look no further.
User avatar #11 to #5 - thebestpieever (09/27/2013) [-]
Let us not forget that Hercules then gouged his eyes out.
User avatar #105 to #11 - IamSofaKingdom (09/27/2013) [-]
Are you thinking of Oedipus?
User avatar #175 to #105 - thebestpieever (09/27/2013) [-]
No, Hercules did too. Right after killing his children and Megara.
#9 to #5 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (09/27/2013) [-]
everything I grew up loving is all a lie!
User avatar #52 to #5 - DWalk (09/27/2013) [-]
Could anyone provide a source to these? I've never heard of any of these variations
User avatar #151 to #52 - nogphille (09/27/2013) [-]
just look up the original writers, grimm or andersen..
#14 to #5 - whatamidoingwithme (09/27/2013) [-]
Well Greek mythology is brutal. Hercules isn't really disney made you know.

However, what rustles me the most is the fact that they made Hades evil.
User avatar #82 to #14 - rockamekishiko (09/27/2013) [-]
i don't think any of them were made up by disney, they just made movies about them
#96 to #82 - jakols (09/27/2013) [-]
None of the stories were originally made by Disney.   
Disney rewrote the ending of the stories they liked to make it Child friendly and then proceeded to make movies of them.    
Almost every Disney movie like that (not counting mickey mouse, Donald an co.) is based on stories from mythology or stories that was written hundreds of years ago, to bring new life to old tales.   
Tarzan, The little Mermaid, Pinocchio, The Hunchback and Pocahontas just to take a few of them, were all originally written between the 1700s to the 1850s.   
   
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None of the stories were originally made by Disney.
Disney rewrote the ending of the stories they liked to make it Child friendly and then proceeded to make movies of them.
Almost every Disney movie like that (not counting mickey mouse, Donald an co.) is based on stories from mythology or stories that was written hundreds of years ago, to bring new life to old tales.
Tarzan, The little Mermaid, Pinocchio, The Hunchback and Pocahontas just to take a few of them, were all originally written between the 1700s to the 1850s.

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#17 - asheyboo (09/27/2013) [-]
Sleeping beauty is raped by the prince while in a comatose state, giving birth to 2 children and one child sucks the thorn out of her finger.    
   
Snow white made the queen dance to death.   
   
Kurchak Killed tarzan's parents
Sleeping beauty is raped by the prince while in a comatose state, giving birth to 2 children and one child sucks the thorn out of her finger.

Snow white made the queen dance to death.

Kurchak Killed tarzan's parents
User avatar #83 to #17 - gwenisghey (09/27/2013) [-]
sleeping beauty was raped by her father also
#142 to #17 - finni (09/27/2013) [-]
The Tarzan thing is really horrible... Seriously... the feels...
The Tarzan thing is really horrible... Seriously... the feels...
User avatar #42 to #17 - zight (09/27/2013) [-]
wtf is up with the last one? that is so ****** up man. i can't believe that. Don't read next spoiler, unless you don't know what i ment
don't believe me. I doubt this spoiler is neccesary but there are a few of you who lack the capacity to interpret things why are you still reading these? This is a good way to make a long comment seem short i have only had sex 5 times and im 19 if you are still reading these, i have probably already masturbated and currently playing dwarf fortress, what i need for you to do is, find a way to spend your time better then mine on weekdays, i only have fun on weekends are you only seeing these because of curiosity or what? TL;DR i know what you are wondering, wrf was the point of the i leave stuff unfini
User avatar #73 to #42 - thegamerslife (09/27/2013) [-]
This was entertaining in a way. also, I'm 23 and have only had one sexual partner. what's wrong with you faggot I shouldn't have called you a faggot, sorry.
User avatar #101 to #73 - zight (09/27/2013) [-]
ignore my below comments, i was just testing something out
User avatar #103 to #101 - testing (09/27/2013) [-]
To many times each day.
User avatar #146 to #103 - RexxT (09/27/2013) [-]
yeah, why is your name red? o.O
User avatar #141 to #103 - meestaa (09/27/2013) [-]
why are you red?
User avatar #102 to #101 - thegamerslife (09/27/2013) [-]
lastly! I thoroughly enjoy your username, it's zight.
User avatar #149 to #102 - zight (09/27/2013) [-]
i made it when i was little and didn't have a username its all thanks to thegamerslife
User avatar #100 to #73 - zight (09/27/2013) [-]
bitch ass cunt ************* asshole licking penis urthera biting horse jacking dog smelling nose picking piece of ****
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User avatar #45 to #42 - arex (09/27/2013) [-]
It wasn't Kurchak it was a leopard.


