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#5 - shrapnelleader
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Hercules brutally murdered his children with arrows, with some texts having him killing Megara as well.    
   
Pinocchio KILLED Jiminy Cricket and was later hung from a tree and suffocated.   
   
In the Fox and the Hound, Copper (the dog) hunted Tod (the fox) until Tod died from exhaustion and Copper was later shot by his owner.   
   
Hunchback of Notre Dame: Rape, torture, and everyone dies.    
   
In Hans Christian Anderson's "Little Mermaid," Ariel's tongue is cut out and she later commits suicide.   
   
Everything I love is a lie.
Hercules brutally murdered his children with arrows, with some texts having him killing Megara as well.

Pinocchio KILLED Jiminy Cricket and was later hung from a tree and suffocated.

In the Fox and the Hound, Copper (the dog) hunted Tod (the fox) until Tod died from exhaustion and Copper was later shot by his owner.

Hunchback of Notre Dame: Rape, torture, and everyone dies.

In Hans Christian Anderson's "Little Mermaid," Ariel's tongue is cut out and she later commits suicide.

Everything I love is a lie.



#12 to #5 - anon id: 1fa260e9
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Well the only reason Hercules murdered his children was he was poisoned by Hera. I know its still not PG, but he was never portrayed as wicked. Thus the labors and whatnot
#15 to #5 - whatamidoingwithme
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Hercules was tricked by Hera to murder his family and after that he done so much deed to clean himself.
User avatar #19 to #5 - painispleasure
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the Hunchback of Notre Dame, the woman was murdered, by the villian, and the hunch back went to her tomb, and stayed there till he starved, and was found as a skeleton.
User avatar #36 to #5 - TheFixer
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also didnt ariel have to murder someone to return to being a mermaid?
#53 to #36 - deckbox
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the prince, who ditched her for another girl. tbh woulda done it the cunt.
User avatar #43 to #5 - buddhadom
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Pinocchio didn't die as he was made from wood... He was just hanging there until a lady puts him down i read the book in primary and i don't remember who the lady was but I think she dies as well at some point
User avatar #48 to #5 - mrbuu
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cinderela's sisters cut off thier toes to fit into the glass slipper. in beauty and the beast. is somewhat accurate except her two sisters where turned to stone because they never saw the beauty on the inside like she did on beast.
#56 to #5 - gerfox
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I have some other facts about the Grimm adventures.

The original Sleeping Beauty. The first Grimm edition involved princes trying to reach her and dying from loss of blood trying to reach her through bushes of thorns (I have no clue what that's called in English). A previous edition of this tale was however depiced by Giambattista Basile in the 1630s. Here Sleeping Beauty gets a splinter in her finger, causing her to fall asleep. Then she gets raped by a King who's passing by while she is sleeping. She is impregnated and later gives birth to twins, one of them thinking the splinter is a nipple and sucking it out - thus making Sleeping Beauty awake.

Soon enough the Queen notices that the King has been cheating on her, and she orders the royal chef to kill, cook, and serve the two bastard sons to the king - and she also wishes to burn Sleeping Beauty alive. (However, the King notices, kills the Queen. Then he and Sleeping Beauty lived happily ever after).

A lot of these stories have really horrific earlier versions.
In a depiction of Little Red Riding Hood by Charles Perrault the wolf cooks grandma, and make sausages out of her, which he forces LRRH to eat - and flush it down with wine made out of her Grandmas blood.

In Cinderella her step sisters cut off parts of their feet to fit in the shoe in earlier versions, and in Snow White her own mother envy her beauty so much that she orders a hunter to kill her and bring back her liver and lungs so that she can eat them.
#150 to #56 - ojezcola
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No, the original story of Girmm's "Little Red Riding Hood", at least in my collection of the Grimm's Fairy Tales, the Wolf eats both the Grandmother and Red, the Hunter passing by the cottage hears the wolf snoring, breaks into the house, and sees a wolf with a huge belly and thinks: "That wolf ate the old lady who lives here!". He cuts open the wolfs stomach and pulls the Grand Mother and Little Red out. While the wolf is still asleep, Grandma then tells Red to go and gathers some rocks and she will then fill the wolf's belly with them and sew him back up. When the Wolf wakes up he knows something is up. *ahem* He can... feel it in his gut. Frightened, he runs away and is weighed down by the rocks and dies in the forest.   
   
A year latter, Red's doing the same thing going to grandmas house, but while visiting, a new wolf jumps onto the roof to try and eat Red when she leaves. The Grandma instructs Little Red to taunt the Wolf to come down and just eat her already, but to come down the side of the cottage that has a trough with leftover hot oil she had used earlier to cook some sausages. The plan works and the wolf if cooked alive.   
   
