Every Freaking Time. . Hill! I Eli when itt m cum ,. If only I had a girlfriend to browse on my computer
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#15 - igneous (09/25/2013) [-]
MFW she says she found my porn
MFW she says she found my porn
#84 to #15 - seaofcoltrane (09/25/2013) [-]
She said she watched mine.
#13 - aryastarkismywaifu (09/25/2013) [-]
Do people not know about incognito mode?
User avatar #30 to #13 - guiguito ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
read the info that pops up when you turn on the icognito mode, it can't help about people standing behinde you.
User avatar #35 to #30 - Vegeto (09/25/2013) [-]
Imagine if Google actually** fixed** that problem!
User avatar #113 to #35 - guiguito ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
imagine if your monitor would punch peple till they leave? man i wanna live in that world.
User avatar #31 to #30 - aryastarkismywaifu (09/25/2013) [-]
No, but it means the sites you've visited aren't suggested when she types in the address bar
User avatar #32 to #31 - guiguito ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
i misread the post, i tought the dude was browsing whilist being watched by his girlfriend, i apologize.
#33 to #32 - aryastarkismywaifu (09/25/2013) [-]
No worries, friend
User avatar #77 to #33 - niggastolemyname (09/25/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user stagger ** is shaving cream a colloid?
User avatar #1 - wellimnotsure (09/25/2013) [-]
If only I had a girlfriend to browse on my computer
#16 to #1 - harbingerwolf ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
Tfwngf
Tfwngf
#125 to #1 - johncollarbane (09/25/2013) [-]
You wouldn't want that.
Last month was is the last time I actually download stuff from brazzers.
User avatar #128 to #125 - wellimnotsure (09/26/2013) [-]
Not all of us watch porn
User avatar #10 to #1 - becefalus (09/25/2013) [-]
You're Mom could do it.
Probably feels the same either way.
User avatar #53 to #1 - Durp (09/25/2013) [-]
I wish I had a computer to browse my girlfriend.

Wait a minute.
#18 to #1 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #5 - colonelradec (09/25/2013) [-]
>gf
>fj

pick one
User avatar #39 to #5 - naldibesti (09/25/2013) [-]
If i could choose I'd go for gf anyday, I guess I'm stuck with you guys
User avatar #50 to #5 - yetiyitties (09/25/2013) [-]
You're a long ways from /b/ huh?
User avatar #56 to #5 - trivdiego (09/25/2013) [-]
gfj
#58 to #5 - Rascal (09/25/2013) [-]
Perhaps this is why he's so scared.
User avatar #59 to #5 - heartlessrobot (09/25/2013) [-]
I actually met my girlfriend on here.
gravityfalls
User avatar #112 to #5 - missrainbowdash (09/25/2013) [-]
hows aboot bf then?
#127 to #5 - DanLacasky (09/25/2013) [-]
I have a Fiancee and FJ. I beat the system.
User avatar #69 to #5 - zionsype ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
gj.
#101 to #5 - cycloberrick (09/25/2013) [-]
lol faggots I have both, BE ALPHA LIKE ME   
   
just kidding I'm not that much of an asshole   
   
have a free gif   
   
  *cough*I do have a gf though*cough*
lol faggots I have both, BE ALPHA LIKE ME

just kidding I'm not that much of an asshole

have a free gif

*cough*I do have a gf though*cough*
User avatar #79 to #5 - zombielovez (09/25/2013) [-]
one
#19 to #5 - riggyrigs (09/25/2013) [-]
screw you and your rules i pick both
User avatar #41 to #5 - darnhaz (09/25/2013) [-]
>gj
#44 to #41 - ieatafajita (09/25/2013) [-]
>ff
User avatar #45 to #44 - darnhaz (09/25/2013) [-]
I can be a funny friend.

Sometimes...
User avatar #48 to #45 - corvah (09/25/2013) [-]
or a Girls Junk
User avatar #123 to #44 - acidreign (09/25/2013) [-]
>>
#52 - optimussum (09/25/2013) [-]
My girlfriend makes me watch Hentai.   
   
   
   
I'm not even joking.
My girlfriend makes me watch Hentai.



