LOL. . vatsim: i really want to buy one of these grocery checkout dividers but the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back This is like the most innocent  fuck tags
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vatsim:
i really want to buy one of these
grocery checkout dividers but the
lady behind the counter keeps
putting it back
This is like the most innocent joke
We ever read
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Submitted: 09/26/2013
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User avatar #14 - OoJesusoO (09/26/2013) [-]
I love humor that doesn't involve vulagr language or sex, but wit. loltittiesprinkles
#3 - comradewinter ONLINE (09/26/2013) [-]
Went to the movies the other day, but no matter how many tickets I bought the ******** by the door tore them by the middle.
#42 to #3 - anon (09/26/2013) [-]
Hey, faggot. That's how it's ******* supposed to be. God, you're ******* stupid, ****** .
User avatar #15 to #3 - bigbootygabriel (09/26/2013) [-]
(ツ)_/¯ Buy two tickets, and only give him one...
#2 - miscarriage (09/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #12 to #2 - theodordronen (09/26/2013) [-]
I should be so sick of this gif by now, but I still enjoy his little giggle
#29 to #12 - cjias (09/26/2013) [-]
I actually made this for that exact reason.
#13 - mailstrom (09/26/2013) [-]
Cashier's FW
#20 - KingJuan (09/26/2013) [-]
That was actually one of the better posts in a while
That was actually one of the better posts in a while
User avatar #21 to #20 - franklinclinton (09/26/2013) [-]
Thank you c:
User avatar #1 - ahndeh (09/26/2013) [-]
Im laughing way to hard at this. here's a thumb, friend
User avatar #16 - iridium (09/26/2013) [-]
I actually got curious and looked up if there was somewhere that you could buy these things.

www.aliexpress.com/store/group/Grocery-Divider-Bar/106735_211403965.html

They do exist.
User avatar #61 to #16 - bananarowboat (09/26/2013) [-]
obviously they exist how would grocery stores buy them
User avatar #70 to #61 - iridium (09/27/2013) [-]
For consumer usage and not just grocery stores.

Plus, they make their own food at half those places, they could surely make those things themselves too.
#43 - iamphoenix (09/26/2013) [-]
That's just precious.
#37 - josieabby (09/26/2013) [-]
I am laughing too damn hard at this.
I am laughing too damn hard at this.
User avatar #17 - zanepunch (09/26/2013) [-]
Last time I seen this post I asked the girl if I could buy one....
She just gave it to me and I left it on my dashboard.
#9 - nagafever (09/26/2013) [-]
**nagafever rolled a random image posted in comment #183 at Cool see through stuff ** i know what you're up to franklinclinton and ************
User avatar #10 to #9 - franklinclinton (09/26/2013) [-]
What? Hes my dad.


huehuehue
#18 to #10 - vapaus (09/26/2013) [-]
So, you are a mudkip? Where's your mom?
User avatar #59 to #18 - Mudkip (09/26/2013) [-]
Right here.
#69 to #59 - vapaus (09/27/2013) [-]
I have called forces far beyond my comprehension.
I have called forces far beyond my comprehension.
User avatar #19 - thechosentroll (09/26/2013) [-]
The one joke tumblr won't get offended by.
User avatar #24 to #19 - workablenathan (09/26/2013) [-]
Give it time. Everybody on Tumblr is offended by something.
User avatar #31 to #24 - cxnt (09/26/2013) [-]
OH, SO BECAUSE IT'S A JOB AT A CASH REGISTER, IT HAS TO BE A WOMAN RIGHT? JUST BECAUSE IT ISN'T A CEO POSITION, OR A LAWYER POSITION, IT HAS TO BE A WOMAN, RIGHT?

give it time.
User avatar #62 to #31 - rhinocerous **User deleted account** (09/26/2013) [-]
oMG DID YOU JUST
User avatar #64 to #62 - cubanwhiteman (09/27/2013) [-]
OmG cAN YOu NoT
#67 to #64 - digdogfap (09/27/2013) [-]
0mG im dyieng right now. can you not? get out lolol Hehe girr waffle spork
0mG im dyieng right now. can you not? get out lolol Hehe girr waffle spork
#65 - trevorphilips (09/27/2013) [-]
Such an old joke...
#4 - chupiter (09/26/2013) [-]
INNOCENT?! Why would OP just assume that teh person behind the counter is a woman. I mean thats just so sexist. A man might have done the same thing if he worked. This really shows the state of our society and stuff.....

