Exorcism. We exorcise you, every impure spirit, every satanic power, every incursion of the infernal adversary, every legion, every congregation and diabolical
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Exorcism

Exorcism. We exorcise you, every impure spirit, every satanic power, every incursion of the infernal adversary, every legion, every congregation and diabolical

We exorcise you, every impure spirit,
every satanic power, every incursion
of the infernal adversary, every legion,
every congregation and diabolical sect.

Thus, cursed demon
and every diabolical legion, we adjure you.
Cease to deceive human creatures,
and to give to them the Poison of Eternal Perdition.

Go away, Satan, inventor and master
of all deceit, enemy of humanity's salvation.
Be humble under the Powerful Hand of God --
tremble and flee -- I invoke by
us the Sacred and Terrible Name
at which those down below tremble.

2spooky4me

ster:
ghirahim:
SH aric
h a heisei BEE:
my laptop wasn' t working so I yelled "CRISTA" at it
the screen immediately turned black
I' m performing an exorcism now
is that silly string?
its not silly string if its a very serious matter
serious string
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#29 - datgermanguy (09/25/2013) [-]
It's no use!   
Bow down to Raptor Jesus!
It's no use!
Bow down to Raptor Jesus!
#15 - clockworkhearts (09/25/2013) [-]
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#10 to #5 - newhinji **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
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#38 - spanishninja ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
#1 - almightybenjamin (09/24/2013) [-]
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#17 to #1 - hamhamtaro (09/25/2013) [-]
Why not Doge?
Why not Doge?
#3 - esterna (09/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #16 to #7 - burningchimera ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
How did you do get thumbs? Last time i tried that i got banned.
User avatar #19 to #16 - tailsx (09/25/2013) [-]
He probably used magic
#40 to #16 - clifford (09/25/2013) [-]
FJ can be a little bipolar sometimes.
FJ can be a little bipolar sometimes.
User avatar #20 to #16 - imoriginalposter (09/25/2013) [-]
It has to be relevant...
#47 - theungenious (09/25/2013) [-]
Trying to summon Pokémon X and Y early
User avatar #48 to #47 - galkawhm (09/25/2013) [-]
You need a Gameboy to complete the ritual.
#41 - sweetellie (09/25/2013) [-]
One of the users is named Ghirahim??
One of the users is named Ghirahim??
#39 - dirtyharrypegs (09/25/2013) [-]
**dirtyharrypegs rolled a random image posted in comment #191 at Assassins **
#52 - swedishviking (10/04/2013) [-]
This is ****** up... two days ago, i went to my locker to get my jacket. I am not a very religious guy and in pure irony i have 666 as my code. As i opened the locker is sang on the song by Iron maiden, The number of the beast. Would you believe it if i told you a cross fell down from my locker? how in the hell could this have happened. I only know like 2 guys who know my code and how the **** could the timing be so great?
MFW:
#43 - dedaluminus (09/25/2013) [-]
Properly drawn demon trap. Well done, tumbler.
Properly drawn demon trap. Well done, tumbler.
User avatar #50 to #49 - dedaluminus (09/29/2013) [-]
Where the **** did you come from? This content is more than 3 days old
#53 to #50 - clockworkhearts (10/05/2013) [-]
I have my ways
I have my ways
#36 - firstresponder (09/25/2013) [-]
2serious4me
2serious4me
#32 - franklinclinton (09/25/2013) [-]
Might need to call in some reinforcements
User avatar #33 to #32 - deathklokiller (09/25/2013) [-]
do you really think eating the flesh of satan is a good idea?
User avatar #35 to #34 - deathklokiller (09/25/2013) [-]
Hannibal
#24 - fuckedbyapony ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
** ************* rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at salad ** How i get an internet connection
#25 to #24 - sasyboncho (09/25/2013) [-]
**sasyboncho rolled a random image posted in comment #6044588 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** How I preform an exorcism on my laptop.
User avatar #26 to #24 - finnjevel (09/25/2013) [-]
Holy **** is that vomit?
#30 to #26 - dudereaper (09/25/2013) [-]
It's ******* pasta Carbonara if I'm not mistaken
User avatar #28 to #26 - razerlight ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
meatsalad
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User avatar #4 - iceguy (09/25/2013) [-]
serious putty

xkcd.com/840/
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