User avatar #47 to #45 - zight (09/27/2013) [-]
I know that ******* spoiler man, you got me
User avatar #46 to #45 - Leopard (09/27/2013) [-]
Stop
#148 to #17 - cazabrow ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
MFW the prince is no better than a 4channer
#25 to #17 - jabzilla (09/27/2013) [-]
i dont give two ***** about what you said...but you broke my heart with the gif of little foots mom...
User avatar #62 to #17 - hates (09/27/2013) [-]
Snow White didn't force her to dance, she put iron boots on the evil queen, heated them until they were red hot, and laughed as the queen danced out of pain
#55 - ihearcolors (09/27/2013) [-]
I'm off to Neverland ************* .
User avatar #97 to #55 - chandlermx (09/27/2013) [-]
Joe Dirt - Up Your Bung Hole? God dammit Buffalo bob is at it again...
User avatar #127 to #55 - atoma (09/27/2013) [-]
Neverland


because it never happened.
#18 - pantmonthedemon (09/27/2013) [-]
all the original stories are so much more brutal then the kid friendly Disney ones, in Cinderella her step sisters literally chopped off pieces of their feet.
User avatar #108 to #18 - robertolee ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
I was told that version by my dad.. at 7 years old. He decided it was time to know the truth about Disney.
#152 to #108 - pantmonthedemon (09/27/2013) [-]
i had to read it in primary school. it was kinda intense
#84 - imthatbrony (09/27/2013) [-]
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#13 - asheyboo (09/27/2013) [-]
Rapunzel got pregnant and threw herself off the castle to her death   
 or something along those lines
Rapunzel got pregnant and threw herself off the castle to her death
or something along those lines
#160 to #13 - sherlyholmes (09/27/2013) [-]
Rapunzel let the prince into the tower, *boom* became pregnant. The witch keeping her in the tower got angry, cut her hair and sent her away. Then she let the prince clime Rapunzel's hair and when he got up, she kicked him down.   
He fell in.. something... and lost his eyesight.    
Something, something, something and semi-happy end.
Rapunzel let the prince into the tower, *boom* became pregnant. The witch keeping her in the tower got angry, cut her hair and sent her away. Then she let the prince clime Rapunzel's hair and when he got up, she kicked him down.
He fell in.. something... and lost his eyesight.
Something, something, something and semi-happy end.
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User avatar #20 - whywouldyoudothis (09/27/2013) [-]
When I read this in high school I got into an argument with my teacher about Peter being a sociopath. I STAND BY MY CLAIMS!
#115 to #20 - anon (09/27/2013) [-]
I don't think you know what sociopath means
User avatar #154 to #115 - whywouldyoudothis (09/27/2013) [-]
It's just his character in the book overall, He just kills, he kills everyone with a childlike glee. There's never any remorse, he doesn't even care. **** man, the pirates were more sympathetic then him, they all had this strange "desperate need for a mother" thing going. They were practically like kids themselves.
User avatar #136 to #115 - hudis (09/27/2013) [-]
Well it works if it's a Lord of the Flies kind of sociopathy.
User avatar #33 to #20 - sirbutterballs (09/27/2013) [-]
He's basically a cult-leader.
#117 to #33 - ticklethetigre (09/27/2013) [-]
10/10 would join that cult, learn his anti aging secret then proceed to to replace him..... or you know become the king of some high schooler child army or something
User avatar #124 to #33 - supamonkey (09/27/2013) [-]
Peter Pan = Charles Manson?
#23 to #20 - lawerancearm (09/27/2013) [-]
"I never want to grow up, and neither should you... If you grow up... I'll kill you"
#71 - penisflower (09/27/2013) [-]
Adding to that, Peter Pan was a dick. He played "make believe" doctor, telling Wendy he could "heal" her. He also taught the lost boys how to fly, but never how to stop, so they'd fly for days until they died of exhaustion.
User avatar #57 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
Worst **** ever: Hunchback of Notre Dame ends up with the priest hanging Esmeralda in public. Quasimodo laments over her dead body and throws the guy over the cathedral walls. Days later, thieves dig up her tomb to see his skeleton wrapped around hers, as he let himself die embracing her corpse. Maybe i changed/forgot some details. ******* victor hugo, man
User avatar #59 to #57 - TheFixer (09/27/2013) [-]
no thats basically it. ive only ever read victors hunchback once and ive never had to read it again due to the fact i was like 11yrs old. needless to say it weirded me out so much ive never touched that book and ive remembered the ending all these years.
User avatar #89 to #57 - johnnyferno (09/27/2013) [-]
I heard that she was BURNED and he threw himself down beside her to burn with her.
User avatar #121 to #57 - thegrayfox (09/27/2013) [-]
I actually have a cartoon "Hunchback of Notre Dame" somewhere in my house on VHS.

