Exorcism. We exorcise you, every impure spirit, every satanic power, every incursion of the infernal adversary, every legion, every congregation and diabolical
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Exorcism

We exorcise you, every impure spirit,
every satanic power, every incursion
of the infernal adversary, every legion,
every congregation and diabolical sect.

Thus, cursed demon
and every diabolical legion, we adjure you.
Cease to deceive human creatures,
and to give to them the Poison of Eternal Perdition.

Go away, Satan, inventor and master
of all deceit, enemy of humanity's salvation.
Be humble under the Powerful Hand of God --
tremble and flee -- I invoke by
us the Sacred and Terrible Name
at which those down below tremble.

2spooky4me

ster:
ghirahim:
SH aric
h a heisei BEE:
my laptop wasn' t working so I yelled "CRISTA" at it
the screen immediately turned black
I' m performing an exorcism now
is that silly string?
its not silly string if its a very serious matter
serious string
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Submitted: 09/24/2013
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#7 - darkjustifier (09/25/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#1 - almightybenjamin (09/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#5 - cupcakecrusader (09/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#3 - esterna (09/25/2013) [-]
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#29 - datgermanguy ONLINE (09/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It's no use!   
Bow down to Raptor Jesus!
It's no use!
Bow down to Raptor Jesus!
#15 - clockworkhearts (09/25/2013) [-]
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#38 - spanishninja ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
#32 - franklinclinton (09/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Might need to call in some reinforcements
User avatar #33 to #32 - deathklokiller (09/25/2013) [-]
do you really think eating the flesh of satan is a good idea?
#24 - fuckedbyapony (09/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
** ************* rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at salad ** How i get an internet connection
User avatar #26 to #24 - finnjevel (09/25/2013) [-]
Holy **** is that vomit?
#47 - theungenious (09/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Trying to summon Pokémon X and Y early
#41 - sweetellie ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
One of the users is named Ghirahim??
One of the users is named Ghirahim??
#39 - dirtyharrypegs (09/25/2013) [-]
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#52 - swedishviking (10/04/2013) [-]
This is ****** up... two days ago, i went to my locker to get my jacket. I am not a very religious guy and in pure irony i have 666 as my code. As i opened the locker is sang on the song by Iron maiden, The number of the beast. Would you believe it if i told you a cross fell down from my locker? how in the hell could this have happened. I only know like 2 guys who know my code and how the **** could the timing be so great?
MFW:
#51 - grabbinpeelz (09/30/2013) [-]
I thought exocisms are done on a cross or some **** , not a pentogram
#44 - youarenotspecial (09/25/2013) [-]
Someone find the salt.
Someone find the salt.
#43 - dedaluminus ONLINE (09/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Properly drawn demon trap. Well done, tumbler.
Properly drawn demon trap. Well done, tumbler.
#36 - firstresponder (09/25/2013) [-]
2serious4me
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