'good' idea. source: Facebook. Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dripped my textbook and faded at the same time, nob
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'good' idea

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I
had the bright idea that if I dripped my
textbook and faded at the same time,
nobody would hear it. I dropped my
textbook, everyine locked at me, then I
fated. Loudly
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#15 - megakingen (09/26/2013) [-]
This is how I imagine his class would look like.
User avatar #105 to #15 - rhinocerous **User deleted account** (09/27/2013) [-]
I wish they'd let us eat Krabby Patties in class
#9 - ihaveablackfrend (09/26/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #18 to #9 - siraiy (09/26/2013) [-]
Gassynanners Dubstep! (I Can Smell You Dubstep Redux)
User avatar #25 to #9 - Dakafal (09/26/2013) [-]
"I can smell your fear"
Please tell me this is based off of SeaNanners video
User avatar #26 to #25 - ihaveablackfrend (09/26/2013) [-]
It is a SeaNanners video
#38 to #9 - anon (09/26/2013) [-]
**** yes SeaNanners
User avatar #71 to #9 - newdevyx ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
MORE WATERMELON LESS CRACK (Video Game Time: TTT Animated) here, have more.
User avatar #148 to #71 - waterbottlemanboy (09/27/2013) [-]
What video is the audio in that one from?
User avatar #194 to #148 - newdevyx ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
i don't remember.
User avatar #52 to #9 - lejontronman (09/26/2013) [-]
HUNTED BY MORGAN FREEMAN (The Hidden) Actual video.
User avatar #70 to #52 - newdevyx ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
Crouching Mexican, Hidden Nanners (The Hidden Animated)
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#29 - SomeSortofBacon (09/26/2013) [-]
Teacher's face when
#138 to #29 - cawpikolo ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
ohhhHHHhhh... Are you having cake?!
#40 - lasmamoe (09/26/2013) [-]
Reminds me of this.
User avatar #17 - hemming (09/26/2013) [-]
"Then i told everyone on facebook about it"
User avatar #44 to #17 - weenieandthebutt (09/26/2013) [-]
Depending on your social status, farting can come across as being really funny as opposed to being embarrassing.
User avatar #56 to #44 - hemming (09/26/2013) [-]
The dude just tried to cover up his fart by dropping a book...
#37 - triggathepirate (09/26/2013) [-]
Didn't some guy tweet that he farted and the girl behind him's nose started bleeding?
Didn't some guy tweet that he farted and the girl behind him's nose started bleeding?
#58 to #37 - azinfoo (09/27/2013) [-]
"the girl behind him's nose"
"the girl behind him's nose"
#59 to #58 - triggathepirate (09/27/2013) [-]
I suppose there were better ways to type that. Enlighten me. Please, you've come this far.
#62 to #59 - azinfoo (09/27/2013) [-]
There's plenty of ways to rephrase it. For example,

"Didn't some guy tweet that he farted and it gave the girl behind him a nose bleed"
or
"Didn't some guy tweet that he farted and it caused the nose of the girl behind him to start bleeding"