The one about Cinderella is true. The step-sisters could not fit their feet into the shoe and the step-mother tells them to cut off a part of their heels so they would fit saying, "When you are a queen, you will not need to walk again.". Also, the dumb Prince fell for this... twice. A bird flies in and lands by a window and tells him "Don't you see? There is blood on her foot!  She has cut off part so she could be Queen!"
No, the original story of Girmm's "Little Red Riding Hood", at least in my collection of the Grimm's Fairy Tales, the Wolf eats both the Grandmother and Red, the Hunter passing by the cottage hears the wolf snoring, breaks into the house, and sees a wolf with a huge belly and thinks: "That wolf ate the old lady who lives here!". He cuts open the wolfs stomach and pulls the Grand Mother and Little Red out. While the wolf is still asleep, Grandma then tells Red to go and gathers some rocks and she will then fill the wolf's belly with them and sew him back up. When the Wolf wakes up he knows something is up. *ahem* He can... feel it in his gut. Frightened, he runs away and is weighed down by the rocks and dies in the forest.

A year latter, Red's doing the same thing going to grandmas house, but while visiting, a new wolf jumps onto the roof to try and eat Red when she leaves. The Grandma instructs Little Red to taunt the Wolf to come down and just eat her already, but to come down the side of the cottage that has a trough with leftover hot oil she had used earlier to cook some sausages. The plan works and the wolf if cooked alive.

The one about Cinderella is true. The step-sisters could not fit their feet into the shoe and the step-mother tells them to cut off a part of their heels so they would fit saying, "When you are a queen, you will not need to walk again.". Also, the dumb Prince fell for this... twice. A bird flies in and lands by a window and tells him "Don't you see? There is blood on her foot! She has cut off part so she could be Queen!"
#176 to #150 - gerfox
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Yeh, I knew about the other versions you mentioned as well - I read about these stories in a popular scientific magazine where I live, and they mentioned all these + some others

Also, in the original Hansel and Gretel the kids were left in the woods by their parents because they couldn't afford to have them anymore.

Damn, fairy tales can be harsh
#162 to #150 - danilorossetto
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the original Little Red Riding Hood is not from the Grimm Brothers, it's from Charles Perrault and he is right about the end... (and, in my interpretation (it is not explicit), the wolf has sex with her before killing her....)
The Grimm version came a hundread years AFTER the Perrault version.....
#165 to #162 - ojezcola
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my mom used to tell me a version of Rapunzel back when I was very little as a bedtime story, one where Rapunzel was the daughter of two poor farmers, and when her mother is pregnant with her they didn't have any food, so the farmer stole a cabbage from the witches garden, and the witch found out so she made a deal that they can eat their fill of the witches garden however when the girl turned 3 she would be taken from her parents and live in servitude of the witch, thinking that in that time they would be able to outwit the witch they accept, and quickly forgot about the deal, and on Rapunzel's third birthday the witch came to collect her new servant, however the farmers had forgotten and quickly tried to attack the witch, which proved to be a bad idea since the witch killed them and took Rapunzel anyway, years passed and Rapunzel grew, however one day a prince was traveling in the woods, and when he heard Rapunzel sing he fell in love, so the two visited every day while the witch was away from the castle, however one day the witch came back early and caught the prince, throwing magic sand into his eyes causing them to melt from his skull, in retaliation Rapunzel uses her hair to strangle the witch to death and brings the prince on his horse back to the kingdom where they lived together for the rest of their lives
#177 to #168 - gerfox
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That's one I never heard before.

In one of the stories closer to the original he also is blinded, because the witch pushes him off the tower and into a bush of thorns - however, the tears of Rapunzel heals him and gives him his sight back.

In the original however, they address forbidden sex - where the prince and Rapunzel live for a long time happily in the tower. However, one day the witch comes along and Rapunzel mentions her pregnancy by mistake. "How come the clothes doesn't fit anymore".
User avatar #178 to #177 - instakill
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yeah, but it doesn't suprise me that she told me stories like that
User avatar #159 to #56 - wtfduud
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The Snow White story is pretty similar to the original, but that might be because the movie is like 90 years old, reality was harsher back then.
User avatar #104 to #5 - IamSofaKingdom
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Hercules was cursed by his mother Hera into seeing his family as monsters and didn't realize it was his family until after they were dead and Ariel didn't commit suicide, she turned into sea foam and was forced to live in lament forever.
User avatar #126 to #104 - TheCanadianPatriot
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Hera wasn't his mother. His mother was human making him a demi-god. Hera just hated all of Zues' demi-god children and proceeded to do what you said she did.
User avatar #179 to #126 - IamSofaKingdom
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Yea, sorry I worded it poorly. She is the step mother of sorts since she is the official wife of Zeus but yea I knew Hercules was part human. Nearly every character in that mythology is an offspring of Zeus' flirtatious encounters and rapes.
User avatar #110 to #5 - xXCorpitoXx
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From what i remember Hera hated all of Zeus's Human offspring so she used some spell on Hercules that enraged him making him kill his family. Then he had to do all these missions as recompence for what he did. After many years he finished his duties and started another family and Hera being a bitch did it again. More recompence. Hercules saves Olympus from Gaia's minions. Then he Becomes a Denizen of Olympus.
#114 to #5 - erpetrich
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Original Pinocchio is depressing as hell, I had to read the original book in old **** off Italian, it drags on for ages, Geppeto gets sick, Pinocchio is basically forced into slave labour, gets arrested a couple of times, he killed Jiminy Cricket in anger, but he comes back as a ghost anyway,and then he's hanged for being "too mischievous"
User avatar #144 to #5 - lot
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Actually, Pinocchio doesn't really die. They did turn him into a real boy, even in the original stories by Collodi.
User avatar #6 to #5 - shrapnelleader
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*I meant to write Andersen, not Anderson.
User avatar #7 to #5 - arkanios
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I thought that Ariel was turned into sea foam and was cursed to do good deeds for a long amount of time, but a child's tears adds a day to her time.

