Potty Parking. OC. I'm 22 now. I still half cry half laugh myself to sleep. Don't judge me. I was planning on making a confession bear- but there wasn't enough

Potty Parking

Potty Parking. OC. I'm 22 now. I still half cry half laugh myself to sleep. Don't judge me. I was planning on making a confession bear- but there wasn't enough

OC. I'm 22 now. I still half cry half laugh myself to sleep. Don't judge me.
I was planning on making a confession bear- but there wasn't enough room to explain myself. So I made this. And yes, in case anyone wants to know- this really did happen.

Let me know if there are any errors so I can change them.

When I was little,
symbol on the
restrooms was a picture of someone using
the toilet, and it was the "Potty" symbol.
always represented the bathroom.
or course when I saw the same symbol in the closest parking
spots to the store- I figured that if people had emergency
potty moment; they had close parking spots to get in fast.
lasing tne- this was a very logical assumption considering I
only saw the symbols on bathrooms and right out frontal
the Morell
vented in passing
those spots unless -
yet people still did. '
And so I keet my eye out....
And to my displeased-
I arching towards us
I watched and waited within the store to
see if she would indeed use the potty.
So I decided to confront her ...
I told her she was being bad and "amoosing" that
spot and should be ashamed of herself. She had no
right to park there when it was meant for people who
She proceede to yell at me and tell me
she had a "disease" and that I was a "little **** ".
She kept screaming that I should be slapped
for being rude to an adult!
But the people around me stuck up for me and told
her that her "disease" was curable by WALKING
for change. And that instead of stuffing her face
every waking moment, she should use any chance
She ended up getting into a huge Fight with some of
the customers, and my mother randomly came around
the corner and told me it was time to check out (she
had no idea I was involved in the Hamplanet
I walked away thinking I was the "potty Savoir" and
I made myself a Potty Symbol badge when I got
home in hopes of being the new enforcer of potty.
When I was 18, my mom gave me an old box of crafts I
had made when I was little.
I saw the familair blue of the edge of my potty
I was " ex ited!
potty badge!
had forgoted all about the
Clearly not the Potty
I' m still coping with what I have done...
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#356 - Ristay [OP](09/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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OP here, if anyone wants to see the badge?
User avatar #11 - mastersaturday (09/25/2013) [-]
You chewed out an obese person for abusing the handicap system. You did at age five what most people don't have the balls to do at age thirty.
User avatar #121 to #11 - superanonymouspers (09/25/2013) [-]
She didn't know the consequences of what she had done.

ignorance is truly bliss.
#348 to #11 - drinpa ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
I'm not defending the obese that use those spots without a legitimate illness or disease, but there are diseases/illnesses that afflict people that you cannot necessarily see, such as MS: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiple_sclerosis With more serious forms you can tell at a glance, but I had an aunt who had MS who was in constant pain, it hurt to walk, but she didn't necessarily limp or wince as she walked at all times, and she was confronted several times by people YELLING at her that those spots were for the handicapped, even though she had the placard that she legitimately owned. So yeah, it's not really anyone's place to determine if someone is sick or deserves the spot, as you don't know that person's history.

TL;DR: Not everyone who is handicapped appears that way at a glance, and unless you're their doctor it's not your place to determine if they're handicapped or not.
User avatar #146 to #11 - pokemonstheshiz (09/25/2013) [-]
she might have legitimately had a disease. All we actually know about her is how she was drawn from OP's memory and OP never lies, right?
#12 to #11 - daxeboo (09/25/2013) [-]
Maybe it's because most adults would probably hit others, thus why other adults would not do this. But if someone were to hit said girl they would get arrested.
User avatar #17 to #12 - mastersaturday (09/25/2013) [-]
I said an obese person.
User avatar #62 to #17 - xgreenmaidenx (09/25/2013) [-]
They can still roll over you.
#96 to #12 - jinkazama (09/25/2013) [-]
If you were to hit an adult you would also be arrested
User avatar #84 to #11 - victhree ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
She wasn't defending the handicap system: she was defending the potty system.

Something many adulds wouldn't, though
User avatar #37 to #11 - Tenkan (09/25/2013) [-]
The great part about kids is that they're unintentionally frank, and sometimes don't predict consequences.

This is both an advantage and disadvantage.
#59 to #11 - anon (09/25/2013) [-]
kids know no fear
User avatar #180 to #59 - umjamlam (09/25/2013) [-]
Fear is for the...

#228 to #180 - anon (09/25/2013) [-]
the weak
#112 to #59 - Tenkan has deleted their comment [-]
#24 - thisotherdude (09/25/2013) [-]
>Genuinely funny OC   
>OP is a girl but treats it as entirely irrelevant   
>OP inadvertently chewed out ham beast  for abusing handicap parking at 5   
Thank you OP, thank you for reminding me that despite all it's 			******		 parts there's some good on this site, and it's worth fighting for.
>Genuinely funny OC
>OP is a girl but treats it as entirely irrelevant
>OP inadvertently chewed out ham beast for abusing handicap parking at 5

Thank you OP, thank you for reminding me that despite all it's ****** parts there's some good on this site, and it's worth fighting for.
#324 to #24 - anon (09/25/2013) [-]
Not oc, stolen from reddit.