Pretty much anyway that doesn't say "him's"
User avatar #2 - fourtwentt (09/26/2013) [-]
hfw
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User avatar #131 to #2 - errdayimfjing (09/27/2013) [-]
yfw
User avatar #30 to #2 - drachma ONLINE (09/26/2013) [-]
You really could have gotten away with using your avatar.
I went from thinking "this guys is a genius" to face palming in a second.
#3 to #2 - fourtwentt (09/26/2013) [-]
Forgot to add the pic so I guess mfw too
User avatar #7 to #3 - fezzo (09/26/2013) [-]
Well your proile pic kinda looks like a face he would make so don't stress yourself too much
#49 to #7 - guythatagrees (09/26/2013) [-]
I agree.
User avatar #180 to #49 - alexjonez (09/27/2013) [-]
holy **** your name
#20 to #7 - iaintmad (09/26/2013) [-]
your a good man
#68 to #3 - bossguycumsplash (09/27/2013) [-]
Teachers FW
User avatar #24 to #3 - crazycowhimself (09/26/2013) [-]
i think you should have pretended you meant your avatar, as it actually would have been a pretty good reaction pic
User avatar #57 to #3 - bananarowboat (09/27/2013) [-]
I thought your avatar made sense too
User avatar #45 to #3 - wtfduud (09/26/2013) [-]
I thought you meant your avatar.
#161 to #3 - deathgaze (09/27/2013) [-]
'forgot'
User avatar #146 to #3 - theexplodingcheez (09/27/2013) [-]
it kinda worked with your avatar though
#42 to #3 - seenaman (09/26/2013) [-]
******* stop it, I am severely sick with the worst chest congestion and every time I laugh I start coughing like a mad man, don't post again please, just coughed up some blood.
#125 - scoobi (09/27/2013) [-]
>In class
>Stomach pains
>Ate burrito last night and ********* hadn't passed
> Raise Hand
>"Mr. M, can I go to the washroom?"
>"I don't know. Can you?"
>Asshat thinks he is funny, meanwhile I'm about to have an anal evacuation
>"MAY I got to the bathroom?"
>"Yes."
>Stand up, monster fart about to emerge from colon
>Sprint to the door, think the creak of the door could cover up my fart
>About to open it
>Late kid named Josh throws open the door, slamming it against the wall
>Surprised me so much, pressure starts to relax
> "MR. M! MR. M, I'M HERE! SORRY I AM LATE!" Josh screams as loud as he can
>Anus lets out a horrendous stomach churning, blood pumping, heart racing fart
>Insides of me shaking violently as the beast emerges
>Ears ringing as 12 seconds later, monster fart still exploding
>Clench asshams as the beast is done unleashing its roar
> Awkward silent, many horrified
>Run to bathroom and push out the burrito
>Come back in class, whole class has not moved.
>MFW class nicknames October 5th, "The Roar Of The Beast"
User avatar #135 to #125 - jockothecrock (09/27/2013) [-]
im sorry, but having the whole class name a holiday in honor of you is ******* awesome. **** , what s the tradition of roar of the beast?
User avatar #137 to #135 - scoobi (09/27/2013) [-]
People just like talk about it, describe it to others.

