Friend-zone problems. This says it so well.. After the show, a young weman approached me, saying she loved my World of Warcraft [eke We talked about Wow for an  friendzone Friendzoned
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Friend-zone problems

After the show, a young weman approached me,
saying she loved my World of Warcraft [eke
We talked about Wow for an hour. I gave
her tips for healing with her Night Elf Druid,
for which she was very grateful.
Then she thanked me, said "Good Night"
and teak her leave to get by
a pair of large African American gentlemen.
The next time you want to whine
about being Forever Alone?
f literally couldn' t get laid at an orgy.
I ence did standup for a swingers party in Dallas.
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User avatar #3 - shamrockd (09/26/2013) [+] (8 replies)
stickied by franklinclinton
#6 - kschmidty (09/26/2013) [-]
This is the WoW joke.
#8 to #6 - europe (09/26/2013) [-]
"well established in the lore"
User avatar #19 to #8 - schneidend (09/26/2013) [-]
They were in Warcraft III.
#12 to #8 - iamphoenix (09/26/2013) [-]
They were in an update to Frozen Throne that came out a year or two before WoW, so that's something. But then again it's not like WoW respects Warcraft RTS lore too much.
User avatar #21 to #12 - remainsx (09/26/2013) [-]
They were in Warcraft the RTS however. Hence the brewmaster you could recruit from the taverns.
#26 to #21 - blackrookfiend ONLINE (09/26/2013) [-]
As if simply being present in the game makes them 'well established'. They were about as well established as the Broken were in Frozen Throne. The route they took with them however, placed a much heavier emphasis upon them than was originally intended, due to there being no such thing as Old Gods back when they were conceived.

Hell, even when they were involved with all the crap of Y'Shaarj, they're completely ******* inconsequential to the lore in it's entirety before MoP save for Chen Stormsnout, but individuals do not count towards the imput of an entire race lore-wise. In that way, they're much like the Draenei, who were also completely pointless to the story of the Warcraft universe.

I'd have been fine with the pandaren if they hadn't been promoted from backround race(like the Furbolgs or Centaur for example) into not only a 'primary' race that had a lot of emphasis placed upon them in the lore, but a badass race that could take on bloody Orcs(you know, the guys who spend their entire lives learning to fight), Humans(the guys who have unbreakable spirit and excellent discipline) while making them look like total amateurs. And lore-wise, this could theoretically be ANY pandaren with any form of training!

This all pales of course, next to the ******* whimsy of the pandaren, preaching messages that in all reality, just highlight the stupidity inherent in the Alliance and Horde existing after the, which really just lampshades Blizzard's shoddy writing.

Not to mention we could have had at least a dozen more justified and intriguing storylines if Blizzard hadn't killed off characters from races that ARE well established in the Lore from the get-go. ******* pandas.
User avatar #27 to #8 - blackrookfiend ONLINE (09/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, because... You know. Two or three instances of their race appearing in one title out of a sequence of three makes them somewhat more 'well established' than murlocs or gnolls. Why don't we not have any lore imput for those guys for a game and four expansions and then make an expansion out of those two as well??
Christ, I hope Blizzard doesn't see this. I could be giving them ideas.
#13 to #6 - Dwarf (09/26/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Frustrating ** I was actually thinking about that today.
User avatar #23 to #6 - ICEDgrunge (09/26/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ, it feels weird to see this after the first time and actually understand it when it comes back around.

My life is going downhill.
#32 to #6 - whyunofeellucky (09/27/2013) [-]
Dragonblight.   
always Dragonblight.   
Never forget the Wrathgate.
Dragonblight.
always Dragonblight.
Never forget the Wrathgate.
User avatar #7 to #6 - qqmumu (09/26/2013) [-]
I just found out a danish comedian copied this.... I thought the danish guy was a genius....
User avatar #11 to #7 - secretary (09/26/2013) [-]
Who?
#15 to #11 - ihateallofyoualot **User deleted account** (09/26/2013) [-]
danish dan cook
danish dan cook
#28 - benevolentpsycho (09/26/2013) [-]
There's no such thing as the friend zone. It's just called being a little bitch- Filthy Frank
#39 to #38 - digdogfap (09/27/2013) [-]
"CALL THE BASED GOD MY ***** "
#42 to #39 - slothmaster (09/27/2013) [-]
based god
#43 to #39 - benevolentpsycho (09/27/2013) [-]
He is our lord and protector of cancerous rage faces.
#41 to #36 - benevolentpsycho (09/27/2013) [-]
This isn't a little bitch thread anymore
This isn't a little bitch thread anymore
User avatar #16 - dharkmoswen (09/26/2013) [-]
What's the source? Anyone got a link?
#35 - John Cena (09/27/2013) [-]
looser
User avatar #29 - exclamation (09/26/2013) [-]
Anyone have his joke about how he was the greatest teacher ever?
#5 - John Cena (09/26/2013) [-]
comedian refering to memes is the cancer that is killing the Internet.. I feel sick now..
User avatar #20 to #5 - schneidend (09/26/2013) [-]
Faggot anons that say "cancer" all the time are hundred times worse. Look up the definition of meme.
#1 - astarothaufromage (09/26/2013) [-]
The title is a joke too right? I don't quite get it.
#9 to #1 - John Cena (09/26/2013) [-]
Just put on a fedora and make up fake ******** problems about not having a girlfriend
**** you all
#10 to #9 - astarothaufromage (09/26/2013) [-]
Is this fedora **** still going on? Does no one get bugged by the fact that a lot of people on this site are the kind that whines about the ******* friendzone? And now they suddenly act all anti-feminism and judge the ones who are still going on about friendzone.

And there are plenty of reasons to be in a friendzone. Just deal with it if you're in one. You can leave it or just be a good friend but don't act like women are bitches.

Everyone has has a good person deep inside them and of they don't Imma put a bit of a good person inside them 'till they act like one if ya catch my drift.
User avatar #17 to #10 - mayormilkman (09/26/2013) [-]
FunnyJunk is quite a bipolar website.
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User avatar #31 to #30 - mayormilkman (09/27/2013) [-]
Well, it's more than just that. At times, it seems like a good amount of the website is on one side of a given subject, and not long afterwards it's on the other side.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Mortuus (09/26/2013) [-]
It's a bad joke.
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