The point is, that there's always going to be a faggot that finds anything offensive. I liked this joke very much, and laughed. Ok.. more like blew air out of my nose more loudly and more pressured than normal.
User avatar #6 to #4 - franklinclinton (09/26/2013) [-]
I bet you snorted too
User avatar #7 to #6 - chupiter (09/26/2013) [-]
Indeed!
#11 to #4 - swinglish (09/26/2013) [-]
Are you high because you seem to be arguing your own point. Good vibes though
#40 to #11 - chupiter (09/26/2013) [-]
Haha, I'm not high. I just like to use sarcasm on the internet. I know this is suicide on FJ. But still.  It might be a bad comment since no one understood it. I'll just take the thumbs..
Haha, I'm not high. I just like to use sarcasm on the internet. I know this is suicide on FJ. But still. It might be a bad comment since no one understood it. I'll just take the thumbs..
#5 - mykoira (09/26/2013) [-]
i have seen this many time about 10 and i finally get what that thing is
#22 to #5 - arthurfj (09/26/2013) [-]
Dude it says it in the text.
#8 - retfarcenim ONLINE (09/26/2013) [-]
Just put 3 of them in a row. Works every time
#23 - somenicebooty (09/26/2013) [-]
**somenicebooty rolls 37** how do i roll dubs?
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User avatar #26 to #23 - cxnt (09/26/2013) [-]
**cxnt rolls 40**

like that.
User avatar #27 to #26 - cxnt (09/26/2013) [-]
**cxnt rolls 08**

like that.
User avatar #28 to #27 - cxnt (09/26/2013) [-]
**cxnt rolls 11**

****
#45 to #28 - anon (09/26/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 15** these are better
User avatar #30 to #28 - cxnt (09/26/2013) [-]
:'D
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User avatar #33 to #32 - cxnt (09/26/2013) [-]
wat. you goofed.
User avatar #34 to #33 - hisatsuseagull (09/26/2013) [-]
**hisatsuseagull rolls 62**
User avatar #35 to #34 - hisatsuseagull (09/26/2013) [-]
Failure 2
Dubs 0
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#41 to #39 - hisatsuseagull (09/26/2013) [-]
**hisatsuseagull rolls 776,616,426**
**hisatsuseagull rolls 776,616,426**
User avatar #36 to #23 - bouazizforever ONLINE (09/26/2013) [-]
**bouazizforever rolls 14**
#38 to #23 - grouchyfluff (09/26/2013) [-]
**grouchyfluff rolls 790** you gotta start with trips!
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User avatar #68 - igotswag (09/27/2013) [-]
Now you have to be level 40 to thumb up, dang that sucks
#71 to #68 - grabbinpeelz (09/30/2013) [-]
Ikr
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User avatar #46 - vortexrain (09/26/2013) [-]
I have never gotten this joke, explain?
#47 to #46 - franklinclinton (09/26/2013) [-]
I'll try..

He want's to buy the GROCERY DIVIDERS, But you cant because they need them to "DIVIDE GROCERIES" so every time he puts it down on the belt thinking he is going to buy it, she puts it back thinking he's just using it to divide groceries. Hoped it helped.
User avatar #48 to #47 - vortexrain (09/26/2013) [-]
How is that a joke?
User avatar #49 to #48 - franklinclinton (09/26/2013) [-]
It.. It just is.
User avatar #63 to #48 - trevcars (09/27/2013) [-]
It's like the post says, just an innocent joke. You're supposed to grin or maybe blow air through your nose a bit and then move on.
User avatar #53 to #46 - sagedivinity (09/26/2013) [-]
When you check out groceries you put them on the conveyer belt and the cashier puts everything where it needs to go.

If you want to separate your groceries from someone else's so nothing gets mixed up you use one of these dividers that sit next to the conveyor belt by placing it on the conveyer belt with your groceries dividing yours and theirs.

This guy wanted to buy a divider so he put it on the conveyor belt, but the cashier assumed he was simply trying to separate his groceries from someone else's so the cashier put the divider back. Hope that helps.
User avatar #54 to #53 - vortexrain (09/26/2013) [-]
I get it, but it's not funny.
User avatar #55 to #54 - sagedivinity (09/26/2013) [-]
If you have to explain it it stops being funny right?
User avatar #56 to #55 - vortexrain (09/26/2013) [-]
I was never funny.
User avatar #57 to #56 - sagedivinity (09/26/2013) [-]
Did you get it the first time
User avatar #58 to #57 - vortexrain (09/26/2013) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #60 to #58 - sagedivinity (09/26/2013) [-]
Well then
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