I'm not even joking.
User avatar #99 to #52 - strikingeight (09/25/2013) [-]
My friend met a chick who was into anime. 2 days later he calls me on Skype and says "ANON, YOU GOTTA CHECK THIS **** OUT!" *Sends link* takes me straight to Shadman. '-_-
User avatar #119 to #99 - newforomador (09/25/2013) [-]
The only work of his that I've seen is the Last of Us comic he made.
User avatar #117 to #99 - neoexdeath ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
MARRY. THAT. WOMAN.
#80 to #52 - mitchr (09/25/2013) [-]
... What?
... What?
#82 to #80 - haloholic (09/25/2013) [-]
RWBY!
RWBY!
User avatar #115 to #82 - mitchr (09/25/2013) [-]
Yes, yes it is.
#70 to #52 - ethank (09/25/2013) [-]
mind if I join?
mind if I join?
#71 to #70 - optimussum (09/25/2013) [-]
Only if you promise to keep your dick in your pants
User avatar #73 to #71 - ethank (09/25/2013) [-]
damn.
fine.
#36 - lolsrsslybro ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCZgw12m8lw

^what it feels like to get caught with porn by key and peele
#74 to #36 - zourch (09/25/2013) [-]
that was ******* hilarious
#108 - utasco (09/25/2013) [-]
yeah... if i had a girl friend
yeah... if i had a girl friend
#17 - seleniyxoxo (09/25/2013) [-]
I don't understand why some women care about that. Every man looks at porn to varying degrees. I don't care when mine looks at porn. In fact, we sometimes watch it together for new ideas...
User avatar #54 to #17 - heartlessrobot (09/25/2013) [-]
I doubt gravityfalls minds that I look at porn.
User avatar #118 to #17 - llamagaga (09/25/2013) [-]
None of the guys I dated looked at porn when we were together. I had a discussion on FJ with some of the men on here a while back. It makes me extremely jealous, and I just feel ******* hurt and like **** . I can't date guys who look at porn while I'm with them. It's just totally disrespectful to me. Some chicks are cool with it, but I am not.

Keep in mind, I am an extremely insecure person with "daddy issues" etc. etc. but I honestly have tried to be the best girlfriend I can be otherwise. I just can't handle porn though.
User avatar #78 to #17 - cormy (09/25/2013) [-]
To be honest I'm less worried about people finding porn on my pc than them finding the large text files I save featuring conversations between me and friends. Those can be quite personal and I really don't want anyone reading them.
User avatar #87 to #78 - homebray (09/25/2013) [-]
>large text files
why? what?
User avatar #100 to #87 - cormy (09/25/2013) [-]
It is as I said, for instance I have one word document that has over 19 000 words in it, which is a conversation I had with someone.
I don't want anyone to read it.
User avatar #103 to #100 - homebray (09/25/2013) [-]
Why do you save it?
sentimental reasons?
User avatar #106 to #103 - cormy (09/25/2013) [-]
Myeah, something like that. Also... Because it's 19 000 words. I put a lot of time and work into those messages and I've had too many experiences where I've lost **** like this due to facebook accounts or entire sites going down. You have to understand that these aren't just "chats", they're... Very... Very personal thoughts of mine. A few of the messages in the "chat" were over 1000 words long and that's just ONE message, which is why the whole thing amounts to 19k words in total.
Another reason I keep them is so I can read them later and judge myself. We all change throughout the years and I like to look back at what I used to think and what I think now to compare. These conversations go back 5+ years some and I find it interesting to see what I used to say.
I'm a... Pretty serious guy when it comes to chatting so most of what I type amounts to my philosophies and idealogies like what we're doing right now =) That being said, I enjoy both of those subjects and reading about my own past mind is quite cool to me. To be honest I'm actually proud of some of these chats, like a piece of art or some project I completed. It's like a gamesave/file-type attachement. You put all that work into it, you don't want it to just disappear regardless of how pointless it is. It's still precious time spent solidifed into some THING.
User avatar #109 to #106 - homebray (09/25/2013) [-]
Hmm... I can kinda understand.
I enjoy putting my thoughts into words, not like in a diary sense. I have some of my thoughts saved on my computer from long ago, but i just kinda stopped writing it one day. Never really had a conversation about 'em I didn't wanna weird friends out.
User avatar #111 to #109 - cormy (09/25/2013) [-]
I typically don't have these conversations with friends but I do with my closer ones... I figure if you can't have them with your friends, they aren't very good friends, not that they can't BECOME good friends but that of course takes time. I basically just keep it for those I know will be alright with it; Not everyone's really interested in the things I'm interested in, even if we are friends.
A few weeks back I had even documented my dreams for a little while just 'cause I thought it'd be interesting to read later.
User avatar #114 to #111 - homebray (09/25/2013) [-]
Yeah hahah I just never feel inclined to talk about it. I kinda keep my beliefs to myself; I dont really feel like sharing. I dunno.
i also tried documenting my dreams, but it didn't work out since i didnt stay consistent. and i have some pretty messed up dreams that i dont want to remember
User avatar #20 to #17 - aquaekk (09/25/2013) [-]
ha ha ha oh hohohohhoho