It's not the Disney version.

I remember the cartoon vaguely, but I do recall that Quasimodo does throw a priest off of something. Was a depressing cartoon. Can't find it on Wikipedia though.
User avatar #131 to #57 - mutzaki (09/27/2013) [-]
Phoebus was also a huge dick.
User avatar #79 to #57 - ivoryhammer (09/27/2013) [-]
I heard her body wasn't fully decayed, so Quasi ****** her corpse.
User avatar #80 to #79 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
i remember he just simply let himself starve to death
User avatar #60 to #57 - yuukoku (09/27/2013) [-]
Hey, it was my ******* childhood, man. I don't think I would have had such a happy time if I knew that the little mermaid actually split her tail in half and ended up dying without ever loving the guy and turned into sea foam or that Bruce Wayne is actually Superman . I definitely would not have sat well with the revelation that Jimini Cricket is actually the surrogate of Jesus Christ in the story of Pinocchio, and in the actual end, Roman soldiers staple him to a cross made of pencils.
User avatar #63 to #60 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
You tell me, the first time i heard of Les Miserables was an Uncle Scrooge version that had him use the candle holders to find secret treasure, next thing i know in the real story everyone's dying or getting prostituted
User avatar #64 to #63 - yuukoku (09/27/2013) [-]
...What? haha... I... What!? Hahaha! AHAHAHA!! I can't believe they tried to boil down Les Mis! that's rich. That's ******* rich.

