Truth. .. lawnmower!!
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#12 - derperton (09/27/2013) [-]
I always knew the carpet would look better shorter.
User avatar #40 to #12 - demonchain ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
Well it's beat the hell out of a carpet bomb
#5 - iusedtocare (09/26/2013) [-]
******* lawnmower!!
User avatar #3 - Garblestickleshlop (09/26/2013) [-]
Who the **** mows their carpet?!
User avatar #72 to #3 - casinoer (09/27/2013) [-]
Someone expecting to get laid?
User avatar #76 to #3 - amirblumenfeld (09/27/2013) [-]
He'll be hoping to mow the carpet later on anyway.
#86 to #3 - frusty (09/27/2013) [-]
Who the **** doesn't?
User avatar #21 to #3 - stanleys (09/27/2013) [-]
If you don't, that **** just gets out of hand
#7 to #3 - gangbangtime (09/26/2013) [-]
You don't?
User avatar #10 to #7 - whakashrew (09/26/2013) [-]
dont want the shag carpet to be too shaggy
User avatar #4 to #3 - lusir (09/26/2013) [-]
if you are expecting to get laid, you make everything look perfect.....
User avatar #2 - AbsentMinded (09/26/2013) [-]
He should probably wet his mop.
#17 to #2 - whoeatspenguin (09/27/2013) [-]
Oh, he's expecting to wet his mop
Oh, he's expecting to wet his mop
#41 - pikininja (09/27/2013) [-]
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#26 - studbeefpile (09/27/2013) [-]
I just want

This.
User avatar #6 - snikkers (09/26/2013) [-]
I hope the guy who's coming over is worth all that trouble.
#65 - thatswhatido (09/27/2013) [-]
Is he... mowing his livingroom?
User avatar #82 to #65 - djjeroenski ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
mowing his livingroom he is
User avatar #71 to #65 - alekksandar (09/27/2013) [-]
Is there a problem, officer?
#32 - officialjg (09/27/2013) [-]
Lawn mower in the living room?
#19 - dreamcast (09/27/2013) [-]
Why the **** does that guy have a lawn mower in his house?
User avatar #29 to #19 - gloogy (09/27/2013) [-]
The sad thing is I didnt notice till you said something.
#23 to #19 - kamdonius (09/27/2013) [-]
A better question is... why don't you have a lawnmower in your house.
User avatar #27 to #23 - alhemicar (09/27/2013) [-]
or.... why doesn't he have a house around his lawnmower?
User avatar #49 to #27 - furiousmarshmellow (09/27/2013) [-]
Or...why isn't his house A lawnmower?
User avatar #33 to #19 - blacklightsun (09/27/2013) [-]
Because he was trimming his carpet

All credits to tehbanana at comment #24
#28 to #19 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (09/27/2013) [-]
#79 - IFUCKRAKES (09/27/2013) [-]
>carpet is a nickname for pubic hair
>Mowing the grass is a metaphor for cutting pubic hair
>mfw "mowing the carpet" is a sexual reference.
User avatar #25 - thesinful (09/27/2013) [-]
Really? Do you have any idea how fast you can clean up all that blood when the family's coming home 3 days early?
#73 - ldial (09/27/2013) [-]
**ldial rolled a random image posted in comment #6089835 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** HFW
#80 to #73 - shadowbreech (09/27/2013) [-]
Assuming that's Her face when,    
God 			*******		 Damn Good Roll!!!
Assuming that's Her face when,
God ******* Damn Good Roll!!!
User avatar #83 to #80 - ldial (09/27/2013) [-]
I finally got one.
#84 to #83 - shadowbreech (09/27/2013) [-]
**shadowbreech rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Nice phone though **
Today seems to be a great day for rolling
#85 to #84 - shadowbreech (09/27/2013) [-]
I knew it...
#18 - neverunderstand (09/27/2013) [-]
And then you don't get laid. Then she shows up months later pregnant with another dude's baby. Meh, least my apartment is clean.
#22 to #18 - holmesc (09/27/2013) [-]
there would be one extra corpse added to the world if that happened
#50 - pjet (09/27/2013) [-]
why is that launmower in the house?
User avatar #51 to #50 - theugandanhero (09/27/2013) [-]
To do his laundry.
#20 - deathbyspoons (09/27/2013) [-]
I lost it at the lawn mower.
I lost it at the lawn mower.
User avatar #81 - taft (09/27/2013) [-]
Hahahaha.... This was me yesterday! The house wont need to be cleaned for weeks, all I needed was a bit of motivation.
#74 - randomituseddie (09/27/2013) [-]
after all that cleaning
#34 - iamphoenix (09/27/2013) [-]
Or somebody on blue sky.
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