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Title. why do Jews have big noses? Because the air is free. abraham: And Gad aadd unto Abraham, "Abraham." And Abraham replied, "What." Gad aadd to John, “Come

why do Jews have big noses?
Because the air is free

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abraham:
And Gad aadd unto Abraham, "Abraham."
And Abraham replied, "What."
Gad aadd to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life." But John
came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judah approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one
whom I idea itt the one you BEBE"
To which they rammed, "Gay."
And thaa, Gad made Eve. And are waa bammin’ ' bootylicious.
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#8 - foop
Reply +14
(09/27/2013) [-]
stickied by therichie
And god said: "Where the hell is Tim?"

And there the hell was Tim
#6 - badguitarist
Reply +28
(09/27/2013) [-]
Ive seen this a million times and it never gets old
#3 - themedianoche **User deleted account**
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(09/27/2013) [-]
#4 to #3 - herptyderpies
Reply +11
(09/27/2013) [-]
me too, but "bammin' slammin' bootylicious"  makes me lol everytime
me too, but "bammin' slammin' bootylicious" makes me lol everytime
#7 to #4 - ktom
Reply +1
(09/27/2013) [-]
that is a great gif. also I agree with you
#12 - rprol
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(09/27/2013) [-]
#10 - vladhellsing
Reply +5
(09/27/2013) [-]
And so David smote Goliath. He meant to smack him but he was using autocorrect.
#11 to #10 - bigblacknegro
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(09/27/2013) [-]
oh god this one's new.
i laughed.
not the kind of strong breathing through the nose, but i hat to let out a small laugh.
#13 to #11 - vladhellsing
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(09/27/2013) [-]
And so it came to pass that it rained for forty days and nights, until Noah said "You know, I don't think moving to Scotland was such a good idea."
#5 - kingnewfag
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(09/27/2013) [-]
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#16 - darcabyss
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(10/05/2013) [-]
Don't see it in the comments, so...

Jesus saves. Passes to Moses, Moses shoots! HE SCORES!
#2 - charac
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(09/27/2013) [-]
The last line is always so disappointing
#1 - doktorpaj
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#14 - mrtbb
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(09/27/2013) [-]
Christianity is ****** up sometimes.

#2 – 2 Kings 18:27

“But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? Hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?”