I'm assuming there's more than one version of the Little Mermaid book?
User avatar #8 to #7 - shrapnelleader
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She committed suicide by throwing herself into the sea and dissolving into sea foam. You're also thinking Andersen's tale.

However, there was another "mermaid" story that most likely inspired "The Little Mermaid" called "Undine," which was written by Friedrich de la Motte Fouqué (1811). In that story, Undine, a water spirit, is forced to kill the prince. She also commits suicide.

Bleak, ain't it?
User avatar #10 to #8 - arkanios
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Ah, thank you kindly for the information.

Also, indeed it is rather bleak, but the Fox and the Hound seems to strike home for me more than the Little Mermaid does.
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I seem to remember a really ****** up version where she gets her wish of having legs, but instead on getting legs, her tail just splits, or something like that, and the prince is cursed so that he will die, if she doesn't stop singing, but if she sings, she slowly kills her self... I don't know, it was just ****** up, I think it was the Grimm fairy tails version.

Oh yeah, sleeping beauty was raped in her sleep, gave birth, and didn't wake up until one of her children sucked on her finger, thinking it was a nipple, and ended up taking out the thorn that was poisoning her. You want to talk about a ruinedchildhood, look no further.
User avatar #11 to #5 - thebestpieever
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Let us not forget that Hercules then gouged his eyes out.
User avatar #105 to #11 - IamSofaKingdom
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Are you thinking of Oedipus?
User avatar #175 to #105 - thebestpieever
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No, Hercules did too. Right after killing his children and Megara.
#9 to #5 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY
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everything I grew up loving is all a lie!
User avatar #52 to #5 - DWalk
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Could anyone provide a source to these? I've never heard of any of these variations
User avatar #151 to #52 - nogphille
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just look up the original writers, grimm or andersen..
#14 to #5 - whatamidoingwithme
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Well Greek mythology is brutal. Hercules isn't really disney made you know.

However, what rustles me the most is the fact that they made Hades evil.
User avatar #82 to #14 - rockamekishiko
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i don't think any of them were made up by disney, they just made movies about them
#96 to #82 - jakols
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None of the stories were originally made by Disney.   
Disney rewrote the ending of the stories they liked to make it Child friendly and then proceeded to make movies of them.    
Almost every Disney movie like that (not counting mickey mouse, Donald an co.) is based on stories from mythology or stories that was written hundreds of years ago, to bring new life to old tales.   
Tarzan, The little Mermaid, Pinocchio, The Hunchback and Pocahontas just to take a few of them, were all originally written between the 1700s to the 1850s.   
   
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None of the stories were originally made by Disney.
Disney rewrote the ending of the stories they liked to make it Child friendly and then proceeded to make movies of them.
Almost every Disney movie like that (not counting mickey mouse, Donald an co.) is based on stories from mythology or stories that was written hundreds of years ago, to bring new life to old tales.
Tarzan, The little Mermaid, Pinocchio, The Hunchback and Pocahontas just to take a few of them, were all originally written between the 1700s to the 1850s.

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#17 - asheyboo
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Sleeping beauty is raped by the prince while in a comatose state, giving birth to 2 children and one child sucks the thorn out of her finger.    
   
Snow white made the queen dance to death.   
   
Kurchak Killed tarzan's parents
Sleeping beauty is raped by the prince while in a comatose state, giving birth to 2 children and one child sucks the thorn out of her finger.

Snow white made the queen dance to death.