Here is the oc..... He litterally stole everything and got front page..... Just an anon trying to save the site.
#327 to #324 - thisotherdude (09/25/2013) [-]
On FJ: Submitted 23 hours ago

On reddit: Submitted 15 hours ago

#350 to #324 - zaross (09/26/2013) [-]
It's stolen from Imgur, not Reddit, but regardless it's a good post.
#378 to #324 - anon (12/13/2013) [-]
It's not stolen at all.... look at the username, and look at the signature at the bottom. Then, while you're at it, look at her profile, and find all the other posts that look similar to this one, with the same signature at the bottom.
#134 to #24 - finnjevel (09/25/2013) [-]
Your comment made me laugh, really. Especially that part where you said there was something worth fighting for on this site.

This is what you get for being an oldfag, a grumpy attitude.
#25 - Freelon ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
hamplanet rampage
#15 - habanaro (09/25/2013) [-]
This is the best OC I"ve seen in a long time! Way to go, OP.
#3 - dezzka (09/24/2013) [-]
I'm going to use this TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITIES!
User avatar #174 to #3 - vohcaz (09/25/2013) [-]
Someone had to


Photoshop is on my other computer though so it's a ****** edit.
User avatar #164 to #3 - adu (09/25/2013) [-]
Why is it so cutely cross-eyed...

Also, you could edit that badge to be a green thumb, could be really useful.
User avatar #195 to #164 - majestispaceduck (09/25/2013) [-]
someone did looks at 174 below you
User avatar #208 to #183 - malinko ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
totally using this.
#349 to #183 - madddeath (09/25/2013) [-]
Why so tiny?
User avatar #354 to #349 - kaycie (09/26/2013) [-]
i don't know how to computer
#6 - skyelinesunrise (09/24/2013) [-]
to be fair some extreme emergency bathroom moments should qualify for a handicap situation
User avatar #5 - lowlifescarecrow (09/24/2013) [-]
You were right, but for the wrong reasons I guess.
#203 - silvermarsh (09/25/2013) [-]
Saved from some post I can't remember. Never thought it would be relevant.
User avatar #2 - Ristay [OP](09/24/2013) [-]
And as I just post this... I see I wrote familiart.....

User avatar #4 to #2 - aulubear (09/24/2013) [-]
Sometimes I herbanate.
User avatar #7 to #2 - Ristay [OP](09/25/2013) [-]
Oh good god, sorry guys. It took me walking away for five minutes before coming back with a fresh mind to see the others. Wish I could switch here
User avatar #35 to #2 - snaresinger (09/25/2013) [-]
This is still the best thing I've seen in a long while. As a completely open member of the Grammar Nazi and Spelling Spetsnaz clubs, I'd like to be the first to say that I really don't give a damn about one typo, and that anyone who does is a pedantic piece of **** , and that you should keep on doing what you do, because it's awesome.
User avatar #49 to #2 - joshlol (09/25/2013) [-]
I wouldn't worry too much. Anyone that get's upset over a few grammatical errors on a website such as this is probably a ****** human being.
User avatar #212 to #2 - arstya (09/25/2013) [-]
It's okay. It's not like you were aboosing anything. ^_^
#232 to #2 - anon (09/25/2013) [-]
and "savoir"
#244 to #2 - jeebuzkryst (09/25/2013) [-]
Ummm, this is from Imgur: imgur.com/gallery/0rDcXlc
So you didn't write anything.
User avatar #247 to #244 - Ristay [OP](09/25/2013) [-]
Well now detective, lets do a little investigation. User name on Funnyjunk: Ristay. User name on Imgur: Ristay. Either I have an evil twin, or I'm capable of having more than one account. For a real plot twist, where this comic was originally posted yesterday was on Deviantart, by a user named... RISTAY.

**** just got serious.
User avatar #264 to #247 - zombielovez (09/25/2013) [-]
too spoopy 4 me...
#250 to #247 - jeebuzkryst (09/25/2013) [-]
Just as I went back to the imgur page, i saw your name as author so i deleted my previous comment, whoopsie daisies.
User avatar #10 to #2 - ponypenetrator (09/25/2013) [-]
I like it. Its like familiar art. familiart. you were familiar with the art piece you made.
#90 to #10 - darshian (09/25/2013) [-]
I'm ashamed to say, I thought it was something like this, or just what fancy people called certain pieces of art.
#136 - koobzacc (09/25/2013) [-]
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"Potty Savoir"

That typo was fancy as ****
User avatar #137 to #136 - bitchplzzz (09/25/2013) [-]
i ****** see what you did there
User avatar #8 - Jewssassin (09/25/2013) [-]
That was pretty cute and funny. Please stay on FJ, its things like this that make my break from work better.
#135 to #8 - anon (09/25/2013) [-]
But the person who posted didn't make this....
User avatar #269 - aurelianopeachdoor (09/25/2013) [-]
I thought she was going to end up taking a **** in public.
User avatar #1 - itsthatguyagain (09/24/2013) [-]
The best thing about being a kid is being able to make these mistakes.
#55 - kaboomz (09/25/2013) [-]
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> hurr durr hurrrr
#292 - pikininja (09/25/2013) [-]
What kind of person cusses out a five year old? I mean jesus, do you have any sense of dignity?
User avatar #301 to #292 - tripscausedthis ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
The same kind that thinks being a fat cunt is a disease.
User avatar #148 - drainbramage (09/25/2013) [-]
Why are you ashamed?

You're a goddamn hero.

By accident of course.
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