Someone once tried to bring in a cake but I think it fell


Plus it was a creamy chocolate cake
User avatar #142 to #137 - jockothecrock (09/27/2013) [-]
this should be a fj event
User avatar #143 to #142 - scoobi (09/27/2013) [-]
Not everyone might agree but it would be funny
User avatar #128 to #127 - scoobi (09/27/2013) [-]
Probably too much detail but...
#28 - crazyolitis (09/26/2013) [-]
I know the feeling.
#16 - thisistheguy (09/26/2013) [-]
tfw
tfw
#67 - mattdoggy (09/27/2013) [-]
>be young kid   
>have to fart really bad and decide i'll let one out but there are too many people around   
>"i know, i'll run somewhere else and fart then run back, genius!"   
>i see a girl walking by a chin up bar   
>feeling the need to impress her i diverted my running and decided i'd grab the bar and swing from it at a high speed to launch myself like a super hero   
>i failed   
>the bar was wet slick from the dew that morning and i lauched myself but slipped off of it before i was ready   
>i landed right at her feet and let out the loudest fart i've ever had   
>i woke up to see the prettiest girl i knew uncontrollably laughing and me and then walked away   
>failure mode: [ ] Off [X] Activated
>be young kid
>have to fart really bad and decide i'll let one out but there are too many people around
>"i know, i'll run somewhere else and fart then run back, genius!"
>i see a girl walking by a chin up bar
>feeling the need to impress her i diverted my running and decided i'd grab the bar and swing from it at a high speed to launch myself like a super hero
>i failed
>the bar was wet slick from the dew that morning and i lauched myself but slipped off of it before i was ready
>i landed right at her feet and let out the loudest fart i've ever had
>i woke up to see the prettiest girl i knew uncontrollably laughing and me and then walked away
>failure mode: [ ] Off [X] Activated
User avatar #73 to #67 - lolwtfme (09/27/2013) [-]
are you friends now?
User avatar #77 to #73 - mattdoggy (09/27/2013) [-]
i don't even have this girl on facebook
User avatar #78 to #77 - lolwtfme (09/27/2013) [-]
lol sorry to hear about it
User avatar #91 to #67 - lovetolol (09/27/2013) [-]
Beta
User avatar #100 to #67 - finnthehueman (09/27/2013) [-]
at least u made her laugh
User avatar #90 to #67 - ogaitnas (09/27/2013) [-]
Jeez man, failure mode indeed.
>Be young spick kid in Esol
>Sitting at a round table doing individual work with classmates surrounding me
>Have the random urge let one out quietly. looks like it's gonna be a big one
>Try to contain it, can't
>A wet, long fart is let loose nice and slowly surrounding my classmates in a toxic fog
>Awkwardly sitting there with a blank expression
>Classmates turning towards the source, giving me a look
>Fart ends
>Teacher and classmates look at me with disgust for the rest of the day
User avatar #22 - iamtheceej (09/26/2013) [-]
I always tried to cough to cover it up, but it only ever forced the ass gas out after the cough...
User avatar #23 to #22 - kommandantvideo (09/26/2013) [-]
When I cough to cover it up, I cough so hard that it forced my fart out on purpose. Then I get a loud cough, loud enough to cover a fart.
#1 - schnickelfritz (09/26/2013) [-]
hfw
hfw
#170 - achphoenix (09/27/2013) [-]
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#167 - agentonethreesix (09/27/2013) [-]
Oh man 			****		 that.
Oh man **** that.
#176 to #167 - jackjr (09/27/2013) [-]
Ah PLEASE corgi thread
Ah PLEASE corgi thread
#48 - closingcubez (09/26/2013) [-]
the reason why that person did it is so people'll know that he's the alpha and to not **** with him
#69 - gigglesthegreat (09/27/2013) [-]
>Sitting in middle school lit class
>in cavernous school library
>have to fart
>push to let out little silent whoosh of air
>no good
>bum-trumpet foghorn of the lake of hell-fire lets loose
>walls magnify sound and carry it
>schoolmates heads snap to me
>lit teacher snaps head to me
>everyone staring for a good 3 minutes
>me uncontrollably giggling
>let loose a second stanky tuba
>it's even louder due to a sudden internal push from my laughing
>get sent to office
>laughing al the way
>10 minutes in front of principal before I can compose myself enough for him to tell me he's going to put me in ISS for classroom disruption.
User avatar #74 to #69 - mrnotsosafeforwork (09/27/2013) [-]
worth it, maybe you're the reincarnation Beethoven
User avatar #76 to #74 - gigglesthegreat (09/27/2013) [-]
The worst part was trying to explain to my mom at the time, why I got put in ISS and she had to come get me from school. Used the office phone and almost died laughing in front of the administration.
User avatar #80 to #76 - vatra (09/27/2013) [-]
Your name.. It's perfect.
User avatar #81 to #80 - gigglesthegreat (09/27/2013) [-]
Why thank you! I like it too
User avatar #83 to #81 - vatra (09/27/2013) [-]
My username is also relevant to an event during freshman year, but not specifically about it.
User avatar #113 to #83 - gigglesthegreat (09/27/2013) [-]
How so?
User avatar #136 to #113 - vatra (09/27/2013) [-]
Vatra means fire, and well to put it quite simply, I was playing with fire on the bus, they wanted to suspend me, but they didn't have enough proof to justify it.
User avatar #172 to #136 - gigglesthegreat (09/27/2013) [-]
Well no, you burnt the bus down and hid the evidence.
User avatar #82 to #69 - leevoquer (09/27/2013) [-]
I want to know how having normal bodily functions constitutes an ISS... if I'd have been teaching the class I'd have giggled uncontrollably too!
User avatar #114 to #82 - gigglesthegreat (09/27/2013) [-]
I don't know. There's a history of it too. I actually have an old report somewhere from when I was in grade school, punishing me for "Sneezing at the top of my lungs".
#89 to #69 - ronjeremysweiner (09/27/2013) [-]
I know that feeling, i got an ISS for farting in a regular detention.
couldn't stop laughing. Principal was a low-life cuntbag that hated me so...
User avatar #116 to #89 - gigglesthegreat (09/27/2013) [-]
**** em if they can't take a joke. I'm a 23 year old man now, and I still laugh at the occasional respectable floppy-bottom-blues.
#121 to #116 - ronjeremysweiner (09/27/2013) [-]
my dads in his 50's and he still laughs at them.
anyone who doesnt is just a bitter person, has no weiner, or needs a hug
User avatar #122 to #121 - gigglesthegreat (09/27/2013) [-]
A hug with a long sloppy fart
#197 to #122 - ronjeremysweiner (09/28/2013) [-]
if that doesnt cheer you up nothing will
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