Kurchak Killed tarzan's parents
User avatar #83 to #17 - gwenisghey
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sleeping beauty was raped by her father also
#142 to #17 - finni
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The Tarzan thing is really horrible... Seriously... the feels...
The Tarzan thing is really horrible... Seriously... the feels...
#148 to #17 - cazabrow
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MFW the prince is no better than a 4channer
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i dont give two ***** about what you said...but you broke my heart with the gif of little foots mom...
User avatar #42 to #17 - zight
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wtf is up with the last one? that is so ****** up man. i can't believe that. Don't read next spoiler, unless you don't know what i ment
don't believe me. I doubt this spoiler is neccesary but there are a few of you who lack the capacity to interpret things why are you still reading these? This is a good way to make a long comment seem short i have only had sex 5 times and im 19 if you are still reading these, i have probably already masturbated and currently playing dwarf fortress, what i need for you to do is, find a way to spend your time better then mine on weekdays, i only have fun on weekends are you only seeing these because of curiosity or what? TL;DR i know what you are wondering, wrf was the point of the i leave stuff unfini
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User avatar #73 to #42 - thegamerslife
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This was entertaining in a way. also, I'm 23 and have only had one sexual partner. what's wrong with you faggot I shouldn't have called you a faggot, sorry.
User avatar #101 to #73 - zight
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ignore my below comments, i was just testing something out
User avatar #103 to #101 - testing
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To many times each day.
User avatar #146 to #103 - RexxT
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yeah, why is your name red? o.O
User avatar #141 to #103 - meestaa
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why are you red?
User avatar #102 to #101 - thegamerslife
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lastly! I thoroughly enjoy your username, it's zight.
User avatar #149 to #102 - zight
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i made it when i was little and didn't have a username its all thanks to thegamerslife
User avatar #100 to #73 - zight
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bitch ass cunt ************* asshole licking penis urthera biting horse jacking dog smelling nose picking piece of ****
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User avatar #45 to #42 - arex
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It wasn't Kurchak it was a leopard.


User avatar #47 to #45 - zight
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I know that ******* spoiler man, you got me
User avatar #46 to #45 - Leopard
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Stop
User avatar #62 to #17 - hates
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Snow White didn't force her to dance, she put iron boots on the evil queen, heated them until they were red hot, and laughed as the queen danced out of pain
#55 - ihearcolors
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I'm off to Neverland *************.
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Joe Dirt - Up Your Bung Hole? God dammit Buffalo bob is at it again...
User avatar #127 to #55 - atoma
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Neverland


because it never happened.
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User avatar #20 - whywouldyoudothis
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When I read this in high school I got into an argument with my teacher about Peter being a sociopath. I STAND BY MY CLAIMS!
#115 to #20 - anon id: 21577085
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I don't think you know what sociopath means
User avatar #154 to #115 - whywouldyoudothis
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It's just his character in the book overall, He just kills, he kills everyone with a childlike glee. There's never any remorse, he doesn't even care. **** man, the pirates were more sympathetic then him, they all had this strange "desperate need for a mother" thing going. They were practically like kids themselves.
User avatar #136 to #115 - hudis
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Well it works if it's a Lord of the Flies kind of sociopathy.
User avatar #33 to #20 - sirbutterballs
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He's basically a cult-leader.
#117 to #33 - ticklethetigre
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10/10 would join that cult, learn his anti aging secret then proceed to to replace him..... or you know become the king of some high schooler child army or something
User avatar #124 to #33 - supamonkey
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Peter Pan = Charles Manson?
#23 to #20 - lawerancearm
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"I never want to grow up, and neither should you... If you grow up... I'll kill you"
#18 - pantmonthedemon
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all the original stories are so much more brutal then the kid friendly Disney ones, in Cinderella her step sisters literally chopped off pieces of their feet.
User avatar #108 to #18 - robertolee
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I was told that version by my dad.. at 7 years old. He decided it was time to know the truth about Disney.
#152 to #108 - pantmonthedemon
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i had to read it in primary school. it was kinda intense
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#13 - asheyboo
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Rapunzel got pregnant and threw herself off the castle to her death   
 or something along those lines
Rapunzel got pregnant and threw herself off the castle to her death
or something along those lines
#160 to #13 - sherlyholmes
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Rapunzel let the prince into the tower, *boom* became pregnant. The witch keeping her in the tower got angry, cut her hair and sent her away. Then she let the prince clime Rapunzel's hair and when he got up, she kicked him down.   
He fell in.. something... and lost his eyesight.    
Something, something, something and semi-happy end.
Rapunzel let the prince into the tower, *boom* became pregnant. The witch keeping her in the tower got angry, cut her hair and sent her away. Then she let the prince clime Rapunzel's hair and when he got up, she kicked him down.
He fell in.. something... and lost his eyesight.
Something, something, something and semi-happy end.
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#71 - penisflower
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Adding to that, Peter Pan was a dick. He played "make believe" doctor, telling Wendy he could "heal" her. He also taught the lost boys how to fly, but never how to stop, so they'd fly for days until they died of exhaustion.
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