ha
#51 - include (09/25/2013) [-]
**include rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Users who thank everyone for thumbs... ** How I feel.
#26 - evtrai (09/25/2013) [-]
Haha.... I never have this problem.
#64 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
My girlfriend's coming over in a bit and I don't really care if she sees my porn.
User avatar #2 - brokenhalf (09/25/2013) [-]
my GF has openly looked at porn next to me. like stuff i like is that odd?
#47 to #2 - roserath (09/25/2013) [-]
Gabe Newell?
User avatar #4 to #2 - lordhasta (09/25/2013) [-]
Depends

does she enjoy anal fisting?
User avatar #9 to #4 - whatevsnicktrololo (09/25/2013) [-]
What about midget cum wrestling?
User avatar #28 to #9 - nervaaurelius (09/25/2013) [-]
Brazilian fart porn?
User avatar #29 to #28 - rieskimo (09/25/2013) [-]
******** dick titties?
User avatar #37 to #29 - wafflelord (09/25/2013) [-]
Mouth-less people with mouth boobs eating demons and regurgitating them to children
#97 - franklinclinton (09/25/2013) [-]
I can't find my "Delete all evidence" gif
#124 to #97 - mvtjets (09/25/2013) [-]
TFW no gif
#107 to #97 - scarasm (09/25/2013) [-]
Maybe you deleted it.
#72 - heroicvenom (09/25/2013) [-]
for me thats anyone
looking at my laptop
#121 - newforomador (09/25/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
+1
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User avatar #120 to #104 - bruinslover (09/25/2013) [-]
all of my want
User avatar #88 - broale (09/25/2013) [-]
i forgot to exit out of my porn one time and my girlfriend got on my laptop. she watched it, and learned what she could do to make me happier! I was still embarrassed as hell about it.
+5
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#94 to #92 - broale (09/25/2013) [-]
oh, that's just weird....
oh, that's just weird....
User avatar #83 - sizzles (09/25/2013) [-]
My girlfriend gets mad when I do the sexy times on xbox games, I'm ******* whipped, is that bad?
User avatar #85 to #83 - Imbtrtenu (09/25/2013) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #86 to #85 - sizzles (09/25/2013) [-]
Damn...
User avatar #93 to #83 - pikininja (09/25/2013) [-]
Depends on what "sexy times" is.
User avatar #95 to #93 - sizzles (09/25/2013) [-]
As in virtual characters ******* , like, where you can't even see it
User avatar #96 to #95 - pikininja (09/25/2013) [-]
If you do that while she's in the room, you probably shouldn't.
If you do it only while alone and she still gets upset, she needs to get over herself.
But that's just my opinion.
User avatar #102 to #96 - sizzles (09/25/2013) [-]
Hmm... while we're on this, what about her getting upset over seeing stuff like tits or something on a T.V show, is that normal? She get's jealous very easily and thinks I am attracted to every woman I see.
Oh yeah and wanking, she don't like that.
Constant history checks whenever she gets my laptop, at least incognito has got my back.
(Sorry for this random internet lady)
User avatar #129 to #102 - pikininja (09/26/2013) [-]
I'll just be honest and say she sounds ridiculously insecure. You should have a serious heart-to-heart with her, possibly even talk to a counselor if you're both open to that. If she's not willing to try any solutions, I'd cut off the relationship. Insecure people will eventually bring you down with them.

Whatever you do, good luck. c:
User avatar #130 to #129 - sizzles (09/26/2013) [-]
Thank-you!
User avatar #38 - ackrap (09/25/2013) [-]
Key & Peele : Clear Cookies
User avatar #42 to #38 - alstorp (09/25/2013) [-]
Comment #36
#43 to #42 - ackrap (09/25/2013) [-]
Whoops, didn't notice.
Whoops, didn't notice.
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