My Grandmother was surprised that they made a musical of it, as it sort of depressed her. I'm ******* shocked that they would try to boil down Les Mis. Just goes to show that people will try to 4kids anything nowadays.
User avatar #65 to #64 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
well it did leave me with a sort of fascination with it so it kinda worked
(and i dislike the fact it's a musical too, doesn't feel right)
User avatar #70 to #65 - yuukoku (09/27/2013) [-]
Eh, I see it as a more captivating medium to tell the story through. I love Broadway whenever I'm in New York, so I just have this thing for musicals.
Anyway, I guess it did do a good job in getting people interested in it. You're an example. I'm not entirely sure of how to feel about learning that these stories that I loved as a child actually ended very differently than I was told. Honestly, I like to think back on Picasso's idea that "a great artist steals," because having Disney's or whoever (or whoever's) whole new story told to me that was inspiring and happy made my childhood happy, so I shouldn't complain.
User avatar #76 to #70 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
yeah, same here
User avatar #74 to #57 - yusay (09/27/2013) [-]
Days later? He decayed ******* fast, jesus.
User avatar #75 to #74 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
so i miiiiiight have gotten blurry on some details
#77 to #75 - yusay (09/27/2013) [-]
Uhuh...
User avatar #86 to #74 - yunoknow (09/27/2013) [-]
gypsy magic
User avatar #21 - skypatrol (09/27/2013) [-]
Disney read that book and thought... "Perfect!"
User avatar #24 - arrisarrad (09/27/2013) [-]
Not true. Captain Hook was a pirate who tried to attack the Neverland and its escort ship before everyone was driven to storm port on the Mollusk' island.
#26 to #24 - anon (09/27/2013) [-]
I've read the book you're talking about, but it's not the original.
User avatar #27 to #26 - arrisarrad (09/27/2013) [-]
That's true, but wasn't it written by the same guy?
User avatar #29 to #24 - enemyoftrn (09/27/2013) [-]
Escort ship? Neverland was a shipping vessel?
Tell me the whole story, please..
User avatar #30 to #29 - arrisarrad (09/27/2013) [-]
The Neverland was a ship, and Peter and the lost boys were on it. It was accompanied by a British Royal Navy ship. Both were being hunted by Hook. The Neverland broke apart on a reef. Peter called the island after the ship because the piece of wood with the name on it was sitting near him near the end of the book. Even though there were already Polynesians living there with their own name for the island. Typical British imperialistic attitude.
User avatar #31 to #30 - enemyoftrn (09/27/2013) [-]
Was there magic in this story?
User avatar #32 to #31 - arrisarrad (09/27/2013) [-]
Actually, all the supernatural phenomenon are caused by Starstuff. A material that falls to earth with meteorites. There are two groups constantly fighting over it. It mutates things when something is exposed to large amounts of it or over a long period of time. Turns fish into mermaids, parrots into fairies, lizards into the Loch Ness Monster, etc. Small amounts make things age slower and fly. Peter used it too much while trying to stop the bad guys, so he can't age and he can fly forever, although I think he loses his ability to fly forever. Tinkerbell is a fairy made from a parrot. Starstuff is the fairy dust.
User avatar #35 to #32 - enemyoftrn (09/27/2013) [-]
Ahh, thanks.
User avatar #34 to #32 - theaddviser (09/27/2013) [-]
wow anything other then that? cause that is ******* wacked out
User avatar #40 to #34 - rubixium (09/27/2013) [-]
several of the books after the first one talk of a shadow monster named umbra that kills the **** out of people.
User avatar #54 to #40 - lokischosen (09/27/2013) [-]
"That kills the **** out of people" I'm going to have to read these books
#38 to #24 - stepsword (09/27/2013) [-]
Is this the original book that you're describing, or is it the Starcatchers series? Also, if you haven't read "Capt. Hook" by J.V. Hart, that one is a really good read about Hook's youth at Eton. That one really makes him an anti hero and is wonderful.

Anyway my point is that there are a lot of different stories, the original being by JM Barrie, and it gets hard to say which are "canon" if you're going outside of his universe. They're all mostly good reads though.
User avatar #44 to #38 - arrisarrad (09/27/2013) [-]
Starcatchers.
#123 - wmpedo (09/27/2013) [-]
Mfw reading the comments
Mfw reading the comments
#107 - divinecreator (09/27/2013) [-]
This is how i picture you, as an evil villain who destroyed my childhood with the push of a submit button.
This is how i picture you, as an evil villain who destroyed my childhood with the push of a submit button.
#129 to #107 - lotengo ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
this is how i picure u after OP is done raping your childhood
#69 - ionblight (09/27/2013) [-]
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#119 - notgabenewell (09/27/2013) [-]
Why must you destroy my innocent childhood this way.
User avatar #106 - zaywoot (09/27/2013) [-]
the captain hook being a lost boy isnt true, it is implied and confirmed later by the author that Hook attended college and that he didn't start pirating before he finished, that he is noble and that hook isnt his real name, if it was revealed it would set the nation ablaze... his first name is however James, like the author James Matthew Barrie.
He has been raised properly and is obsessed with "good form" and being a gentleman, which is the actual reason he hates Peter, since he is the opposite.
And in the original play, the person who played the mother of Wendy and her siblings was supposed to play Hook, but the actor playing the father persuaded the author into letting him play Hook instead.

Hook wasn't even in the original drafts of the stories, with Peter being the closest to a villain.
User avatar #109 - zonryu (09/27/2013) [-]
in the origianal Pinocchio instead of turning into donkeys the boys who went to "pleasure island" all got sever STD as a resulf of being sold as sex slaves. they all died because of it
#128 to #109 - lotengo ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
Source?
#155 to #128 - fightforreason (09/27/2013) [-]
the origianal Pinocchio
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